Best Internet Phantoms Network Podcasts (2024)

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Episode 59: As Told By Ginger 1:50:57

1h ago1:50:57

1:50:57

In an Animateys first, we sit down for the 2nd time to discuss a show that, on first pass almost got a shallow treatment from us, but on second pass was so much more than we remembered. As Told By Ginger will certainly be a different take on the shows we tend to see from Nickelodeon. Note, this episode is longer than our typical ones.…

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Episode 58: The Wild Thornberrys 1:36:17

29d ago1:36:17

1:36:17

Animateys is on the trail of the illusive "Wild Thornberry" species. We have a smashing episode for you. For example, did you know that the adult caretakers of the Thornberry species almost entirely ignore their young? Or that they adopt all sorts of outsiders with no consideration of the consequences? Learn this and more on today's episode. Blalar…

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Episode 57: Codename Kids Next Door 1:15:34

2M ago1:15:34

1:15:34

Operation A.N.I.M.A.T.E.Y.S.: Animation Nerds Intermittently Muse About Toons Excitedly Yet Sensually.This time we discuss Codename: Kids Next Door. However, do be warned, like any good spy movie or show, we take many twists and turns away from the show to discuss other clandestine topics.By AniMateys Podcast

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Episode 56: Kim Possible 1:21:46

3M ago1:21:46

1:21:46

Call us, beep us, if you wanna reach us! We're back with Kim Possible, an early 2000's romp that asks the question: What if the average high school girl was anything but average?By AniMateys Podcast

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Episode 55: Danny Phantom 1:15:12

7M ago1:15:12

1:15:12

We're going ghost this time on Animateys as we discuss Danny Phantom just in time for the spooky season (at least when we recorded!). Enjoy a ghostly romp around Amity Park as we discuss this gem of the mid 00's.By AniMateys Podcast

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Episode 54: Johnny Bravo 51:59

9M ago51:59

51:59

Sassy! This time, we dig into a weirdly popular cartoon cartoon from the late 90's - Johnny Bravo. He's an Elvis - James Dean milkshake that just doesn't quite taste right in this, the year of our Lord 2023. So join us as we dish about this one.By AniMateys Podcast

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EXTRA Episode 8: Princess Mononoke 1:04:18

9M ago1:04:18

1:04:18

The good folks on our Patreon continue to support us and we in turn want to bring you our next Extra episode! Our listeners will receive this 2 weeks earlier if they're patreon subscribers. Consider supporting us!Princess Mononoke is perhaps one of Miyazaki's greatest films, and we discuss it as adults, even though some of us will have seen it as c…

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Episode 53: Samurai Jack 1:25:42

10M ago1:25:42

1:25:42

Gotta get back, back to podcasts! Paige and Chris return after our unscheduled break to deliver some contemplative sword-swinging commentary about this absolute early 00's masterpiece that answers the question, "How do we show gratuitous violence but get around the censors?! ROBOTS!"By AniMateys Podcast

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Episode 52: Fairly OddParents 1:25:14

1y ago1:25:14

1:25:14

Odd-podcast, fairly odd podcast! We wish that you'll have a great time listening to this new episode of Animateys where we cover the wonderful Fairly OddParents. Just be careful what you wish for...By AniMateys Podcast

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Episode 51: Rocko's Modern Life 1:12:32

1y ago1:12:32

1:12:32

Back on track this week with Rocko's Modern Life! We take a loot at this Gen-X gem and discuss how it really, really doesn't seem like Rocko's was made for children.By AniMateys Podcast

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Episode 50: Spongebob Squarepants 1:19:16

1+ y ago1:19:16

1:19:16

F is for friends who podcast together, U is for you and me, N is for any anywhere and anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea! Spongebob changed television, and we're here to find out just how this go-lucky sponge hits as an adult.By AniMateys Podcast

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Episode 49: Kid Cosmic 1:18:15

1+ y ago1:18:15

1:18:15

Hello heroes! We're here today to finish out our current season on post-renaissance shows with Kid Cosmic on Netflix. It's a great show, and we hope you like today's episode.By AniMateys Podcast

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EXTRA Episode 7: Anastasia 1:23:13

1+ y ago1:23:13

1:23:13

🎵Have you heard, there's a new episode of Animateys! Have you heard it's an EXTRA EPISOOOOODE!🎵 That's right, today we're talking about the cult classic, Anastasia. Once upon an October, we sit down to go over the beautiful mess that is one of our movies of all time. We hope you enjoy.By AniMateys Podcast

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S2 Ep17: HennyMilk Interviews Queen Elizabeth II 2:57

1+ y ago2:57

2:57

The title says it allBy Internet Phantoms Network

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S2 Ep16: The Most Fuckable Pokemon Tier List 21:53

1+ y ago21:53

21:53

What better time to celebrate National Pokemon Day on February 27th than in September? On this episode, we go through the pokemon that HennyMilk, Tom, and Joe Biden would have on their teams as well as going through a tier list of the most fuckable pokemon. Please help us. We're dying.By Internet Phantoms Network

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Episode 48: Infinity Train 1:16:56

2y ago1:16:56

1:16:56

This week we dig into the show Infinity Train. Please seat yourselves "conduct" a thorough review of this more contemporary show on childhood trauma, in a show that is increasingly bold to the point that we go "Is this really a children's show anymore?"By AniMateys Podcast

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S2 Ep15: The 420 In July 420thon! 16:56

2y ago16:56

16:56

We get real high in honor of 420-- in July. Since we didn't release a 420 special, we thought we would now. We hear from Tom about his high thoughts throughout the week and check-in on his Tinder account. Even right now I'm too high to remember what else is brought up throughout this episode... Guess you'll have to listen to find out! Free YSL…

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S2 Ep14: 1000 Honey Badgers vs. 100 Lions 27:05

2y ago27:05

27:05

Boy howdy we were drunk, but we managed to cover it all- Elden Ring, blow-up dolls, Tinder, squirting, and a couple other topics. I don't even remember recording this episode, whoops... Free YSLBy Internet Phantoms Network

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S2 Ep13: Pickle Jar Podcast: Welcome Back to Tinder, Tom! 21:47

2y ago21:47

21:47

We take the best parts of many Tinder accounts created by women and mold Tom into the PERFECT ladies manBy Internet Phantoms Network

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EXTRA Episode 6: The Hunchback of Notre Dame 1:16:25

2y ago1:16:25

1:16:25

We've got an extra special episode, out early, for our supporters! We take on Disney's classic - The Hunchback of Notre Dame. How did this happen? Is this movie really for children?By AniMateys Podcast

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S2 Ep12: Pickle Jar Podcast: Sex With A Blow-up Doll 32:54

2y ago32:54

32:54

The title says it all. Tom & Henny also play The Dating Game to see if they're a perfect match!By Internet Phantoms Network

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S2 Ep11: Pickle Jar Podcast: The Worst Half-Way to Halloween Scaretacular Yet 15:30

2y ago15:30

15:30

HennyMilk is a little too drunk, but what else are you supposed to do for such a glorious occasion? The original podcast had Scaretaculars, but the Pickle Jar has the Scaretacular-- It's the Half-Way to Halloween Scaretacular!By Internet Phantoms Network

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S2 Ep10: Pickle Jar Podcast: Twin Size Mattress ft. Beefoven 31:18

2y ago31:18

31:18

We're back to talking about Hitler, sex, and anime. I don't get how we can't get sponsored... Anyway, this week there are no caller segments-- instead we're joined by New Hampshire-based artist BeefOven!By Internet Phantoms Network

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S2 Ep9: Pickle Jar Podcast: If We Had To Bang One Animal... 47:30

2y ago47:30

47:30

One thing Easter Sunday and Henny have in common? They both came yesterday. Happy Easter from the Internet Phantoms Network! This week on The Pickle Jar Tom talks video games, and Henny talks about furries. All that and more!By Internet Phantoms Network

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Episode 47: Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends 1:14:55

2y ago1:14:55

1:14:55

Coco co co co co coco! Coco coco COCO! Anyway, here is our episode on the middle 00's classic, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends!By AniMateys Podcast

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S2 Ep8: Pickle Jar Podcast: We Get drunk & Do it Together 42:21

2y ago42:21

42:21

This week Tom raps, comes up with film ideas, hates on the French, and tells of his adventures at the strip club. He also tells the worst fucking story ever. I'm still pissed off about it. We're a bit sloppy and wouldn't have it any other wayBy Internet Phantoms Network

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S2 Ep7: Pickle Jar Podcast: We Start A Jazz Band 21:03

2y ago21:03

21:03

Tom might have won in Monopoly, but he's still a loser. Join hosts Tom Dillon & HennyMilk as they teach everyone new Russian slurs and ways they tried to suck their own dicks!By Internet Phantoms Network

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S2 Ep6: Pickle Jar Podcast: The Yearly Woman's Day Inclusivity Celebration Revelation! ft. Steph & Amanda 19:51

2y ago19:51

19:51

The women are back and better than ever, but this time, they brought ALL other communities who have been downplayed and just not appreciated as much as we'd like!~ The gloves are off as we talk about anything and everyone. WELCOME TO INCLUSIVITYBy Internet Phantoms Network

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S2 Ep5: Pickle Jar Podcast: Love Is In The Air 14:38

2+ y ago14:38

14:38

Happy Valentines Day from everyone at the Internet Phantoms Network! We try to find Tom a girlfriend and even take a couple callers. We love you all <3By Internet Phantoms Network

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Episode 46: She-Ra and the Princesses of Power 1:37:53

2+ y ago1:37:53

1:37:53

For the honor of increadibly soft magical teens! We return this week with our discussion on our first non-broadcast TV property, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power from Netflix. Following in the wake of the likes of Steven Universe, how does She-Ra stack up? Come and find out!By AniMateys Podcast

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S2 Ep4: Pickle Jar Podcast: Mimes Are Like Dolphins... 45:34

2+ y ago45:34

45:34

W're eating boogers on todays episode, boys & girls! Ruined by the internet and a thirst for listeners, Tom makes himself and his co-host try their own boogers, read dad jokes, tell stories of the times they've made teachers cry, and so much more. He's a terrifying host. Please help, he won't let me or the intern leave....…

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S2 Ep3: Pickle Jar Podcast: Cougars, Tinder, and Peepee 12:23

2+ y ago12:23

12:23

Short & sweet like my dick in a bag of sugar, Tom & Johnny venture into Tinder to try to find Tom the love of his life.By Internet Phantoms Network

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S2 Ep2: Pickle Jar Podcast: New Year, New Monkey Brains 13:53

2+ y ago13:53

13:53

The shortest and sweetest pickle in the jar! This week Tom brings everyone stories of conspiracies, dreams, Christmas gifts, and Tom even fucking raps. All that and MORE on this weeks tiny pickle!By Internet Phantoms Network

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S2 Ep1: Pickle Jar Podcast: Opening the Jar ft. Facetat 30:04

2+ y ago30:04

30:04

Rev up those fryers! Tom came in with his very own show- it's the Pickle Jar Podcast! I barely know what the show is about, but he talks pop-culture, current affairs, and the most important of all, life. What'll this crazy cat say next!?By Internet Phantoms Network

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Episode 45: Scooby-Doo: Mystery Incorporated 1:17:34

2+ y ago1:17:34

1:17:34

Zoinks! Like, man, we're back with another spooky episode to unmask. But this time, it's no evil old man out for cash, but a surprisingly funny, deep and sci-fi/horror loving series from the 2010s. A new take on an old classic gets a hard look. No scooby snacks here, though.By AniMateys Podcast

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Episode 43: Steven Universe - Future 1:35:41

2+ y ago1:35:41

1:35:41

Here were are in the trauma, and it's weird. This episode, we finish with the last of our season on the original "cartoon renaissance" or "gold era" of the last 00's and and '10s, and ends with Steven Universe: Future. We hope that this has been an enjoyable stretch!By AniMateys Podcast

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EXTRA Episode 5: Steven Universe The Movie 1:16:43

2+ y ago1:16:43

1:16:43

Hello all! This is our episode on Steven Universe: The Movie. This track will be available for two weeks for our Patreon subs and will then go live for public audiencies.By AniMateys Podcast

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Episode 43: Steven Universe - Season 4 & 5 1:42:33

3y ago1:42:33

1:42:33

Here we (almost) are in the future, and everything's absolved once your family trauma is dealt with..... right?! Empires are just bad feelz, right? Our last look at O.G. Steven Universe, seasons 4 and 5, is here!By AniMateys Podcast

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Episode 42: Steven Universe - Season 2 & 3 1:32:35

3y ago1:32:35

1:32:35

Your mom isn't as cool as you are, Steven. Seasons 2 and 3 really do a lot of work. New gems, new threats, new trauma, new songs, and more Pearl being Pearl.By AniMateys Podcast

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Episode 41: Steven Universe - Season 1 1:31:08

3y ago1:31:08

1:31:08

All I want to do is see you turn into a giant woman. Steven Universe season 1 begins the end of our big 3 shows of the golden era!By AniMateys Podcast

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S1 Ep56: The Nuclear Banana Bonanza!! - Godzilla VS. Kong Goodbye Watch-Along ft. Hunter 1:49:34

3y ago1:49:34

1:49:34

Get your HBO Max subscriptions (or your illegal movie websites) ready for the Godzilla VS. Kong watch-along! We've waited an entire year for this to come out, and what better way to say goodbye to the podcast than to bring our first host back for his first Godzilla film. Thank you to anyone and everyone who has listened or been part of the show in …

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S1 Ep55: Preparing for the End ft. KDill 5:13

3y ago5:13

5:13

Read the title, baby! One more episode left. GET BENT! We're preparing for the last episode this time!By Internet Phantoms Network

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S1 Ep54: World of Lovecraft ft. The Dillons 3:45

3y ago3:45

3:45

The Dillon boys are back & better than ever. With Tom becoming the host for the first time, we dive into Crash Bandicoot porn, a WoW wedding he attended, and not much else. We're on a constant decline lmfao 0:00 - 0:21 INTRO 0:22 - 1:36 WORLD OF WARCRAFT WEDDING 1:37 - 2:14 GODZILLA CORNER 2:15 - 3:47 TOM, THE HOST / CRASH BANDICOOT…

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Episode 40: Gravity Falls 1:26:37

3y ago1:26:37

1:26:37

Spooky monsters and sibling hijinks about in this episode of Animateys! We're investigating the mysterious success of this Disney show and discuss its place in our Cartoon Renaissance period. Please Dipper in and Mable you will have a listen!By AniMateys Podcast

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S1 Ep53: Journey to the Center of the G-Spot ft. KDill 22:48

3y ago22:48

22:48

The boys return with plenty of news headlines, a bottle of whiskey, and a sex tape. Didn't expect this episode to go down like this. Joined by KDill, Henny brings the listeners through a journey to the center of his mind- filled to the brim with childhood trauma and bad decisions. It's a siiick fucking ride, baby! SEGMENTS: 0:00 - 1:31 INTRO/SOUND-…

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S1 Ep52: Champagne & the Breakfast Bunch ft. The Dillons 11:14

3y ago11:14

11:14

From the skillet 2 the.... plate, I guess. It's the breakfast episode! Most of the audio was too trashed to salvage. We got wasted and cooked breakfast. Not much more to this episode. *Included afterwards are 2 songs to get the morning started off with* 0:00 - 0:21 INTRO 0:22 - 2:21 BREAKFAST STORY 2:22 - 4:06 BACON SHOPPING 4:07 - 4:28 MIONETTO LI…

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S1 Ep51: Casino Adventure Royal ft. KDill 7:39

3y ago7:39

7:39

Another week without Juggalos... Something feels off. Anyway, one more round of skits this week including the return of Dawson's Corner, another song from MYSPACE, and more. SEGMENTS: 0:00 - 0:47 INTRO 0:48 - 1:30 BAD HIGHS 1:31 - 2:46 ONE HAS TO DIE 2:47 - 3:43 DAWSON'S CORNER 3:44 - 7:39 SONG SONG: MYSPACE - MEREDITH LINKS: https://twitter.com/Po…

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S1 Ep50: Driving Miss Hotdog ft. KDill 8:23

3+ y ago8:23

8:23

*NO JUGGALO TALK* Another episode graced by KDill- from talking dirty fight tactics, to the coolest-looking terrorists ever. Shoutout Canada! SONG: Aakeem Eshu - VHS (produced by Johnathan Cloud) AAKEEM ESHU ALL PLATFORMS 0:00 - 0:34 INTRO 0:35 - 2:06 LYFT / COLLEGE 2:07 - 3:16 DOMINATION 3:17 - 4:40 PRAYER 4:41 - 5:37 NEWS 5:38 - 6:50 OUTRO 6:51 -…

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Episode 39: Adventure Time, Seasons 9 - 10 1:57:08

3+ y ago1:57:08

1:57:08

As sad as it is, we've reached the end of our journey with Adventure Time. Come along with us, through the last (long) episode for this amazing and groundbreaking show. We promise the extra time is worth it!By AniMateys Podcast

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S1 Ep49: What Will I Become When I'm Dead ft. MYSPACE 12:37

3+ y ago12:37

12:37

Lack of content has forced me to create a side-project titled MYSPACE. Aside from a couple of short segments on this weeks episode, check out the new EP by the band MYSPACE on todays episode! 0:00 - 1:06 OPENING 1:07 - 10:23 MYSPACE EP 10:24 - 11:53 MY DEAD WISH 11:54 - 12:38 SHOUTOUT SEGMENT LINKS: https://twitter.com/HENNYMILK https://twitter.com…

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