Best Kevin Chilvers Podcasts (2024)

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Flight of the damned 19:23

10d ago19:23

19:23

Flight instructor Mike Russett starts his morning with a challenging lesson. But, for Mike, today is only going to get weirder… Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects so…

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Maureen Perkins is Furious 18:25

24d ago18:25

18:25

A one-note character, largely known for saying Perkins lots, swears vengeance and justice on the man who wronged her, and will stop at nothing to make things right. Warning: this episode contains themes of revenge and marzipan. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie St…

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Octagon Octopus 22:38

1M ago22:38

22:38

Jude Baxter works at Hamilton laboratories. His single purpose is to clean up after others and be ignored by his colleagues. One night after hours, he accidentally solves the complex puzzle to life on earth, however, has he just doomed the rest of the world to destruction. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt…

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Big Trouble with little china (Episode 3) 24:07

2M ago24:07

24:07

Hunted by an array of people braying for blood, Danny Peaks has to think outside the box to defeat the ancient sorcerer before he destroys the city. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. …

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Big Trouble with little china (Episode 2) 18:42

2M ago18:42

18:42

Danny Peaks thought his day couldn't get any worse, but it has. Hunted by the police and now trapped in a disused mine with his family, Danny meets an ancient sorcerer who is in desperate need of a cup of tea. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artw…

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Big Trouble with little china (Episode 1) 20:27

3M ago20:27

20:27

Danny Peaks is in big trouble. His wife has been kidnapped by bandits and the police want a word. Could his day get any worse? Maybe a visit to his rival Graham, will cheer him up? Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI…

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Outpost 35 19:22

3M ago19:22

19:22

Marooned at a desolate research station on a planet far, far away and likely fictional, civilian Jeff Bumble takes Star Captain Dick Calhoon through a virtual tour of life on an outpost with no other humans and no contact beyond one affectionate android. Episode 70 was written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt San…

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The BS Foundation 18:05

4M ago18:05

18:05

Seizing the opportunity to deliver his own podcast, Bill Shyster introduces us to the greatest money-making venture of all time. Warning: DO NOT give this man any money. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effec…

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The Beast of Bumpkin Manor 4 20:48

4M ago20:48

20:48

More gruesome deaths await the third night of the full moon at Bumpkin Manor. Will Kev and Matt survive? Will the identity of the beast finally be revealed? Does any of this even matter? Who knows. Episode four of a four-part mini-series. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management b…

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The Beast of Bumpkin Manor 3 18:24

5M ago18:24

18:24

The second day at Bumpkin Manor brings authoritative questions and stupid answers, whilst the second night brings more blood, death, and the return of the beast. But just what is it? A wild animal? Or are far more sinister forces at work? Episode three of a four-part mini-series. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers a…

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The Beast of Bumpkin Manor 2 15:52

5M ago15:52

15:52

Still on the first night of the full moon cycle, Kev and Matt seek answers in the rural Bumpkin Manor; home to an eccentric family of complete and incomplete Bumpkins. Is everyone really who they say they are and what of the beast calling out in the night? Episode two of a four-part mini-series. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by …

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The Beast of Bumpkin Manor 1 14:24

5M ago14:24

14:24

Following the arrival of a mysterious letter, Kev and Matt take to the road in search of Bumpkin Manor, and all the secrets that lie within. Join us for the first episode of a four-part mysterious mystery mini-series, where the words mysterious and mystery are likely to get used far too often. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Ke…

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Pink Tiger & Burrowing Owl Christmas Special 21:10

6M ago21:10

21:10

Join us for a Christmas tale starring Pink tiger and his faithful butler Burrowing Owl, as they investigate the curious case of the Pale Lemur. Keep the receipt, just in case. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects …

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We Could Be Heroes Episode 3 20:36

6M ago20:36

20:36

With the super hero team, "No Quarter," broken into pieces and no closer to finding to the villain known as Dr Dentist. Duke takes charge and starts to connect the dots. What he finds however, will challenge everything he thought he knew. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilver…

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We Could Be Heroes Episode 2 17:21

7M ago17:21

17:21

Having lost another member of "No Quarter," the super hero team regroup to look for the villain known as Dr Dentist. However, a bigger danger could lay closer to home. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced …

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We Could Be Heroes Episode 1 19:35

7M ago19:35

19:35

Time Traveller, Duke Render has been forced into joining the super hero team, "No Quarter." Their mission, to find the super villain known as Dr Dentist. However the team are fixated on a little, old man who lives down the road and only wants a quiet life. Maybe they are looking in the wrong direction? Written, performed, produced, directed and edi…

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Chatting with a Vampire 21:00

8M ago21:00

21:00

Who is the mysterious Lacunar Infarct? Is he really a vampire? Or is some other nonsense afoot? Dale Alan digs deeper in the concluding part of this year’s Halloween special. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects s…

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Away from the drizzle 20:38

8M ago20:38

20:38

Why is a single island known as The Ferrero Rocher Isles? Exactly where is it? And should anyone even care? These, and many other questions, are unlikely to get answered in this episode; the first of a two-part Halloween special. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social…

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Honk's Kitchen Part Two 30:50

9M ago30:50

30:50

After 136 weeks of non-stop cooking action, things are about to get even hotter in the grand final of Honk’s Kitchen. Join us for cauliflower, broccoli, and much much more as the last two contestants compete to win the coveted prize of Head Chef at Honk Romsey’s brand new mobile restaurant and burger van: Honkz. Written, performed, produced, direct…

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Honk's Kitchen Part One 22:33

9M ago22:33

22:33

It’s the semi-final of one of the world’s most exciting daytime cookery shows, where casseroles and tempers get extremely heated. Disclaimer: no casseroles are featured in this episode. Not one. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. …

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Matt and Kev's Bogus Non Journey 24:20

10M ago24:20

24:20

A surprise visit from Kev’s Auntie Mabel and Uncle Fred casts an awkward mood over the podcast. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff …

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The House of Audio Description 24:39

10M ago24:39

24:39

Kev is busy at the zoo so Matt decides to take a short cut editing the podcast but ends up activating a rather psychotic audio description. Matt needs to go the post office but Audio Description and the local police have other plans. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. So…

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Missing 2 Acquisition 4 27:17

11M ago27:17

27:17

Mysterious bubble wrapped packages await instructions at the disused Turwzels chocolate factory, as the survivors find that life back in the real world, might not be as safe as being marooned on a killer island. Cat Noir presents the final episode of MISSING Series 2. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sand…

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Missing 2 Acquisition 3 23:51

11M ago23:51

23:51

Billionaire, Alfie Lovechild is working on a special project for the UK police. His robot prototypes have been tested and are due to roll out to all forces across the country. However, one man has worked out how to control the drones and intends to use them for his own gain. Can Alfie stop him? Cat Noir presents MISSING Series 2. Where the plane cr…

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Missing 2 Acquisition 2 24:14

12M ago24:14

24:14

Following a lorry leaving a fish market, Danny Peaks meets up with some old friends and finds an curious omen written on the back of a breadboard. Cat Noir presents MISSING Series 2. Where the plane crash survivors find that life back in the real world, might not be as safe as being marooned on a killer island. Written, performed, produced, directe…

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Missing 2 Acquisition 1 23:55

12M ago23:55

23:55

Insert Namher is investigating strange disappearances at a residential home for old actors, where an old friend has come in procession of a rather magical suitcase. This property can not be allowed to fall in the hands of business tycoon Augustus Pennington-Smythe, but he has sent a man to retrieve it. Red Mist, the sworn enemy of the super hero kn…

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5 Oh 25:59

1y ago25:59

25:59

Kev and Matt try to celebrate their 50th full episode, but no one wants a clip show. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com - Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast Geoff the baker d…

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Pushing up Whoops a Daisies 21:32

1y ago21:32

21:32

In this episode we spend a day following the lives of workers at one of Britain’s most incompetent funeral homes. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com - come find us on Instagram @cat…

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Restoration Falls Part 2: 27:19

1y ago27:19

27:19

The mystery deepens at Restoration Falls, as novelist Charlie Blunderwedge completes his treatment for pinecone phobia and seems to become a brand new man, but at what cost, and why is he acting differently toward his old friend and publishing agent Jim Bond? The secret of the spa is finally revealed in the concluding part of this Cat Noir adventur…

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Restoration Falls Part 1: 24:09

1y ago24:09

24:09

Novelist Charlie Blunderwedge and his agent Jim Bond take a few well earned vacation days in a secluded health spa hidden in the Swiss Alps. But is Restoration Falls all that it seems? And what exactly are the special treatments that go on there? Join us for the first of a brand new two part Charlie and Jim adventure. Written, performed, produced, …

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Hassled 24:00

1y ago24:00

24:00

Mr Godwin finds a small boy behind his wheelie bin who is so scared he can't talk. Feeling out of options, Mr Godwin calls for help from the one person who knows he can trust above all others. David Hasslehoff! He's in for a shock. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Soci…

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Night of the Raining Dead 25:03

1y ago25:03

25:03

Bundy hopes his new invention will keep the rain at bay, so he and Ted can finally watch the night stars. Instead, various corpses seem to be traipsing around outside the observatory, all with a fresh appetite for brains... Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound e…

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The Lord of the Mustard 22:16

1+ y ago22:16

22:16

Ever had one of those weeks where you get plagued non-stop by mustard? Kev can relate – and he doesn’t even like mustard. Meanwhile, Matt’s got a new agent. The work is rolling in, and Taffy has an eye on Kev for a very special part. Meanwhile Warren has a BIG problem. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chil…

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H is for Hospital 22:55

1+ y ago22:55

22:55

Dr Pentagram is fond of spiders, but just how close does the bond go? And what does this mean for everyone in the hospital around him? Join Cat Noir in the first of three special nightmare stories, where each one is more terrifying than the next... Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Mais…

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The 5 Stages of Derek 30:35

1+ y ago30:35

30:35

What begins as an interview with an informant becomes a life-or-death situation for Lead, Lead Detective Michaels as he follows Matt and Kev around town looking for answers. The Questions might be: Why do Bundy and Ted now have a studio audience? Why is Warren pedalling crisps and how protective should a house alarm really be? Written, performed, p…

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Super Chupacabra Part 2 26:17

1+ y ago26:17

26:17

Cat Noir presents Part Two of their musical: Super Chupacabra. Arnold Reinhold-Badgerfur and his team prepare traps to catch the beast as a mysterious sexy, monster blows up their boat. Follow the twists and turns as the Hunters find they have become the hunted. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. A…

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Super Chupacabra Part 1 23:31

1+ y ago23:31

23:31

Cat Noir presents Part One of their musical: Super Chupacabra. After a dodgy bet in a rowdy pub; famed explorer Arnold Reinhold-Badgerfur assembles a team to cross the seas and search for the mighty, mythical goat sucking Chupacabra. Who'll make the team and who can be trusted? Rum anyone? Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt S…

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Kill Hector 21:47

1+ y ago21:47

21:47

Two rouges concoct a plan to claim life insurance from their rather clumsy friend Hector. But how difficult could it be to kill someone whose life is a walking disaster? Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers and Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com …

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Cat Noir Presents: The Trailer 2023 1:52

1+ y ago1:52

1:52

Cat Noir is a character-based, fully scored, fortnightly comedy series that masquerades as a podcast. Imagine a world where podcasts are more than just audio; they’re immersive experiences. That what it's hosts Matt and Kev find out when they start on their podcast journey. Every fortnight, you’ll follow the fortunes and misfortunes of an ever-grow…

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2022 Christmas Special: Part Two 25:12

1+ y ago25:12

25:12

Kev and Matt track Rick Alanman to The Tachycardic Plaza in London just in time for a plot of movie-sized proportions to unfold. Join us for the conclusion of a special festive double episode, where love and dry roasted peanuts are in the air, and party door staff can be a little irate. Can Kev and Matt save Christmas? No good asking Mr Tunguska...…

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2022 Christmas Special: Part One 21:44

1+ y ago21:44

21:44

When a cosy Cat Noir Christmas gets rudely hijacked, Kev and Matt take to the road in a bid to save the season. Join us for the first part of a festive double episode, where Danny Peaks is selling the ultimate stocking-filler, Mr Godwin learns some cold truths about Christmas traditions, and Dale Alan interviews a special guest on Digging Deeper. D…

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Narrator Factor 28:28

1+ y ago28:28

28:28

Matt and Kev get a strange letter as we visit Egypt to find out how a Cat God became the narrator on a comedy podcast. The 34th death in Cat Noir has been reached starting the #35 protocol. DO NOT PANIC. Who will die 35th? All will be revealed, and nothing will be the same again. Geoff the Baker wasn't #35. He wants it known that his trouser size i…

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#35 Harmed to Death 28:45

1+ y ago28:45

28:45

EPISODE 35: Patrick MacNee probes the story of two of the most active serial killers of our time in this very special episode of The TV Crime documentary "Harmed to Death." Over the last 18 months during the Cat Noir Comedy Podcast there have been exactly 34 on screen deaths. Now this may sound like a coincidence but believe me, it's not. Our final…

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Halloween Special: Norwegian Box of Horrors 22:53

1+ y ago22:53

22:53

An ancient horror. A terrible curse that strikes without warning, without remorse, without any real meaning. Join Matt and Kev for a special Hallowe'en adventure so terrifying that, according to Warren: "you'll definitely soil yourself". Don't worry though; if things get too scary, you can always call Ghost Frighteners... Geoff the baker does not a…

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Attack of the 5ft Bjork 24:47

1+ y ago24:47

24:47

Duke Render tries to save the Titanic but gets stuck in a reoccurring nightmare. Lead, Lead Detective Michaels has a house call to make. Digging Deeper finally gets a touch of class, whilst Geoff and Petunia are plagued by a screaming banshee. Geoff the baker does not appear in this episode because he couldn't be bothered. Written, performed, produ…

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Over the Fence 24:03

1+ y ago24:03

24:03

Craig Crayons helps a hoarder, Dr Pentagram makes some unusual diagnoses, and we finally learn the ancient secrets of origami. Meanwhile, on Over The Fence, Lionel and Richie talk us through some of their favourite seasonal foods... but what are they really up to? Geoff the baker does not appear in this episode for political reasons. Written, perfo…

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The Bi-Curious Tale of The Pink Tiger and Burrowing Owl 24:45

2y ago24:45

24:45

Do you have a theft/arson/disappearance that can not be explained? Then maybe you need the services of the Great Panthera Detective: The Pink Tiger. Visit him at his mansion and relax in one of the many planning rooms, whilst explaining your problems and being waited on by his butler, Burrowing Owl. However, the price paid is never money. Geoff the…

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The Bran Flake Chronicles 24:37

2y ago24:37

24:37

A night of particularly heavy rain spells disaster for Bundy and Ted on Stargazing Live, as the exits are blocked, trapping them in the observatory. Luckily, thanks to a fortuitously timed competition win, they'll have plenty to eat. Elsewhere, Malcolm is trying to find the right sort of applicant to hire at Animal Help... Geoff the baker may not a…

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One of our Episode Titles is missing 24:22

2y ago24:22

24:22

Ian and Stella are back in the studio, but Juggy Brown wants his revenge. Carl Terminator gets his own TV Show, Cunch of Bunts release a new single and the Tour De France passes by, but the big question is, how many sheep make a "Shep?" Geoff the baker does not appear in this episode as he is busy recycling. Written, performed, produced, directed a…

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The Empire of Chocolate Teapots 26:46

2y ago26:46

26:46

Season 3 kicks off with Dale Alan asking more probing questions on Digging Deeper. Meanwhile, a scandal at the Twurzels factory leads Lead Lead Detective Michaels to uncover a controversy so sinister, it sparks a chocolate ripple across the entire Cat Noir universe, but why does Demi Moore keep phoning? Geoff the baker does not appear in this episo…

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