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TRR991 05 09 22 - Jaw Pain - Mayo Vs Miracle Whip
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On today's #TheRalphReport : "Attack of the KILLER JAW: The Final Chapter"(?) America has a national MAMMAL?! And, finally, a battle to the death: MIRACLE WHIP vs MAYO! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR985 04 25 22 - TMJ - Oral Sex - Munchin' Monday
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On today's #TheRalphReport : The terrible tales of TMJ! The GARMY raises MORE money for CHARITY! And, SHALOM! It's GEFILTE FISH on this MUNCHIN' MONDAY! Subscribe: www.Patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR982 04 20 22 - One Hit Wonders - Ventriloquists
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On today's #TheRalphReport : THE FLASH is fucked up! We import our ONE-HIT WONDER from Germany! The all-time best COMEDY SONG! And, the world's greatest VENTRILOQUIST! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR978 04 13 22 - Gilbert Gottfried - One Hit Wonders
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On today's #TheRalphReport : We go down under to revisit a classic ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! The worst airplane HIGH JACKING ever! And, RIP Gilbert Gottfried.SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR973 04 05 22 - TV Tunes - Tongue Twister - CHiPs
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On today's #TheRalphReport : The amazing Garmy raises money to battle HUNGER! Why monkeys (and Ralph) love BOOZE! And, we pay tribute to the treasure found in Eddie's ATTIC! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR964 03 22 22 - TV Tunes - Citizen Of The Week
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On today's #TheRalphReport : A salute to motherhood with THE CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! We go back to the future for this week's TV TUNES TUESDAY! And who will win @eddiepence's portrait of Loraine Falchetta?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR961 03 17 22 - St. Patrick's Day
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's our annual ST. PATRICK'S DAY show! Featuring our special guests: Guinness stout and Powers Irish whiskey! You can literally hear Ralph get drunker as the show goes on! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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397: Hollywood Babble-On - 03/12/2022
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Kevin Smith and Ralph Garman return to Flappers Comedy Club in Burbank, CA to Babble-On. Recorded live on stage on March 12, 2022.By Ralph Garman, Kevin Smith
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TRR954 03 08 22 - Batman And Me - Lancelot Link
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On today's #TheRalphReport : Raising money for Alzheimer's research! The missing link to TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, a TRR interview w/ the director and subject of the new documentary film about a reluctant Batman fan: "BATMAN AND ME" Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR952 03 04 22 - Batman - UK Update - Garmy Game Show
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On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Our favorite cinematic crime-fighters from the VIDEO VAULT! And, the ALL-BATMAN edition of THE GARMY GAME SHOW!Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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396: Hollywood Babble-On - 02/26/2022
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Kevin Smith and Ralph Garman return to Flappers Comedy Club in Burbank, CA to celebrate the 4 year anniversary of Kevin defeating The Widowmaker. Recorded live on stage on February 26, 2022.Tickets for 3/12/22 *LIVE* Hollywood Babble-On Show: https://bit.ly/babble-20220312By Ralph Garman, Kevin Smith
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TRR945 02 23 22 - One Hit Wonder - Superhero Butts
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On today's #TheRalphReport : Ralph is a LIFESAVER! What artist is featured on this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY?! ("Who wants to know?!") The latest (and frostiest) TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! And, SUPERHERO BUTTS! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR943 02 18 22 - Game Show - Monkeys - UK Update
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! It's a "Freaky Friday" switch on today's VIDEO VAULT! Do you have an ANAL personality? And, YOU could win today's GARMY GAME SHOW! (It's all about MONKEYS!!!)Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR934 02 07 22 - Fake Whiskey - Bill Murray
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On today's #TheRalphReport : Bill Murray is a GOD! Roland Emmerich can kiss our asses! And, Ralph and @eddiepence finally become DRINKING BUDDIES for our TRR WHISKEY TASTE-TEST! (Okay, it's fake whiskey, but still ...) SUBSCRIBE:patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR930 02 01 22 - MST3K - Poo - Snakes
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On today's #TheRalphReport : We raise money for charity with SUPER POO! Have a happy NATIONAL SERPENT DAY! And, it's a special MYSTERY "TV Tunes Tuesday"!Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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395: Hollywood Babble-On - 01/29/2022
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Kevin Smith and Ralph Garman return to Flappers Comedy Club in Burbank, CA. Recorded live on stage on January 29, 2022..By Ralph Garman, Kevin Smith
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TRR925 01 25 22 - Brain Chips - Monkeys - TV Tunes
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On today's #TheRalphReport : We're over the moon for this TV TUNES TUESDAY! Happy ROBERT BURNS DAY! (It's a Scottish thing.) And, meet our favorite MONKEY!Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR920 01 18 22 - Superpooh - Bob Saget - Peacemaker
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On today's #TheRalphReport : It's an uncanny TV TUNES TUESDAY! The adventures of SUPERPOOH! And, we raise a bunch of money for the @srfcure in honor of BOB SAGET! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR917 01 13 22 - Sex Trends - Driving Songs
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On today's #TheRalphReport : What will be the hottest SEX TRENDS for 2022?! Is the average person really carrying around 5-20 pounds of POOP?! And, what's the best DRIVING SONG of all time?!Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR909 01 03 22 - Betty White - Today In History - Gum Jobs
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HAPPY NEW YEAR! "The Ralph Report" is BACK! On today's show, the first TRR of 2022, it's a salute to BETTY WHITE! Folks confessing their sins! And, GUM JOBS! Join the fun and subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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394: Hollywood Babble-On - 12/18/2021
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* WARNING: Contains Spider-Spoiler* Kevin Smith and Ralph Garman take Babble back out into the world with their first show at Flappers Comedy Club in Burbank, CA. Recorded live in club on December 18, 2021.By Ralph Garman, Kevin Smith
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TRR906 12 15 21 - One Hit Wonder - UK Update - Zorro
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : ZORRO returns! A holiday ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Steve Ashton is back with the UK UPDATE! And, would you eat a COCKENTRICE?SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR899 12 06 21 - Flavored Lubes - This Day In History - Citizen Of The Week
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Welcome the newest TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! All hail the QUEEN OF CHRISTMAS! And, we taste-test FLAVORED LUBE! BBQ, Chicken and Bacon! OH MY!Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR898 12 03 21 - Game Show - NFL - Ralph Gets Conned
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports looks at the NFL! A holly jolly GARMY GAME SHOW! Also, Ralph got CONNED! And, holiday movies you should watch, pulled from the TRR VIDEO VAULT!SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR891 11 19 21 - The Monkees - Video Vault - NFL Football
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : What NOT to name your kids! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Singers who ACT from the VIDEO VAULT! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports talks NFL! And, will we finally have a winner on the GARMY GAME SHOW? Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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393: Hollywood Babble-On LIVE from Home - 11/16/2021
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In which Ralph and Kevin re-unite through their screens and into our hearts to discuss new live shows, entertainment news, and more.By Ralph Garman, Kevin Smith
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TRR884 11 10 21 - One Hit Wonder - Bacon Lube
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! We take ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY all the way! We play our new game: "SWEDISH or KLINGON?!" And, is there really BACON FLAVORED LUBE?! (Spoilers: Yes.)Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR878 11 02 21 - Confess You Sins - TV Tunes Tuesday
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On today's #TheRalphReport : A new TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! A salute to THE FONZ! We get to the hart of TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, the GARMY confesses their SINS ... again! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR872 10 18 21 - Monster Mash - Toasters - 007
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On today's #TheRalphReport : A (spoilers-free) review of 007's NO TIME TO DIE! A salute to the POP-UP TOASTER! And, a MONSTROUS Munchin' Monday taste-test! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR868 10 11 21 - TV Tunes - Confess Your Sins - Garmy Charity
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On today's #TheRalphReport : Step into TV TUNES TUESDAY! The GARMY fights MS! Twisted tongues! Folks CONFESS their SINS! And, Happy FACE YOUR FEARS DAY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR866 10 08 21 - Garmy Game - Vampire Movies - NFL Football
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On #TheRalphReport : Dirty cops in SEX IN THE NEWS! @steveashton delivers the UK UPDATE! @jaybusbee from @YahooSports talks Urban Meyer and the NFL! And, a scary VIDEO VAULT proves that VAMPIRES SUCK! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR858 09 28 21 - TV Tunes - Adam West - Sex In The News
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On today's #TheRalphReport : You woke up this morning to a TV TUNES TUESDAY! More kinky stuff goes down in G-D M-F MYRTLE BEACH! Our tongues get fully twisted! And, the Garmy steps up to get ADAM WEST his hometown statue! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR848 09 14 21 - TV Themes - Charity - Tongue Twister
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On today's #TheRalphReport : An embarrassing TV TUNES TUESDAY! The GARMY gives to charity! A brutal TONGUE TWISTER! What's up with POWER GIRL's boobs? And, Happy CREAM-FILLED DONUT Day!Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR844 09 08 21 - McDonalds - One Hit Wonders - Too Much Sake
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On today's #TheRalphReport : Ralph gets SAKE BOMBED! It's a ONE-HIT WONDER with soul! And, we've finally identified what the hell "GRIMACE" is! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR838 08 30 21 - Tang - Drunks - Sex In The News
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On today's #TheRalphReport : A salute to the great ED ASNER! Blast off with a tangy MUNCHIN' MONDAY! And, an ALL-DRUNK edition of calls from "The Ralph Report HOTLINE"! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR833 08 23 21 - Chicken Nuggets - Sex - Ted Lasso
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On today's #TheRalphReport : Tales of our travels! We're MUNCHIN' Arby's nuggets! The last person on Earth to discover TED LASSO! And, SEX IN THE NEWS! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR828 08 05 21 - Sex U. - Star Wars - Elephant Man
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On today's #TheRalphReport : It's a red letter day at SEX UNIVERSITY! Beat it, here comes the FUZZ! And, how much would you pay to PRETEND to be in SPACE? Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR821 07 27 21- TV Tunes - Twisted Tongues - Sarah Brand
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On today's #TheRalphReport : Our tongues are TWISTED! The TIGER KING is getting rich behind bars! It's NATIONAL TAKE YOUR PANTS FOR A WALK DAY! And, we salute that new musical sensation, SARAH BRAND! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR816 07 20 21- TV Tunes - Charity Work - Bikes
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On today's #TheRalphReport : The Garmy raises big cash for a great CHARITY! A looney TV TUNES TUESDAY! How to ride a bike! And, HAPPY WORLD JUMP DAY! Subscribe: http://patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR812 07 14 21 - One Hit Wonder - Zoo Of Terror
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On today's #TheRalphReport : It's TIME(X) for ONE-HIT WONDEER WEDNESDAY! Beware the ZOO OF TERROR! And, we salute the GOLDEN ARCHES! TRR is back to FULL POWER! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
This week Ralph and Kevin fire up the Bat Screen and watch the 23rd and 24th episodes of Batman 66 - Season 2 with MARSHA, QUEEN OF DIAMONDSBy Ralph Garman, Kevin Smith
Kevin and Ralph discuss the latest in entertainment news including the Cosby release, the Masters of the Universe Revelations Trailer's early release, and more!By Kevin Smith & Ralph Garman
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TRR809 07 01 21 - Dogging - Hunchback Of Notre Dame
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On today's #TheRalphReport : Will guest co-host STEVE ASHTON ever get his own jingle? Celebrities gone BAD! We love "The Hunchback of Notre Dame"! And, we explore the classic British pastime of DOGGING! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
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TRR800 06 17 21 - 800th Episode - Batman - Oral Sex
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On today's #TheRalphReport : WE CELEBRATE OUR 800TH EPISODE! With "Turkey talk", Cheesesteak rules, and how you can be a better lover than BATMAN! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreportBy Ralph Garman
This week Ralph and Kevin fire up the Bat Screen and watch the 21st and 22nd episodes of Batman 66 - Season 2 with THE JOKER!By Ralph Garman, Kevin Smith
