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St. Patrick’s Day is a big deal in any city named Dublin. Mandy and Brooke experienced this holiday in their hometown like never before. What started out as a normal Saturday morning turned into an afternoon of lip syncing for their lives. Lucky for all involved, there is video footage.
Put on anything green and set your leprechaun traps because you are now entering The Smeared Mascara Zone.
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St. Patrick’s Day is a big deal in any city named Dublin. Mandy and Brooke experienced this holiday in their hometown like never before. What started out as a normal Saturday morning turned into an afternoon of lip syncing for their lives. Lucky for all involved, there is video footage.
Put on anything green and set your leprechaun traps because you are now entering The Smeared Mascara Zone.
Rated C for C#nty
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Send us a text Have you ever accidentally texted the wrong person? We absolutely have. Have you ever accidentally added a journalist to a super, ultra, mega confidential political message??? And then the journalist publishes the message? And THEN the White House press secretary gets involved???? Well Brooke and Mandy have never done that, but that would be totes embarrassing. Listen to the ladies discuss the latest in world news, pop culture, and colonoscopies. There is also mention of a prospective Christmas Hallmark movie inspired by recent events. (Sorry Hallmark/Netflix/Lifetime, we’ve trademarked it) Language is the standard OMG WTF. Listen alone or with your “cool” homies. Hope you like profanity. Enjoy the latest from Smeared Mascara! TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
Send us a text St. Patrick’s Day is a big deal in any city named Dublin. Mandy and Brooke experienced this holiday in their hometown like never before. What started out as a normal Saturday morning turned into an afternoon of lip syncing for their lives. Lucky for all involved, there is video footage. Put on anything green and set your leprechaun traps because you are now entering The Smeared Mascara Zone. Rated C for C#nty TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
Send us a text This week Brooke and Mandy talk about the joys of being a woman and marvel at the amazing progress that we’ve made as a society and culture over the centuries. Then we bring it right back to reality remind ourselves of the dystopian society we are experiencing. Fight the power! The ladies discuss self worth and confidence along with churros and Lent. It’s time to get comfy and unwind with your favorite foul mouthed podcasters. Do good things and be a good person. Don’t forget to use the F word. TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
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Send us a text Welcome back to another episode of Smeared Mascara. Brooke and Mandy are trying a more structured and focused episode this week. We received some “constructive criticism” from some “fans” and were trying something new. There is talk of the Oscars, the red carpet, and the chisme. The ladies also express their newfound interest in a 90s political pariah/pop culture icon. Hint: Her name is frequently mentioned in rap lyrics. So get comfy like Adam Sandler and enjoy this episode of Smeared Mascara. Bad language is used in this episode so listen with caution. Sorry kiddies in carpool and boring office mates! TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
Send us a text This week Brooke and Mandy rave about the Dsquared2 fashion show. Doechii and Naomi Campbell walked. No crumbs. A drag name for Brooke is being workshopped. Ideas for last names are being accepted. Drop us a text or email with your suggestions. The ladies are still mesmerized by Garbanzo the cat, and Walton Goggins’ teeth. Check out TikTok for Garbanzo and The White Lotus for the pearly whites. Fasten your seatbelt and store your carryon safely because this flight of randomness is about to take off! Don’t worry, Brooke and Mandy will NOT be joining in on any group singalongs in the sky. Beware of vulgar talk on this episode. The body’s nether regions are discussed and there’s like 50 f words used. This is Smeared Mascara. TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
Send us a text This week’s episode of Smeared Mascara covers Saturday Night Live’s 50th Anniversary show. Of course Brooke and Mandy didn’t watch the entire 3 hour show. They watched clips on TikTok like normal people. Duh. Naturally there is discussion about our nation and opinions are shared about leadership. This shouldn’t be surprising to our regular listeners. Do you know us? There are many more topics covered like French Revolution kitty conditions and Lisa Rinna’s haircut. It’s time to pop a beta blocker and enjoy Smeared Mascara. Language is explicit like always. Don’t listen near abuelita. You’ve been warned. TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
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Send us a text Welcome to Smeared Mascara’s annual Super Bowl Monday show. The ladies gloss over the actual game and focus on the Half Time performance. They delve into Jalen Hurts’ 90s R&B style, Kendrick’s outfit and Mustard’s real name. Learn about Sza’s other talent and why Serena Williams is the Crip Walk Queen. Mandy pretends to be a sports reporter and gives us the very basics about NBA All Star Weekend. Contract chasers, be prepared. Brooke explains her stance on America’s silent battle… The president versus bronzer. As always, this episode contains almost every vulgar word you’ve ever heard and about three new ones. Listen with caution. Put on your flare jeans and get comfy. It’s time to enjoy Smeared Mascara. **Like your right to vote, ladies? Be informed and keep your rights. Let your reps and senators know! TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
Send us a text Walk the virtual red carpet with Brooke and Mandy! The slaydies discuss the Grammy Awards fashion and chisme. Of course they didn’t watch the broadcast. This piece of quality journalism is fueled by TikTok. Make sure your face tape is on tight because the fast pace of this week’s conversation could cause a concussion. Tender ears need not listen because the language is vulgar. Would you expect anything else from these classy bitches? So kick off your shoes and relax your feet, party on down to the Smeared Mascara beat. **Celebs to know for this episode: Babyface, Doechii, and the fictional character from Eastbound & Down, Kenny Powers. GenZ, this helpful tip is for you. TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
Send us a text Join Brooke and Mandy as they ponder life under the new regime… ummm, presidency. How will they balance reality and delusion while surviving the next four years? Listen to how productive they were (or weren’t) during the TikTok Ban. Hopefully you didn’t delete the app.. Hear their latest recommendations on tv shows, podcasts and movies. Spoiler alert: Drag Queens and Vampire Peens are involved. Hope you’re well versed in college dance competitions, because Brooke has some opinions! So adjust your wig and pop in those air pods for the latest installment of Smeared Mascara. In case you’re wondering, here is our self proclaimed rating system: Language = Nasty AF Mood = Bitchy Entertainment Value = HELLA TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
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Send us a text Welcome back to your favorite pop culture podcast fueled by ADHD! Listen to the latest and greatest from Mandy and Brooke. In this episode, Mandy is obsessed with the runway video featuring Zaddy Newsome, and Brooke is setting boundaries while wheezing. How are these babes navigating the executive orders of 2025? To quote Dorina Medley, “Not well, bitch.” Serious topics like financial literacy and vaccines are discussed. Please do your research and fact check what we’re saying. Thanks. The pod has new digits and a new segment, the Cheesecake Factory has seen some things, and line dancing is mesmerizing. Some movies, pods, and tv shows are recommended and have most likely been mentioned in previous episodes. These bitches like what they like and get hyper-focused, okay??? The language is typical pod language so you know what do. This isn’t for small children or uptight folks. Remember to take your meds, meditate and hydrate. Smeared Mascara is self care. You’re welcome. P.S. Paris Hilton and Paris Fashion Week are sliving TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
Send us a text Some of you may have noticed that there was no new episode last week. The LA fires and everything else in the world were too much for the ladies. There was a recording and it was unhinged. Never fear because Brooke and Mandy are back! They’re taking pop culture moments directly from TikTok and explaining their relevance to you. Hear how Spanx and handbags are the new coping mechanisms for 2025. Can you say snatched in style? There is major shade and cancellation being thrown at the presidential inauguration performers. Bye Carrie and the guys who sings the song from Cars! And of course the conversation turns to gastrointestinal stories because farts are funny… most of the time. Brooke and Mandy retell the joys of colonoscopies and ponder why they get a bad rap. Make Colonoscopies Fun Again! Don’t forget to listen with caution because the language is vulgar and nasty. It’s best to listen to Smeared Mascara after carpool and before church. TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
Send us a text This episode was recorded on January 6, 2025. No masks or vaccines required. Certain constitutional rights are favored while others are disregarded. Don’t tread on my wall or my trad wife. Smeared Mascara officially rings in the new year with goals and positivity. Brooke and Mandy are working towards being authentic and confident beezies. Golden Globes fashion is discussed even though neither host watched the award show. Hooray for social media and modern journalism! Brooke informs us about the viral sorority text from 2013 and Mandy reveals her glow-up plan for the year. Remember that this podcast isn’t for baby ears and that vulgarities are frequently used as well as encouraged. Put your Honda Civic Si into fifth gear because Smeared Mascara is taking you for a trip! TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
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Send us a text In this week’s episode, Brooke and Mandy profess their love of Caleb Hearon and their disdain of bong rips in the city. Goals for 2025 are discussed briefly. The ADHD train quickly leaves the station and new topics are introduced like migraines, Ash Trevino, and Dave Chappell air fresheners. Join the ladies of Smeared Mascara in saying adios to 2024! Don’t forget to put ear muffs on the kiddies because as always, the language is inappropriate. You’re welcome. TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
Send us a text It’s a double shot of Smeared Mascara! Mandy is coming in HOT and Brooke is adding the lighter fluid to this inferno. Listen to the ladies talk about White Elephant gift exchange trauma, Christmas shopping, and holiday card conflict. Honorable mention to the Rage Poop discussion and Benny Blanco’s pedi game. Brooke talks about how the new year will bring new skincare and clothes resulting in the fiercest glow up, and possible hoe up. (Mandy’s words, not Brooke’s) Artificial tea is contaminating suburbia and these bitches are not about it. Spill with caution. So turn down the yacht rock and turn up the pod. You’re about to be exposed to the tastemakers of the MTV generation. Language is realistic and harsh. You know what to do. Listen responsibly and enjoy Smeared Mascara! TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
Send us a text Join the ladies of Smeared Mascara as they discuss the latest in pop culture and their lives. They cover drones, Luigi Mangione, and High Body Count Hair. The language in this episode will probably get Brooke and Mandy on the Naughty List, but they’re used to empty stockings. Please listen with caution, duh. So ignore that tsunami warning and enjoy the latest episode of Smeared Mascara. TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…
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