A Hairy Halo - WHITE LOTUS S3 eps 1 & 2

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It’s the very first episode of The Big Pitch with Jimmy Carr and our first guest is Phil Wang! And Phil’s subgenre is…This Place is Evil. We’re talking psychological torture, we’re talking gory death scenes, we’re talking Lorraine Kelly?! The Big Pitch with Jimmy Carr is a brand new comedy podcast where each week a different celebrity guest pitches an idea for a film based on one of the SUPER niche sub-genres on Netflix. From ‘Steamy Crime Movies from the 1970s’ to ‘Australian Dysfunctional Family Comedies Starring A Strong Female Lead’, our celebrity guests will pitch their wacky plot, their dream cast, the marketing stunts, and everything in between. By the end of every episode, Jimmy Carr, Comedian by night / “Netflix Executive” by day, will decide whether the pitch is greenlit or condemned to development hell! Listen on all podcast platforms and watch on the Netflix Is A Joke YouTube Channel . The Big Pitch is a co-production by Netflix and BBC Studios Audio. Jimmy Carr is an award-winning stand-up comedian and writer, touring his brand-new show JIMMY CARR: LAUGHS FUNNY throughout the USA from May to November this year, as well as across the UK and Europe, before hitting Australia and New Zealand in early 2026. All info and tickets for the tour are available at JIMMYCARR.COM Production Coordinator: Becky Carewe-Jeffries Production Manager: Mabel Finnegan-Wright Editor: Stuart Reid Producer: Pete Strauss Executive Producer: Richard Morris Executive Producers for Netflix: Kathryn Huyghue, Erica Brady, and David Markowitz Set Design: Helen Coyston Studios: Tower Bridge Studios Make Up: Samantha Coughlan Cameras: Daniel Spencer Sound: Charlie Emery Branding: Tim Lane Photography: James Hole…

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A Hairy Halo - WHITE LOTUS S3 eps 1 & 2

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Arriving Whilst Benchpressing 50:53

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Not a Trojan Octopus 48:26

17 days ago48:26

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Hi HOOOOOOOO! Sara makes a rod to beat her own back and hands it over to Geoff. Plus Kieran Culkin, Phoebe W. B., Tracey Morgan, an octopus, a full-throated apology and - if you can possibly believe it - more! Fill! That! Inbox! fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com Support us financially, Sara's hair needs a keratin treatment, she can't survive summer without it: patreon.com/theyliketowatch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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Gen X Gentle 51:32

23 days ago51:32

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Hello babies, come suckle on our pod-teat. Here's this week's nutrition... A birthday debrief for Sara (including a romantic graveyard stroll), before we get into this week's viewing, which includes: 1. Dicky piccies. 2. If Denmark was gone, would you miss it? 3. Tina Fey's new thing. And your darling contributions, which elevate the whole affair. Let's touch souls: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com Make it rain: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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Strong Like Bull, But Dainty 53:44

30 days ago53:44

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5 weeks ago43:37

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Geoff has had a birthday AND sulphuric burps! What a week! We go deep on - into? - Black Mirror, plus Sara's Everst fixation returns, and Geoff betrays his wife with his love of Ramy Youssef. Geoff loves Ramy! Jesse D. Armstrong loves Ramy! EVERYONE LOVES RAMY, WE GET IT! Write to us with messages of love, Sara needs it hundy p after her difficult week of everyone loving Ramy Youssef: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com Support us! Sara wants a new couch! patreon.com/theyliketowatch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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This Week's Episode Coming Thursday 2:05

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Classic Moguls v Gentle Moguls 49:06

6 weeks ago49:06

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This week, Sara's acolytes defend her honour, plus a lone wolf speaks out - speaks truth - to power. To the power. Of a butt. We watch Seth Rogen's new show The Studio, and we open our chakras to the feedback on our feedback on The White Lotus. Write to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com Help Sara buy new Birkenstocks and enjoy our show ad free! patreon.com/theyliketowatch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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7 weeks ago47:40

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We're baaaaack! What a pleasure for you, for the larger galaxy. Us? We're just happy to be at the table. SPOILER ALERT: We go *big* on finale of The White Lotus, the return of the Quick-Watch, and Sara stumbles upon one of life's big questions in a crowded coffee shop near Angel tube station. Tell us about the time you had to sleep in a tiny box with no air-conditioning and a stained mattress. Or anything: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com Support us financially we're going ad-free because we're nothing if not in-step with the podcasting times! Don't wire it, PayPal, Zelle or CashApp, go here: patreon.com/theyliketowatch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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RE: Fresh 6:17

8 weeks ago6:17

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Hello, darling babies. We would never abandon you*. We're just taking a moment to figure out how to keep you nourished now that the Jesse Armstrong rewatch is over. Press play, and listen to us talk through that, including an *incredibly* laboured sandwich metaphor. Email us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com Patreon (revamp INCOMING): https://www.patreon.com/c/THEYLIKETOWATCH * There are circumstances of either extremely good or extremely bad fortune in which we'd abandon you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E10: This Is Not for Tears 51:10

10 weeks ago51:10

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If it is to be said, so it be... so it is. Welcome aboard, we're about to do the knock and invite Jesse up to our cabin for the full dirty on the season two finale, ‘This Is Not For Tears’ - does he have the vim, though? Are his toenails aesthetically pleasing? How many severed d**ks could he fit into his B-bag? And does he wonder if the sad he'd be without us would be less than the sad he gets from being with us? How much those of us who watched his show bear responsibility is for another day. But this is the day his reign ends. * If we come through this, is there a thing where we like talk to each other about stuff normally? fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com * Put in ten bil. Laird can put together the rest, and the exit horizon's like six years: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH * The show's brilliant. Who cares what some... old white dude from The New York Times says? https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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Biggleton/Adolescence 43:36

10 weeks ago43:36

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What is the difference - is there a difference - between a generic bout of bad breath and simply stinking of a single food item? How offensive can we get when discussing the elderly? Especially given it's a demographic far closer to either of us than, say, youth. All this and more thanks to a single visit to a National Trust property. Plus we talk about Jack Thorne & Stephen Graham's new show Adolescence, which is truly a masterpiece, and we are VERY SERIOUS about it because being flippant felt weird. See Sara NEXT WEEK at Soho Theatre: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Write to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com Support us financially, Sara needs to see this new podiatrist and SHE will tell her she needs new shoes: patreon.com/theyliketowatch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E09: DC 44:15

11 weeks ago44:15

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We welcome everyone to today’s hearing, where Jesse Armstrong will be facing scutiny on the penultimate episode of season two. Is he unusually subject to the vicissitudes of public opinion? Do the phrases "human furniture" or "footstooling" mean anything to him? And is he now - or has he ever been - a member of the Cruise Dirty Sеxf**k Cover-up Party? So: Go hard. Go fast. Go - ya lovely bastards! Send us the same email 67 times: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com Give us incentives to enhance optimal performance: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH Just remember, it is not a courthouse, it is a stage: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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UPVC Double Glazing and a Palm Tree 38:35

11 weeks ago38:35

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Sara, a noble lioness, encounters another noble lioness on the karaoke plains of north-east London. Who survives the battle? And who's still using aerosol deodorant? Big questions, as usual, plus we watch the new Kate Hudson/Mindy Kaling project. See Sara at Soho Theatre later this month: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Write to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com Go against the grain and join the Patreon WE STILL NEED YOUR MONEY: patreon.com/theyliketowatch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E08: Dundee 51:35

12 weeks ago51:35

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Dundee in the motherf**king house! This week, Jesse talks us through Logan's homecoming episode. Is $5.29 an unreasonable price for a bag of gypsum? How would he feel about squatting over a storm drain? And has he ever seen a mistle thrush by the bandstand? Okay everybody: Bright eyes and let's see those chompers! * I could see us collaborating: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com * Listen, a few financial worries are starting to bubble... chat: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH * So, we've got this opportunity for you to become involved financially in Sara's show, which I don't know if you've been hearing, but the buzz is excellent: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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The Angriest Cheerleader 43:26

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Missing muffs and erotic food intake. Sara's tough-but-fair takedown by a barfly. Hate-mail! Plus "SNL: Beyond Saturday Night" and acceptable stoniness of face. See Sara at Soho Theatre later this month: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Write to us, we want a luscious inbox: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com Join the Patreon if you truly care: patreon.com/theyliketowatch Edited by the ageless Annabel Port. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E07: Return 49:39

13 weeks ago49:39

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We're back with Jesse Armstrong to digest the bolus of gubbins that is season two, episode seven, 'Return'. Did he get jerked off by his personal trainer at the end of sessions? Is he aware of any document destruction that may hinder our enquiries? Might it be better to do it over an egg? We're hunkering, let's get down to it! * Give us an in-tray the size of argentina: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com * Pay for someone to touch Sara's head: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH * See Sara's stand-up show, 'Anything For You' at the Soho Theatre - it's a rich gumbo of ideas and buzz words: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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A Hairy Halo - WHITE LOTUS S3 eps 1 & 2 37:22

13 weeks ago37:22

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We're here, we're back, we hope we're worth the wait. Geoff shares a tender touch with a child. Sara wishes for a tender touch with her cousin Michael DiFiori. Plus, The White Lotus, Season 3. Sorry to get all "Love, Actually" with Parker Posey, but: to us, she is perfect. Go see Sara at Soho Theatre in March: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Write to us, we need you: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com Patreon us, eventually we'll want to spring for those movers who pack everything in to boxes for us: patreon.com/theyliketowatch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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SERVICE SCHEDULE DISRUPTION 1:48

14 weeks ago1:48

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Hello, all our babies. Sometime plans go awry. Here's what's happening: This Weds: The next TLTW episode - The White Lotus! Fri: The 'Succession' rewatch with Jesse Armstrong continues, a week later than planned. Go and feel your feelings, and remember mommy and daddy love you xxxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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The Allure of Coffee Enemas and/or Ian Rubenstein 36:06

14 weeks ago36:06

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Guys - you've been warned - we're getting philosophical this week. Big questions get asked, for example: if your dog craps in your garden how quickly do you clean it up? Also we were inundated with emails about Apple Cider Vinegar, so we talk through that but don't you worry, we'll get deep deep with White Lotus soon enough. See Sara at London's Soho theatre at the end of March: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Write to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com Support us financially for chillbains, new sofas, the works: patreon.com/theyliketowatch Edited by the soon-to-be quinquagenarian, Naughty E. Porty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E06: Argestes 49:41

15 weeks ago49:41

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Put on your puffy vest and pristine hiking boots and please give a warm Argestes welcome to Jesse Armstrong (he’s exceedingly easy to get.) If we got kissy, might he share plot details of ‘Frat Baby 2’? Could a Cobb salad ever be worth $75? And would he like an Advil and a handjob? It’s a culture hike, and we’re listening quite aggressively. We hear for you: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com We’re a big fan of, uh.. all your money: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH How is this entertainment? https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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I Could Have Been a QVC Star 37:52

15 weeks ago37:52

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( sung) What have you done for us lately? Ooo ooo ooo ooo yeah. There was an incident at a high-end deli that changed everything, and Sara contemplates wearing a cummerbund to hide her midriff. Also: Hacks. Is is possible the most lovable part of that show is the font? See Sara at SoHo Theatre: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Send us your thoughts, we want a luscious inbox: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com Support us financially, we beg you. Sara found a good podiatrist: patreon.com/theyliketowatch Edited by almost birthday gal: Annabel Emily P. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E05: Tern Haven 59:40

16 weeks ago59:40

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Come, come homeward. Promises to keep, and miles to go before we sleep... This week, we're talking Tern Haven with Jesse over a round of Hank Pierce's Break-bumpers. We’re kind of like eunuch besties. Can he recommend anything that Oprah isn’t pushing? Does he object to being fumbled by the invisible hand of the market, like a prim little matron? And does he kneel before His Majesty, the spinach? He'd better start speechifying, or we'll send him into the bathroom, and he will stay there until we have answers. (Or until he’s done something with himself.) Share your gossip, investments, art, movies, tittle-tattle, wider cultural interests: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com Shove a bar of gold down our throat: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH Fancy a little after-dinner stargaze? https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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A Low IQ By Human Standards 36:34

16 weeks ago36:34

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If we don't do it, who will? Who will ask the big questions? Who will travel to the dangerous corners? FireCrotch and Normcore, that's who! FireCrotch & Normcore are... who? This week we address whether your clothes are mandatory for your child's playdate. It inches us toward divorce but we do it anyway. Because of bravery. Also: High Potential on Disney+ - it's not about drugs! - as well as a very strong email game from all you cutie cuties. See Sara in March at Soho Theatre: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Write to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com Support Sara's medical team: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH Edited by young blood Annabel E. Port Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E04: Safe Room 47:34

17 weeks ago47:34

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We hole up with Succession’s showrunner and involve him in our disgusting little stratagems, as we dig into Safe Room , written by Georgia Pritchett. Is he being stymied by a variety of enemies who are envious of his talents? Was he interested in politics from a young age? And is he allowed to just say numbers? Leave us on your pillow and hear our brilliance cascading. Keep close: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com Give us a donor boner: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH Buy Succession - The Scripts: https://www.faber.co.uk/product-category/non-fiction/film/screenplays/succession-the-scripts/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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Big Boys Don't Have Outies 39:33

17 weeks ago39:33

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( sung) Getting to know you, getting to know all about you. It was so wonderful getting to know so many of you at the live show! My god did we love it. Thank you for dressing so nicely and cool-y, the lot of you. We felt like Arcade Fire. This week: smear tests, space for children, and Severance. Something for everyone really. Come see Sara at Soho Theatre in March: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Write to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com Join the Patreon! Sara needs a second opinion on her chilblains: patreon.com/theyliketowatch Edited by Annabel Emily P, whose superb substack is: https://annabelport.substack.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E03: Hunting 26:36

18 weeks ago26:36

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Musicians? Pianissimo! Time for a game of Boar on the Floor. Will Jesse oink for his sausage? Who's his most pointy-headed f*ck? Does he hyper-decant? And is Ratf*cker Sam misunderstood? Our question to J. Armstrong is: Do you want to present your side, or are you happy for everyone else to tell their version? *** Sara is convalescing ahead of our live show, so this is just the Jesse interview. There'll be a do-over at some point. *** Email us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com Support us: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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Prognosis 1:36

18 weeks ago1:36

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If you don't have one minute and thirty seconds to listen to this: Geoff's ill, so no TLTW pod this week, but we should be okay for the Succession rewatch and the live show. Bye! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E02: Vaulter 43:10

19 weeks ago43:10

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What's poppin', cum-dump? Jesse's back for din-dins with Firecrotch and Normcore, and a salty reframe of season two, episode two, 'Vaulter'. We do not want an adversarial situation here. We need the full, fiber-optic, clear-channel sh*t: We need to find to find the extraneous Danish. What constitutes an agricultural walk? How many skulls is a lot of skulls? Does he want some hand gel? A banana and a nap? And what if a good person ran WayStar? How's that for a carrot? Let's just hope that there's no... weirdness with our fuzzy boundaries, right? Empty the contents of your scrotum at our feet: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com Save us from having to give nickel hand jobs under a bridge: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH Why don't you come in and spend the day with us? https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/they-like-to-watch-live-25th-jan-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202501251500/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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I Saw Tom Bosley From Afar 36:42

19 weeks ago36:42

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If you wanna be our lover, you have to shower us in compliments. Sara's unlikely, mid-90s interlude with the King of Daytime Telly, Geoff asks what - in 2025 - is the deal with cigars? AND one backstreet podiatrist. COME SEE US LIVE ON 25TH JANUARY to assess Sara's finger or toe, your kink depending: https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/they-like-to-watch-live-25th-jan-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202501251500/ Write to us, fill up that inbox: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com GIVE US YOUR MONEY! Who else will finance the visits to the backstreet podiatrist: patreon.com/theyliketowatch Edited by darling girl, Annabel Emily Port: Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E01: The Summer Palace 53:21

20 weeks ago53:21