Honk's Kitchen Part One

Cat Noir Comedy Podcast

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In our second installment of the Small Business Starter Kit series - we’re tackling a topic that’s sometimes tricky, sometimes confusing, but ever-present: taxes. Hosts Austin and Jannese have an insightful conversation with entrepreneur Isabella Rosal who started 7th Sky Ventures , an exporter and distributor of craft spirits, beer, and wine. Having lived and worked in two different countries and started a company in a heavily-regulated field, Isabella is no stranger to navigating the paperwork-laden and jargon-infused maze of properly understanding taxes for a newly formed small business. Join us as she shares her story and provides valuable insight into how to tackle your business’ taxes - so they don’t tackle you. Learn more about how QuickBooks can help you grow your business: QuickBooks.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

2 years ago 22:33

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It’s the semi-final of one of the world’s most exciting daytime cookery shows, where casseroles and tempers get extremely heated.

Disclaimer: no casseroles are featured in this episode. Not one.

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.

Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .

Geoff the Baker is staying unusually silent this week, so won’t be appearing.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

93 episodes

#Comedy #Audio Drama #Kevin Chilvers #Matt Sanders #Meta #Silly #Stories #Series #Humour #Abstract #Horror #Dark #Sci-Fi #True #Crime #Fiction #British #Laughter

Cat Noir Comedy Podcast

Honk's Kitchen Part One

Cat Noir Comedy Podcast

published 2 years ago

MP3•Episode home

It’s the semi-final of one of the world’s most exciting daytime cookery shows, where casseroles and tempers get extremely heated.

Disclaimer: no casseroles are featured in this episode. Not one.

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.

Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .

Geoff the Baker is staying unusually silent this week, so won’t be appearing.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

93 episodes

#Comedy #Audio Drama #Kevin Chilvers #Matt Sanders #Meta #Silly #Stories #Series #Humour #Abstract #Horror #Dark #Sci-Fi #True #Crime #Fiction #British #Laughter

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Ghost Meringue 26:53

13 days ago26:53

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A classic tale of meringue-based hauntings. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker went bowling. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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The Curse of Punctuality 31:52

6 weeks ago31:52

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Only one man can save publisher Jim Bond when an ancient evil is waiting in the shadows. However, Charlie Blunderwedge must face his faith, wellbeing and hatred of long, boring flashbacks in order to be ready. Please arrive early or be a little late. The exact hand of time is where the Hour Man waits. Beyond the eye, just out of view. The Hour Man counts the seconds for you. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker didn't realise it at the time but now, stood in front of the whole convent, he really could do with a pair of new pants. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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The Nostradamus Effect 24:38

11 weeks ago24:38

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In America, songs from a hip-hop band have begun to predict the future and the F.B.I. are tasked to investigate before the release of their new single: Kaboom! (End of the World) Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker enjoys time at his local playground; where he likes to go clockwise round the roundabout, slide down and swing both ways. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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Merry Christmas Mr Godwin 34:04

15 weeks ago34:04

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For this year’s seasonally festive special we were inspired by the Dickens’ Christmas tale of ghosts and changing ways. In our version, we’ve reworked the classic into a modern day story of constantly feeling hassled, and given it a name lifted from an old Bowie movie. This pleased Kev cos he’s a massive fan. Matt likes Labyrinth. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker is in pantomime somewhere near Clacton. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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Ian and Stella Go West 34:46

20 weeks ago34:46

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Ian Browdent, a struggling music producer Is auditioning singers for a new commercial when he is offered the chance of a lifetime: an all-inclusive tour of America. However, there is always a catch. Will Ian be able to explain why there are four dead bodies in the street and he is holding the smoking gun? Or is he destined to spend the rest of his life behind bars? Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker has never killed anyone. But if you purchased a meat pie from his shop on the 4th of September 2015 he is offering 20% off your next purchase. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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Compilation December 2022 45:38

22 weeks ago45:38

45:38

When Christmas gets rudely hijacked, Kev and Matt take to the road tracking the evil Rick Alanman to The Tachycardic Plaza in London, where Danny Peaks is having the time of his life. Can Kev and Matt save Christmas? No good asking Mr Tunguska... he will never tell. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker has a tattoo. Can you find it? Answers on a postcard to Guess GOB's Tats @ Cat Noir Comedy Podcast quiz. Norfolk, UK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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Restoration Falls: Omnibus 43:52

24 weeks ago43:52

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Novelist Charlie Blunderwedge and his agent Jim Bond take a few well earned vacation days in a secluded health spa hidden in the Swiss Alps. But is Restoration Falls all that it seems? And what exactly are the special treatments that go on there? Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker has been here before. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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Omnibus: Away with the Drizzle 40:25

26 weeks ago40:25

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Why is a single island known as The Ferrero Rocher Isles? Exactly where is it and should anyone even care? Who is the mysterious Lacunar Infarct? Is he really a vampire? Or is some other nonsense afoot? Dale Alan digs deeper to find out. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker wears green crocs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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The Pynming August Sun Stone 1:44:44

28 weeks ago1:44:44

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Novelist, Charlie Blunderwedge and his friend and literary agent, Jim Bond, are thrown into adventure after discovering mysterious writings on the back of Charlie's new painting. But what does it all mean? And why does a man who looks exactly like Sean Bean care so much? Join Charlie, Jim, and a whole heap of Hollywood characters as they set out on their quest to solve the question no one knew needed answering: What and where is the Pynming August Sun Stone? Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker knows... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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Omnibus: Super Chupacabra 47:14

30 weeks ago47:14

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After a dodgy bet in a rowdy pub; famed explorer Arnold Reinhold-Badgerfur assembles a team to cross the seas and search for the mighty, mythical goat sucking Chupacabra. Who'll make the team and who can be trusted? Rum anyone? Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker is in shock. He's just seen how much a first class stamp costs. Song: Super Chupacabra: Performed by Super Chupacabra with The Supremes (post Diana Ross). I'm not a goat sucker, I'm a goat suckers son. (Super Chupacabra! Chupacabra) If you see me coming I think you better run. (Super Chupacabra! Chupacabra) People think I'm dangerous but actually I'm fun. (Super Chupacabra! Chupacabra.) Super! Super! Chupacabra I'm just a mythical beast, on my way to a pirate feast. I'm just a mythical beast. I'm coming on your boat looking for goats. (He's just a mythical beast, on his way to a pirate feast. He's just a mythical beast) I bet you jump and float, whilst I suck your goats. Run far! I'm Super Chupacabra! I'm a damn killer / Wearing Charlie by Matthew Zink. I'm gonna blow up your boat. I'm gonna make it sink. Gonna ensure you never leave this island. Explosions is what I have planned. Your boat and my dynamite in a... Sexy! Sexy! Bang, bang, bang, bang. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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Omnibus: Honk's Kitchen 52:57

32 weeks ago52:57

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Join us for the Honk’s Kitchen. Compiling the semi-final and final of one of the world’s most exciting daytime cookery shows, where casseroles and tempers get extremely heated. Who will win the coveted prize of Head Chef at Honk Romsey’s brand new mobile restaurant and burger van: Honkz. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker couldn't appear in this episode as he wasn't in the original episodes and does not have a time machine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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Omnibus: The Ian and Stella Story 31:55

34 weeks ago31:55

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Compilating Ian and Stella's journey from recording their first album, to the mishaps of not working together and then their musical assault on Vegas. Join us for a love story like no other and music that should never have been recorded due to it's magical qualities. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker loves the work of Tim Bamburner and has one Goldeneye. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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The Missing Marple Saga 26:31

36 weeks ago26:31

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Flashback with us to when Matt and Kev lost one of the 9 Miss Marple's that live in their cupboard and chased her across the Cat Noir Metaverse. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker is missing. No, sorry, that was a typo. Geoff the Baker is massing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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Cujack Vs Cujack 18:01

38 weeks ago18:01

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It's time to count down the top five "True Crime shows of the decade" as presented by Patrick MacNee. The only problem is, Matt's wiped all the tapes. However, the ever resourceful Patrick reveals a unique opportunity for Matt and Kev to finally do some acting. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker would like us to point out that he often appears in the small print for many other podcasts, but he likes the way we treat him with respect and so has renewed his contract to stay in our small print for a further three years. God bless Geoff. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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A horse called Man 19:45

40 weeks ago19:45