Geoff Garlock (Orchid, Panthers, The Year is One, UCB Theatre) and Mike Pace (Oxford Collapse, The Child Actors, Jungle Jesters) wallow in the crapulance of what it takes to be a musician, comedian, artiste in this world, with a different guest every week.
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Geoff Garlock and Nate Smith, two comedy professionals with more credentials than some, but less credentials than most, catalog the history of comedy from the last forty years... as they remember it.
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Comedians Frank Garcia-Hejl & Geoff Garlock (and the occasional special guest) go through the canon of films created by one of the BEST production companies of the ’80s: The Cannon Films Group!
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WLHR is a satirical podcast "brand" that has fun with public radio and journalism tropes. WLHR is home to fake shows like Your Stupid Stupendous Brain, All Of The Things, Fresh Scare with Sherry Disgusting, and The Nightly with Michael Barbaric. If you're a fan of comedy and news parody (think The Onion) this is the place for you. WLHR is a Left Handed Radio product. It is produced by indie podcasters Anna Rubanova and Adam Bozarth. For our back catalogue, visit our Patreon!
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HELLBOUND + "Goodbye"...for now (w/Frank & Geoff)
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"ROYAL BLOOD!" Well, Cannonheads. The Cannon Bros (Frank & Geoff) have one last Cannon hurrah before shooting up the coffin of The Cannon Canon. The Cannon Canon is taking an indefinite hiatus (possibly returning with a new format/focus in the future) and what better way to send us off than with Cannon's "final" movie, HELLBOUND! In this episode, T…
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"So long, Sport." The Cannon Bros (Frank and Geoff) are back in Cannon Prestige territory with a stacked cast and some classy sleaze with "52 PICK UP"! Roy Scheider plays an ego-driven jerk, John Glover goes full Philly, poor Ann-Margret gets put through the wringer, Clarence Williams the III steals the show and once again.. Vanity! ”Something abou…
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THE LAST AMERICAN VIRGIN (w/ Frank and Geoff)
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"This coke's kinda sweet. It's really good stuff!" The movie so nice (?) Golan and Globus made it twice! First as Lemon Popsicle and then updated for American audiences in the 80's. That's right, today the Cannon Bros (Frank & Geoff) break out the Oingo Boingo for yet another teen sex comedy, THE LAST AMERICAN VIRGIN! Starring the most unlikeable w…
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"Welcome to the party, pal!" Now we have a Die Hard episode HoHoHo! That's right, we're steering the sleigh away from Cannon Town to deliver the gift of our thoughts on this Holiday classic. Rub your feet on this episode carpet, grab a twinkie and declare "Yipee-ki-ya, *Mister Falcon"! (*edited for TV version). (in Hans Gruber voice) Merry Christma…
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“The deal’s going down. But it’s going down twisted." The Cannon Bros travel back to the Pyuniverse and get down twisted about 1987's "DOWN TWISTED"! The Cannon Bros (Frank & Geoff) get disoriented with all the (down) twists and turns, contemplate the "comedic relief" of the late Charles Rocket, some Cannon Oingo Boingo reuse and...oh yeah! Hey, it…
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PRESTIGE CANNON: SHY PEOPLE (w/ Frank and Geoff)
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"Swamp makes a body see…whatever they wants ta see." Get on your tuxes and cook up dat gumbo, cher! Cuz we're back in Prestige Cannon territory with a drama only Cannon can add a bit of sleaze to... SHY PEOPLE! The Cannon Bros define what "Boomer Emo Porn" is, covet Martha Plimpton's shirt collection, discuss ACT-ING and finally get to go on a prop…
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MarketLook is your guide to the ups and downs of economics. Hosted by Stephen Zaddy, each episode takes an in-depth look at how our volatile economy is affecting everybody from the ultra-wealthy to the working stiffs. Plus, we take a look at how all the markets are performing today. On this episode, Stephen takes a closer look at how the ongoing la…
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"Ba-Ba-Ba---Banana!" The Cannon Bros (Frank & Geoff) experience another existential crisis thanks to this Cannon Kids Classic, "Going Bananas"! "Bonzo love Ben!" and The Cannon Cannon loves YOU, dear listener. *cue Dom DeLuise mug to camera* OUR PATREON: patreon.com/thecannoncanon Follow us on the socials: Twitter: @thecannoncanon…
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Fresh Scare with Sherry Disgusting | with guest CHARLES BRONSON (Frank Garcia-Hejl)
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From Underworld Public Radio, "Fresh Scare" is an audio magazine of arts and issues that are important to monsters, ghouls, demons, and other denizens of the Underworld. Hosted by Sherry Disgusting, the show features intimate conversations with today's monsters and monster-lovers alike. This week, Sherry interviews deceased actor Charles Bronson, a…
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LOOSE CANNON: NIGHT OF THE CREEPS (w/ Frank and Geoff)
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"The good news is your dates are here. The bad news is... they're dead." Today on the Cannon Canon, the Cannon Bros (Frank and Geoff), shout "Thrill me!" as they jam their skulls into another Loose Cannon just in time for SPOOKYYYYY season! It's a personal favorite, 1986's NIGHT OF THE CREEPS! In this episode, we give obligatory and heartfelt love …
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”You think that when you die, you go to heaven. You come to us!” The Cannon Bros (Frank and Geoff) are taking a spooky detour this episode to cover a favorite non-Cannon horror flick, PHANTASM II ! The Cannon Bros have been talking about this one for a while and Halloween season is the perfect excuse to finally talk about it, in all its Tall Man gl…
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LOOSE CANNON: HOWLING II: YOUR SISTER IS A WEREWOLF (w/ Frank and Geoff)
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“Rock n roll. I’ll cover you!” Today on the Cannon Canon, the Cannon Bros (Frank & Geoff) get a suggested "Could've Been A Cannon/Loose Cannon" from Patreon member, Ed Harris! The movie? 1986's The Howling II: Your Sister Is A Werewolf! Which had an HBO/Cannon Video VHS release (hence the "Loose Cannon"). Sir Christopher Lee musters up the strength…
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TREASURE OF THE FOUR CROWNS (w/ Frank and Geoff)
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"Nah, that was DAMN REAL!" Today on The Cannon Cannon, The Cannon Bros (Frank and Geoff) take on Cannon's 3D venture...in 2D. That's right, we're talkin' 1983(D)'s TREASURE OF THE FOUR CROWNS! The Cannon Bros have to grade on a curve for this one since the movie CLEARLY makes use of the 3D gimmick and the only access at the moment is in 2D (until t…
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OUTLAW OF GOR aka GOR II (w/Frank and Geoff)
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"Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot ,Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot,…
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MarketLook is your guide to the ups and downs of economics. Hosted by Stephen Zaddy, each episode takes an in-depth look at how our volatile economy is affecting everybody from the ultra-wealthy to the working stiffs. Plus, we take a look at how all the markets are performing today. On this episode, the world economy is in turmoil after the up-and-…
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"State of the f#@%ing art, Alex!" Yes, the Cannon Bros are FINALLY covering it. By popular demand, it's 1992's NEMESIS ! The late Albert Pyun delivers some truly fun and WTF moments in this semi-sequel to Cyborg (Nemesis was first conceived as Albert Pyun's last film under a three-picture contract with Cannon drawn up in 1987). We consider this one…
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"But Seymour, there’s another verse." "Not this time, Ma.” Today on The Cannon Canon, The Cannon Bros (Frank & Geoff) are pleasantly surprised by the unassuming dark comedy, GRACE QUIGLEY! Katherine Hepburn, Nick Nolte and Kit Le Fever star in this charming off-beat dark comedy that's a mix of "Harold and Maude" and Dr. Jack Kevorkian's euthanasia.…
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Sundaes with Philip on Sundays | "Eat That, Not Me"
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Every Sunday, Philip LeBlanc hosts "Sundays with Philip on Sundays" to talk about one of his favorite topics: sweets! On this week's episode, Philip interviews Carmel Cookiebody, the owner of Eat That, Not Me. Carmel is a very talented baker who is also a magical, living cookie. Carmel discusses how her love of making pastries began as a defense me…
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LOOSE CANNON: TEEN WOLF TOO (w/Frank and Geoff)
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He's a Teen Wolf...Too! Today we cover a "Loose Cannon" (released by Cannon Screen Entertainment in the Netherlands), TEEN WOLF TOO! Part Teen Wolf, part Rocky and a dash of The Karate Kid. Did you love the first movie? Get ready for most of the same beats but executed poorly! What's the parallel sport to high school basketball? COLLEGE BOXING, OF …
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MarketLook is your guide to the ups and downs of economics. Hosted by Stephen Zaddy, each episode takes an in-depth look at how our volatile economy is affecting everybody from the ultra-wealthy to the working stiffs. Plus, we take a look at how all the markets are performing today. On this episode, Stephen takes a deep dive into a bunch of beans. …
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It's "Murcan" Birthday Week, Plugots! What better way to celebrate our nation's birth than with Cannon's 1986's sci-fi apocalyptic "comedy", AMERICA 3000! Joining the Cannon Bros (Frank & Geoff) at Cannon Bros Headquarters is returning guest, Adam "Macho" Bozarth ( Left Handed Radio, WLHR Fake Public Radio)! We talk Desi Arnaz Jr connections, a Rea…
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SHOWDOWN IN LITTLE TOKYO (w/ Frank and Geoff)
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"It’s called Ice. It was big in Japan, but I haven’t seen it much here. It makes 'rock' look like decaf, babe." Today's "Could've Been A Cannon" is a true "WHAT IF?" What if Cannon had survived into the '90s? Golan and Globus DEFINITELY would've gotten a whiff of Showdown in Little Tokyo and touted it as "The movie that WILL beat Terminator 2!" whi…
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After a grueling debate over where turkey birds are from, Philip invites an expert to discuss something "lighter" in the last segment of today's "The Philip LeBlanc Show." This WLHR podcast was written and performed by Adam Bozarth and Anna Rubanova. If you would like to support fake public radio, go to www.patreon.com/lefthandedradio and become a …
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NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET (w/ Frank and Geoff)
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"Just the one pastrami then?" Today on The Cannon Canon the Cannon Bros (Frank & Geoff) buddy up for this 1987 "buddy" cop flick, "NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET". A movie that forces the Cannon Bros to ponder "WHY must you make us yearn for Jim Belushi?!" Billy Dee Williams plays...Billy Dee Williams and Robert Carradine is... severely miscast. On the s…
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On TelevisionScape, host Larwa Ostland explores TV (the new "Books") and speaks with writers, producers, directors, and actors, and maybe casting or makeup people or whoever else works on that stuff. In this episode, Larwa chats with Connor Adamson, comedian and representative from the WGA-Midwest, to try and get to the bottom of what the current H…
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THE PARTY ANIMAL (w/ Frank and Geoff)
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"A chemical reaction got him some action!" Cannon Canon Patreon member, Daniel Levitt, picked this month's COULD'VE BEEN A CANNON and oh, baby...this bizarre and sometimes off-putting "Sex Comedy" is quite the package. 1985's "The Party Animal" is an interesting entry ("hot beef injection"?) into the beloved 80's "sex comedy" genre. The Cannon Bros…
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THE COMPANY OF WOLVES (w/ Frank and Geoff)
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Murder She Wolf! Today the Cannon Bros (Frank & Geoff) trek to grandmother’s house (in this case Golan & Globus' house of Cannon) to cover the 1985 surreal horror fantasy THE COMPANY OF WOLVES! Neil Jordan gets to Neil Jordan with this one. It's a "modern" somewhat anthology-like twist to Little Red Riding Hood...by way of Cannon and Neil Jordan of…
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The Cannon Bros (Frank & Geoff) are transported to 7th Heaven with this "COULD'VE BEEN A CANNON"! We're talkin' Berry Gordy's THE LAST DRAGON! A movie that The Cannon Bros have an undeniable nostalgic "glow" for. Once again, we swoon over the late great Vanity, praise the badassery of Sho'nuff and excuse the timidness of Leroy (he's definitely in a…
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HBO/Cannon: THE EVIL DEAD (w/ Frank and Geoff)
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We’re fudging the rules and diving back into the HBO/Cannon video releases and today we cover a horror classic the Cannon Bros know and love, Sam Raimi’s THE EVIL DEAD (1981)! Find out which Cannon Bro is team The Evil Dead and which is team Evil Dead II! "For god's sake, what happened to her eyes!!!" but those ears are still good, so put down that…
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The Cannon Bros (Frank & Geoff) check in to let everyone know about the Cannon Canon release schedule moving forward. OUR PATREON: patreon.com/thecannoncanon Follow us on the socials: Twitter: @thecannoncanon Instagram: @thecannoncanon Please rate and review us!
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ACTION JACKSON (w/ Frank and Geoff)
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”Barbecue, huh?! How do you like your ribs?!" It's another COULD'VE BEEN A CANNON and today we're talkin' 1988's ACTION JACKSON! A movie that lives in the Tango & Cash realm of irreverent joke at the time but actually better than it got credit for. It's got Vanity, Coach and pretty much every stunt guy from Die Hard. Enjoy! “I expected a standing o…
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"TO ALL MY FRIENDS!" The Cannon Bros (Frank & Geoff) stagger down to the local L.A. dive and cheers to 1987's BARFLY! A semi-autobiographical screenplay written by Charles Bukowski and directed by Barbet Schroeder. This critically acclaimed Cannon flick has Mickey Rourke taking some big drunken swings (literally AND with his acting), Faye Dunaway g…
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"That's my momma!" It's our second week of covering the comedic stylings of Dreyfuss & Landsberg! This week we discuss 1987's DUTCH TREAT! A movie that literally came out MONTHS after Detective School Dropouts. Cannon had conceived a vehicle for Dutch "girl band" the Dolly Dots in 1983 and they made good on that promise...4 years later...by combini…
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MarketLook is your guide to the ups and downs of economics. Hosted by Stephen Zaddy, each episode takes an in-depth look at how our volatile economy is affecting everybody from the ultra-wealthy to the working stiffs. Plus, we take a look at how all the markets are performing today. On this episode, there's no time to explain! Stephen's on his way …
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DETECTIVE SCHOOL DROPOUTS (w/Frank and Geoff)
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“They don’t make Munks like they used to!” Abbott & Costello, Martin & Lewis, Cheech & Chong...Dreyfuss & Landsberg. That's right, for the next two weeks, The Cannon Canon will be covering the Cannon comedic stylings of Lorin Dreyfuss & David Landsberg! First up, 1986's Detective School Dropouts! A mixed-bag, madcap comedic romp that leaves the Can…
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“I can get an interview with a Times Square pimp!” It's Oscar season, so it's time to get prestigious here on The Cannon Canon. The Cannon Bros are dressed in their tuxes and sitting down to dissect the serious cinema of the Cannon Oscar swing, STREET SMART! Ever wanted to see a sociopathic Clark Kent? Then Street Smart is your movie! Christopher R…
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The Nightly with Michael Barbaric | "Why Aren't Teenagers Afraid Anymore?" with Freddy Krueger
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From Underworld Public Radio, "The Nightly" covers the most evil stories told by the worst journalists in the Underworld. Hosted by Michael Barbaric. On this episode, Michael speaks with legendary dream-monster Freddy Krueger (Geoff Garlock) to discuss how today's teens are more difficult to terrify. Brought to you with promotional consideration by…
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ENEMY TERRITORY (w/Frank and Geoff)
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“I’m gonna rip out your heart and suck your blood!” Patreon member Joaquim Dantas steps up to the Cannon Canon plate and knocks it out of the park with this COULD'VE Been A Cannon pick! 1987's ENEMY TERRITORY! Before Full Moon Productions, Charles Band ran Empire Pictures and released this gem that hits ALL the Cannon staples. It's a movie describe…
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MarketLook | "The US Is Bankrupt" featuring Andy Beckerman and Geoff Garlock
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MarketLook is your guide to the ups and downs of economics. Hosted by Stephen Zaddy, each episode takes an in-depth look at how our volatile economy is affecting everybody from the ultra-wealthy to the working stiffs. Plus, we take a look at how all the markets are performing today. On this episode, Stephen reports that the United States is suddenl…
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Your Stupid Stupendous Brain | "The Brain Menagerie"
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On WLHR's science podcast "Your Stupid Stupendous Brain" host John Jambon delves headfirst into the innumerable mysteries contained within the human brain. On this episode, we explore how we are controlled by more than just a "reptilian brain" and a "monkey brain." A new psychological model suggests there are several animalistic regions that dictat…
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"Hay is for horses!" It's the unofficial sequel to Breakin' that barely has anything to do with Breakin'! That's right, today we're covering the 1985 Cannon finger on the pulse film "RAPPIN'"! Where Krush Groove successfully showcased the early rap scene, Rappin'...has rapping sequences of Mario Van Peebles awkwardly re-voiced by Ice-T and Master G…
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Bookscape | "Crime Novelist Matt Jamerson's New Children's Book"
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On Bookscape, host Larwa Ostland goes in-depth with authors on what inspires their terrible output and how they live with themselves afterwards. In this episode, Larwa chats with crime thriller deviant Matt Jamerson, and discusses his chilling foray into... children's books. This WLHR podcast is produced by Adam Bozarth and Anna Rubanova. If you wo…
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Your Stupid Stupendous Brain | "The Year That Wasn't There"
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On WLHR's science podcast "Your Stupid Stupendous Brain" host John Jambon delves headfirst into the innumerable mysteries contained within the human brain. On this episode, we uncover the mystery of 2011, a year that everyone swears they can remember even though it never officially occurred. This WLHR podcast was written and performed by Adam Bozar…
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THE SEVEN MAGNIFICENT GLADIATORS (w/ Frank and Geoff)
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The HOT continues to boil over from "Hot January" thanks to Lou Ferrigno and Sybil Danning at their hot throbbin' peak! So you know what that means...no, we already covered Hercules....the OTHER one starring sexy Lou & Syb: 1984's THE SEVEN MAGNIFICENT GLADIATORS (or as the Cannon Bros call it, "The Sev Mag Gladz")! We're talkin' Anthony Kiedis loo…
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"What If..." is a satirical podcast in the style of RadioLab and This American Life. It asks the really silly questions and provides the even sillier answers. Starring Anna Rubanova and Siobhan Thompson with special guests Betsy Kenney, Dru Johnston, Adam Bozarth and Jon Bershad. Edited by Anna Rubanova. Music by Matt Rubano. Egg and Dachshund sand…
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MarketLook | "Wall Street Is Now Illegal" with Tony Rodriguez
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MarketLook is your guide to the ups and downs of economics. Hosted by Stephen Zaddy, each episode takes an in-depth look at how our volatile economy is affecting everybody from the ultra-wealthy to the working stiffs. Plus, we take a look at how all the markets are performing today. On this episode, we examine how people are coping with the fact th…
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Your Stupid Stupendous Brain | "Exactly Who You Are"
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On WLHR's science podcast "Your Stupid Stupendous Brain" host John Jambon delves headfirst into the innumerable mysteries contained within the human brain. On this episode, we discuss the human brain's limited capacity for socialization and discover that there are exactly 106 personalities in every social circle. This WLHR podcast was written and p…
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“Kill the goat! Oil the women!” Our HOT January spills over into February where we…don’t have a theme. "F#@k It February"? Today we cover Golan’s dream swing at the desert epic with 1984’s SAHARA. A film that looks great but maybe suffered from “too many cooks” syndrome. Starring young starlet (and infamously exploited) Brooke Shields and a handful…
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Fresh Scare with Sherry Disgusting | with guest NAOMI EKPERIGIN
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From Underworld Public Radio, "Fresh Scare" is an audio magazine of arts and issues that are important to monsters, ghouls, demons, and other denizens of the Underworld. Hosted by Sherry Disgusting, the show features intimate conversations with today's monsters and monster-lovers alike. This week, Sherry speaks with comedian Naomi Ekperigin, who is…
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"The song- is finished. The laughter- silent. The dream- dead." We continue to scorch the cold January air with more HOT Cannon titles! Today, we serve up two slices of piping hot beefcake with 1987's The Barbarians! Starring The Barbarian Brothers as...The Barbarians! Sword and Sorcery meets pure dumb Cannon fun! Eva La Rue charms, Michael Berryma…
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