Can you shoot flintlocks akimbo? Can love bloom on the colonial battlefield? Just how much product can you possibly find on the frontier? We aren't going to even ask if Wes Studi owns because the answer is obvious. All this and more as we discuss Michael Mann's The Last of the Mohicans.

Do you get dual pistols as you enter Hong Kong? How does evil happen? What even are numbers? When are screaming eagles appropriate? For our 100th episode we review Hot Shots Part Deux.

What do you do with a drunken Gable? What qualifies as a submarine movie? Were you born on the 7th? We review Run Silent, Run Deep. The next movie is The Last of the Mohicans (1993).

Do you believe in curses? What about traditions? Can love bloom in the bakery? Do you need to call your mother? For a belated April Fool's we sincerely get messy with a review of Moonstruck.

In just 3 hours you can watch 2 different war movies with the greatest actors of the time. What is the Brando theory of sitting? When is approptiate to forget your own character? How many vinowned.mp3 can we fit into one episode? We review The Young Lions. The Next Movie is Run Silent Run Deep a submarine movie, finally.…

Bonus Cast: The hosts go up against fifth generation fighters, how The Navy sees it, Tom Cruise's ego, and pulled papers.

How do you deal with a sicko for a tall ship? Would you discover evolution given the chance? Can you stop telling us you read the book? We all beat to quarters reviewing this warmovis. The next movie is The Young Lions (1958).

When is a hostess club just a hostess club? Have you been skydiving? What are your plans on December 7th, 1941? Just asking. Our gaydar shatters from off the chart readings as we review From Here To Eternity. The Next Movie is Master And Commander: On The Far Side of The World.

When is a movie to pollyannaish? What do you do with a Gommer Pile? Whats the tensile strength of your podcast? As we review Three Kings. The next movie is From Here To Eternity.

Our first time just reciting the plot. Stay for all the real Texas History! What happens when you just invent a guy? How do you prove you are military genius? Do you know who the greatest American is? It's not Sam Houston, the focus of this biopic. If you want to watch this one, look it up on bing! The next movie is Three Kings (1999).…

Between episodes enjoy this conversation about platformers and stuff Square Enix owned. 6 minutes is the exact right length to talk about video games.

After our brief dalliance with a failed videogame console, Warmovis returns to WWII, and the heroic exploits of the first African American combat flight squadron in: Redtails. As produced by George Lucas. We learn all about: The Sexiest Plane, How love can cross the boundaries of language via folded paper, The Dangers of Hard Spirits and MAURICE! T…

We don't do video game podcasts anymore. To prove we don't we played and ranked every game for the 32X. Do you love Hornk? What's the back of your box say? Is the grass actually greener on the other console? Our next warmovis is still Redtails (2012). special thanks for Ramona ( @lonelyfrontier ) and Closed for sitting through most of these games w…

In our least jokes by volume episode yet we discuss what it's like to be in a Charnel House, ratioms, islambs, and how the Japanese have Haiku. This warmovis is a downer. It won't all be fun ones when you have a warmovie podcast. The next movie is Redtails (2012).

While Rudie toils on editing Fires on The Plain, please enjoy this much lighter fare. How do you craft a child? When is it safe? Look out for Video Game spoilers because we don't do video game podcasts anymore.

April Fools! We take a break from warmovis to romanmovis. Can you opt out of the creative process? What is the Laughing Boner and Robbing Oscar? Can 1990s Hollywood be shown in Elizabeathen England? We review Shakespeare in Love.

We discuss how real a war movie can get when you accidentally hire actual mercernaries and James Bond for The Wild Geese (1978). The Next Film is Fires On The Plain (1959).

Crumpets, Remembering Sons, Birthday cards from World Leaders and more as we look at 1960's Sink The Bismarck! The Next Movie is Wild Geese (1978).

Underwear captains, warcrimes, walks on the beach, warcrimes, and fighting in 3 dimensions come up as we review Mobile Suit Gundam Thunderbolt December Sky. We don't even bring up jazz once! The next film is Sink The Bismarck! (1960). It is not a submarine film.

Happy Holidays! We grouped watched a movie and enjoyed it so much we recorded it right then and there. With conspicuous gallantry, dumpers, and kissing pictures will we ever find the navy? find out as we review Wing and a Prayer (1944).

The Bridge At Remagen scheduled at date with the Allies and the Nazis on the same night. Will she able to balance the industrial-grade explosives, nazi revisionsim, and still make it in time to be battle-field promoted? It's a meat and potatos war movie as we review The Bridge At Remagen (1969). The next film is Mobile Suit Gundam: Thunderbolt: Dec…

MacArthur was in charge of Pacific Operations in World War 2. This warmovis presents him as the greatest man to ever live. This cast thinks this movie and him deserve one 5 stars. We all got issues with our dads. The next movie is The Bridge at Remagen (1969).

At Hinge Problems HQ we tug at our collars as we release a review of The Battle of Algiers on the tail of recent world events. The Next Film is MacArthur (1977).

Defend Mother Russia as we review the 1938 propaganda Soviet film Alexander Nevsky. Alexander is a (not) saint who repels the devilish Catholic Germans in the eve of the Nazi Germans invading Russia in World War 2. The Next Film is The Battle of Algiers (1966)

We try not to sit on in any dogs as Tigress tries to not hurt anyone's feelings as we review the barely-Top Gun based comedy film, Hot Shots! The Next Film is Alexander Nevsky (1938).

Can a man escape a lifetime of aimless war-fighting? Can pleated slacks look better? Punctuality is important as we review The Dogs of War (1980). The Next Film is Hot Shots (1991)

A back to the basics video games Hinge Problems in which we review the packaging for Paprium and how Balan Wonderworld changed us forever.

You can come home from war, but can you ever come back? Hinge Problems discusses the story of a Penguin with PTSD. The Next Film is Dogs of War (1980) available on HBOMax

On the eve of the Battle of Incheon, America and South Korea sent 700 student soldiers to Jangsari beach as cannon fodder. They survived. The next film is Penguin's Memory (1985). Available on Youtube

Terrence Malick's epic war film. Oh look the light through trees, waving fields of grass, where was evil born? Is that the podcast Hinge Problems where they review warmovis?

Rudie and Chris enlisted their friends Shrug and Tigress to discuss the war movie, Saving Private Ryan. A new step for Hinge Problems, but still the same show if it had segments, two more hosts, and was about war movies.

After a 13 minute intro we discuss the release of Paprium, the PC Engine Mini, Game Gear Micro, GG Aleste Collection and Sakuna of Rice and Ruin. Rudie Recommends: Bad Operation - Bad Operation Chris Recommends: A Lush and Seething Hell by John Horner Jacobs

The Retroid Pocket, What's Destinyin' and a two part critical roundtable about Final Fantasy 7 Remake

Enjoy this excerpt to find out the most boring facts about Destiny

We discuss A Short Hike, Square-Enix's Yuji Naka's Hat Game, Cuphead, Metal Gear Solid 1, and recommend Maria Dahvana Headley's Beowulf translation ,the Dangan Ronpa series and www.skaagainstracism.com

Rudie returns as a CoDDaD, we examine our place in video game criticism, talk about Spiderman and the Amico and praise Arrest of a Stone Buddha. No Spoilers are present regarding TLoUP2. We recommend: A Borrowed Man by Gene Wolfe and the film The Bridge At Remagen.

With Rudie out for a positive family event, Chris welcomes Doolittle to talk about the weird world of Destiny. And a little bit about Sonic Forces. Sorry for Chris's slighty weird voice on this one; we promise he's not in the Witness Protection Program.

We discuss how Covid is affecting Japan and the world and in lesser news the video games Shenmue 3 and The Friends of Ringo Ishikawa.

Rudie tells you not to play the Kingdom Hearts 3 DLC and then they discuss the flawed work of Shenmue 2 for almost two hours.

Features: Genesis Mini, Dinosaurs for Hire, Bad Apple, Fists of the North Star Lost Paradise, Yakuza Kiwami 2, Judgement, Judge Eyes, Control, Star Wars Fallen Order, and Japanese Steak Restaurants Get Chibitech's album at chibitech.bandcamp.com

We discuss the concept of spoilers, Detention, games as services, and extended talk about Death Stranding with absolutely No Spoilers! Sorry about Rudie's audio.

Live from a game room in Branson, we got together with @automatictiger of The Book of Megadrive Podcast to talk about Shenmue 1. We all consider it a masterpiece of the artform that is video games.

We discuss German Switch Releases, Japanese Tax Revision, Natsuge Arcade Closing, and the video games State of Mind, Devil Engine, Shenmue 1, Silent Hill 2, Juno First, and Landstalker.

Breaking Hard Off news, returning to Metal Gear Solid 4, and Shikhondo, Vasara, Guwange, Ketsui, Battle Garrega, Game Tengoku, and of course Zero Ranger.

Ruiner, 428 Shibuya Scramble, Travis Strikes Again, Robotics;Notes, Steins;gate, and A Hat In Time get the Hinge Problems (R) Treatment (TM). https://twitter.com/TokyoRude/status/1154640440651464704?s=20

We give Nine Out Of Tens to Devotion, Symphony of the Night, Bloodstained, Barkley 2, Hiveswap, Murdered Soul Suspect, and review the Playstation Classic Again! Is Game Art???

Paprium Reemerges, Gunlord X's release, The Missing creeps us out, Judge Eyes made Rudie close his eyes, The death of Akiba, GP32 and all The Her Knights All For Princess talk you could want.

After 8 minutes of bullshit about Adam Sandler movies we talk Nintendo being trash, The oversized Capcom Arcade Stick, Yakuza successor Judge Eyes, More Megadrive Mini and Sekiro. We also keep bringing up Mcdonalds.