3. Basket Case (1982)

Only In Amityville

Episode 3 of Season 3!

Basket Case (1982)

Game Theory

"Mr. President?"

"Yes Gabe?"

"We have a problem."

"Oh what's the matter? Is it the Russians again?"

"Well, no sir, it's - "

"The North Koreans?"

"No sir, if you'll -"

"The British."

"No sir, it's not a foreign entity, not exactly. It's actually this Sick and Twisted Game issue..."

"By God, Gabe, I thought that the game had ended, I was made to understand that we'd taken care of the twisted little sicko behind it all."

"It appears not, sir. In fact, our intelligence suggests that the game is far from over. I hate to give it to him, but Matt is much more devious and crafty than our agents initially thought. I'd go as far as to call him a genius, in a fucked-up kind of way."

"Oh my God oh my fucking God..."

"Yes sir, all the boys down at the Pentagon are pretty upset as well."

"Is... Gratton safe?"

"..."

"ANSWER ME!"

"No, Mr. President. Gratton is actually in greater danger than we could possibly fathom. We're doing everything we can, but... sir, we don't even know what the game being played is. For all we know, we could be plodding our way through a round of Yahtzee while Matt is making four-dimensional chess maneuvers, so to speak."

"I'm gonna puke dude, seriously I think I'm gonna throw up."

"This is a dark time for the nation, sir. You must stay strong for the American public."

*President vomits into Official Presidential Oval Office Waste Basket*

This is more or less the conversation taking place in Washington as I type this. Not even the world's most powerful navy stands a chance against the twists and turns and loop-de-loops of my dastardly game. Pray you never have to step into the proverbial ring with me, as Gratton so tragically did...

-Matt

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