Kagro in the Morning - August 7, 2024

Kagro in the Morning

David Waldman and Greg Dworkin, “Deadpool and Wolverine” of the KITM Cinematic Universe, are paired up once again on our Wednesday show.

It’s Balz to the Walz for the next 90 days, and Tim Walz showed he has what it takes in his first campaign speech yesterday. Tim is the happy warrior Kamala wanted and we all need. Walz is not perfect, however. Tim Walz spent only 24 years in the armed services, from private to command sergeant major. In his 18 years of public service, Governor Walz never once reached a 100% approval rate. Republican operatives are salivating at the chance to talk hardcore policy with their MAGA voters.

Josh Shapiro will not be running for VP, angering no one more than the Gops who do their opposition research on Stormfront.

Now that the race is set, Donald Trump can clinch the vote by showing how really cool and hip and fun and not at all weird that he and MAGA truly are. For instance, did you know that Donald is Dennis Quaid’s asshole? That would make J.D. Vonce (pronounced “puhts”) Dennis Quaid’s taint, although you might guess otherwise based on how tightly J.D.’s been attached to Kamala recently. Vonce’s texts with MAGA troll Charles C. Johnson show how both of them are Sofa King weird.