This week, we break down the birth chart of our warmest Aries, Jonathan Van Ness. We show up in Aries style, tap into fire action, and bump the heat up during this first born energy. Get your total solar eclipse glasses ready because this astrological year is looking like a bright one! New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoodhorscopes…

Happy Aries Season! This week, we break down the birth chart of our favorite Aries, Amanda Bynes. We finally release what's left of water season, step into the warmth of fire season, and get ready for an explosive astrological new year. New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoodhorscopesBy Amanda Bynes

This week, we break down the birth chart of our favorite koi fish, Joe Alwyn. We splash around in the Pisces abyss, flow forward into our goals for the astrological new year, and talk all about the beauty in release. New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoodhorscopesBy Joe Alwyn

This week, we break down the birth chart of our funniest Pisces, Chelsea Handler. We paddle out to water season, let the waves take us where they may, and why that means more women should be late night talk show hosts, duh. New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoodhorscopesBy Chelsea Handler

Happy Pisces season! This week, we break down the birth chart of our sweet and sour Pisces, Olivia Rodrigo. We dive head first into the waves of water, reflect on the past, and prepare for a year of deeper wells. New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoodhorscopesBy Olivia Rodrigo

This week, we break down the birth chart of our last and best Aquarius, Julia Fox. We inhale the last of this air season, talk way too much for way too long, and brace for our upcoming water landing. New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoodhorscopesBy Julia Fox

This week, we break down the birth chart of our favorite Aquarius villain, Elizabeth Holmes. We prepare our favorite discussion topics, buckle up for some fresh new air energy we're approaching, and we ride our metaphorical dragons into the Lunar New Year. New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoodhorscopes…

This week, we break down the birth chart of Thee Aquarius, Megan Thee Stallion. We chat our way through air season, brace ourselves for drastic Pluto in Aquarius changes, and discuss the importance of being one with other. New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoodhorscopesBy Megan Thee Stallion

Happy Aquarius Season! This week, we break down the birth chart of the one, the love, and only-- Bob Marley. We embrace the age of Aquarius, float through this fresh air season, and get connected to our higher selves. New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoodhorscopesBy Bob Marley

This week, we break down the birth chart of the Capricorn King, LeBron James. We dig our roots deep into the final days of Cap Season, ground ourselves into the week's transitions, and all about how to rest your ass off. New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoodhorscopesBy LeBron James

We're back, babies! This week, we break down the birth chart of the world's sweet baby angel, Blue Ivy Carter. We celebrate the peak of Capricorn Season, how to have work ethic like an earth sign, and clap back to Cap. Happy 2024, indeed! New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoodhorscopesBy Blue Ivy Carter

Happy Capricorn Season! This week, we break down the birth chart of our sweet baby Capricorn, Timothée Chalamet. We ground down into Earth season, switch things up a bit, and gear up for a new era. New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoodhorscopesBy Timothée Chalamet

This week, Heather breaks down the birth chart of our flaming hot Sagittarius, Ozzy Osbourne. Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our other flaming hot Sagittarius, Zoë Kravitz. We share some exciting news, dance in the last of the Sag Season flames, and point our arrows towards Capricorn. New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoodhorscopes…

This week, Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our big ol Sagittarius, Jay-Z. Heather breaks down the birth chart of our other big ol Sagittarius, Walt Disney. We explore the limitless bounds of Sag Season, direct our arrows towards our heart's flame, and soak in the passion of fire season. New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoodhorscopes…

This week, Heather breaks down the birth chart of our favorite ex, Jake Gyllenhaal. Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our favorite next, Hailey Bieber. We dance in the flames, embrace the heat, and set our spiritual sides on fire. New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoodhorscopesBy Jake Gyllenhaal and Hailey Bieber

This week, Heather breaks down the birth chart of our Disney Sagittarius, Vanessa Hudgens. Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our Marvel Sagittarius, Samuel L. Jackson. We explode into fire season, point our arrows forward, and gear up for a lot of fun. New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoodhorscopes…

This week, Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our ~in his feelings~ Scorpio, Drake. Heather breaks down the birth chart of our ~in her feelings~ Scorpio, Hillary Clinton. We settle in for the water season grand finale, ride the aftershocks of this new moon in Scorpio, and buckle up for the incoming fireworks into fire season. New Episodes every…

This week, Heather breaks down the birth chart of our flirty Scorpio, Leonardo DiCaprio. Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our shy Scorpio, Willow Smith. We plunge into the dark abyss, befriend our dark side, and rise into our Scorpio rebirths. New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoodhorscopesBy Leonardo DiCaprio and Willow Smith

This week, Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our friendly Scorpio, David Schwimmer. Heather breaks down the birth chart of our friendly Scorpio, Carly Rae Jepsen. We go deeper into Scorpio Season, embrace the cold water energy, and spark the flames of our inner phoenix. New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoodhorscopes…

This week, Heather breaks down the birth chart of our deep Scorpio, SZA. Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our deep Scorpio, Joaquin Phoenix. We plunge into the depths of Scorpio Season, make room for our rebirth during this Taurus Lunar Eclipse, and prepare for battle with our darkest demons. New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoodhorscopes…

This week, Heather breaks down the birth chart of our freshest Libra, Will Smith. Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our spunkiest Libra, Dakota Johnson. We balance the season finale of Libra Season, prep for a powerful Solar Eclipse, and we talk about how to stay lifted for life. New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoodhorscopes…

This week, Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our Superbowl Halftime Show Libra, Usher. Heather breaks down the birth chart of our Punk Rock Libra, Avril Lavigne. We buckle up for some rough air, talk about the pros and cons of balancing work and play, and how to think like a Libra without overthinking like a Libra. New Episodes every Thursday!…

This week, Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our loveable Libra, Travis Kelce. Heather breaks down the birth chart of our loveable libra, Snoop Dogg. We giggle like school girls over love being in the air, weigh the pros and cons of quite literally everything and we wish Alex Nightingale a Happy Birthday!!! New Episodes every Thursday! @hollyw…

Welcome back to Season 2 of Hollywood Horoscopes! AND Happy Libra Season!!! This week, Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our leading Libra lady, Cardi B. Heather breaks down the birth chart of our leading Libra lovely, Zac Efron. We soak in all of this Virgo New Moon energy, shift into balancing our work and life, and talk about how to use Lib…

Happy One Year Anniversary to us, b*tch! This week, Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our last Virgo, John Mulaney. Heather breaks down the birth chart of our last Virgo, Abby Lee Miller. We celebrate our one year anniversary, squeeze Virgo season goodbye, and welcome Libra Season with the Virgo New Moon. New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoo…

This week, Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our Virgo princess, Shania Twain. Heather breaks down the birth chart of our Virgo prince, Michael Jackson. We nourish our Virgo roots, get in touch with our Earth side through the Pisces Full Moon, and practice self love through self care. New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoodhorscopes…

This week, Heather breaks down the birth chart of our Virgo boss, Lisa Vanderpump. Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our Virgo bee, Keke Palmer. We hunker down into Virgo season, practice our bossiness, and talk about how it was never about the pasta. New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoodhorscopes…

Happy Virgo season! This week, Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our Virgo baddie, Zendaya. Heather breaks down the birth chart of our Virgo zaddie, Nick Jonas. We root ourselves in Virgo season, talk about how we can welcome the earth essence all year long, and soak up that grounding energy. New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoodhorscopes…

This week, Heather breaks down the birth chart of our last Leo lady, Kristen Wiig. Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our last lady Leo, Meghan Markle. We kiss Leo season goodbye, brace for the new moon in fire, and charge up for this fresh Virgo energy. New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoodhorscopes…

This week, Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our Leo lady, Maya Rudolph. Heather breaks down the birth chart of our Leo lady, Phoebe Bridgers. We talk about the heat wave that is Leo season, how to say yes to play this summer, and how fire signs stay warm all year long. New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoodhorscopes…

This week, we break down the birth chart of our favorite Hollywood Not-It Couple, Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck. We get hot and bothered, talk about the astrological superbowl, and soak in all that big ol' super big ass full moon in Aquarius energy. New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoodhorscopesBy Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck

This week, Heather breaks down the birth chart of our Leo president, Barack Obama. Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our Leo president, Charli XCX. We flame the fires between our cheeks, talk about flaming hot transitions, and express ourselves like a Leo would. New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoodhorscopes…

This week, Heather breaks down the birth chart of our Leo sun and fire moon, Kacey Musgraves. Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our Leo sun and fire moon, Whitney Houston. We manifest during this New Moon in Cancer, talk about loving like a Leo, and how to embrace this upcoming flaming hot transition like a fire sign. New Episodes every Thursd…

This week, Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our Cancer sun and moon in Virgo, Post Malone. Heather breaks down the birth chart of our Cancer sun and moon in Virgo, Ariana Madix. We kiss Cancer season goodbye, talk about nurturing your third eye, and how to handle the highs and lows of life like a Cancer would. New Episodes every Thursday! @ho…

This week, Heather breaks down the birth chart of our Cancer bestie, Jennette McCurdy. Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our Cancer sissy, Solange. We talk about the ebbs and flows of mothering and fathering your ass, the importance of nurturing your inner child and your outer adult, and how to soak up all this Cancer Sun year round. New Episo…

This week, Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our Cancer diva, Ariana Grande. Heather breaks down the birth chart of our Cancer diva, Courtney Love. We talk about being in the cancer waves, how to nurture yourself like a mommy and a daddy all season long, and what this upcoming full moon in Capricorn means for our feelings. New Episodes every T…

This week, Heather breaks down the birth chart of our Cancer kiddo, Lindsay Lohan. Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our Cancer mommy, Khloe Kardashian. We welcome Cancer season with open claws, manifest big beginnings this Gemini new moon, and crab crawl our way back into water energy. New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoodhorscopes…

This week, Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our gem of a Gemini, Marilyn Monroe. Heather breaks down the birth chart of our gem of a Gemini, Naomi Campbell. We talk like Geminis, we talk about Geminis, and we talk about why we're gonna miss this gem of a season. New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoodhorscopes…

This week, Heather breaks down the birth chart of our Gemini talk show king, Andy Cohen. Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our Gemini binge show queen, Laverne Cox. We talk about keeping it real during air season, what it really means to talk like a Gemini, and how to tap into both sides of your own coin. New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoo…

This week, Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our Gemini Pulitzer Prize winner, Kendrick Lamar. Heather breaks down the birth chart of our Gemini Emmy Award winner, Joan Rivers. We talk about keeping it light, keeping it fun, and keeping it breezy all air season long. New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoodhorscopes…

Happy Gemini Season! This week, Heather and Miranda break down the birth chart of our Gemini Twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. We talk about fresh starts, tapping into to our air energy, and how to get comfy with the uncomfy. It's Gemini Season, bitch! New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoodhorscopes…

This week, Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our Taurus Diva, Adele. Heather breaks down the birth chart of our Taurus Diva, Scheana Shay. We celebrate our 35th episode, we say HAGS to our last episode of Taurus season, and we make our Summer 2023 Bucket Lists. New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoodhorscopes…

This week, Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our Taurus Idol, Kelly Clarkson. Heather breaks down the birth chart of our Taurus Rock, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. We temporarily break free of the Mercury in Retrograde chains, learn what it means to dig deep during Earth season, and gear up for an astrological reset. New Episodes every Thursday! …

This week, Heather breaks down the birth chart of our Twilight God and Taurus, Robert Pattinson. Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our Pop Goddess and Taurus, Cher. We get cozy with being uncozy, talk about how to nurture our creativity, and hunker down for tomorrow's lunar eclipse in Scorpio. New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoodhorscopes…

This week, Heather breaks down the birth chart of our bossy Taurus, Tina Fey. Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our sassy Taurus, Megan Fox. We brace ourselves for this Mercury in retrograde, return to our roots, and we buckle up for an abundant Taurus season. New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoodhorscopes…

This week, Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our juiciest Taurus, Lizzo. Heather breaks down the birth chart of our sweetest Taurus, Gigi Hadid. We celebrate the sun entering Taurus, say farewell to the final sparks of Aries, and talk about how to shift from the ram to the bull, in style. Happy Taurus Season, indeed! New Episodes every Thursda…

This week, Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our 1999 Aries, Lil Nas X. Heather breaks down the birth chart of our 1969 Aries, Mariah Carey. We celebrate our last Aries and 30th episode, talk about what it means to keep your fire free, and our hot takes on the Taylor and Joe split. New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoodhorscopes…

This week, Heather breaks down the birth chart of our vampire-loving Aries, Kristen Stewart. Miranda breaks down the birth chart of our zombie-loving Aries, Pedro Pascal. We talk about this big ass full moon in Libra energy, how to keep your cheeks ignited all year long, and how to double down on manifestations for this upcoming double new moon in …

This week, Miranda breaks down the birth chart of Aries Mother Monster, Lady Gaga. Heather breaks down the birth chart of Aries Mommy, Kourtney Kardashian. We talk about harnessing your fire, tapping into your creativity, and feeling the friction between your cheeks. New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoodhorscopes…

This week, Heather breaks down the birth chart of Aries belle, Reese Witherspoon. Miranda breaks down the birth chart of Aries ball, Chance The Rapper. We talk about the new moon(s) in Aries, how to tap into spontaneous combustion this fire season, and having a Happy Astrological New Year! New Episodes every Thursday! @hollywoodhorscopes…