Last Orders: It's a Wonderful Knife

Hallmark of Greatness

As a Christmas treat to ourselves we decided to cover a film that should be terrible but is surprisingly great with 2023s Its a Wonderful Knife. Its not just a terrible pun!

We would also like to say thank you to everyone who has listened, shared or helped us out in any way this year. It's been tough but we made it to the end.

We also know that Christmas is a rough time of year for a lot of people and so if you are feeling low or whatever just know that there are services out there that can help you, not just at this time of year but whenever you need them.

Samaritans Open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year

Call: 116 123

Papyrus

Hopeline UK for children and young people under the age of 35 who are experiencing thoughts of suicide and anyone concerned that a young person could be thinking about suicide.

Call: 0800 068 4141

Calm Open 5pm – Midnight every day

Call: 0800 58 58 58

Shout Crisis Text Service

A free confidential number you can text any time – day or night. Text SHOUT to 85258 to get text support

Switchboard – LGBT+ Helpline

Call: 0300 330 0630

Open 10:00 – 22:00 every day

Or if none of that appeals and you just want to talk bollocks with some idiots, both ours and Marks twitter DMS and stuff will be open so get us on there.

Have a Happy and safe Christmas you lovely lovely bastards