Episode 16: Fifty Shades Darker, the Movie

Somebody Wrote This

Kelly and Lexi briefly emerge from hibernation to experience Fifty Shades Darker, the movie adaptation of the unnecessary novel of the same name by EL James. All of our faves are back - except for the well-meaning director and writer of the first instalment - but there's still lots to talk about like Christian's "smiles", Anastasia's sublime energy and frantic-eyed waifs. Yes, it's the usual from EL et al. but it's somehow more fun than last time. Maybe it was our lack of expectations? Maybe it was the maple-flavoured whiskey liqueur? It was definitely at least partly the lipstick. We've missed you so grab anything to drink and join us for some highfalutin trash talk!