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This week, we conduct another AI test. Same as before, we fed it some questions from a Pink Floyd song and got... interesting... answers.

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Commentary Track/Movie Riff for Dawn of the Mummy (1981) 1:31:36

19 days ago1:31:36

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Hopefully will get this on our YouTube channel synced with the video soon.

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Trash for the Masses #19: Dawn of the Mummy (1981) 53:34

24 days ago53:34

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A generic mummy movie actually filmed in Egypt! Stars no one you'll recognize and features some of the worst acting in history. A real turd!

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Commentary/Movie Riff of Maximum Overdrive (1986) 1:35:48

5 weeks ago1:35:48

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It's a little late, but here's our commentary/movie riff of Stephen King's magnum opus, Maximum Overdrive. Currently available on Tubi and Prime.

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Trash for the Masses #18: Maximum Overdrive (1986) 54:17

7 weeks ago54:17

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We watch and review the 1986 film Maximum Overdrive, written AND directed by Stephen King. There's a reason King isn't known as a director.

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The Shining: Book vs Movie (With Binary System Podcast) 1:05:47

9 weeks ago1:05:47

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We welcome back Kathryn & Elizabeth from The Binary System Podcast for a discussion of Stephen King's book and Stanley Kubrick's movie, The Shining. Spoilers abound, so don't say we didn't warn you!

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Commentary/Movie Riff Track for The Messenger (1986) 1:34:41

11 weeks ago1:34:41

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Commentary/Movie Riff of The Messenger (1986)

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Trash for the Masses #17: The Messenger (1986) 55:39

12 weeks ago55:39

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We watch a 1986 "gem" starring and directed by b-movie icon Fred Williamson. Co-starring Cameron Mitchell and a bunch of people you've never heard of, this confusing mess of a film is a standard revenge action piece set in Italy and the US.

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Post Holidays Catch-up, Pt.2 43:29

14 weeks ago43:29

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Welcome to part 2 of our post holiday catch-up! In this episode, we discuss AI generated music, a handful of movies, rag on the Snow White remake, and discuss The Day the Clown Cried (bet you didn't see that coming!)

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PInk Floyd vs. ChatGPT 55:46

16 weeks ago55:46

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I asked ChatGPT some questions from a Pink Floyd song. It didn't go well.

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Post Holidays Catch Up, Pt. 1 26:02

17 weeks ago26:02

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For our first get together after the Holidays, we had an unscripted (i.e. rambling) discussion about whatever came to mind. Needless to say, it went on for awhile, so here's the first part where we discuss the movie Bad Boys, Sean Connery films, The Rock's Red One, our Christmas presents, Popeye, and more!…

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Elves Commentary/Movie Riff 1:29:01

20 weeks ago1:29:01

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Our first time watching this stinker! Experience the "joy" of the season. Watch the movie along with this on our YouTube channel: https://youtu.be/YE302Ucp1ls?si=xU_epAv28bfpqSh9

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Trash for the Masses #16: Elves (1989) 48:40

21 weeks ago48:40

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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone! Since it the season, we picked a Christmas themed movie to review. It's 1989's Elves, which stars Grizzly Adams himself, Dan Haggerty, and no one else you've ever heard of. It's about Nazi's trying to breed a race of super elves. I wish I was making that up.…

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Robowar Commentary Track 1:30:03

22 weeks ago1:30:03

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Our first reaction to watching the extravaganza that is Robowar!

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Trash for the Masses #15: Robowar (1988) 51:58

23 weeks ago51:58

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For this episode, we watched Robowar, a Predator/Robocop mashup with a dash of Rambo thrown in for good measure. Starring Big McLargehuge himself, Reb Brown, and a bunch of other people you've never heard of. Features machine guns being fire indiscriminately, lots of walking in the jungle, and a robot with a chicken foot on its head.…

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7 Days to Die (With a Detour Into Stephen King Books) 35:12

26 weeks ago35:12

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Chris & Nate discuss the zombie horror crafting game 7 Days To Die and take a quick tangent into Stephen King books.

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Commentary/Riff Track for Demon Wind (1989) 1:37:55

28 weeks ago1:37:55

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Halloween Trash For the Masses #14: Demon Wind (1990) 43:39

28 weeks ago43:39

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For our Halloween edition of Trash For the Masses, we watch and discuss an infamous Evil Dead ripoff from 1990 called Demon Wind. It stars no one you've ever heard of and it's main feature is confusion.

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The Deep Cuts Halloween Playlist 50:55

30 weeks ago50:55

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Tired of the hearing the same old spooky music at Halloween? We made a playlist of more obscure tracks to liven up your trick or treating! Listen along at: YouTube: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEUj-kefDUkLHymnBzyX2hOT7rMrNc3An&si=le1V8rEDJqiohDLr Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4VII1RKGoiCRO0MlSJgkym?si=-7akl5QdR0WHkjGOvPZ3og…

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A Deep Dive into Coherence (2013) 1:02:09

33 weeks ago1:02:09

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For our latest deep dive into a good movie, HAP picked 2013's Coherence. It's about a group of friends at a dinner party who experience strange things when a comet passes over. SPOILER WARNING: It's not possible to discuss this film without spoiling it. Go watch it if you're curious, then come to hear us talk about it. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2866360/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1…

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Movie Riff Track for Conquest (1983) 1:27:48

35 weeks ago1:27:48

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Trash for the Masses #13: Conquest (1983) 32:21

35 weeks ago32:21

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We're back from a brief, illness induced hiatus with a review of another bad movie, Lucio Fulchi's 1983 barbarian "epic", Conquest. Stars one of the scientists from MST3K's Werewolf (Wahrwulf) and features lots of smoke and walking. Oh, and giant Yorkshire terriers and boobs!

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What We've Been Watching 54:28

39 weeks ago54:28

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A free form discussion of movies we've been watching, a rant about some stuff we haven't, a brief talk about music.

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Entry Level Bad Movies 34:22

41 weeks ago34:22

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We have a discussion about which bad movies are good beginners for someone who might be curious about what to watch.

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Trash for the Masses #12: Tough Guys Don't Dance (1987) 53:54

43 weeks ago53:54

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Welcome back to Trash for the Masses! This time we take on 1987's "Tough Guys Don't Dance", starring Ryan O'Neal, Isabella Rossellini, Wings Hauser, and Lawrence Tierney. It was written and directed by Pulitzer Prize winning author Norman Mailer, who should have stuck to writing. Words cannot describe the incomprehensible plot and awkward dialog in this film! Also the source of the "OH GOD, OH MAN, OH GOD, OH MAN" meme. There will not be a commentary track for this one. Most of it was long stretches of silence followed by, "what is going on here" comments. We were completely at a loss for words at how bad this film was!…

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Classic MLCTF: Current events (in 2014), celebrities in surprising roles, and a review of “The Human Tornado” 57:26

45 weeks ago57:26

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Haven't had a chance to edit any of our recent recordings, so here's a classic episode from the first run of our podcast. It's from 2014 and we discuss then current events, celebrities in surprising roles, and review the Rudy Ray Moore magnum opus, The Human Tornado. This became the bad movie by which all other bad movies were judged!…

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A Deep Dive Into Chinatown (1974) with David Leninhawk 46:20

47 weeks ago46:20

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We welcome back David Leninhawk for a discussion of Roman Polanski's classic neo-noir, Chinatown. Starring Jack Nicholson, Faye Dunaway, and John Huston, this story of murder and corruption and in 1930's Los Angeles won the Oscar for Best Screenplay.

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Commentary Track for Three Kinds of Heat (1987) 1:27:48

49 weeks ago1:27:48

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What this synced with the movie at our YouTube channel! https://youtu.be/AkwWwL1y6vo?si=Lrs1-TgKcUwMx-4o

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The Hoff, Dudikoff, and The Paper Chase Guy #3: Three Kinds of Heat 39:38

50 weeks ago39:38

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Welcome to the conclusion of our The Hoff, Dudikoff, and the Paper Chase guy trilogy! Today, we watch and discuss Three Kinds of Heat, a 1987 turd from Cannon Films. Features Robert Ginty (The Paper Chase Guy, also the best actor in the film, believe it or not), two Doctor Who alums (Sylvester McCoy, the 7th Doctor, and Mary Tamm, the first Romana), one of the worst actresses we've ever seen in a movie, and racism. Oh, the racism!…

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Good Actors Who Make Bad Movies 37:49

1 year ago37:49