I Want to Believe, Going to Sessanta V2, My Last Concert at Riverport and Training to Be a Chimney SweepBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

Mango Habanero Sweat, Screen X, Dave Grohl and CheatingBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

Digging the Sofa, Please no Anal Probes, Why the Cowboy Hat? and Will Dr. Disrespect Become the Next Russian Asset?By Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

We finally have an excuse to tear down Telegram! Their CEO got arrested by the French, apparently not because the cryptography in Telegram is bad, but special guest Matt Green joined us to talk about how the cryptography is bad anyway, and you probably shouldn't use Telegram as a secure messenger of any kind! Transcript: https://securitycryptograph…

New Sofa, Irate Fox, Mad Max Black Face and Jumping the Nuked SharkBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

Swallowing the Orange Dreamsicle, Tough Fit Inside the Mini, History of the Dirndl and Bring Back St Louis HofbräuhausBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

Wrong RAM, New Soundboard, Dead Bear Cub and Tiktoker's Grandfather is Supposedly the Zodiac KillerBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

Scratch the Rug, Watch Out for the Wolverine Claws, Revisiting Starship Troopers and Worst Bond GirlBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

Heart Issues, Tiny Wolverine, Ke Huy Quan Should Have Been in Deadpool and About to Get Some FurnitureBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

The Aliens Will Visit Next, Bankers are Vultures, Sons of Sam and The Secret Service Shit the BedBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

Are you going to be in Vegas during BlackHat / DEF CON? We're hosting a mixer, sponsored by Observa! We have limited capacity, so please only register if you can actually come. Location details are in the confirmation email. Tickets will be released in batches, so if you get waitlisted, there's a good chance you still get in. Looking forward to see…

Just a Bit Outside, Protecting President Rump, Play Date for Agent Fox Mulder and Documents NeededBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

Banana Margarita, Home Equity Loan, In Need of a New Roof, Keanu and Harry DockingBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

A Possible Friend for Fox, My Hand is Not a Carrot, Boofing on the Boys and Barracuda SG for SaleBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

Full of Shnitzel, The Doctor Disrespect Sitiuation, Do Not Sext Minors Period and Will the Doc Stream Again?By Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

We have Mark Dowd on, founder of Aziumuth Security and one of the authors of The Art of Software Security Assessment, to talk about the market for zero day vulnerabilities, and how mitigations affect monetizing offensive security work. Transcript: https://securitycryptographywhatever.com/2024/06/24/mdowd/ Links: https://www.azimuthsecurity.com/ htt…

My Sabbath Shirt, Not Every Wookie is Chewbacca, The Deep Goes Down and A Glimpse of OppenheimerBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

Too Much Food, The Gibbys are Multiplying, No Set Up Required and Black Noir SpoilerBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

3 Legged Cat Fishing, Icy Hot, Visiting the Muffin Hut and X-Men ComicsBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

Parking Up Front,The Pot Looks Like Goose Shit, The Porn Fields and Erotic Massage BookBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

iykyk Transcript: https://securitycryptographywhatever.com/2024/05/25/ekr/ Links: - https://hovav.net/ucsd/dist/draft-shacham-tls-fasttrack-00.txt - https://crypto.stanford.edu/~dabo/pubs/papers/fasttrack.pdf - https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/html/rfc8446 - SoK: SCT Auditing in Certificate Transparency: https://arxiv.org/pdf/2203.01661 - A hard lo…

Time to Dress Up, Gamma Rays for Tooth Ache, Time to See the Foo and Ashley Madison is Still a ThingBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

Wasting Light, FF7 Piano Mini Game, No Crocs for Me and Who is Your Father?By Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

May the 4th, Eloy Casagrande is a Beast, Pause for a Move Job and The New FF7 Snake is WeakBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

Josh Brown and Paul Grubbs join us to describe how those damned spam calls work, and how STIR/SHAKEN is supposed to try to stop them, but have other privacy and security implications as well. Transcript: https://securitycryptographywhatever.com/2024/04/30/stir-shaken/ Links: - https://iacr.org/submit/files/slides/2024/rwc/rwc2024/98/slides.pdf - ht…

Bad Board, Choke a Bow, Paintball Security Cam and Are Those Real Bricks?By Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

There Were Some Issues, FF7 Afterbirth, Man Refuses Hospice and Nuclear WinterBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

The Juice is Unalive, New Naked Gun, Heat Pump and Fallout SaleBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

FeedSpot 50 Best Vulgar Podcasts, Checking Out the Competition, The Mythical Cookbook and Time for a New FurnaceBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

Ab Etching, Creeper Diddy, Watch Out for Acorns and Lost PackageBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

Smoking at the Casino, All You Can Eat Blues, Real Life Peter Pan and Cooking With GuinnessBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

(NSFW) Three AI-generated guests rank cryptography things into a tier list. Play along at home and make your own tier list: https://tiermaker.com/create/cryptography-15683166 This episode is definitely not safe for work and definitely a parody. Do not base your decision in the 2024 election off of this podcast episode. No campaigns have endorsed th…

When the World Ended, Before the Podcast, Still Not Going Down That Road and Do NOt Cross the Brown LineBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

New Monitor, Sushi for Fox, Pablo's Hippos and DG 335By Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

Apple iMessage is getting a big upgrade! Not only are they rolling out ratcheting, but they’re going post-quantum, AND they’re doing post-quantum ratcheting! Douglas Stebila joined us to talk about his security analysis of the new PQ3 protocol update and not indulge our wild Apple speculations: Transcript: https://securitycryptographywhatever.com/2…

Do Not Leave Out Cough Drops, Casino Plan, PC Upgrade and Scottish WonkaBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

We are Willing to Learn, Give Us Werewolf Women of the SS, Mr. Cheeks Sues Powerball and Do Not Deuce on the DeskBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

Left Empty, Waiting on the Elevator, Every Inch of Reese's and The Devil on TrialBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

Part Time Voice Over, Shut Your Man Pleaser, More Ads on Streaming and Oldest NHL Player in HistoryBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

RIP Carl Weathers, Going to the Blues Game, Cutting Off the Cat and Give Us Machete in SpaceBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

We welcome Franziskus and Karthik from Cryspen to discuss their new high-assurance implementation of ML-KEM (the final form of Kyber), discussing how formal methods can both help provide correctness guarantees, security assurances, and performance wins for your crypto code! Transcript: https://securitycryptographywhatever.com/2024/01/29/high-assura…

Playing Hooky, Mini Cooper on Ice, Cronus Zen Blocked and How Accurate was Valkyrie?By Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

Holmes the Ripper, Creepy Ripper Cane, White Castle New Menu and Will the New Indy Game Be Good?By Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

Broken Mailbox, Through the Passenger Side, Wicked Out and No Strip Club for Dave GrohlBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

Don't Tell Comedy, Mini Fixed, Lay Offs Suck and A Lot of F UBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

Sick on Break, Wolf on Wall Street, Forcing Down Ice Cream and Movies of 2023By Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

Facebook Messenger has finally been end-to-end encrypted, a couple of years after Mark Zuckerberg announced it! Plus Instagram DMs are trialing ephemeral E2EE DMs too! We invited on Jon Millican and Timothy Buck from Meta to discuss this major cross-platform endeavor, and how David Bowie fits into their personal Labyrinth. Transcript: https://secur…

Trek to Micro Center, Double Speed, Gran Turismo and My Resting Bitch FaceBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

Can Not Stick it in There, PC Needs a Good Blow, Another Chat Warning and the Death of George ReevesBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness

Agent Mulder Deletes Some Files, Charged Lemonade, Enlarged Ball and Time for a New Howard the DuckBy Josh Albrecht, Ben Chamness