33. Hiss: COS Chapter 18

The Gayly Prophet | A Harry Potter Podcast

Lark’s season two recap song is finally here! Today’s Headlines: Despite Witch NSA having full knowledge of all goings-on at Hogwarts, two 12 year olds were forced to battle you-know-who and a f*cking basilisk all by themselves! NSA leader Albus Dumbledore was quoted as saying, “look, just because I can be everywhere at once doesn’t mean I can be everywhere at once, okay?” Front Page: What did Ginny catch Percy and Penelope doing??? Politics: Lucious Malfoy, get yourself together! NSA watch: Dumbledore sure knows a lot about what’s going on here! Corrections: Journals don’t fit in socks! Advertisements: Hogwarts needs a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher—could it be you? Find all of this and loads more in today’s episode of The Gayly Prophet! Support us at patreon.com/thegaylyprophet or by clicking the donate button on our website Follow us on social media @thegaylyprophet on facebook, instagram, and twitter! Find us, our comics, our merch, and more at thegaylyprophet.com Our show art and comics are by Theo Julien Forrester, find him on instagram @theojulienforrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Hiss" is to the tune of "Yeah" by Usher, created using a karaoke track.