Best Ascertainers Podcasts (2024)

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Episode 73: Little River Band 45:59

9h ago45:59

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Send us a Text Message. Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee, and nobody doesn't like Little River Band. It had to be said. Join us as we rip on each other for a solid 45 minutes (but in a good way). Your non-political oasis Radio Game enhancement $$ More on Mark's giant watch Golf controversy (and bonus Goldmember reference) Shoutout potential new listene…

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Top 5 Disrespectful Heroes 1:10:47

24h ago1:10:47

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Zach, Amin and Mayes try to determine what makes a character heroic while also exhibiting clear signs of contempt and disdain for decorum. They might do good things, but they do them the wrong way. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, …

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AQUARIUS FULL MOON SQUARE URANUS AUGUST 19: IT’S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU—IT’S ABOUT ALL OF US! 59:07

26m ago59:07

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JOIN SHERI HORN HASAN @KARMIC EVOLUTION DOT COM FOR THIS WEEK’S PODCAST which includes a look at how we’re being asked now to release any self-aggrandizement & replace it with caring about others. All this & more Astro News You Can Use at Karmic Evolution’s Astrologically Speaking podcast on any of your favorite podcast stations! This podcast inclu…

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Cinephobe Ep 233: Lionheart 2:01:58

7d ago2:01:58

2:01:58

Zach, Amin and Mayes are at the forefront of the burgeoning underground fight club scene, reaping the benefits of the upper class' thirst for blood in order to provide for their poverty stricken sister in law. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Fre…

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Episode 72: Misheard Song Lyrics 43:59

4d ago43:59

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Send us a Text Message. When you hit rock bottom, you've got nowhere else to go but up! Our daubers were down after last episode, but we rallied and this one is just about as good/bad as the average. Some laughs, some interesting trivia, and (spoiler alert), nobody wins the radio game. Davenport Sears--what happened? Newt's--New Bartender--possibly…

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MERCURY RETROGRADE, MARS CONJUNCT JUPITER BUT SQUARE SATURN: FULL STEAM AHEAD OR SLOW & STEADY WINS THE RACE? 58:21

4d ago58:21

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JOIN SHERI HORN HASAN @KARMIC EVOLUTION DOT COM WHEN TODAY’S “KARMIC EVOLUTION’S ASTROLOGICALLY SPEAKING!” for all of this & more Astro News You Can Use! First we review what went down during the balsamic period of last month’s lunar cycle, then discuss the August 4 Leo New Moon & Mercury’s station retrograde in Virgo from the lens of the upcoming …

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Cinephobe Ep 232: Law Abiding Citizen - Part 2 (with Nery Saenz) 1:36:49

14d ago1:36:49

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Zach, Amin, Mayes and Nery are all held accountable for the conclusion of this podcast. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check…

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Top 5 Respectful Villains 1:40:07

8d ago1:40:07

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Zach, Amin and Mayes choose the villains and antagonists of Cinephobe that carry themselves a little different. They might do bad things, but they do them the right way. This topic was a fresh idea out of the chat during the A Million Ways to Die in the West Rewatchington, due to Clinch Leatherwood's comportment. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check i…

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Episode 71: Rock.........Bottom? 40:52

11d ago40:52

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Send us a Text Message. Due to scheduling issues and a bout with Covid, we had a 3-week hiatus from recording. You might think we'd be rejuvenated and ready to deliver some mind-blowing stuff, but we both agreed that this episode might be one of our most low-key yet. Maybe you like that sort of thing, but we are working on bouncing back with some m…

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Cinephobe Ep 232: Law Abiding Citizen - Part 1 1:40:20

14d ago1:40:20

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Zach, Amin and Mayes take justice into their own hands when the assembly line legal system fails them. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subs…

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CHIRON RETROGRADE: AMERICA REVIEWS ITS WOUNDS TO WOMEN’S RIGHTS & WHETHER ELECTING ITS FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT WILL RESTORE THEM 57:42

13d ago57:42

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We look at the astro-energies that led up to GOP presidential nominee Donald Trump’s attempted assassination, U.S. President Joe sudden shocking announcement, & the rise of vice president Kamala Harris as the Democratic presidential nominee! We explore the charts of those involved & the astro events—including the Sun/Chiron square that preceded the…

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Episode 70: Our Third Crack at 1981 40:11

18d ago40:11

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Send us a Text Message. Super-guest Steve (Mark's friend, not Jim's brother--who is no slouch) is on for our first ever successful 3rd recording in one session. We really wanted to talk about 1981 music, but what do you know? We talked mostly about cars of that era. Around the world with Steve Guest Newt's spokesman Radio Game Water beds Aaand we'r…

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Cinephobe Ep 231: Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 2:17:01

28d ago2:17:01

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Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to Hawaii for a wedding, but not before they create the world's greatest Craigslist post looking for nice girls to accompany them and appease their family. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended c…

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Top 5 Sean Astins 1:20:13

1M ago1:20:13

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Who could have predicted before the Encino Man episode that Sean Astin would become ubiquitous in Cinephobe lore? And not for shouting 'My wife is a bingo!' at a Blockbuster. Zach, Amin and Mayes dig up their most unbelievable moments in Cinephobe history, the elements of the plot that took it too far, shattering any suspended disbelief that might …

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Episode 69: High School Hijinks 43:23

26d ago43:23

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Send us a Text Message. This is part two of our recording session with Mark's HS buddy, Steve. So much natural conversation that we dang near blew through without an introduction and even omitted the Radio Game. You're welcome. Bob Dylan fading Bruce Springsteen still gives it That time Ted Nugent babysat Steve Oregon Trail Newt's: Because we asked…

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Cinephobe Ep 230: Masters of the Universe 2:14:54

1M ago2:14:54

2:14:54

Zach, Amin and Mayes have the power to be supreme, the power to be almighty, the power to use a Cosmic Key and travel across the galaxy in the blink of .34 chromons. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at …

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Episode 68: 1981 and Mark's HS Buddy 42:58

1M ago42:58

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Send us a Text Message. Today we are joined by Mark's best friend from High School, Steve (not to be confused with Jim's brother Steve). If you judge someone's character by the company they keep, Mark must be a good dude. RIP Saxophonists Newt's--New Burger of the Month and we're not even mad Even more disorganized live Shoutout Jim's car guy, Grif…

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FIRST QUARTER WAXING MONTHLY LUNAR SQUARE JULY 13: INDECISION ABOUT CURRENT PARTNERSHIPS! 1:00:20

1M ago1:00:20

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JOIN SHERI HORN HASAN @KARMIC EVOLUTION DOT COM for this week’s “Karmic Evolution’s Astrologically Speaking!” podcast which drops today, We discuss all the Astro News You Can Use, including repercussions of the July 11/12 Venus/Pluto opposition & what decisions we’re facing now at this first quarter lunar square of the Libra Moon to the Cancer Sun!…

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Ep. 75 Baltic Sea Anomaly 35:29

1M ago35:29

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Sitting at the bottom of the baltic sea sits an anomaly called the Baltic Sea Anomaly. So yes it's not only a non-creative name but it's just sitting there, contributing nothing, doing nothing. It's one lazy s o b. Is it man made? Naturally occuring? A sick joke left there by George Lucas? Tune in to find out in this quick bite-sized episode of the…

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Cinephobe Unlocked: Space Jam: A New Legacy 2:03:27

1M ago2:03:27

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Zach, Amin and Mayes get uploaded into the serververse to take on Al-G Rhythm and his goon squad as a classic tale is rebooted for the video game generation. Will we be stuck as Warner Brothers properties forever? Will LeBron connect with Bryce about something other than basketball? Do any kids even know who the Looney Tunes are? Do you, as long as…

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Top 5 Resumés 1:10:10

1M ago1:10:10

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Zach, Amin and Mayes review the applications and cover letters for the repeat offenders in the Cinephobe Universe who have compiled the most impressive bodies of work. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more a…

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Episode 67 AC/DC 41:22

1M ago41:22

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Send us a Text Message. We dial it down in terms of tone and volume from last episode with Jim's family. Throwing another music one at you --seeing as we are supposed to be a music podcast and all. Public corrections Newt's and Mark's bacon Shoutout Feegee (creators of our theme music) Mark's championship editing skills Free Tootsie Pops, er no? Un…

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CANCER NEW MOON JULY 5: CAN SELF-COMPASSION LEAD TO COMPASSION FOR OTHERS? 57:46

1M ago57:46

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JOIN SHERI HORN HASAN WHEN THIS WEEK’S PODCAST DROPS @KARMIC EVOLUTION DOT COM JULY 5 as we say “happy birthday” to America, which turned 248 years old on July 4! Given the current state of the nation, it’s time to review both its past and its future—especially within the context of the triggering of our first exact Pluto return, which perfected in…

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Cinephobe Ep 229: Madame Web 2:31:46

2M ago2:31:46

2:31:46

Zach, Amin and Mayes can see better than they ever have thanks to this refreshing, delicious, ice cold Pepsi Cola. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Y…

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Episode 66: Jim's Nuclear Family 1:03:56

2M ago1:03:56

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Send us a Text Message. I know what you're thinking--are these the people Jim grew up with or was one of them bitten by a radioactive spider. The jury is still out on that one. We celebrate Jim's mom's birthday with some laughs and just the right amount of brotherly angst. **Because we had 5 people and only 4 microphones, Jim decided to sit between…

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Cinephobe Ep 228: Surviving The Game 2:04:32

2M ago2:04:32

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Zach, Amin and Mayes are flying deep into the wilderness of the pacific northwest for their favorite annual therapeutic activity: Hunting the Unhoused Gentleman. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.…

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Top 5 Villains 1:11:58

2M ago1:11:58

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Zach, Amin and Mayes review their favorite baddies, the most diabolical antagonists and evil incarnates, characters who blazed such a trail of destruction their names are burned into our brains for eternity. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free …

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CAPRICORN FULL MOON SQUARE NEPTUNE JUNE 21: STOP WHINING YOU’RE A VICTIM—GROW UP & GET REAL! 59:13

2M ago59:13

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SHERI HORN HASAN DISCUSSES THIS FULL MOON & THE JUNE 20 SUMMER SOLSTICE CHART @KARMIC EVOLUTION DOT COM on her latest podcast which drops June 21 @ 11 a.m. PT & 2 p.m. ET! Disagreements, squabbles, he said/she said—get ready for a summer full of it, as the summer solstice chart’s entrance of the Sun into Cancer portends another three months of angs…

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Cinephobe Ep 227: Airheads - Part 2 (with Ian Karmel) 1:33:51

2M ago1:33:51

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Zach, Amin, Mayes and Ian Karmel refuse to sign a record contract until everyone listens to Ian's new audiobook 'T-Shirt Swim Club' BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cine…

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FIRST QUARTER WAXING LUNAR SQUARE & MARS/PLUTO SQUARE MADE FOR AN INTERESTING 59:26

2M ago59:26

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WEEK! JOIN SHERI HORN HASAN AT KARMIC EVOUTION DOT COM FOR A NEW “KARMIC EVOLOUTION’S ASTROLOGICALLY SPEAKING!” PODCAST dropping 11 a.m. PT & 2 p.m. ET June 14! We’ll review how astrological energies of the past week actually played out as the Gemini New Moon lunar cycle from June 6 continues to wax toward next week’s Capricorn Full Moon June 21… A…

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Cinephobe Ep 227: Airheads - Part 1 (with Ian Karmel) 1:37:42

2M ago1:37:42

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Zach, Amin and Mayes team up with Ian Karmel to hold the KPPX Radio station hostage until everyone buys a copy of Ian's new book 'T-Shirt Swim Club' BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/C…

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Episode 65: The Gang's All Here 40:13

2M ago40:13

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Send us a Text Message. We finally persuade Mark's wife, Dianne, to sit in on an episode. We told her she didn't have to talk or anything--just check it out and she could chime in if she wanted to. Basically, the podcast version of just the tip. Well, we got more than we bargained for as she did chime in, and she was awesome! Meatloaf again Newt's-…

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Top 5 Sidekicks 1:22:54

2M ago1:22:54

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Zach, Amin and Mayes dive into the minutia of what makes someone a great sidekick as they explore the friendships and business relationships in Cinephobe history where there was a clear power dynamic and separation between leader and follower. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon fo…

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Episode 64: Cars of TV and Movies 44:36

3M ago44:36

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Send us a Text Message. If you ever wanted to know how Jim would react to winning the Radio Game--this episode is for you. What started innocently as a second episode of the night turned into some pretty good laughs and a good time overall. Mark really liked this one. Multi-media exposure Grab bag redux OG Newt's Kiss Army Mark's grooming tips The …

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