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Narcissists Talking

#Society #Cinema #Jason Iverson #Alaina Graupman

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Hitting plateaus is a common milestone in business, but there’s a difference between stability and a rut. In the last installment of this season, we’ll dive into the ways small business owners push beyond plateaus and find new ways to achieve revenue growth. Jannese and Austin wrap up their time in Nashville, Tennessee with a wonderful visit to N.B. Goods to speak with owner Camille Alston . Camille details the times where she hit a wall with profits, the strategies she implemented to increase revenue, what worked, what didn’t, and the important lessons she learned in the process. You won’t want to miss this informative final chapter! Learn more about how QuickBooks can help you grow your business: QuickBooks.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

14 days ago 1:26:35

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Legends, welcome back. Jason and Lainie have survived the weekend and are ready to report on White Lotus, Yellow Jackets, Coachella, and more pop culture fun. Before that happens they go IN on a Holy Week breakdown, followed by the 10 plagues of Egypt, followed by the 12 apostles. If you love the lord (or Lorde) this is a great ep for you. If not, they discuss Pretty Little Liars Spring, Selena Gomez’s new album, Alaina’s new fav show, The Studio, and clapping on airplanes.

Hope you enjoy!

Email Doubting George Glass at narcissiststalking@gmail.com to connect.

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Narcissists Talking

The Christian Episode

Narcissists Talking

published 14 days ago

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Hope you enjoy!

Email Doubting George Glass at narcissiststalking@gmail.com to connect.

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#Society #Cinema #Jason Iverson #Alaina Graupman

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"Pope Vert" 1:58:58

6 days ago1:58:58

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Welcome back Legends, or if you’re new, welcome Xenia. Jason and Lainie are fresh off a long weekend of fun, only to for it to end with Papa Francisco dying. There’s much to unpack there. They then go into Addison Rae, bar crawling, and Sinners, the best movie of the year (so far). Other topics include: Andor, Eternals, books we read in AP Lit, stray cats, Wuthering Heights, The Studio, f’ed peanut butter ratio, and two very different alarm routines. Alaina is still recovering from The Last of Us episode 2…….. what the freaking heck. Congratulations to the winner of the Lifetime Achievement Award for Excellence in Music! Email Doubting George Glass at narcissiststalking@gmail.com to connect or follow us on Instagram @narcissiststalking…

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“Boy Bullets at the Girl Gun Store (BBATGGS)" 1:37:34

22 days ago1:37:34

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Legends, welcome to Narcissists Talking with Jason and Lainie (she’s rebranding). This week the Narcissists talk about absolutely nothing and it’s fun! Lots of music this ep. Jason shares his amazing party ideas. They open mail. It’s incredible how things happen. We hope you enjoy Miss Saigon, Americana marches, Into the Woods, our future biopic music, and the color blue. Xoxo!! Email George Glass at narcissiststalking@gmail.com to connect.…

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Operation Italy, Year of the Clock 2:08:44

28 days ago2:08:44

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Ciao, Legends! The narcissists are BACK after Jason’s European adventure. Time to catch up! They go through all the TV shows they’ve seen: White Lotus, Bachelor, Survivor, Severance, and Yellowjackets. Other topics include the new Hunger Games book, Life of Pi, Mayhem, Chase Icon, Wings, Mickey 17, Thunderhead, and “The Year of Clocking.” Lots of music in this ep, some new favs, most Italian bangers. They also open a lovely letter from Lauren S. Enjoy the yapping!…

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"Red Delicious, K*ll Yourself" 1:39:16

8 weeks ago1:39:16

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Legends, welcome back. Or if this is your first time with the narcissists… dear god. Today Jason and Lainie (she’s trying to go by Lainie, but Jason is refusing) have lots to cover. They chat Oscars, recent movies (Flow, Nickel Boys, A Complete Unknown) and the million of TV shows on right now. Jason explains BlackPink lore, they decide who has to shave their head, and play their favorite Disney songs *not cringe*. Lainie rants about Onyx Storm. Jason read mail. They talk Wicked Part 2 predictions— lots of good stuff y’all! Email the George Glass at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments.…

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2024 Narcissist Talking Legend Awards Ceremony 42:15

8 weeks ago42:15

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It’s Hollywood’s biggest night! Welcome to the 2024 Narcissist Talking Legend Award Ceremony, hosted by esteemed narcissists Jason and Alaina. The results are in! Will your favorite snatch a coveted NTLA? Probably! Email the narcissists at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments.

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"Fridays Are For Clenching" 1:41:43

9 weeks ago1:41:43

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As RuPaul says, “Hello, hello, hello,” legends! Jason and Alaina are reunited at last. There are a million shows out right now that they are watching like Love is Blind, Severance, Yellowjackets, White Lotus, & the Traitors. They also talk at length about alligators/crocodiles. Other topics include: burnt toast, bushel as a measure, foaming from the mouth, first day of the week, the witch's rap, Depop, and “the implications.” See you next week for the NTLAs! Email the narcissists at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments.…

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The Nacho Episode 1:41:53

12 weeks ago1:41:53

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Hey, Legends. Alaina and Jason are back in the studio, delivering high-caliber nachos once again. They recap the Grammys, a Star Wars Burlesque show, and read emails, before getting into their long promised Exploration: Live segment, where surprise, they are very funny and clever. Other topics include: Lady Gaga’s return, the term “nachos,” Alaina’s pottery prowess, Tayvis engagement, yacht rock, and elevator etiquette. Please submit your submissions to the NTLAs, as Jason and Alaina will host the ceremony as soon as they return from The Amazing Race. Don’t forget to vote down below! 2024 NTLA Academy Voter Link…

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"Double Double Toilet Trouble" 1:46:44

12 weeks ago1:46:44

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Hey, beautiful Legends! Welcome back to Narcissists Talking with Jason and Alaina. Today they cover the Oscars nominations and all the controversies surrounding it. Other topics include: their trip to NYC, Romeo & Juliet, Exploration Live: Live Show, Parade, Dìdi, The Wild Robot, The Brutalist, and The Jungle Book. They also chat Traitors, Matt James tomfoolery, Alaina’s toilet exploding, vlogger playlists, and how to pronounce “azure.” Don’t forget to vote down below! 2024 NTLA Academy Voter Link Email our publicist, Leslie, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments. Big shout out to George Glass for editing out Alaina’s phone call with her coworker.…

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NTLA Nomination Ceremony + After-party 46:25

14 weeks ago46:25

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Welcome to the second annual Narcissist Talking Legend Award Nomination Ceremony with your hosts, Jason and Alaina. It’s Hollywood’s biggest night! Unlike the Emmys, Grammys, MTV Awards, Teen Choice Awards, Oscars, and the National Dog Show, the NTLA is the only award worth getting. Congrats to those lucky enough to receive a nomination! Because the narcissists are narcissists and can’t resist more time on the mic, they also chat The Traitors and open mail very briefly at the after-party. Vote down below! Make your voice heard! 2024 NTLA Academy Voter Link…

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"Raising Our Ya Ya Yas Into the Wee Hours" 1:29:13

16 weeks ago1:29:13

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Welcome to 2025, Legends! The Narcissists (Jason and Alaina btw) are loving this year so much. Lots of good culture already! They discuss Babygirl, Nosferatu, Drag Race and share New Year’s resolutions. Then they go into their “ins and outs” for 2025. Other topics include: their Golden Globes Kylie Jenner pregnancy debut prediction, Jason’s connections to the mob, Julia Louis-Dreyfus family history, fleece leggings, and best fabrics to use when grouting a Turkish mosaic lamp. Get your NTLAS nominations in by Thursday! And apologies for no mail time this week George Glass forgot to remind us.…

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“Correct Until Proven Incorrect” 1:36:51

17 weeks ago1:36:51

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Hello legends. Hope you had a good 2024! The Narcissists, Jason and Alaina, had a blast! Today they recap the predictions they made for the year, and share what 2025 surely has in store. They also spill their top 10 films of the years, as well as chat culture. Topics include: Squid Games 2, popcorn butter hacks, Jason’s duvet cover, Dune Prophecy, Man on the Inside, and Tally the Elf updates. Thanks for another fun year! Remember to submit your nominations for the NTLAS ASAP! Email our publicist, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments.…

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"#epicchristmas" 2:13:45

18 weeks ago2:13:45

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Happy holiday, legends! Welcome to the Narcissists’ official Christmas episode. This year they are ranking the top 12 Christmas songs. And of course they couldn’t pick 12, so they created an entire Xmas playlist for you to enjoy, check the link below. They open some mail, review a couple movies, sing songs, chat books — a joyous time was had by all! Narcissistmas Playlist 2024 NTLA Nomination Form Remember to submit your nominations for the NTLAS! Email our publicist, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments.…

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"Sh*t From a Butt" + 2024 NTLA Category Announcement 1:44:23

19 weeks ago1:44:23

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Welcome, Legends, to the start of the NT award season! Narcissists, Alaina and Jason, take to the stage and announce the official categories for the 2024 Narcissists Talking Legend Awards AKA the NTLAs. Vote down below! They also talk about new movies they’ve seen (Queer, Interstellar, Gladiator 2, After Hours) and some shit from a butt (conveyor belts, Toy Story 2, train conductors, Phineas and Ferb, RHOSLC, Doechii, and Sisterhood.) Also please settle the argument: are farts funny? NTLA Nomination Submissions: https://forms.gle/nH7YgqUi4wPfdvwt8 Email our publicist, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments.…

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"A Controlled Goon" 1:50:10

20 weeks ago1:50:10

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Legends, sit back and relax, while the narcissists guide you through new and exciting culture. After running into Timotheé Chalamet, Jason and Alaina are scrambling to know where to go from here. Lots of movies this week (Gladiator 2, Y2K, Hundreds of Beavers, Umbrellas of Cherbourg, and more) as well as musicals (Les Mis, Great Comet). Other topics include: vibrato envy, Alaina’s trombone fiasco, and, of course, Bald Ann Dowd. See you next week for the NTLAS! Or else yell at us! Email our publicist, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments.…

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"Time Flies When You’re Sticky" w/ Jenna and Brother Adam 2:31:40

21 weeks ago2:31:40

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Goonhive, you’re in for a treat! The narcissists are joined by brother of the pod, Adam, and overall mother, Jenna, for a long awaited episode of FUN! This is the longest episode to date! The haters are seething rn… Topics include: Gopher football, rowing, types of boats, pirates benefits, Wicked, Breaking Bad, Megalopolis, Ambercrombie, Goodreads, movie musicals, Survivor, phone etiquette, and pickles. See y’all next week for the first part of the NTLAs awards! Also if you are TJ from Musical Bingo at TJ Hooligans you SUCK! And we hate you! Email our publicist, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments.…

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“The Kitchen Took a Slitch” 1:42:13

22 weeks ago1:42:13

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Legends, let us be glad! The narcissists are recapping Wicked and, spoiler alert, they loved it. This takes up most of the episode tbh. They also discuss the activating journey of watching Emilia Pérez. They look to the western sky about upcoming movies, discuss the symphony, the Marauders, simple machines, Dune Prophecy, and what they’re thankful for (all the legends out there!)…

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“Overdrafted on Vodka Cran" w/ Seth 2:12:59

23 weeks ago2:12:59

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Bello, legends. The Narcissists have had a great week filled with Alaina’s birthday celebrations. Speaking of birthdays, welcome fellow birthday boy, Seth Holland, to your ears! Boy oh boy do they get into it this week! Topics include: Obama-era clubbing music, sidebangs, German culture, popemobile suggestions, breakfast in Italy, People’s Sexiest Man Alive??, Mr Clean’s race, films: Gladiator, Joker, Alien, Napoleon, Anora, Vine compilations, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Elmo rights, Usher, Grammy album of the year predictions, slow walkers, and Rolland the farter Email our publicist, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments.…

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“Bon Qui Qui Did Numbers in Suburbia” 1:51:36

24 weeks ago1:51:36

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Good afternoon, Legends. Jason and Alaina have had the best week ever!!!! To celebrate, they discuss culture and a whole bunch of other shit. Topics include: Conclave, Grammy nominations, Halloween recap, swimming meets, Noirvember, snap streaks, banned books, New York Times Best Seller List, His Firl Friday, Mad TV, The Empire Strips Back, and favorite TikTokers. Stream Aquamarine by Addison Rae <3 Email our publicist, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments.…

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"There Was Nary a Canter" 1:54:43

25 weeks ago1:54:43

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BOO! Did you spook? If not, the narcissists are sure to frighten in this very special, bone-chilling Halloween episode. They’ve been devouring culture like the gluttons they are. Topics include: DWTS, Agatha All Along, The Substance, Only Murders in the Building, and new pop hits. Other spooks include: work kahoots, face skinny, LMFAO revival, Boba and Kiki, Elphaba riffs, Love it or List it, drowning at the dentist, braids dying, and People’s Sexiest blank. They also share some great Halloween costume ideas! Email our publicist, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments.…

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“If I Don’t Get the Tortellini, I’m Dead“ 1:24:47

27 weeks ago1:24:47

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Tell a friend to tell a friend the narcissists are back! They had a packed weekend lol and still have to send things into space! #booked They cover many topics as usual: Bossa nova Sundays, Dogs Playing Poker, Disney honeymooners, Agatha All Along, Jason’s familial connections to the mob, Andrew Garfield, the history of dance, and buff Sydney Sweeney. Email our publicist, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments. No ads this week, legends, as our sponsor was playing pickleball.…

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"Chekhov's Firemaking" 1:40:33

28 weeks ago1:40:33

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Welcome back, Ledglings! Jason and Alaina are reunited and have lots to yap about. They open mail and sponsor Erik calls in to give the narcissists a stern talking to -_- Then they tangent about fall ambiance on YouTube, West Side Story, Survivor updates, Jasons uncle’s ferrets, VBS, bedtime prayers, the rapture, performing spells on Alaina’s hot neighbor, BRAT album, Google photos gatekeeping, Spotify wrapped, and airplane beef. Also they discuss recent films: Mystic Pizza, Addams Family Values, Practical Magic, and Will & Harper. Email our publicist, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments and snide remarks.…

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“Mama, There’s a Goblin King Behind You” 1:26:46

29 weeks ago1:26:46

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Lock in Legends because Narcissists, Jason and Alaina, are back with another episode of their hit podcast. Today they discuss their recent hiking journey, struggling with clocks, eating in the car, exotic themes for the silver screen, messy pranks, burger fools, and gay witches. They talk recent film and tv watches, open mail, and give their finale thoughts on Rings of Power! Open your ears and hearts now. Skip to (46:12) to avoid Rings of Power spoilers. Skip to (57:00) to avoid Wicked spoilers. Also! Don’t forget to send in your recommendations for the official Narcissists Talking Golden Record, which we will send into space later this month. Email our publicist, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments and snide remarks.…

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"Narcissists at Sea" 1:32:57

30 weeks ago1:32:57

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Legends, welcome back, and if you’re new... okay wow. Local narcissists, Jason and Alaina, woke up early to record this riveting episode. Topics include: glambot fails, fall book recommendations, current TV shows and movies, goblin origins, Sydney Dance Company performance of love lock, Babies at weddings, Sleep schedule hacks, Gracie Abram’s workout routine, and ropes. They also learn about the music Earth sent into space for the aliens to enjoy. Send in your thoughts, Legends! Email our publicist, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments and snide remarks.…

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"Mashallah, Meniscus" 1:59:42

32 weeks ago1:59:42

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Hey Pookies! Local Narcissists, Jason and Alaina, are mic’ed, young, and ready to stick handle the legends through the harrowing world of all things culture. Have no fear! This week’s topics include: mail time, phone in shower, DWTS, sport movies, SNL Host predictions, Sex and the City, baseball term list, the Emmys, Yankee Doodle Dandy lore, Insane elevator art, & their guiding star, Moo Deng. It’s also fall?? The narcissists are ready! Listen to find out what they have on their watch list…. Also we have our first ad! S/o to our sponsor, Erik Iverson. Please never stop budgeting! Link to skip the Sixth Sense spoilers: (58:23) Email our publicist, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments and snide remarks.…

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"The White Council" w/ Erik Iverson 2:12:35

33 weeks ago2:12:35

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Legends get ready to enter mental zone 5. Another guest?? Well, yes! Brother of the pod, Erik Iverson, is back as our first two-timer! Lots of yapping to me had on our ~government-funded~ podcast. *To avoid Rings of Power spoiler discussion skip to (1:09:38). Topics include: Alaina downloading Strava Erik’s new “outside clothes” Scaring kids Erik’s three words to describe himself Jason’s office jargon list Malaphor Letterboxed top 4 review Rings of power(!) SNL Dancing with the stars cast reveal Bachelorette finale review Yoga classes Macros on Microsoft SYTYCD Email our publicist, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments and snide remarks.…

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"Can I Defend Myself?" w/ Josh Gottschalk 2:14:40

34 weeks ago2:14:40

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Bello Legends! Sorry for the long time away. In true narcissist fashion, Alaina and Jason were delayed getting this podcast out, but this episode is worth the wait! They are joined by none other than the Worst Legend of the Year award recipient at the 2024 Narcissist Talking Legend Awards, Josh Gottschalk! Gottschalk couldn’t have been more grateful to be in the narcissist’s presence to discuss a litany of topics such as Lord of the Rings, recent Letterboxed activity, Disney adults, Beniffer divorce, Marcel the Shell, Blue Planet, homeschooling, Costco Guys, Popstar Academy, our fav new podcast and, of course, horses. Email our publicist, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments and snide remarks. Oh yeah, and give us five stars or else we’ll report you.…

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“Enhanced Fujita” 2:10:12

36 weeks ago2:10:12

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Bonsoir Legends! The narcissists have much to yap about as they’ve been separated from you for too long! Parting is such sweet sorrow. Today’s topics: HotD, Rings of Power, DC23, the Muppets, Halloween costume ideas, perpetual stew, video essays, chicken recipes and a big movie roundup, some new (It Ends with Us + drama), some old (The Outsiders, no drama). It’s also Jason’s birthday!! Wish him happy birthday or else we’ll rate you 0 stars. Email our publicist, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments but make sure it’s HIGH importance. Oh yeah, and give us five stars or else.…

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"Kelly Quickdraw" 1:53:08

38 weeks ago1:53:08

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Hello!! It’s Jason here. Currently traveling internationally and did not have time to write up the description. Releasing the episode now though, for you to enjoy! Apologies, again!

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“Rip Tofu and Wasabi” 2:10:05

39 weeks ago2:10:05

2:10:05

Hoody, Legends. Jace and Ali (s/o HotD) are here to deliver the good news. They have so much to talk about so LOCK IN. Alaina tells her tale of being TRAPPED in the airport for days, Jason reads out some mail, and they both are still screaming from the last HotD episode. Lots of movies to cover: Twisters, Longlegs, Roman Holiday, The Prestige, & Dunkirk. Other topics include: kidney shaped pools, ocean vs pool vs lake, VeggieTales Esther movie, the bachelorette, fav Mario kart runs, Love Island, national anthem riffs, new playlists, TS Deadpool rumors, and so much moreee. Email our publicist, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments but make sure it’s HIGH importance. Oh yeah, and give us five stars or else.…

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“Mescal Give Life, No Depréssión” 2:04:48

42 weeks ago2:04:48

2:04:48

So nice to see you, legends. Jason and Alaina are happy to be back on the mic spitting major bars post July 4th. They are huge into ~summer vibage~ and play some songs inspired by 2018 forgotten hits. They also discuss House of the Dragon, Charlotte the Stingray, Inside Out 2, Saturn returns, best Valley Fair rides, what Pixie we’d be, wedding entrances, & toilet seat heights. Finally, LILLIAN is back and makes an emotional plea…and we uncover George Glass’s dark secret…. Email our publicist, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments but make sure it’s HIGH importance.…

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“Girl-Kissing in Bridgerton 2k26” 1:43:37

43 weeks ago1:43:37

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Hey uglies (it’s Opposite Day.) Jason and Alaina have sooooo much to discuss after their big trip to da big apple. They deep dive into their experience at the Met, & seeing celebrities. Then they DON’T talk about The Jimmy Awards, HotD, cotton candy grapes, Katy Perry x Dr. Luke, influencers returning furniture, Bridgerton Finale, The Notebook, and butter on face (and oh yeah it’s Opposite Day.) Email our publicist, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all questions, comments, kisses, and insults.…

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One (1) Year Anniversary! A Year in Review 2:00:05

46 weeks ago2:00:05

2:00:05

Happy birthday legends! A year ago you were born. To celebrate, proud parents Jason and Alaina pulled together the top 53 most SHOCKING moments from the last year, as well as go over the best/worst episodes. They also just chit chat :) Topics include: how records work, The Traitors cast reveal, “skinny ninny Minnie summer,” party hat lore, pigeon pose, new Hunger Games book, IOS 18 upgrades, and new music releases (Brat and Please, Please, Please). Thank you for all the love over the past year! We love our lil podcast!!…

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“Love is love- NO!” 1:48:10

47 weeks ago1:48:10

1:48:10

Pop, six, squish, uh-oh, circero, AirPods. The Narcissists (lady slayers, Jason and Alaina) are both in the country, and both up to no good once again. Todays topics: Ship of Theseus, The Hobbit 2, X-Men ‘97, Survivor finale, super powers, James Dean hot??, kicking graves, “lobster tail,” Knives Out 3 and Traitors 3 casting, Iron Claw, and Jason’s fav Michael Jackson songs. S/o all our ancient voices!! WOO! WOO! WOO! Also if you are in concourse G look for Alaina’s AirPods!!!…

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"Psyop Summer" 1:41:44

49 weeks ago1:41:44

1:41:44

Hey legends -_- The narcissists are bbbback with another hit episode. Today’s “yip” topics: Rube Goldberg machines, escape rooms, Eartha Kits, the fable of Androcles and the Lion, egg toss at church picnics, breakfast sandwiches, Swiss German, and royal portraits. Compared to the “yap” topics of: Hailey Bieber pregnancy, “summer of sports,” Pinocchio, The Idea of You, Bridgerton, and the stunning Wicked trailer. Thanks for listening. We deeply care for you all.…

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"YOU Keep My Nature Out of Your Positing!” 1:52:28

51 weeks ago1:52:28

1:52:28

Podcast vibesss. Hey legends. Narcissists, Jason and Alaina, are reporting live from the red carpet. They discuss their fav Met Gala looks and drama, Jason’s 24 hr trip to NYC, smiling at dogs, the formation of European borders, urinal culture, pinkaty drinkity, and lots of new music recs! Stream on every platform so we can get lots of money.…

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“If You’re Packing Heat, You’re in for a Treat” 1:52:01

51 weeks ago1:52:01

1:52:01

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah the narcissists are back to serve up another ep, legends. Coming off some devastating news (and a new fuck ass bob), the legends are absolutely scrambling. Thank god they find purchase in talking about Challengers, Rugrats in Paris, #summerofsports, Misogynior, Dexter’s laboratory impression, Blade Runner, macaroons (macarons?), video essays, and planning a trip to NYC in the next 32 hours. They also read off their truly spectacular dog name and restaurant list. They are very talented!…

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"Human Unit Buss Down 6’5" Actor Lee Pace” 1:45:45

1 year ago1:45:45

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Hey legends, your local narcissists are here THANK GOD. Alaina is losing her gd mind over Taylor Swift’s TTPD album and has LOTS to say and Jason is her very kind cohost!!! They also are still into LotR, hence the title of this ep. Other topics: new sci-fi book recs, The School of Rock, Ghostbusters song controversy, fidget toys, & Drag Race finale. They also play two fun musical games! Please listen we have kids to feed.…

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"Thumbs Up to Pajamas" 2:07:21

1 year ago2:07:21

2:07:21

¡Hola leyendas! Jason and Alaina are back for more yapping and yipping. They have a lot to say after not hanging for 10 days?? They were in a huge fight….. Topics include: pajamas, ze/zir pronouns, pros of private jets, Problemista (again??), Jason Bleeding from his neck, yap or yip, “classic things to do” list, Pompeii 79 AD, Pillows in the wild, Super Mario 64, and Jason’s recommended “stimming” playlist. They also chat new music, Jojo Siwa, important Charlotte the Stingray update, and most importantly Taylor Swift TTPD clownery. Shout out to democracy…

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“Nothing to Talk About, Much to Say” 2:06:06

1 year ago2:06:06

2:06:06

Welcome in, Legends, the water’s warm. Jason and Alaina pontificate on many topics in today’s episode, such as, Beyoncé’s Cowboy Carter , Canterbury Tales , tornado drills, biblical musicals, joining Survivor, spaghetti westerns, aliens, homeschooling, and we try to solve the Sphinx’s riddles three. All in a day’s work. Jason also tries to dox his manager, but George Glass did some cutie edits. Also shout out to the folks who sent in mail, except for Erik who roasted us fml Eric!!! (Spelled wrong on purpose)…

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"Sméagol HATES Boy-Kissing" 2:05:27

1 year ago2:05:27

2:05:27

Happy Holy Week Legends. The Narcissists are back doing what they do best, gabbing about God, Gollum, and Grande x Gillies. Other topics include: Maundy Thursday, Lord of the Rings, favorite spider icon, Katy Perry on American Idol, “some pig,” HGTV shows, drinking warm water, Kate Middleton update, Euphoria cancellation, Bachelor Finale, and Jesus turning water into wine slay. Rate this podcast 5 stars or Shelob (best lob) will SNATCH you!!…

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"Eating Soup by Lake = Elysium?” 1:57:46

1 year ago1:57:46

1:57:46

Jason and Alaina are back (in a promptly manner) to deliver a feast of auditory excellence. This week topics obviously include the merits of fiefdom, the great Minneapolis vs. St. Paul war, Queen Charlotte (the pregnant stingray and of Bridgerton fame), being 27 (almost), Alaina’s recurring moldy cheese incidents, House of the Dragon trailer, and a mail segment. They also give an overview of the films releasing this year and oh mamma we got good things ahead. The Narcissistics then talk music such as the Olivia Rodrigo concert, Deeper Well, Yung Gravy, Girls5eva, and Kate Perry’s Simlish album. Give us 6 stars so we can be famous 5eva!!…

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"The Hater of Your Hater is Your Friend" 1:52:48

1 year ago1:52:48

1:52:48

My eyes see Legends! Jason and Alaina are hot and heavy (in the sense that…) on the mic this week because they have lots to cover! Topics include: The Oscars, Kate Middleton, Eternal Sunshine, The Traitors finale, Survivor, Dianne Warwick meltdown, Clue, Ellen apologist apology, airplane decorum, and #stopasianhate. Listen... or else??…

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"This is Shakespearean, It’s in Our Bones" 1:44:26

1 year ago1:44:26

1:44:26

Hey, cutie Legends. After weeks of silence the Lisan al-Gaib and the Reverend Mother (Jason and Alaina) have returned! And they are verrryy excited about Dune 2. They give a spoiler free review before going into final Oscar’s predictions. They also pontificate about the world in a new segment inspired by the podcast, Exploration: Live. Topics include: 45 minute coaster, fireworks at Disney, the pyramids, tiger extinction, Dolly the sheep, and the glockenspiel, because of course.…

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"I Don't Disagree, Witch" 1:40:14

1 year ago1:40:14