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Ross Patterson Revolution!

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Each week comedian Ross Patterson shares his wildly unique views on pop culture, entertainment, and sports as he‘s joined by the world‘s worst producer Jessie Wiseman. She‘s easy on the eyes, but terrible on Google.
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They are in your theaters, they are in your neighbors homes, and even your own. They have come to destroy your childhood and ruin your future. Only one podcast can protect you from the Invasion of the Remake! Invasion of the Remake is a weekly podcast with hosts Jason, Trish and Sam exploring the cinematic remake. We discuss films that have been remade for better or worse. We will also find those films with a nugget of a good idea that may be worthy of an updating for a new audience with our ...
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In celebration of our 1,000th (official) episode we run through our favorite segments -- a Crime Corner featuring a not-so-romantic moment at a Dollar Tree in Philadelphia, some gruesome Nature Nooks that prove a bear is the worst animal to get attacked by, and we check in on our favorite spiritual influencer's Instagram. Go to GhostBed.com/drinkin…
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The trial of Alec Baldwin over his alleged killing of Rust Director of Photography Halyna Hutchins begins today, Gypsy Rose announces she is pregnant, the Gladiator 2 trailer dropped and it looks incredible, The Rainey Street Ripper strikes again, and a shark rampage left four people injured in South Padre Island, Texas. Go to GhostBed.com/drinkinb…
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We go through the best songs to play this Fourth of July and the winner will SHOCK YOU, Gypsy Rose is posting pics with her new boyfriend, drone shows are the new fireworks shows, and a boy in Australia is missing after a presumed crocodile attack. Go to GhostBed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 50% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustabl…
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The alleged Boston Cop Killer Karen Read avoids a conviction in her trial for the murder of her Boston Cop boyfriend, Ben Affleck is going to fall off the wagon after he divorces J-Lo, Chet Hanks is on all the drugs, and another man potentially survives a run-in with the Rainey Street Ripper. Go to GhostBed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS …
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The head of a major cosmetics company, and the face of the brand, experiments on herself with a youth rejuvenating formula derived from wasp royal jelly with monstrous results. Invasion of the Remake salutes Roger Corman's classic B-movie horror picture, The Wasp Woman, along with the Jim Wynorski remake. Support independent podcasts like ours by t…
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Celine Dion’s new documentary is unwatchable, Shifty Shellshock’s last performance ever — at a Guitar Center — was extremely depressing, an elephant absolutely obliterated its trainer in Thailand, and do NOT ever mess with a snapping turtle. Go to GhostBed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 50% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base,…
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Shifty Shellshock of the band Crazy Town (known for the song Butterfly) has passed away at the age of 49, Ariana Grande says she wants to have dinner with Jeffrey Dahmer, we pick our best casting choices for the Kathy Read and John O'Keefe Boston cop murder story, and Jimmy Carter is still very much alive. Go to GhostBed.com/drinkinbros and use cod…
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If it wasn't already clear by now Kendrick Lamar's latest concert made it clear that he killed Drake in their rap beef, we watch possibly the most embarrassing animal attack video of all time, Travis Scott sounds awful without autotune, and legendary actor Donald Sutherland passed away at 88. Go to GhostBed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS …
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Justin Timberlake got a DUI in the Hamptons and one detail of the arrest is particularly embarrassing, Armie Hammer says he's grateful for being accused of being a cannibal and losing his career, and we debate which canceled stars have the best chance at a comeback. Go to GhostBed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 50% off EVERYTHING (Mat…
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Join Invasion of the Remake in celebrating the life and career of Roger Corman with one of his earliest schlock, sci-fi, horror classics, The Beast with a Million Eyes (1955). We redefine the title with a new remake idea while holding onto the core plot of the original vintage film complete with our own unique fantasy casting. You won't want to mis…
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Kevin Spacey is giving the acting performance of his life doing the media rounds on shows like Piers Morgan, China has a fun glass bridge that makes the people walking over it think they're going to fall and die, and Pride.com lists all the celebs who have come out so far in 2024. Go to GhostBed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 50% off …
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Hunter Biden has been found guilty on his federal gun charges but is what he's really guilty of being TOO COOL of a guy? Plus Hunter Biden's new wife is a smokeshow, Joey Chestnut has gone so woke with vegan hot dogs he has been banned from the Nathan's hot dog eating contest, and an Austin assistant District Attorney is in jail over a dispute with…
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Alec Baldwin is putting his family on a TLC reality show (probably to pay his legal bills), a Philadelphia crossing guard is in hot water for giving weed to middle school kids, a buffalo tries to murder an old woman at Yellowstone National Park, and the guys talk about seeing ghosts in their old frat houses. Go to GhostBed.com/drinkinbros and use c…
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Flava Flav may be single-handedly saving Red Lobster by ordering the entire menu and posting about it, Al Pacino claims that he has never once in his life done c*caine, PeeWee Herman's house has been listed and it looks incredibly, and Gwyneth Paltrow's listed her house for 30 million. Plus a woman throws a FUN-eral for her dead husband. Go to Ghos…
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This week Invasion of the Remake goes on vacation focusing in on the amazing theme parks in California. Trish goes on a ton of rides in Knott's Berry Farm, Universal Studios Hollywood, and Disneyland! Join us on a magical journey through imagination and amazing engineering on our California Adventure! Support independent podcasts like ours by telli…
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Ross, Jessie, and the producers list off who their childhood heroes were, Diddy could be charged with crimes as early as next week, Jerry Seinfeld says he wants a return of real men in our culture, and a lion was caught on video stealing a huge rottweiler from a home in Kenya. Go to GhostBed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 50% off EVER…
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Pope Francis is in hot water for using a homophobic slur behind closed doors, scientists have figured out why orcas are attacking boats in the Meditteranean Sea, Shane Gillis's new show Tires is a hit, and Robert DeNiro is rallying outside Trump's court case for some reason. Go to GhostBed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 50% off EVERYT…
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Gypsy Rose appeared in the new season of The Kardashians for some reason, Elon Musk is floating the idea of making a smartphone that gives you free Starlink, Sean Kingston’s Florida home was raided, and a man was killed by a moose. Go to GhostBed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 50% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, Pillows &…
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Diddy apologizes after the video of him beating up Cassie in a hotel hallway was leaked, Dan Schneider is suing the makers of the documentary “Quiet on Set” for making some serious implications about him, and a giant alligator in Florida had to be captured because it was stalking school children. Go to GhostBed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINB…
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After being home schooled in Africa, Cady goes to high school for the first time to be taken in by the A-list clique of Regina George and The Plastics in Mean Girls (2004 vs 2024). IOTR goes back to high school to be one of the cool kids as we compare the original film to the musical remake. Support independent podcasts like ours by telling your fr…
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It looks like Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck are headed for divorce, Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker is getting roasted online for his controversial commencement speech at Benedictine College, and a woman was viciously attacked by a bull on a Mexican beach because she just couldn't let her tote bag go. Go to GhostBed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRIN…
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GameStop and AMC are soaring back to the moon three years after stonks first took off, Papa John declares that the real racists are the people who replaced him with Shay, Shane Gillis predicted Drake’s downfall five years ago, and a survivor of the Rainey Street Ripper may be the key to his capture. Go to GhostBed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINK…
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Jerry Seinfeld is out of f*cks to give on his press tour for his new Poptart movie, Ryan Murphy cast Travis Kelce and Kim Kardashian in his new show, a pack of feral dogs were caught on video attacking a man in Philadelphia, and a 32-year-old woman in Boston was caught pretending to be a teenager at an area high school. Go to GhostBed.com/drinkinbr…
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The Drake v. Kendrick Lamar rap beef is the best beef since the 90s — especially since someone shot up Drake’s house, a Wisconsin teacher was caught making out with a FIFTH GRADER, the Roast of Tom Brady was as savage as it was hilarious, and Britney Spears is still doing insane things. Go to GhostBed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 50…
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Enter the world of Magic Island (1995) where you will find pirates, buccaneers, mermaids, pizza trees, giant living stone statues, and bubblegum-chewing sand sharks. The limits of Magic Island end with your imagination. Invasion of the Remake takes up the challenge to recreate Magic Island with new ideas, a new cast, and a whole lot more crazy. You…
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Ross, Jessie, and the producers run through Nickelback’s greatest hits to decide whether or not Nickelback is a good band or deserving of their meme status. Go to GhostBed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 50% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, Pillows & More) – plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in America. SUBSC…
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Britney Spears is quickly spiraling and losing all her money but will she get put back into conservatorship? Plus the college campus anti-Israel protests are getting wilder by the day, and a safari is treated to two lions doin’ it on the roof of their vehicle. Go to GhostBed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 50% off EVERYTHING (Mattresse…
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Harvey Weinstein has had his New York conviction overturned thanks to his prosecutors and judge being incompetent, Baby Reindeer is the hot new show on streaming and it is allegedly pretty GRAPHIC in the s*x department, King Charles gives new weird titles to his family, and people who play with bear cubs deserve to get eaten. Go to GhostBed.com/dri…
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Alec Baldwin punched a woman filming and harassing him in a coffee shop — and we’re cool with it, Ross got blocked on Twitter by Steve Martin, Taylor Swift’s new album The Tortured Poets Department was pretty whatever, and there may be a break in the Rainey Street Ripper case. Go to GhostBed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 50% off EVER…
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Welcome to the Road House (1989 vs 2024) where the booze is cheap and the fights are brutal. Join Invasion of the Remake podcast as we compare the classic Patrick Swayze film to the Jake Gyllenhaal starring remake in a ring-a-ding-dong-dandy of a fight on this week's episode! Support independent podcasts like ours by telling your friends and family…
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🚨🚨EMERGENCY EPISODE!!!! RED LOBSTER HAS FILED FOR CHAPTER 11 BANKRUPTCY. JOE BIDEN IS SLOWLY TAKING AWAY EVERYTHING BLACK PEOPLE LOVE... AND POOR WHITES. Ross rages against the downfall of the finest seafood restaurant in United States history. This is Joe Biden's America folks. RIP Cheddar Bay biscuits. Buy Our 8% ABV Hard AF Seltzer here: www.har…
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Jessie Wiseman has her very own feed for her new podcast Crime Corner! Download and Subscribe here: ITUNES: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/crime-corner-with-jessie-wiseman/id1736949210 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/6AZoOEtZK0wb7o2PpVvNTk Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: expressvpn.com/nooners * Check out Liquid IV and use my c…
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Taylor Swift’s new album The Tortured Poets Society drops TONIGHT, Leonardo DiCaprio is set to play Frank Sinatra in a Martin Scorsese biopic, and a Brazilian woman took her extremely dead uncle into a bank and tried to take out a loan in his name. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros’ new HardAF Seltzer …
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Coachella is underway but apparently it ain't what it used to be even though huge celebs like Taylor Swift and Jeff Bezos showed up, Caitlin Clark was taken number one overall in the WNBA draft and will make about the same amount of money as a teacher, and forget the Rainey Street Ripper some sicko is killing dogs in Austin. Go to GhostBed.com/drin…
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Since the boys are in Georgia doing "golf stuff" Jessie decided to take over Ross Patterson Revolution and make everyone listen to her own show, Jessie Wiseman's Crime Corner. Our Sponsors: * Check out Express VPN: expressvpn.com/nooners * Check out Liquid IV and use my code NOONERS for a great deal: www.liquid-iv.com * Check out Shopify: shopify.c…
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We FINALLY pay tribute to Lou Gossett Jr. by playing his best speeches from Iron Eagle and An Officer and a Gentleman, plus we break down the year 2004 in comedy films — and how absolutely loaded it was. Go to GhostBed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 50% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, Pillows & More) – plus a 101 Night Sl…
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A veteran visiting an old friend goes to war with a biker gang intent on destroying a small town in Savage Dawn (1985). Join Invasion of the Remake as we rev up the engines for an 80s style beat down and remake Savage Dawn! Support independent podcasts like ours by telling your friends and family how to find us at places like Apple Podcasts, iTunes…
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Rebel Wilson's new book makes a lot of claims and accusations that range from unnecessary to apparently outright untruths (especially with regard to Sacha Baron Cohen), Cowboy Carter isn't really a country album but at least it's good (according to some of us), and a 79-year-old Minnesota woman was on a safari gone horribly wrong. Go to GhostBed.co…
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How do conjoined twins have sex? That’s the only question we care about as we break down what must go on in Abby and Brittany Hensel’s bedroom. Plus Gypsy Rose is single again, Jared Leto hosted Wheel of Fortune for April Fool’s Day, and a visitor to a Spanish national park is viciously mauled by a bull. Go to GhostBed.com/drinkinbros and use code …
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We run through Diddy's greatest hits before he's canceled for good and we can no longer listen to his music, some... graphic audio of Meek Mill and Diddy might have been leaked, and we try to predict who could get taken down next in this Diddy scandal -- Jay Z? Go to GhostBed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 50% off EVERYTHING (Mattress…
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Sean "Diddy" Combs is on the run from the law for drug and sex trafficking charges after the feds raided his homes, the lawsuits against Diddy are full of celebrity names and INSANE allegations, and the Nickelodeon documentary Quiet On Set was every bit as damning as it seemed. Plus we apologize to Kate Middleton for wildly speculating about whethe…
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This week Invasion of the Remake talks about beings with phenomenal cosmic powers in itty bitty living spaces and the legend of Aladdin (1992 vs 2019) and the genie of the lamp. Not even Jafar and Iago can stop us from comparing these two legendary Disney films in an episode that is ten thousand years in the making. Support independent podcasts lik…
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