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Ep23 - Politics and Poetry

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Charlie: Charlie decided he wanted to be a teacher, but he had never gotten a degree (probably because he still hasn't proven he isn't squirrels in a trench coat) and so had trouble securing a position. Then he found Prager University. They hired him without even checking under his trench coat! He began teaching the masses until he realized that global warming was about to turn his Oak tree home into beach front property. While considering the amazing financial benefits of owning beach front property, he remembered he can't swim and is terrified of crabs!!!! So he stopped making unaccredited 5 minute videos for Dennis Prager so he can join us to today.

Hyena: One time me an Hyena decided to be radical and watch some skateboarding. As we watched the 12 year old YouTube skateboards make us look like punks an old man burst into Hyena's apartment. "How dare they skate on public property the HEATHENS!" We were scared and not sure what to do. "Back in my day good kids didn't skizzy board or look at their phoney magoos!" The old man intensified until Hyena saved the day and turned on Fox News. Soon the man was subdued and calmly watching. Eventually he died in the chair and now Hyena's apartment is rent controlled from the tragedy.

Today we get political as we read the story "Twas the Day Before Easter" by Lance C. Then we do a good old dive into some Poetry!

Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com

Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com

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Guests:

Charlie: Charlie decided he wanted to be a teacher, but he had never gotten a degree (probably because he still hasn't proven he isn't squirrels in a trench coat) and so had trouble securing a position. Then he found Prager University. They hired him without even checking under his trench coat! He began teaching the masses until he realized that global warming was about to turn his Oak tree home into beach front property. While considering the amazing financial benefits of owning beach front property, he remembered he can't swim and is terrified of crabs!!!! So he stopped making unaccredited 5 minute videos for Dennis Prager so he can join us to today.

Hyena: One time me an Hyena decided to be radical and watch some skateboarding. As we watched the 12 year old YouTube skateboards make us look like punks an old man burst into Hyena's apartment. "How dare they skate on public property the HEATHENS!" We were scared and not sure what to do. "Back in my day good kids didn't skizzy board or look at their phoney magoos!" The old man intensified until Hyena saved the day and turned on Fox News. Soon the man was subdued and calmly watching. Eventually he died in the chair and now Hyena's apartment is rent controlled from the tragedy.

Today we get political as we read the story "Twas the Day Before Easter" by Lance C. Then we do a good old dive into some Poetry!

Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com

Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com

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