Episode 265: ‘Squat and Jiggle’ (Kirsten Mohan)

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Shockingly Powerful, my ass! Have you ever been incredibly excited for a gorgeous Timothy Chalamet lookalike to get the hell out of your house after a night of sex? Kirsten Mohan is a young widow who throws out all her sex toys when her husband dies…but a woman has needs. So to move on from grief, she goes on a #PrettyWomanShoppingSpree at Babeland and plans date #3 with Ben - except her handsome 22 year old wasn’t paying attention during the tutorial, and now she’s facing a trip to the ER. #SupremeActOfSelfCare #HopeAndOptimism #NakedEggsBenedict #Bzzzzzzzz

Song: ’Wiggle’ (Jason Derulo feat. Snoop Dogg)

About our Storyteller:

Kirsten Mohan is a native Seattleite, photographer, and solo parent of two amazing nerdy teens. She's also a sex positivity advocate and an erotic artist working under the pseudonym "Butterfly Engine." Check out her work at butterflyengine.art or @butterflyengine on instagram.

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