S2 EV: Lord Minimus the Hobbit

Dude, Did You Hear?

It is a Dark time for the Dudes. Andy has entered the final trial and runs into a real Joker who likes exposition. A LOT. While that monster gives Andy some answers he wasn't expecting, Andy and Dave need to talk about some pretty wild stuff. Like unexpected stone cold WWII heroes, murderous artificial intelligence and a train loaded with 10 million pounds of crap.... and it's not at a stadium in Cleveland.

Dave, obsessed with finding young Andy, has dispatched thousands of remote probes into the far reaches of space...

Oh, and would you idiots stop trying to take selfies and dying? It’s time we brought back our classic segment “Me, Myself and My Killfie.”

Set playback speed to 1 for a very special... Dude, Did You Hear? Time Stamps: 00:00-21:39 Intro/The Great Journey/We're back in business 21:39-30:42 Quickdraws 30:42-63:44 Dude, Did You Hear? 63:44-73:06 I Recommend 73:06-82:10 I Don't Recommend/Outro 83:06-92:29 Remix "Lord Betamaximus"/Outtakes/Behind the Scenes 93:01-94:08 [REDACTED TO EARS ONLY]

We’re drinking Moon Juice IPA from Sycamore Brewing and Stone Hop Revolver IPA from Stone Brewing loaded with HERKULES (which we’re assuming is a kind of hops). We don't know what kind of hop it is, we just know the sound it makes when it takes another man's life.

Quickdraws include: An A.I. that only thinks about murder (don't they all?), Russia being closer than you think, the inequality *flops self on ground in Oscar-worthy agony* of the World Cup, a fast food alligator incident, the origin of Nickelodeon, another insane case of stalking, and Adam Sandler sweeping an award ceremony.

A small town in Alabama found themselves in a really crappy situation. Literally. Dave becomes a reporter on the ground in the brown who nose exactly what is going down in the community.

Dave brings another set of Awesome dudes from history, this time featuring Sir Jeffery Hudson aka Lord Minimus. Pirates! Duels! Exile! Pies! Buggery! This story has it all.

Mr. Rogers saved the VCR (Video Cassette Recorder, for those of you under 25). It’s true! The Supreme Court said so. However, there’s no word on them weighing in on the mail fraud case brought forward by Mr. McFeely.

A hobo Welshman saved the Allies in WWII. What’s the crazy part of this story? He was dead.

Andy goes down a rabbit hole of weird state laws. No pen- err, pinball for minors in SC! No glue made out of skunks in OK! Don’t tread on us, bro.

Dave recommends the book 12 Rules for Life by Jordan Peterson. Check your political pre-conceived notions at the door and listen to some practical wisdom. Stand up straight with your damn shoulders back and stop blaming other people for your issues! Don't just read the rules, you need them exposited to adequately orient yourself, Lobster.

Want your kids to perform back-breaking tasks better? Andy recommends that you dress them like Batman! [insert wobbly slide whistle] Seriously. Do it. There’s evidence to support this and the world will be a better place. WHERE’S RACHEL?!?!?! Just don't force your kids into a cave with a shady eastern medicine chiropractor.... also try not to get murdered after going to the theatre, that causes other developmental issues.

Dave doesn’t recommend not having someone watch your back when running for local public office. (Dave also doesn't recommend double negatives...) Especially when you only need one vote to win. Literally, just a total vote tally of one... and you forget to vote for yourself. Sheesh. Could've won by a self-imposed landslide, Lisa!

Andy doesn’t recommend trying to take selfies with wild animals. Once again, the guys at DDYH need to remind you to STOP TAKING (DANGEROUS) SELFIES. Seriously, we’ve covered way too many of these on the show. Maybe consider Rule 3 and Make some friends who want the best for you, and won't let you take those selfies, vape, or send money to desperate deposed Nigerian princes....

Did you hear the Censor Chimp? He’s a new friend/ally that keeps us in line now that Sir Patrick Stewart isn’t around to be the manners police. He loves cigarettes, swearing, undersized bikes, and he'd like to share a few thoughts. ajklwaefl;kndfalnsdaflksdnvasdm,nva.s,dnvlakjshdfajklsd;falksjdfasefjka

He's still getting the typing thing down.

Dave and Andy also snuck in a brief Solo:A Star Wars Story Review somewhere... you gotta be sharp to catch it...

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