Best Lara Marie Schoenhals Podcasts (2024)

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LA Hot Girl Guide: Wellness and Beauty 1:10:29

2d ago1:10:29

1:10:29

Elizabeth is joined by comedy influencer and hot girl representative, Amanda McCants, to haul their A+ Los Angeles beauty and wellness recommendations. Thank so much you to this week's sponsor, HigherDose! Use code: NICHE for 15% off your first purchase at higherDose.com Get links and notes to everything mentioned in this haul on the Too Niche Mood…

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Beltway Bitches Ep. 4 - Virginia Is For Grifters (RHODC S1E4) 1:06:00

2d ago1:06:00

1:06:00

Lara and Carey discuss Princess Kalina of Bulgaria's foray into bodybuilding, and way more European royals should follow suit, then discuss a true crime story that might be too horrific to even capture America's love for horrific true crime. Where is Nancy Grace when you need her?! On RHODC, Stacie reveals a painful development in her own origin st…

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PATREON TEASER: Flying Too Close to the Mother Sun 5:25

3d ago5:25

5:25

Lara beams in from Roma to chat with Carey about her adventure so far, harrowing tourists, the kindness of Italian gays, the trailer for Doute's metaphysical horror movie, Nightbitch, Lily Allen starting an OnlyFans for her feet, Hunter Biden's failson glory, Tom Schwartz's bone-chilling bedroom setup, the big question mark of Twisters, the eternal…

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Perfume Party w/ NOSE CANDY POD 1:29:27

9d ago1:29:27

1:29:27

Send us a Text Message. My favorite heavily-perfumed party girls are in the studio discussing niche fragrances! Welcome Chloe Coover and Maddie Phinney! The noses behind the one and only Nose Candy podcast! This episode is like smoking weed, getting an iced coffee, and going perfume shopping at the mall. Only with two passionate experts at hand! Ch…

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Celebrity Statement Tees 1:15:33

9d ago1:15:33

1:15:33

Elizabeth is joined by guest hauler, Pat Regan (comedian, TV writer and co-host of Seek Treatment with Cat & Pat), to haul the most iconic celebrity-worn statement t-shirts of all time. Check out the Too Niche Mood Board on substack for images and links mentioned in this haul INVITE: July 14 - Q3 Digital Mood Board Workshop Thank you to this week's…

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Beltway Bitches Ep. 3 - Clear Eyes, Full Inbox (RHODC S1E3) 1:20:49

9d ago1:20:49

1:20:49

Lara and Carey discuss Justin Timberlake's attorney going rogue in the wake of DWI-Gate, a British woman's Viking princess psychosis, Chat GPT's mid ass singularity, a Boeing fiasco in Oklahoma and more. Then it's back to Washington we go: Stacie and Jason invite Tareq and Michaele on a last minute trip to Paris, Cat and Charles fight over Goldman …

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PATREON TEASER: The Woman’s World According to Katy Perry 5:13

11d ago5:13

5:13

Lara and Carey discuss Lara's nightmare seat mate on a recent flight and her playing out her Italian horseback riding fantasy in Rome, the demented presidential debate and what's next for our crumbling Republic, Lauren Sanchez scouting apocalypse bunker locations in her helicopter and the glorious delusion of living in Katy Perry's "Woman's World,"…

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Sparkling Water (The Too Niche Origin Story) 57:16

16d ago57:16

57:16

Time travel back to Black Friday of November 2022 for a re-listen of the first ever Too Niche episode. Join Elizabeth Kott and Lara Marie Schoenhals as they haul and review the most popular and niche sparkling water brands found in the grocery store isles. For notes and links for all things Too Niche, join the Too Niche Mood Board for free on subst…

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Beltway Bitches Ep. 2 - The Salahi Vineyard of Illusions (RHODC S1E2) 1:12:42

16d ago1:12:42

1:12:42

Carey and Lara discuss the terrifying tale dueling vacation homes in Maine, where a wealthy summer resident was driven to poison her neighbor's trees. Then back on RHODC, Tarq treats Michaele to a series of birthday surprises which may or may not be real, Mary's patience for her adult daughter's huge dog is wearing thin. Cat convinces Mary to join …

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PATREON TEASER: Treadmill of Sadness 4:05

18d ago4:05

4:05

Carey and Lara discuss how their fateful decision to watch 9/11 videos on YouTube ruined their dream of a perfect afternoon Diet Coke. They also discuss a woman falling off a treadmill and out a gym window, the spooky story of an American gay who went missing at Pride in Spain, Ariana Grande under fire over a Jeffrey Dahmer confession, Travis Kelce…

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Q2 Obsessions & Recs 29:43

23d ago29:43

29:43

Elizabeth shares some favorite discoveries from this past quarter in multiple categories including: home fragrance, scams and air purification. Get notes and links from today's haul and beyond, join the Too Niche Mood Board for free on substack !By Bleav + What’s Your Journey?

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Beltway Bitches Ep. 1 - The Declaration of Lyndapendence (RHODC S1E1) 1:23:59

23d ago1:23:59

1:23:59

Lara and Carey are back from tour and ready to embark on their new recapping journey, but first they discuss the Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy/JFK Jr. renaissance on social media and the new book documenting their messy-ass marriage, Justin Timberlake's DWI in the Hamptons and the celebrity urge to drive drunk, anti-oil activists defacing Stonehenge, an…

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PATREON TEASER: Some Light Rib Play 4:57

25d ago4:57

4:57

Lara and Carey talk being back in LA after their first international live show, LA's wildfire season startin' again, tsunami proofing the Pacific Northwest, Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez in their swinger era, Kanye West's harrowing reno of a Tadao Ando house in Malibu, rich person lore, watching the Kardahsians in hospice, Tom Brady's single chicke…

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UNLOCKED: Pumped Podcast Ep. 38 - The Witches of Weho ft. Stassi Schroeder, Kristen Doute and Katie Maloney 1:21:49

29d ago1:21:49

1:21:49

Behold, a deep cut from the vault of Lara's early podcasting days as the co-host of Pumped Podcast, the first podcast dedicated to discussing Vanderpump Rules. Pumped Podcast only lasted for 48 episodes, but it spanned seasons 3-5 of VPR: An undoubtedly simpler era, when the cast lived in West Hollywood and the Witches of Weho were running amok. On…

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Real Housewives Houses 1:18:54

1M ago1:18:54

1:18:54

Elizabeth Kott is joined by interior designer and founder of Swike Design, Sarah Weichel, to haul iconic Real Housewives houses. For visuals and links from today's haul, join the Too Niche Mood Board for free on substack Thank you to today’s sponsors! Magic Mind: get up to 48% off your first subscription or 20% off one time purchases with code TOON…

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The World's First Vanderpump Rules Historian w/ Lara Marie Schoenhals 1:17:31

1M ago1:17:31

1:17:31

Send us a Text Message. Welcome Lara Marie Schoenhals! Lara is a legendary podcaster, best-selling writer, and gorgeous funny girl. She created the world’s first Vanderpump Rules podcast and offers an unrivaled anthropological analysis of the cast. But first we delve into our friendship! From its sweetly erotic origins on a West Hollywood rooftop t…

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PATREON TEASER: A Very Serious New York Summer 4:58

1M ago4:58

4:58

Lara and Carey discuss Lara's newfound respect for JoJo Siwa after seeing her perform at Pride, and Carey continues his late-to-the-game Summer House recap, lamenting the woe of Jules in season 4 and Carl's new teeth. They also discuss Billie Lee's war with Kyle Chan and Victoria Lee Robinson, the lol-free cabal of celebrity actors living in the We…

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Summer Accessory Trends 1:04:08

1M ago1:04:08

1:04:08

Elizabeth Kott is joined by renowned stylist and guest hauler, Allison Bornstein, to haul the most popular accessory trends of Summer 2024. For show notes and links from today's haul, join the Too Niche Mood Board for free on substack <3 Thank you to today’s sponsor Osea ! Use code: NICHE for 10% off Get in touch! toonichepodcast@gmail.com / @this_…

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Valley of the Dolls Ep. 12 - Das Shady Boot (The Valley S1E12) 1:53:59

1M ago1:53:59

1:53:59

Lara and Carey recap the finale of season one of The Valley aka the best show on television. First, they discuss mammograms, nitrous bliss, parking tickets in Italy and Amanda Knox back on the hot seat once more, the Fall of the House of JLo, and the daemons plaguing Carl Radke. Back in the San Fernando Valley, Brittany and Jax set up for the grand…

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PATREON TEASER: The Babybelville Horror + VPR Secrets Revealed (Vanderpump Rules S11E19) 4:46

1M ago4:46

4:46

Lara and Carey discuss turning the subjective truth of turning 40 in 2024, Lara's three night Dead & Co. residency at the Sphere, Las Vegas Brain Worms, a surprise Instacart delivery from Hetero Hell, c*nty A.I,, Jax and Brittany's public diaper faux pas, Carey's propensity for spilling water and his newfound love for Summer House, the problem with…

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Valley of the Dolls Ep. 11 - The Babymoon Is a Harsh Mistress (The Valley S1E11) 1:10:28

1M ago1:10:28

1:10:28

Lara and Carey discuss the joy of slot machines and quasi-sobriety in Las Vegas, Kim Kardashian burnout and her Actors on Actors with Chloë Sevigny, and the voyeuristic splendor of Buying Beverly Hills. Meanwhile, Janet's babymoon from Hell is soon coming to a close, and the men take one last fishing trip onto the lake while the girls throw Janet h…

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Something About Her 1:11:40

1M ago1:11:40

1:11:40

It’s all happening in this Too Niche / Sexy Unique Podcast crossover event as Carey O’Donnell, Lara Marie Schoenhals and Elizabeth Kott haul the Something About Her sandwich menu. Thank you to today’s sponsor Max Pope The Edit, use code: NICHE for 10% off and free shipping at Maxpopetheedit.com.By Bleav + What’s Your Journey?

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Pumpheads Ep. 50 - Raging Against a System of SURvitude (Vanderpump Rules S11E18) 1:35:41

1M ago1:35:41

1:35:41

Lara and Carey talk Larz's 40th birthday in Vegas, a new billionaire's deep sea submersible era and Carey's fear of the icy depths, holding Kim and Kanye accountable for North West's flop performance in a live production of "The Lion King," the continued conspiracy theories about Kate Middleton, and more. Then on the THIRD AND FINAL part of the VPR…

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PATREON TEASER: The One Where the Pope Says the Gay F-Slur 6:04

2M ago6:04

6:04

Lara and Carey discuss the social media grace period before people can start posting about their European vacations, Jax Taylor's DAY DAYTE with a well-known Instagram model and the enduring power of big jugs, the unique despair of Memorial Day, Carey's obsession with the German TV show "Babylon Berlin," the recent John Galiano doc, Furiosa: A Mad …

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Valley of the Dolls Ep. 10 - The United Shots of America (The Valley S1E10) 1:19:45

2M ago1:19:45

1:19:45

Lara and Carey discuss Something About Her's long-prophesied opening and the Eater review that may cement SAH as a star in the world of sandwich shoppes. They also talk the deadly turbulence that rocked a Singapore Airlines flight, the blood vial attack on the RNC in Washington, and the baby radicalizing the world by way of the Four Seasons Orlando…

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"What I Found in Nashville Was a Messier Story..." 34:35

2M ago34:35

34:35

Introducing the first episode of Once Upon a Time in Nashville, a brand new true crime podcast produced by Lara. In 2018, Cornelia Rowe finds herself unexpectedly back in her hometown - and unexpectedly drawn to a story about the strange death of Leigh Terry: a beautiful Southern belle with whom Cornelia attended high school. As she begins looking …

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"Cores" 57:46

2M ago57:46

57:46

Elizabeth Kott and Lara Marie Schoenhals haul popular aesthetic cores. Also discussed: Equinox toiletry brand placement, Koreatown spa recs, and a Too Niche mention on Armchair Expert. Thank you to Magic Mind: get up to 48% off your first subscription or 20% off one time purchases with code TOONICHE20, visit https://www.magicmind.com/tooniche Thank…

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Pumpheads Ep. 49 - Trade Me Messiah (Vanderpump Rules S11E17) 1:26:40

2M ago1:26:40

1:26:40

Lara and Carey discuss the messy new chapter in Ariana and Sandoval Valley Village House of Horrors legal saga, and speculate on how much longer Vanderpump Rules really has left. Then they get right into the intense second part of the VPR Season 11 reunion, with Lala and Katie "Bins" Maloney continuing their tête–à–tête, as Ariana is drawn in. Mean…

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PATREON TEASER: The Saddest Gay Clown At Epcot 5:00

2M ago5:00

5:00

Lara and Carey discuss their recent trip to the Ren Faire and all the sordid sights they took in, including horny Furries, shockingly hot shirtless Vikings, Casey Anthony lookalikes, overpriced BBQ and the most iconic TikTok-famous dom top beer wench in all the realm. They also talk Something About Her's Rom Com-themed menu, Lara's Katie Maloney si…

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Valley of the Dolls Ep. 9 - The Masculine Urge to Wear a Beanie (The Valley S1E9) 1:10:09

2M ago1:10:09

1:10:09

Lara and Carey discuss Lara's Steve Buscemi getting punched in NYC as the punch epidemic continues, the trailer for the Dune prequel TV series, Carey finding his gender representation in the Bene Gesserit, and Sarah Paulson's revenge on the actress who tried to ruin her life. Back on The Valley, Jasmine calls out Janet's friend Simon for spying on …

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Careers 2:07:52

2M ago2:07:52

2:07:52

“You can't really know where you are going until you know where you have been” and with that in mind, Elizabeth Kott and Lara Marie Schoenhals haul their careers. Thank you to our sponsors Osea and Max Pope The Edit Get in touch! toonichepodcast@gmail.com Current Codes: Max Pope: NICHE for 20% off Nuuly: NICHE20 for $20 off Sleep Crown: TOONICHE fo…

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Pumpheads Ep. 48 - Lala Salad Sandwich (Vanderpump Rules S11E16) 1:19:32

2M ago1:19:32

1:19:32

Carey and Lara are back with the first reunion recap for Vanderpump Rules Season 11, but first, they discuss the latest airline disaster at Seattle-Tacoma airport, Lara's emergency exit plane from a burning plan, Selena Gomez being the Doute of the celebrity world, King Charles's scary but actually c*nt new official portrait, and more. The VPR cast…

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PATREON TEASER: Inside You There Are Two Fairuzas 5:00

2M ago5:00

5:00

Lara and Carey break down the latest Something About Her drama, as Lara recaps Chef Penny's interview with The Sun rebuking Ariana and Katie's claims. They also talk a horrifying twist in the famous "The Dress" saga, Jo getting blocked by Schwartz, Doute getting dragged by Alyssa Edwards, the sinister resident queer on Selling The OC's Sean and his…

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Valley of the Dolls Ep. 8 - What James Mae Come (The Valley S1E8) 1:01:08

2M ago1:01:08

1:01:08

Carey and Lara discuss Cardi B's cringeworthy red carpet blunder at the Met Ball, Kim K's need to squeeze, Guinness Book of World Records gay roots, and more. Back in the San Fernando Valley, the group remains adamantly anti-Doute (and Luke). Jax and Brittany's shaky peace after their disastrous DATE NIGHT ends abruptly at Janet's outdoor hibachi G…

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Hair Products 1:04:25

2M ago1:04:25

1:04:25

Lara Marie Schoenhals and Elizabeth Kott haul their favorite hair products in celebration of their curation on Maxpopetheedit.com. Also discussed: The 2024 Met Gala, Bella Hadid’s new fragrance line Orabella and price hikes. Check out the Too Niche Edit on Max Pope and get 10% off and free shipping with code: NICHE Thank you to this week’s sponsor …

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Pumpheads Ep. 47 - A Place of Zuul (Vanderpump Rules S11E15) 1:19:32

2M ago1:19:32

1:19:32

Lara and Carey discuss RFK Jr's brain worm admission, an evangelical pastor's sinister sermon twist, a perfectly preserved dinosaur fetus in a fossil egg, the biblical urge to think the world is only 6,000 years old, and the gay urge to visit the giant fake Noah's Ark in Kentucky. On the season 11 finale of VPR, the crew continues their love affair…

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PATREON TEASER: The Feminine Urge to Hold a Press Conference 4:59

2M ago4:59

4:59

Lara and Carey discuss not knowing who's who anymore at the Met Gala, Bella Hadid's Safe-esque health scares and soft-launching a vaguely Euro accent, Kendrick Lamar and Drake's wild weekend of diss tracks and pedo allegations, celebrity beefs coming back in vogue, Faye Dunaway being in the zeitgeist, the highs and lows of Tom Brady's Netflix Roast…

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Valley of the Dolls Ep. 7 - Where There's A Will, There's A Mondrian (The Valley S1E7) 1:02:26

2M ago1:02:26

1:02:26

Lara and Carey discuss Sexsomnia: a rare sleep disorder turning afflicted people into unconscious sex pests, and a thirty-something woman who got busted for living as a 13-year-old girl for almost a year. Back over the hill, the crew, still at the Mondrian dinner, has whiplash from their brawl with Doute and Luke. Michelle announces the alleged rum…

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Pumpheads Ep. 46 - The Old Schwartz and the Sea (Vanderpump Rules S11E14) 1:24:50

2M ago1:24:50

1:24:50

Carey and Lara talk Drew Barrymore's cringe-fest interview with Vice President Kamala Harris, Richard Simmons's beef with Barbra Streisand over her Ozempic comment on Melissa McCarthy's Instagram, and the Renaissance Fair beer wench dom topping her way to internet fame. On the PENULTIMATE episode of Vanderpump Rules Season 11, Scheana and Tom team …

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Forever Chemicals 1:01:26

2M ago1:01:26

1:01:26

Lara and Elizabeth tackle manmade forever chemicals, aka PFAS. With the help of Google and a ChatGPT Kris Jenner, the two learn what PFAS are, what they do to the human body, where to find them (everywhere) and what PFAS-laden products are worth the risk. Get in touch! toonichepodcast@gmail.com Current Codes: Nuuly: NICHE20 for $20 off Sleep Crown:…

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PATREON TEASER: Mr. Cauchi Goes to Washington 4:59

2M ago4:59

4:59

Lara and Carey discuss Lara's brush with lettuce-wrought food poisoning over the weekend, Brittany and Jax's bone chilling appearance at the White House Correspondents Dinner and what it means for our shaky Republic, Anna Wintour's Met Gala Ultimatum for Lauren Sanchez, the Chelsea Handler RHOBH rumor and which second tier cities are ready for a Re…

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Valley of the Dolls Ep. 6 - Date Night with the Devil (The Valley S1E6) 1:06:31

3M ago1:06:31

1:06:31

Carey and Lara discuss Taylor's polarizing new behemoth album and its surprising muse, the military's so-called "gay bomb" they tried to pull off in the 90s, Katy Perry's new gift from Elon Musk, and more. Over the hill in the San Fernando Valley, Kristen and Luke can't agree on where to raise their hypothetical children, and Doute dreads Luke's do…

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Pumpheads Ep. 45 - Fishnets Or Bust (Vanderpump Rules S11E13) 1:28:07

3M ago1:28:07

1:28:07

Lara and Carey discuss Stassi's upcoming book/manifesto, and ponder if one can't in fact have it all. They also talk a TENTATIVE opening for Something About Her, and their potential debut at the long awaited sandwich dream emporium. Then on VPR, the crew gets another dose of Jason "Jax Taylor" Cauchi, and the tried and true chaos that swirls around…

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The Tortured Poets Department 48:24

3M ago48:24

48:24

Lara and Elizabeth do an impromptu haul of Taylor Swift's newest album, The Tortured Poets Department, that includes naming their favorite songs, an education on the Taylor/Matty timeline, fan theories, hidden messages and more. Listen to the companion playlist to the episode here. Get in touch! toonichepodcast@gmail.com Current Codes: Nuuly: NICHE…

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PATREON TEASER: Baby Woman 4:59

3M ago4:59

4:59

Lara and Carey celebrate Earth Day by discussing the possible extinction of mayo by the year 2043, food tasting worse in general, a tourist's death dive into an active volcano, VPR Jo's unhinged (and iconic) Instagram Live about Schwartz, monetary justice for the original Blair Witch Project actors, the "Nagbot" angry AI girlfriend trend, and more.…

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Valley of the Dolls Ep. 5 - GERD Your Loins (The Valley S1E5) 59:56

3M ago59:56

59:56

Lara and Carey discuss the new MotherGod-centric YouTube channel run by one of her most dedicated disciples, Love Has Won cult's continued tradition of iconically bad social media engagement, the cult that Douse would feel most at home. Meanwhile in the San Fernando Valley, the ladies head to Malibu for a girls night at Nia's friend's beach rental.…

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Pumpheads Ep. 44 - Bubba's Angels (Vanderpump Rules S11E12) 1:29:43

3M ago1:29:43

1:29:43

Lara and Carey are back for more VPR, but first, they discuss an escaped elephant in Montana, a genuinely gorgeous makeshift home perched above an LA freeway, the understandable reason Gypsy Rose Blanchard divorced her husband, a woman wheeling a corpse into a bank to commit fraud, DJ James Kennedy performing before Empress God TayTay, and more. On…

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Vanderpump Rules Scandals 1:12:49

3M ago1:12:49

1:12:49

Elizabeth and Lara haul a bevy of Vanderpump Rules-related scandals. From sunglasses theft to cheating to sex tapes and revenge porn, this crew has done it all! Get in touch! toonichepodcast@gmail.com Current Codes: Nuuly: NICHE20 for $20 off Sleep Crown: TOONICHE for $15 off vio2 Mouth Tape: TOONICHE for 10% off Osea code: NICHE for 10% off Ion La…

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PATREON TEASER: Welcome to Poop Air 5:03

3M ago5:03

5:03

Lara and Carey get right into discussing their divided opinion of The First Omen, nuns serving c*nt, a man using ChatGPT to find the woman of his dreams on Tinder, Teresa Giudice and Luis's appearance at Coachella and the annual festival's increasing bleakness, the first luxury airline for people traveling with their dogs, the spooky confluence of …

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Valley of the Dolls Ep. 4 - Happy Wench, Happy Life (The Valley S1E4) 1:19:46

3M ago1:19:46

1:19:46

Lara and Carey discuss Rogue Leviss and Jo joining forces, Nancy Grace's Diddy takedown, a blood-drained body found in an abandoned Italian church, and the unsettling story of a Dutch twenty-something's euthanasia wish. Back on The Valley, the disastrous Capri dinner continues, and Doute digs herself into a deeper hole. Zack avoids the hot seat, Je…

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