Best Cybertron Podcasts (2024)

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Earthrise: Episode 5 18:33

10h ago18:33

18:33

You will suffer for this treachery. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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#233: DARK DESIGNS - MACHO MANDELA

1h ago

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I just want boring times!! Alpha Magnus: The King of Machomashups!! Beasties!!! Death in the Afternoon!! The classic absinthe drip!!! Shakey-cam!! Rhinox turned into a Predophile!! Riding the coattails of no coattails!! Wonko the Sane!! Terrorsaur... he’s a smirker!! Casual Maximal racism!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moment!! God…

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Day of the Machines: Generation 1 Revisited 14:45

12h ago14:45

14:45

Megatron and crew are at it again, as they infiltrate the Earth's most top secret super computer, TORQ III. Optimus Prime and the Autobots have to divide and conquer to stop TORQ III and the Decepticons from taking over the world. Will they survive the onslaught or is this finally the Decepticons' time in the sun? Host Matt breaks it down. --- New …

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Earthrise: Episode 4 19:31

6h ago19:31

19:31

Megatron catches up to Optimus Prime, who used a spacebridge, without using a spacebridge. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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TME #146: Beast Wars II Episodes 34-37 1:32:18

9h ago1:32:18

1:32:18

This week we're reviewing episodes 34, 35, 36, and 37 of Beast Wars II. Episode 34 features Drill Nuts building a big 'ole cannon at Niagra Falls to fire at The Artificial Planet Nemesis. 35 involves Gaviscon getting in Lio Junior's head, and Junior doing what ever teenage boy eventually does; beats up his step dad. Finally 36 and 37 finally give u…

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Earthrise: Episode 3 16:53

9d ago16:53

16:53

戻れ! われらのメガザラック (Return! Our Scorpinok) Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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The Insecticon Syndrome: Generation 1 Revisited 14:55

1h ago14:55

14:55

The Insecticons are back and still hungry as the Decepticons use them to take over the Nova Power Core. Autobots old and new team up to defeat their combined nemesis. Will the Decepticons and Insecticons be able to coexist or will their dysfunction give the Autobots the edge they need? Tune in and find out! New episodes every week. Reviews are pure…

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Earthrise: Episode 2 16:53

7d ago16:53

16:53

Elita-1 discovers the truth about Project Nemesis and Optimus encounters a Quintesson, in an episode written with the talent of an old shoe. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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Earthrise: Episode 1 18:29

1d ago18:29

18:29

Megatron begins to sacrifice Decepticons in order to achieve his goals while Elita-1 continues to be a pain in his ass. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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#232: JOEPISODE: THE GAMESMASTER - GREASY SOFA 1:51:23

17d ago1:51:23

1:51:23

Bryan’s Dough for Joe!! Kevin’s Hideaway!!! Unexpected clown! This end up!!! Women be shoppin’!! I smell candy!!! Australian swamp culture! It’s a real ho-ho, Coco!!! Choke me, anything but that!! Rust in peace! Gestro?! Breastro?! Gestron Mandella?!! Real World!!! Script Devs! Next time I will WIN!!! HISTORIC OLYMPIC TRIVIA - 10:00 SHOUT OUTS - 20…

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Siege: Wrap-up 17:51

5d ago17:51

17:51

Paul and John talk about their favourite, and least favourite, Decepticons and Autobots from Siege. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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TME #145: Beast Wars II - Lio Convoy in Imminent Danger! 1:48:40

7d ago1:48:40

1:48:40

Gaviscon uses his latest Plot Device™ to summon the great Decepticon weapon Majin Zarak from the distant past to Planet Gaia, and it's up to Lio Convoy and the Maximals to stop it. Lio Junior is all like "no way! two can play!" and uses the same doohickey to bring in Garry Primal all the way from Planet Energon, and the hypest team up since Kane & …

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Siege: Episode 6 25:54

10d ago25:54

25:54

Despite it having no real justification or logic, Optimus's plan comes together. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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The Master Builders: Generation 1 Revisited 14:32

19d ago14:32

14:32

With the introduction of not one, but two new Autobots, Grapple and Hoist, we learn of the former's master plan to harness the energy from the sun. With the help from an unusual place, Grapple and Hoist go against Optimus Prime's orders. Does this turn out well for the two? Matt reviews. --- New episodes every week. Reviews are purely for fun and n…

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Siege: Episode 5 20:00

26d ago20:00

20:00

Optimus' haphazard plan commences, haphazardly. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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Siege: Episode 4 20:08

21d ago20:08

20:08

Jetfire has had enough of Megatron's genocide. Meanwhile, the Alpha Trion protcols make a choice that makes no sense. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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#231: GORILLA WARFARE - THEN PERISH 1:27:06

30d ago1:27:06

1:27:06

Join your guerrillas of the APDC as they review the S1 Ep11 episode, “Gorilla Warfare,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Ryan is the herpes. Leaving Las Rugrats!! Do you like payoff?! Dumb rabies!!! Fridge-talk!! Thwizz virus!! Cock rocket!!! Spikey seedling!! Scorponok is incompetent!! Optimus Primal: Murder Machine…

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Microbots: Generation 1 Revisited 14:57

18d ago14:57

14:57

Megatron and the Decepticons stumble upon an ancient Decepticon ship and The Heart of Cybertron. This ancient power temporarily turns the tide for the Decepticons versus the Autobots. However new Autobot Preceptor, who Braun questions, is the key to turning the tide and destroying the Heart of Cybertron. Host Matt breaks it all down. --- New episod…

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Siege: Episode 3 19:58

20d ago19:58

19:58

The Autobots reach out to Ratchet who, like Bumblebee, has been avoiding taking a side in the war. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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Energon Entries Returns THIS Friday! 1:20

1M ago1:20

1:20

After a restful and relaxing vacation, Matt brings back the pod with all new content this Friday, July 26th. Thanks to all who have stuck with the podcast. Your patience will be rewarded. --- New episodes every week. Reviews are purely for fun and not meant to be a dissection of true Transformers canon. --- Support the Matty Ice Media Network of po…

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TME #144: Beast Wars II Episodes 29-33 1:25:37

29d ago1:25:37

1:25:37

Technically we skip episode 29 because it's a clipshow, but from there on we're talking about episodes 30-33 of Beast Wars II, where The Angle Slam goes evil, and the Decepticons go full Marshawn Lynch. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/pPj2dcNHTTc Show Links: h…

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Siege: Episode 2 19:50

23d ago19:50

19:50

Ultra Magnus takes the first steps in a plan that won't amount to a hill of beans. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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Siege: Episode 1 31:18

27d ago31:18

31:18

Paul and John return (in good health) to start the War For Cybertron series. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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#230: THE PROBE - LADY SKEET 1:36:46

1M ago1:36:46

1:36:46

Join your probe pod pals of the APDC plus special guest hater Chest Rockwell as they cover S1 Ep10 “The Probe,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Hawk tuah!!! Pot smokin’, skateboardin’ aliens!! Chest Rockwell visits!! Space quiz!!! Deviant dolphin work!!! Deprivation tanks!! LSD! Technotronic landscapes!! Temporal pr…

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TME #143: Beast Wars II Episodes 25-28 1:30:28

2M ago1:30:28

1:30:28

The Old Maritimers decide to leave; Lio Convoy discovers that lion he banged a while ago wasn't on the pill; G2 Megatron gets all Angle Slammed up and becomes a redeco of Trypticon; Scuba's cousin is an Amazon delivery driver and brings a tank to planet Gaia. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb …

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#229: A BETTER MOUSETRAP - CYBERTRON GOATSE 1:15:11

2M ago1:15:11

1:15:11

Join your Sentinel security victims of the APDC as they review the S1 Ep9, “A Better Mousetrap,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Euthanasia coaster!!! Caleb doesn’t care about the show...Aaron doesn’t care about your life!!! Tumbler kids!! Dick Van Dyke...relevant!! F$ck you yankee blue jeans!!! Sonic emitter!!! The…

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Transform Squadron 054 – Back in my Day 53:14

2M ago53:14

53:14

This month: What's old is new again! Rob talks about the relaunch of Auto-Update, summer conventions, Gobots back on TV, and even some Code Orange fun!By Rob Springer

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TME #142: Beast Wars II Episode 21-24 1:12:52

2M ago1:12:52

1:12:52

This week we're covering the 21st, 22nd, 23rd, and 24th episodes of Beast Wars II "The Tentacular (testicular) Scuba," "Megastorm's Reckoning," "Showdown in the Sea," and "Face the Setting Sun," respectively. Highlights include Bighorn getting big-horny for Scylla (a.k.a. the "she-gremlin" from Gremlins 2), Artemis getting jealous of Scylla's affec…

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Attack of the Autobots: Generation 1 Revisited 15:53

2M ago15:53

15:53

(Apologies for the delay in uploading this week's episode.) The Autobots have gone mad, as Megatron has altered the personalities of some in order to carry out his master plan. Can the remaining Autobots undo the damage Megatron has done? Or will the Autobots do irreparable damage to the Earth and their relationship with humanity? --- New episodes …

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#228: POWER SURGE - DAD'S DAY INDIGO BLOW

2M ago

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Atlantis, Arise!: Generation 1 Revisited 17:03

2M ago17:03

17:03

Season 2 keeps on keepin' on with an underwater episode involving the discovery of a new society: Sub-Atlantica. The Decepticons create a shaky alliance with this new species in an attempt at taking over Washington, D.C. Will it pan out, or will the Autobots once again thwart Megatron's plan? --- New episodes every week. Reviews are purely for fun …

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TME #141: Beast Wars II Episodes 17-20 1:41:06

2M ago1:41:06

1:41:06

Siege is depressed and tipsy, and Kal is high on painkillers, so naturally we're both in the correct frame of mind to review episodes 17, 18, 19, and 20 of Beast Wars Second. Episode 20 is a another clipshow, so we didn't bother watching it and just gave it a pre-emptive "not enough energon" rating. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive cont…

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A Prime Problem: Generation 1 Revisited 14:50

3M ago14:50

14:50

Megatron and crew clone Optimus Prime in an attempt to lure the Autobots in a life threatening trap. Will they succeed or will Starscream once again being the death to a well laid Deception plan? Join us as host Matt Frates breaks down "A Prime Problem". --- New episodes every week. Reviews are purely for fun and not meant to be a dissection of tru…

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#227: JOEPISODE: WORLDS WITHOUT END pt2 - THE JIMMY CARTER ONE 2:15:32

3M ago2:15:32

2:15:32

Join your Dough for Joe gents of the APDC as they review S1 Ep37, “Worlds Without End part 2,” of the classic 1985 animated series, G.I. Joe! Who did it first, TF or Joe?! Steam room peepshow!!! Transmuter? Could’a KILLED her!! Dreadcops! McDestro’s!!! Washington BBC! The style of Mussolini & the competence of Hitler!!! My boy Airtight! Steeler’s C…

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Changing Gears: Generation 1 Revisited 14:43

3M ago14:43

14:43

While Gears is an Autobot that hasn't been seen much in the series, he plays a vital role in this episode's plot. A chip that harnesses his true personality, is needed by Megatron to wield the power of the sun. Can the Autobots overcome their usual lack of preparedness? Or will Starscream once again ruin everything? --- New episodes every week. Rev…

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The Last Knight: Part II 50:36

3M ago50:36

50:36

Say "Hi" to your Michael Bay for me. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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Transform Squadron 053 – Old News 51:45

3M ago51:45

51:45

This month: Rob talks about the Transformers 40th Anniversary Theatrical Event and looks back at various Transformers anniversaries while doing so!By Rob Springer

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TME #140: Beast Wars II Episodes 13-16 1:01:38

3M ago1:01:38

1:01:38

It's Cinco de Mayo, a fiesta, and a salsa dance all in one as we're introduced to our new buenos amigos, the Jointrons. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/P1dg0U-2nnY Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud…

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The Last Knight: Part I 59:50

3M ago59:50

59:50

It's the beginning of the end... at least when it comes to TFNPS reviewing Michael Bay's Transformers. Join Paul and John as they try to make sense of the mess that is Transformers: The Last Knight. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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Enter the Nightbird: Generation 1 Revisited 15:08

3M ago15:08

15:08

Humankind, tired of always being unable to defend themselves, create their greatest creation yet, Nightbird. This female ninja robot is crucial to the future of human defense worldwide. While the Autobots are hired to protect this technology during a global demonstration, the Decepticons had different plans. Host Matt brings you his perspective and…

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#226: JOEPISODE: WORLDS WITHOUT END pt1 - I ONLY ACCEPT COBRA CASH! 1:46:15

3M ago1:46:15

1:46:15

Bones for Dough!! Old News by Now! Succulent Chinese Meal of Infotainment!!! Want some lemongrass?! Evicting the Keebler Elves!!! Transmuter? I just met her!! Throwing drama from the train! Entomological adventures!!! Steeler’s crazy wheel!!! IReal World! Script Deviations! Iconic Joement! ONLY ACCEPT COBRA CASH!!! OLD NEWS BY NOW - 9:10 SHOUT OUTS…

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Energon Entries - The Trailer 0:53

3M ago0:53

0:53

Welcome to "Energon Entries", the ultimate podcast for Transformers fans of all ages, hosted by the passionate Matt Frates! Dive into the exhilarating world of Autobots, Decepticons, and beyond as Matt reviews each episode of the original Generation 1 cartoon, bringing fresh insights and perspectives to these beloved classics. But that's just the b…

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Traitor: Generation 1 Revisited 16:05

3M ago16:05

16:05

Dissension and paranoia runs through the Autobot ranks as the Decepticons steal electro-cells that could turn the tide in the war. Using the Insecticons to the advantage, Megatron attempts to harness the electro-cells powers while also trying to pull the Autobots' loyalty apart. Will he succeed? Matt Frates reviews "Traitor". --- New episodes every…

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Announcement 0:58

3M ago0:58

0:58

Paul and John putting the show on hiatus due to health issues. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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TME #139: Beast Wars II Episodes 9-12 1:32:04

3M ago1:32:04

1:32:04

We both dislike this show and want to get through it as quickly as possible, so we've switched to reviewing it in four episode chunks. This week we're covering Beast Wars Second episodes 9, 10, 11, and 12 "The Strongest Tag Team?," "Autorollers Roll Out!," "Danger! Scissor Boy," and "Galvatron Rampages," respectively. Episode Ratings: "Not Enough E…

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Cybertron: Series Wrap-up 21:19

3M ago21:19

21:19

Paul and John review their favourite and least favourite things about Transformers: Cybertron. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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Dinobot Island, Part 2: Generation 1 Revisited 14:20

4M ago14:20

14:20

The Dinobots find themselves in deep trouble. the energy from Dinobot Island has opened time portals throughout the Earth, and the Decepticons look to finally defeated the Autobots. Will the Autobots come back to win the day? Or will Dinobot Island turn the tide in the war for Cybertron? --- New episodes every week. Reviews are purely for fun and n…

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Inferno 14:21

3M ago14:21

14:21

Just let it end! Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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Beginning 20:45

3M ago20:45

20:45

Why won't it end? Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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#225: DOUBLE JEOPARDY - MAXINATURE VS. PREDANURTURE

4M ago

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A juvenile state!!! Discount Freight & Grocery!!! Trinidad Sour!! A real stasis pod!! Rattrap...the Traitor?! Blackarachnia's shitty intro!!! 8-D chess!! Servo-circuit destabilizer!!! Voice actors! Iconic moments!! In the Real World!!! Script Deviations!! Adrenochrome!! SHOUT OUTS - 7:00 COCKTAIL - 8:00 REVIEW - 18:10 REAL WORLD - 1:08:30 SCRIPT DE…

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