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This is Blood Suckers, a podcast where the ladies of Little Renegade Films endeavor to watch every vampire film we can get our fangs into. As super fans and film makers, we'll be pumping you full of our own personal brand of heroin. i.e. commentary and opinions and stuff. Suck it up and listen in @bloodsuckerspod
We watched Castlvania Season 1 and learned that women don't exist and neither does the color blue or calm male energy in Walla-cha-cha-chia! We Also Learned If SM had fun being mad at it, it counts as liking it even if she hated it. Just so we're clear. You like this series but this series didn't like you #micdrop Rotten Potatoes is a thing we're m…
We watched Blood Red Sky (2021) and learned that we have nothing to fear but fear itself and also that we might be a vampire monster on a cross atlantic overnight flight that gets hijacked. We Also Learned Insert ____ on a Plane for hijinks and hijackers! It's all gonna come out in therapy later The cowl necked hijacker really just loves fashion Su…
We watched Thirst (2009) and learned that KC hates things that are awesome. #micdrop We Also Learned He can't have sex with her if he can't float! It's the floating defense. Blahcorder is a fun gross new musical instrument. Ask us how! Father Priest Father is the proper title Geena Davis's most excellent foundation Support the show Please leave a r…
We watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer the Movie (1992) and loved it but also someone was very very mad and it might have been the vampire cramps or the real cramps. Who can tell? We Also Learned SM doesn't know what sci fi is. KC once again, has the eternal patience of a Saint for the whole episode. Menstrual cramps are silently bourne. If she says "…
We watched Fascination (1979) and it turns out, it's porn. Jean Rollin the porny porntastic porn director tricked us again ya'll! We Also Learned Not to trust the criterion channels curated list of "vampire films" Open palmed rubbing is not erotic unless your kink is frusteration KC hates the pink caftan and if you give it to her she will scythe yo…
We watched Once Bitten (1985) and we clock our longest and most distracted intro yet! We Also Learned KC only *thinks* she watched tv as a child. SM is beginning to think she's a replicant. Jane Asher's Fancy Dress Costume Book is the definitive book of costumes Gratitude is the venereal disease of spirituality. Support the show Please leave a revi…
We watched Dracula: Pages from a Virgin's Diary (2002) and learned a lot about how not to make a ballet film crossed with a 1920's film and also that no one gets dracula like we get dracula. Gaw. We talk about death and grief, as SM's dad is on his journey out of this mortal coil. KC's cries. It's a beautiful ep. We Also Learned Where does dracula …
We watched A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night from 2014. Did you know black and white film is an artform? KC didn't, doesn't refuses to in the future. SM retaliates by refusing to tell you the synopsis of this incredible persian delight and everyone had a good new yearses. We Also Learned That you can send us tit pics but you better keep your peens t…
We watched Blood Relatives (2022) and really didn't bother to discuss the film. All you need to know is that it was really cute and by cute we mean stupid. We Also Learned FUCKING WAGNER UGH Vampires are frosting and they're delicious Great News! Life is a construct. Support the show Please leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, tell a fri…
We watched Children of the Night (2015) and were delighted by how surprised we were that we wanted to keep watching this weird Argentinian children's theater fest. Seriously. It's wild and delightful. We Also Learned An insane amount of bleach must have been used Homopheliacs can't stop won't stop the confetti Sir Fluff is the star. Sir Fluff saved…
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We watched Son of Dracula (1974) and it was "coocoo bananas" to put it mildly. I mean, what is acting? Who is an actor? What does Nillson DO in this film and how did the man who put the lime in the coconut break us? Who are WE even? Is this the end of Blood Suckers again? If you're in a film and you're supposed to be an actor but you're not acting …
We watched Daybreakers (2009) with too many blue filtered unhappily frumps. You're a vampire! ENJOY SOMETHING DAMNIT. This very special episode of Bloodsuckers brought to you by goals, acceptance, and smoking. We Also Learned If the world is mostly vampires, and you need blood from a human, just ASK. Ten years in the future, we'll be 50 years in th…
We watched Lips of Blood (1975) and will proceed to give you a play by play of all the naked weird transitions of walking and being naked. It sounds simple but it's like a weird sexy french labyrinth all up in this plot! We Also Learned Jackets on Straight Jackets on Jackets! About a lot of naked ladies How to Model: Confidence! Standing There! Cha…
We watched The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) and if you listen close you can hear KC die a little out of boredom everytime SM say's "in the book tho…" We Also Learned House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski is KC's least favorite idea of a book The most upsetting thing for KC? Pizza that's been treated without respect We highly recommend the menstr…
We watched Beautiful Vampire (2018) and were entranced by the descriptive visual subtitles, the mysteriously nosy landlord and the gallons of sunscreen elegantly thrown around like glitter. Give us a sunhat and a velvet dress and a smash cut edit style any night! We Also Learned KC doesn't have recurring dreams. This is not the Talk Dirty to Me Pod…
We watched The Fearless Vampire Killers (1967) and had special guest Stephanie from our sister pod Talk Dirty to Me to answer our many many questions about snow and vampires and cabbage! We Also Learned How to NOT set up the audio inputs correctly. (Again, sorry KC and the Suckers) KC didn't know anything about the very sad death of Sharon Tate Ste…
We watched Black As Night (2021) and are so so glad we aren't vampires in this world. Oooooft. It was complicated ya'll. Complicated bad. Not complicated good. Which is tragic because Black As Night had some very cool stuff in it. Somewhere. We Also Learned When in need of medical advice, ask an opera singer KC does not like to think about drinking…
We watched 1993's Cronos and were so underwhelmed that we found ourselves being delighted by a hot grandpa and a wacky undertaker and a bug. It was confusing. We Also Learned: KC can read! We think… If you don't have a bruise on your butt SM doesn't want to see your butt WE WON! GO 'STROS! Support the show Please leave a review, like, subscribe, co…
HAPPY HALLOWEEN SUCKERS! For this very spooky and wonderful holiday we watched Bram Stoker's William Shakespeare's Francis Ford Coppola's Baz Luhrmann's Oprah Winfrey's Enya's Dracula and it was indeed, Tits Out Ridiculous. We Also Learned That we absolutely cannot be trusted with new microphones and our executive producer Travis is to blame. EEE!!…
We watched I Like Bats! (1986) and learned nothing that made any sense about anything and also our brains are broken. Polish film people. We love you. We Also Learned This has "The Best Sex Scene I've Ever Seen In My Whole Life" - KC THUTT is the thigh to butt area The the Polish will never explain themselves and that is a special kind of wack-a-do…
We watched The Vampire Doll (1970) and learned that having "dracula" in the title does not a vampire movie make. HOW?! We Also Learned No one had pajamas!!! Where do the voicemails and telegrams for all the dead children go? Terrified? Weird Sex? Just a dog? This film had a lot of noises. Just cause your bloodthirsty doesn't mean you're a vampire!!…
We watched What We Do in the Shadows (the 2014 film) and found out that we have 125 HOURS OF FOOTAGE to go find on the dark web. The shadow web? Whatever it is we're doing it in there and watching it hard. We Also Learned KC doesn’t care that it breaks all the narrative rules!!! KC says this is "Everybody's' favorite vampire movie" KC is definitely…
We watched Let the Right One In (2008) and had a very large debate, with a TayLord in the back to laugh at us the whole time. We Also Learned Eli is a trans and/or gender neutral icon AND WE'RE OBSESSED KC hates hates hates hates hates cold weather Puss Puss is the Swedish way to say Kiss Kiss, which is why we like saying Kissy so much. Follow us o…
This week we watched a movie in the theater! We invited ourselves to The Invitation (2022) and were NOT disappointed by that delicious Big D Energy. His 12 shades of gaslighting, hubris, and monstrous grey were GORGEOUS. Swooooon. We Also Learned To let our vagina's do the talking A pottery studio built on lies and blood and creepiness The Dracula …
This week we watched our first vampire found footage film: Afflicted from 2013. We found a lot of silliness, but we also found a lot of heart and eyeballs and blood and dedication. It was inspiring to watch two indie filmmakers write and direct their own vampire film. GOALS! We Also Learned BIPOC INFO! https://www.healthline.com/health/bipoc-meanin…
This week we watched two films! Two Last Vampires of Blood the Last Vampire! One anime OVA from 2000 and one live action silly fest from 2009. I think the most important thing to remember is that KC hasn't seen an anime she loves yet and that fact is making SM grumpier than a last vampire who may not be a last vampire, or a vampire? If only we had …
This week we watched 2022's Day Shift and it made us both mad and delighted. Madlighted? We learned It could now be starring Daniel Day Davis Streep There's tons of life in the desert KC. Tons. We said Steven Attenborough but we meant David Graves are where the people go to be dead Follow us on the gram: https://www.instagram.com/bloodsuckerspod/ S…
This week we watched 1995's The Addiction and it was as much fun as putting on a pair of jeans after two years in a pandemic. Like, we like these jeans, but we're also mad at them for doing this to us. We learned Pu'er Tea is a dirt tea that's very healthy for you, and maybe a philosopher? "DON'T DO THIS" are the exact words said and then you're ge…
This week we watched a German film called We Are the Night from 2010. It was German. The most German 2010 film ever. Also KC got an incredible new drone job and SM lives on having popsicles and not having covid! We learned German Rape Murder Houses are a thing?! Eyeballs tell you if you're a vampire You can kick a hot man in the dick to see if he's…
This week we watched our Vampire Council Member Tosin's request: Twilight from 2008 and it's yet another vampire film that causes SM to yell incessantly in Kacey's face because she loves it so much. Kacey has the patience and fortitude of St. Olga of Kiev ya'll. For reals. We learned: Vampire Therapists are desperately needed in the field You can d…
This week we watched our Vampire Council Member Troy's recommendation: Love at First Bite from 1979. It's long episode title is "Our Most Problematic Episode Wherein We Confront Glaringly Uncomfortable Racism". And we're glad we did. We learned stuff ya'll. Stuff AND things. We learned Troy is a chimera. A CHIMERA!!! All the vampire films were made…
This week our producer Taylord commanded we watch 1994's Interview with the Vampire which was such a hardship for Sarah-Marie that she yelled in Kacey's face about it for hours. We also learned Everythings better when it's on fire. Hands, houses, humans. KC is amazing at tolerating SM's rants, but she's still not giving this film her bonus point Ki…
In this very special episode of Blood Suckers, we watch 2011's remake of Fright Night, lose all hope in humanity and crash out. We regret nothing. We also learned that "Crawling with bonus..." means crawling with bonus bullshit. Kacey doesn't know who Toni Collette is, or at the very least what her name is… Las Vegas basements are hard to build and…
We watch 2014's Dracula Untold and everyone is in it is very sexy. Everyone. Check the gram @bloodsuckerspod for related images and info! Also: DILF = Dracula I'd Like to Fuck It's pronounced Wal-Ah-Cha-cha-cha-chia Sarah-Marie went down a lot of rabbit holes in this one Follow us on the gram: https://www.instagram.com/bloodsuckerspod/ Support us o…
We watch 1988's Vampire's Kiss and have too many thoughts about hot yogurt and toes: KC & SM get into a big fight about documents, filing and organization. Who's surprised? He probably ate that pigeon... We will join you Coppola Family, if that's what it takes. Follow us on the gram: https://www.instagram.com/bloodsuckerspod/ Support us on Patreon:…
We watch 1985's Vampire Hunter D and learn a few things... Kacey's first adult anime was a disappointment Sarah-Marie really didn't take a college course on any of this Hi Kevin Miller. We're coming for you. Follow us on the gram: https://www.instagram.com/bloodsuckerspod/ Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/littlerenegadefilms THANK YOU…
On this episode of Blood Suckers, the ladies of Little Renegade Films watch 1972's The Velvet Vampire and it was a small boobed big sexy ride. Things We Learned You have to cut away to the ocean so that we know there's going to be knob schlobbing KC would steal long dresses for SM if she could KC would stare and SM would yell like a coyote if we ca…
On this episode of Blood Suckers, the ladies of Little Renegade Films watch Kiss of the Damned from 2012. Things we learned: Kacey doesn't have a boyfriend because she can't writhe without breaking her neck Sarah-Marie will only show her midriff for SAG eligibility Take a drink every time we say "stakes" and don't make it a vampire pun Follow us on…
On this episode of Blood Suckers, the ladies of Little Renegade Films attempt to watch Chastity Bites 2013 and end up watching 30 Days of Night 2007 instead. We regret nothing. THINGS WE LEARNED Don't wait 20 days to have a relationship convo. Do it now before you get bit or mangled. You're never too evil not to brush your teeth Do you know the Muf…
On this episode of Blood Suckers, the ladies of Little Renegade Films watch Near Dark (1987). THINGS WE LEARNED Consent is hard to talk about and hard to learn about. For more info on consent go HERE: https://www.rainn.org/articles/what-is-consent This is Tornado and Lost Boys is Twister This is Volcano and Lost Boys is Dante's Peak This is Geo Sto…
On this episode of Blood Suckers, the ladies of Little Renegade Films watch Horror of Dracula (1958). THINGS WE LEARNED This film contains the whitest british dudes you've ever seen Christopher Lee wants you to know he read the book. Miles Malleson IS THE BEST AND WE LOVE HIM THE MOST Dracula just really really needed a librarian. Poor guy. When Sa…
BLOODSUCKING BASTARDS Sarah Marie has a sweater fetish The second thing we learned is… We're sure we learned something from watching this… And that thing… that thing we learned is… don't watch this. #burn Bloodsucking Bastards is a 2015 American comedy horror film[3] directed by Brian James O'Connell, written by Ryan Mitts and Dr. God, O'Connell's …
In this episode, we discuss Carmilla (2019) and learn many things like... This has lesbians! Vampire Lesbians who are lesbian vampires. With Inner Vagina Tingles. Kacey is not myopic and Sarah-Marie totally knows what that word means... Repressing the hell outta Lara #brooch #lesbiankiss Tetanus Mary is Typhoid Mary's Cousin Carmilla is a 2019 Brit…
In this episode, we discuss Lost Boys: The Thirst (2010) and learn many things like... Designer Drugs are not from Calvin Klein Sarah-Marie can't have more than one emotion at a time or she explodes Man-ponytails are hot and Uggs are good. Yes. We said it. The Hotness to Grumpyness Scale is real Lost Boys: The Thirst is a 2010 American black comedy…
In this episode, we discus Lost Boys: The Tribe (2008) and celebrate our tenth episode and learn many important things like: All surfers know each other All aunts are terrible All Sutherlands are sexy Lost Boys: The Tribe is a 2008 American black comedy horror film directed by P. J. Pesce, which serves as a stand-alone sequel to the 1987 film, The …
THE LOST BOYS The 80's were a magical, forgivable time of wonder and awe and mullets Vampires bled glitter long before Mrs. Meyer wrote about them "Thou shall not... memmmmbble" is our favorite song The Lost Boys is a 1987 American supernatural black comedy horror film directed by Joel Schumacher, produced by Harvey Bernhard with a screenplay writt…
THINGS WE LEARNED Kacey really likes men. She promises. Detectives are only Detetives if they're Detective Detectives. Great bathtubs are worth the blood sacrifice it takes to get them Eternal is a 2004 film about sixteenth-century Countess Elizabeth Báthory "repeating her crimes in modern day Montreal". Seriously... That's it. Follow us on the gra…
THIRST Kacey is better at pronouncing things than I am Best way to shower is with eyes closed, facing the shower-head ignoring all disturbing sounds If you're a descendant of Elizabeth Bathory you're fucked (and probably a vampire) Thirst is a 1979 Australian horror film directed by Rod Hardy and starring Chantal Contouri and Max Phipps and British…
Things We Learned: Elleshibet Batoree = Lizzy Battery Erotic = Awkward If you lived in the 70's your blood was made of paint Daughters of Darkness[a] is a 1971 English-language Belgian erotic horror film directed by Harry Kümel and starring Delphine Seyrig, Danielle Ouimet, John Karlen, and Andrea Rau. Follow us on the gram: https://www.instagram.c…
Things We Learned: 1. Wanna get engaged? Just get kidnapped to Transylvania 2. In 1936, a beret has certain implications 3. Professional hypnotizers have manicures and kill you by touching your face Dracula's Daughter is a 1936 American vampire horror film produced by Universal Pictures as a sequel to the 1931 film Dracula. Directed by Lambert Hill…
