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I Was a Teenage Wereskunk

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I Was a Teenage Wereskunk (2016)
“It will scare the smell out of you.”
Who’d have thunk he’d be a teenage wereskunk? This is the question the theme song asks, and the answer is absolutely nobody.

Absolutely no one in this movie passes for a teenager either, like … not even close. The film is set in the 1950s, and I think some of these actors were actual teenagers in the 1950s. One guy is so noticeably not a teenager you’d swear the casting agent thought they were shooting a porn set in a high school.

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Welcome to the Silver Screen Cesspool, where we review the poo! With your host, the surveyor of sh*tty cinema, the mocker of moronic movies, the "Terror of Tiny Town," the last known survivor of "Battlefield Earth," the one of many, Allen Smithee!

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I Was a Teenage Wereskunk (2016)
“It will scare the smell out of you.”
Who’d have thunk he’d be a teenage wereskunk? This is the question the theme song asks, and the answer is absolutely nobody.

Absolutely no one in this movie passes for a teenager either, like … not even close. The film is set in the 1950s, and I think some of these actors were actual teenagers in the 1950s. One guy is so noticeably not a teenager you’d swear the casting agent thought they were shooting a porn set in a high school.

Send us a text

Welcome to the Silver Screen Cesspool, where we review the poo! With your host, the surveyor of sh*tty cinema, the mocker of moronic movies, the "Terror of Tiny Town," the last known survivor of "Battlefield Earth," the one of many, Allen Smithee!

Written, Directed, & Starring Allen Smithee
Assistant Director, Producer & Stunt Coordinator Allen Smithee
BoomMic Operator, Sound Editing, & Music Allen Smithee
Construction Coordinator The Amazing Rando
MakeUp Crayola
Catering Soylent Corp
Allen Smithee will be back in Return of the Curse of the Planet of Prehistoric Bikini Ninjas Vs Kingdom of the Bride of the Killer Shark Cheerleaders 2: Electric Boogaloo

(((0))),/\,/\,/\ ,/\,/\,/\,(((0)))
http://SiverScreenCesspool.BuzzSprout.com
http://Facebook.com/SilverScreenCesspool
http://Instagram.com/SilverScreenCesspool

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1. chapter 1 (00:00:00)

31 episodes

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