Ideas Start Here Episode 15: Swift Vaccination

Ideas Start Here

Bumper: Dale Dauten

Swift Vaccination: (parody lyrics by Jack and Sophie Mangan, music by Taylor Swift and whoever else co-writes her songs)

I don't vaccinate, got fever in my brain That's what people say, that's what people say My flu shots are up to date, I keep the flu away Despite what people say, despite what people say

But each flu season, Get shots for a good reason It's like I got this band-aid on my arm Saying it's gonna be alright

Cause the doctors gonna save, save, save, save, save And anti-vaxxers gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate And they’re gonna get the plague, plague, plague, plague, plague Vaccinate, I vaccinate Influenza's gonna break, break, break, break, break Procrastinators gonna wait, wait, wait, wait, wait But I won’t leave it up to fate, fate, fate, fate, fate Vaccinate, I vaccinate

I never miss a shot, My upper arm’s the spot And the mark you barely see, the mark that you don’t see I always wash my hands, every chance I can, But that won’t stop the flu alone, won’t stop the flu alone

And each flu season, Get shots for a good reason It's like I got this band-aid on my arm Saying it's gonna be alright

Cause the doctors gonna save, save, save, save, save And anti-vaxxers gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate And they’re gonna get the plague, plague, plague, plague, plague Vaccinate, I vaccinate Influenza's gonna break, break, break, break, break Procrastinators gonna wait, wait, wait, wait, wait And they’re gonna get the plague, plague, plague, plague, plague Vaccinate, I vaccinate

Hey, hey, hey! Just think while you've been getting down and out about the colds And dirty, dirty germs of the world you could've been getting safe from this sick sneeze My old man with his swollen glands, He's like, “oh achoo”, so I'm gonna be safe And to the fella over there with the crusty nose hair Won't you stay over there, and inoculate.

Ooh, looks like you got the flu Looks like you got the flu Looks like you just got the flu Looks like you just got the - Ooh, looks like you got the flu Looks like you got the flu Looks like you just got the flu Looks like you just got the flu I trust nobody and nobody trusts me ‘Cause no one gets vaccinated I trust nobody and nobody trusts me

‘Cause anyone could have influenza Cause the doctors gonna save, save, save, save, save And anti-vaxxers gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate And they’re gonna get the plague, plague, plague, plague, plague Vaccinate, I vaccinate Influenza's gonna break, break, break, break, break Procrastinators gonna wait, wait, wait, wait, wait And they’re gonna get the plague, plague, plague, plague, plague I vaccinate, I vaccinate - Bumper music by Jack Mangan Theme music by STC