Kagro in the Morning - August 13, 2024

Kagro in the Morning

Thank you and congratulations to David Waldman and Justice Putnam with Netroots Radio, for their uninterrupted years of streaming with 0 days of massive DDOS attacks.

Donald Trump and Elon Musk could not have possibly imagined their interview working any differently to how it did... X has more bugs than a bayou, while decompensating weirdo Trump hasn’t had any new to say for months. Combining the two ended up creating a Dunning-Kruger singularity which swallowed up their colossal egos for almost an hour.

Tragically, both escaped. As usual Elon’s billions cushioned the blow for him, but for racist daffy duck Donald, it could be the beginning of the end… even maybe finally the end of the end. Whichever it is, don’t look to Politico, The New York Times or The Washington Post to tell you. They know but aren’t saying. After all, they’ve heard that Trump is suing the Department of Justice for $100 million claiming political persecution for the 2022 Mar-a-Lago raid, which is stupid, unless he’s elected, and then everything will be stupid.

One-fifth of University of Florida professors were pushed out before tenure, saving the university untold millions of dollars, which coincidentally was just the amount UF president Ben Sasse wrote on his checks to Gop allies.

Joan McCarter is back, and sunnier than ever. Kamala Harris keeps making more sense to sensible voters, while Gops and Magas keep discovering new ways to ruin their own lives. Of course, it helps that the real troublemakers are out on vacation.