Best Yeerks Podcasts (2024)

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The Slaughterhouse Five w/ Bigmac McCarthy and Yeerk P (Preview) 40:32

6h ago40:32

40:32

Full Episode available here https://rarecandy.substack.com/p/gain-of-fiction-vol-41-the-slaughterhouseBy Rare Candy

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Blue Horse Truther (Mailbag) 1:00:46

27m ago1:00:46

1:00:46

We read listener emails and a few new reviews in our biggest mailbag episode yet!! We discuss whether Marco has synesthesia given that he believes cheese tastes blue, argue about which of the other Animorphs each member is least connected to, and learn the truth about whether raccoons, our lovely little washing bears, really do wash their food. Sup…

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The Azul Zones 1:27:59

39m ago1:27:59

1:27:59

Glen and Psi talk about Ryan Routh, MK Ultra Trigger Songs, Michael Crichton, Climate Change, Diddy, 50 Cent, and more For premium episodes and written content https://rarecandy.substack.com/Merch Store https://rare-candy-industries.myshopify.com/Please Rate, Review, and Subscribe wherever you listen. Follow all things RC https://beacons.ai/rarecan…

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Hirac Delest - Book 4 - Chapter 2: The Connections 1:06:10

7h ago1:06:10

1:06:10

The cast sits down and talks about the Book 4 Chapter 2 and tell who their favorite Animorph is. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world. What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The playe…

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Book 4: Chapter 2: The Connections 1:34:15

10h ago1:34:15

1:34:15

It's back to school for the teens. They deal with everyday things in the midst of an a war for their planet. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world. What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differentl…

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Applebee's 1:37:46

1d ago1:37:46

1:37:46

Glen and Psi talk about Mormons, Autism, getting hate from people who say 2020 never happened, Haiti, Immigration, Neville Goddard, and NFL picks for the weekend For written content and premium episodes subscribe to https://rarecandy.substack.comMerch Store https://rare-candy-industries.myshopify.com/Rare Candy on IG, Spotify, X, and more https://b…

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Dashiell Hammett w/ Aldous Asterion 30:44

7d ago30:44

30:44

Full Episode for Paid Subscribers https://rarecandy.substack.com/p/gain-of-fiction-vol-40-dashiell-hammettBy Rare Candy

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Conservation of Dookie (Book 14) 57:52

20d ago57:52

57:52

The ending of Book 14 might be the wackiest one in the series yet. The Animorphs exit the Tunnel of Love, pursued by Captain Torrelli! They foil Visser 3's plan to infest the US military in a haunted house ride! They chase Visser 3 through a marching band parade filled with Looney Tunes characters! This book is bonkers in the best way. We have so m…

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Confessions w/ Ryan Simón 1:42:09

10d ago1:42:09

1:42:09

Editor/Creator of American Vulgaria magazine Ryan Simón joins Glen and Psi to talk about creating a magazine catered to male sexuality, porn, Usher's Confessions, and much more American Vulgaria https://americanvulgaria.com/Ryan Simón on X https://x.com/ryandsimonRare Candy Premium Episodes and written content https://rarecandy.substack.com/Follow …

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Do Your Own Research w/ Inversionism 1:43:07

15d ago1:43:07

1:43:07

Dolan aka Inversionism joins the pod for an action packed discussion on the pharmaceutical industry, carnivore vs. plant based, RFK, and much more.Follow Inversionism on X https://x.com/InversionismInversionism on Substack https://inversionism.substack.com/Rare Candy On Substack https://rarecandy.substack.com/Merch https://rare-candy-industries.mys…

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Marco = Confirmed They?! (Book 14) 57:28

28d ago57:28

57:28

We learn the secret at the center of Zone 91. Cassie has a *very* endearing conversation with her parents. Chris is convinced that the military would shoot suspicious horses on sight. Miranda wants to know more about this mysterious person eating an open container of yogurt in the middle of Zone 91 (could it be our beloved Eileen, graduated to the …

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Is a Cigar Man Ever Just a Man with a Cigar? (Book 14) 1:00:37

23d ago1:00:37

1:00:37

The Animorphs need to continue scouting Zone 91 and so they go to the horse track to acquire morphs. When things inevitably go south, Cassie is forced to morph into her new horse morph and ends up competing in a very close race. Do the Yeerks infesting humans ever come to truly love the human jobs that they’re performing? Since Tobias is no longer …

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Trapped in The Closet w/ Anna Khachiyan 1:20:20

26d ago1:20:20

1:20:20

Co-host of Red Scare Anna Khachiyan joins Glen and Psi to talk about Alain Delon, J.K. Rowling's black mold, her love of Rap/R&B, the genius of R Kelly, and much more.For Premium Rare Candy Episodes and written content head to https://rarecandy.substack.com/Red Scare Podcast https://www.patreon.com/RedScareRare Candy Social Media, Audio/Video feeds…

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Hirac Delest - Book 4 - Chapter 1: The Ritual 37:34

26d ago37:34

37:34

The cast sits down and talks about the Book 4 Chapter 1 and tell which poses the Humanimals would take if they were Gargoyles. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world. What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion pla…

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Book 4: Chapter 1: The Ritual 1:22:33

26d ago1:22:33

1:22:33

We catch up with the Humanimals as they send off the fallen. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world. What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will shape their own story, in th…

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Addressing the Ellimist in the Room (Book 14) 1:00:54

1M ago1:00:54

1:00:54

The gang breaks into Zone 91, nearly outs the Animorphs to the US government, and then just barely escapes getting smooshed by tanks. Plus we have our first official meeting as the Morphing Committee to decide whether Tobias should have his morphing privileges revoked until he can get his act together. Does this book confirm that a culture of modes…

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2001: A Based Odyssey Kevin Kautzman 1:48:56

1M ago1:48:56

1:48:56

Kevin Kautzman and Glen Rockney talk about Stanley Kubrick's 1968 masterpiece 2001: A Space Odyssey as well as some takes on THE MOON. Listen to Kevin Kautzman and Abbie Lucas' audio play BASALISK https://open.spotify.com/episode/29EGS0THzSnq2fPE1GVBmI?si=0VzoGJHhRt26rKSj-fhm6Q&nd=1&dlsi=83e706a535ff4701Support Art of Darkness https://artofdarkpod.…

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Gain Of Fiction Vol. 38 - Heart Of Darkness w/ Bigmac McCarthy 1:53:52

1M ago1:53:52

1:53:52

Bigmac McCarthy joins Glen to talk about Joseph Conrad's legendary story from 1899, Heart of Darkness. They also explore why men crave darkness and why we are constantly at war. This is one of the rare FREE Gain of Fiction eps. To listen to our Apocalypse Now Watch Party with Art of Darkness, head to our Substack https://rarecandy.substack.com/p/ap…

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High on Thermals (Book 14) 1:09:43

2M ago1:09:43

1:09:43

We kick off the controversial Book 14 with the realization that we actually— all kind of love it? Yes, it's goofy, but in the best kinds of way!! Things get strange right away as Cassie and Rachel investigate a mysterious, payphone-using horse and meet an all-time great NPC in Crazy Helen. What is with all of the pooping in this book? Can we possib…

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(Mailbag) The Worst of All Possible Chapmans 41:04

2M ago41:04

41:04

We answer a few emails and read new reviews!! What happened to Chapman between Book 2 and Andalite Chronicles? Why can’t our wonderful Marco and lovely Tobias just get along when they have so much in common? And why does Eddy have that suspicious twinkle in his eye— is that his spoiler face?? Support the show Support us on Patreon: https://www.patr…

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"Weird" 1:27:42

2M ago1:27:42

1:27:42

Glen and Psi talk about the Kamala Harris media whirlwind, White Dudes for Harris, The French Olympics Opening Ceremony, and more For premium episodes and written content, become a subscriber of our substack https://rarecandy.substack.com/Merch, Audio Feed, and Social Media https://beacons.ai/rarecandy…

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Portnoy's Complaint w/ Jack Mason and Ryan Simón (preview) 22:31

2M ago22:31

22:31

Full Episode for premium subscribers https://rarecandy.substack.com/p/gain-of-fiction-vol-37-portnoys-complaintBy Rare Candy

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DnDB 3rd Anniversary Special - InSpectres 56:28

2M ago56:28

56:28

It's our third anniversary!!! Thank you for joining us! It's been a fun ride! To celebrate we played a game of InSpectres! You and your friends build a franchise through taking jobs int the paranormal! OOOOOHHHHH GHOSTS! If you wanna play InSpectres it free online or you can buy it from the creator, Jared A. Sorensen, here. If you would like to sup…

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DnDB 3rd Anniversary Special - InSpectres (Character and Franchise Creation) 55:04

2M ago55:04

55:04

It's our third anniversary!!! Thank you for joining us! It's been a fun ride! To celebrate we played a game of InSpectres! You and your friends build a franchise through taking jobs int the paranormal! OOOOOHHHHH GHOSTS! If you wanna play InSpectres it free online or you can buy it from the creator, Jared A. Sorensen, here. If you would like to sup…

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Book 4: Prologue Part 5 1:07:10

2M ago1:07:10

1:07:10

The Humanimals return to Oscar's cabin and begin their preparations. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world. What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will shape their own stor…

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High Fidelity w/ Bigmac McCarthy And Montgomery Carlo 1:29:23

2M ago1:29:23

1:29:23

Bigmac and Monty from the hit podcast NICE join Glen for a horse sesh covering Abraham Lincoln's sexuality, Anthony Bourdain's playlist, High Fidelity (2000), John Cusack, and much more Listen to NICE wherever you listen to your Podcasts (https://open.spotify.com/show/4cSaekxcOeIY1wJuVMgiVm?utm_medium=share&utm_source=linktree) and subscribe to the…

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Book 4: Prologue Part 4 1:22:44

2M ago1:22:44

1:22:44

The Humanimals gather and discuss what they've been up to and what comes next. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world. What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will shape thei…

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One Day Younger (Book 13) 1:15:30

2M ago1:15:30

1:15:30

How in the hell is Tobias gonna love somebody else if he can't love this slightly younger version of himself? We finish Book 13. Why do none of the Animorphs ever morph into Ax to disguise themselves as Andalites? Why does Tobias speak like a prospector from the 1800s? And will one of you cowards please just give him a hug? Tobias is our special bo…

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Houellebecq w/ Adam Lehrer 1:32:54

2M ago1:32:54

1:32:54

Long time friend of the pod, Adam Lehrer returns to the show to talk about the Trump assassination attempt, the genius of Michel Houellebecq, Steve-O's.... interesting new venture and the problem with Gen X men. Check out the RC episode on Houellebecq's The Possibility of an Island (2005) https://rarecandy.substack.com/p/gain-of-fiction-vol-36-the-…

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Book 4: Prologue Part 3: Savannah 1:57:20

2M ago1:57:20

1:57:20

Savannah takes a trip after work to check on one of the wolves from a few weeks back. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world. What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasion played out differently? The players will sha…

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Gain of Fiction - The Possibility of an Island (Preview) 26:33

2M ago26:33

26:33

Full episode for premium subscribers https://rarecandy.substack.com/p/gain-of-fiction-vol-36-the-possibilityBy Rare Candy

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Animorphs Series Unlocked?! 5 Life Hacks Vissers Don’t Want You to Know (and Why You Should Care!!) (Book 13) 53:48

2M ago53:48

53:48

The free Hork Bajir teach Tobias all about the many flavors of bark while he figures out what he wants to eat for lunch. Why are the Yeerks spending all of these resources to track down two Hork Bajir? Salad tossers or salad shooters? Do the Hork Bajir have the most depressing backstory in the entire series? And how are the themes of violence diffe…

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Book 4: Prologue Part 2: Zac 1:18:14

2M ago1:18:14

1:18:14

Before meeting back up with the rest of the Humanimals, Zac skates some roofs to build his tiktok, but something unexpected crosses his path. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world. What would happen if the events of the Yee…

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Hork-Bajir+ Hidden Valley = Ranch Dressing (Book 13) 1:05:56

3M ago1:05:56

1:05:56

Tobias wrestles with enormous existential questions while the Animorphs try to figure out what to do with the only two free Hork-Bajir in the galaxy. How far along in his Andalite deprogramming is Ax at this point? Is there anything sadder than Tobias’ backstory? How many judges would get eaten at a Taxxon Dog Show? How long have the Yeerks been se…

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Everything, Erewhon, All At Once 1:24:23

3M ago1:24:23

1:24:23

Solo horse pod where Glen and Psi talk about Erowhan, eating placenta, Trump/Biden debate, Gavin Newsom, Raw Milk, Craft Beer, and more For premium episodes and written content, subscribe to Rare Candy on Substack https://rarecandy.substack.com/Links to our Merch, Social Media, Audio/Video feeds and more https://beacons.ai/rarecandy…

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Book 4: Prologue Part 1: Dylan 52:22

3M ago52:22

52:22

Before meeting back up with the rest of the Humanimals, Dylan has a hunch about some Yeerk activity, so naturally she investigates. Dungeons and Dracon Beams is an Animorph's Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition adventure with an entirely different team of Animorph's in an alternate homebrewed world. What would happen if the events of the Yeerk invasio…

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We Need a Forklift to Get Us Out of This Bit (Book 13) 54:30

3M ago54:30

54:30

Book 13 continues! Would Andalites be cuter without arms? Do memories come with morphs, or just instincts, and how can we tell the difference? Do the Animorphs continue to age while they’re morphed, or does the healing power of morphing actually slow down the aging process? And which rides would we include in a hypothetical Animorphs amusement park…

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Gain of Fiction - Gone Girl w/ Doug (Preview) 35:28

3M ago35:28

35:28

Full episode for paid subscribers. Sign up here https://rarecandy.substack.com/p/gain-of-fiction-vol-35-gone-girlBy Rare Candy

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Anatomy of a Strong Boy (Book 13) 1:03:02

3M ago1:03:02

1:03:02

Book 13 escalates with one of our favorite action sequences yet in the series!! Have we mentioned that we love this book? When the Yeerks sound the alarm about the the escaping Hork-Bajir, KA Applegate tells us that "up from the hole in the ground humans poured." Miranda wants to know if it's accurate to say that something can pour up, or if things…

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Ask Jared Anything w/ Jared Klickstein 1:20:55

3M ago1:20:55

1:20:55

Author Jared Klickstein returns to the show to talk about his new book Crooked Smile (https://www.amazon.com/Crooked-Smile-Escape-Homelessness-Addiction/dp/B0CWZ1GHLW), Fentanyl, Hunter Biden, and answers questions from listeners about harm reduction and Meth + Sex. Follow Jared on Twitter https://x.com/JaredKlicksteinFor Premium Rare Candy Episode…

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Gain of Fiction: Lolita w/ Jessie (preview) 28:26

3M ago28:26

28:26

Full episode (and all premium RC eps) for paid subscribers. Sign up here https://rarecandy.substack.com/p/gain-of-fiction-vol-34-lolita-w-jessieBy Rare Candy

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Goth Incel Shock Collar (Book 13) 1:04:20

3M ago1:04:20

1:04:20

We kick off our third season by finally returning to our beloved morph-capable children with Book 13. Is Tobias our new favorite child? (Don’t tell the others!!) Does anything feel more queer in this series than Tobias having to watch from the sidelines as his friends experience the childhood that he's missing out on? And how many people can we pis…

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BZ w/ Anna Krivolapova 1:43:49

3M ago1:43:49

1:43:49

Author Anna Krivolapova (https://x.com/AnaKrivolapova) joins Glen to talk about her short story collection Incurable Graphomania, Play It As It Lays, Joan Didion, paranoia, ancestry DNA testing, the decline in quality of psyops, and much more Buy Incurable Graphomania NOW https://www.amazon.com/Incurable-Graphomania-Anna-Krivolapova/dp/B0CCW2HGMXFo…

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Lavender w/ Max Blumenthal 1:26:03

3M ago1:26:03

1:26:03

Max Blumenthal (https://thegrayzone.com/)returns to the show to talk about Israel vs. Palestine, Stormy Daniels, Trump, Student Protests, and much more For Premium Rare Candy episodes and written content, head to our substack. Free and Paid options https://rarecandy.substack.comRare Candy Merch https://rare-candy-industries.myshopify.com/Rare Candy…

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(Minisode) Failing Forwards and Upwards and Onwards 1:02:03

4M ago1:02:03

1:02:03

We’re back!! We’ll begin releasing Book 13: The Change next week, but we’re kicking things off with a mailbag episode. We hear from a new listener, speculate about why KA Applegate hasn't called into the podcast yet, and discuss whether that mysterious dark force from the end of Andalite Chronicles has influenced Miranda to deny the existence of ho…

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A Clockwork Orange w/ Matthew Fresta and The NANI State (Preview) 35:39

4M ago35:39

35:39

Full Gain of Fiction Episode is available to paid subscribers of the Rare Candy Substack https://rarecandy.substack.com/p/gain-of-fiction-vol-33-a-clockworkBy Rare Candy

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Utopia w/ Lee Fang 1:00:54

4M ago1:00:54

1:00:54

Journalist Lee Fang (https://www.leefang.com/) joins Glen to talk about journalism in 2024, The Bay Area, crime, police, drugs, and much more For Premium Rare Candy Episodes (Gain of Fiction, Bible, Psi Ops, and more) become a paid subscriber of our Substack. https://rarecandy.substack.com/Rare Candy Merch, Social Media, Audio Feeds, and more https…

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Harrison Butker Did NOTHING Wrong 1:50:09

4M ago1:50:09

1:50:09

Glen and Psi talk about Rest Stops, Survivor, Harrison Butker's speech and the millennial working woman, Election year hysteria, Vitamin A, Shampoo, and football analyticsOur latest Premium Episode on the Book of Exodus https://rarecandy.substack.com/p/the-book-of-exodus-w-kelby-losackRare Candy Merch, Substack, Social Media, and Audio Feed can be …

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Make Americans Free Again w/ Pam Popper 1:09:26

4M ago1:09:26

1:09:26

Pam Popper returns to the show to talk about H5N1, Legal action against those who take away our medical freedom, Chris Cuomo's pivot, Trump, and more Pam Popper links https://www.youtube.com/user/drpamsnewschannelhttps://rumble.com/c/c-641957https://makeamericansfreeagain.com/For Premium Rare Candy Episodes and Written Content, Head to our Substack…

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Ecology Of Souls w/ Joshua Cutchin And Aidan McMahon 1:25:01

4M ago1:25:01

1:25:01

Author Joshua Cutchin stops by to talk about his book Ecology Of Souls, Faeries in Irish folklore, Bigfoot, orthodoxy in paranormal circles, music and religion, and more Part 2 of our coverage of Ecology of Souls on our Premium Feed https://rarecandy.substack.com/p/psi-ops-vol-1-ecology-of-souls-wFollow Joshua Cutchin https://www.joshuacutchin.com/…

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