Episode 68 "Groovy Tunes & Mini Dresses"

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SM is convinced Blacula is very different than Dracula.
SM is convinced Ganja and Hess is art.
SM is convinced she can dance in the 70's
KC is convinced of nothing.

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80 episodes

Episode 68 "Groovy Tunes & Mini Dresses"

Blood Suckers

published 2 years ago

MP3•Episode home

Things We Learned:

SM is convinced Blacula is very different than Dracula.
SM is convinced Ganja and Hess is art.
SM is convinced she can dance in the 70's
KC is convinced of nothing.

Support the show

80 episodes

#Cinema #Little Renegade Films #Comedy #Vampirefilm #Vampiremovie #Funnypodcast #Comedypodcast #Feminism #Femalerun #Womenincomedy #Fitness #Sexuality #Moviereviews

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