Do you love Freddy Krueger? So do we! Have you ever seen FREDDY'S NIGHTMARES? Well, we haven't and we're currently watching every single episode right now. Is it the best TV show ever? We don't know, but we both seem to think we're falling in love with it. Join us, will you? We're going deep into episodes unknown in a podcast that's not just about the nightmares, but the Freds we make along the way! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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A Horror Movie/Comedy Podcast... with a twist! What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short). Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the fuck out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scien ...
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Firefighters explore economics, finance, & the most important monetary technology of the 21st century—Bitcoin. Why it’s important. Its future implications. How this protocol & network functions. The reason it matters within your investment portfolio.
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VentureForth gives you a glimpse into the cutting edge world of venture capital and startups, and follows the journeys, trials, and tribulations of some of the most exciting entrepreneurs and investors. Learn about how our guests got their start, what led them to where they are today, and the exciting products and services they're investing in or building for the future.
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Ep. 315 The Gift: “The Tale of Why Ketryn is Not Receiving Visitors at this Time”
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Kim tells Ket about the divinely chosen The Gift, starring Michael Bluth, Kim’s favorite actress, and Ole’ Bear Paw Hands. This is truly Ket’s ultimate nightmare: house guests that pop by uninvited and won’t leave. Also, apologize to the people you were a dick as a kid. Trust us! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Gift. Di…
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Ep. 314 Suitable Flesh “The Tale of Cole being SO Grounded!”
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Ket tells Kim about Suitable Flesh (2023) featuring friends of the pod, Barbara Crampton, Graham Skipper and the kid they babysat in The Babysitter, Cole! Kim muses about the benefits of drinking kid blood. She, also, has apparently done her own body switch and Kim is now the “know-it-all” of the pod. Ket would like to apologize because she did NOT…
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Ep. 313 As Above So Below “The Tale of Kim, The Comic Book Aficionado”
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Kim tells Ket about As Above So Below, in honor of the Olympics in Paris! However, they got to see no gymnastics… only old bones and a Molem’n. Womp Womp. Ketryn was asked to “riddle me this” and she said “riddle me not.” This is how super villains are created: Ketryn and The Molem’n. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ketryn will live or die in As A…
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Ep. 312 Night Swim: “The Tale of Kim’s Debilitating Fear of Pools”
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Ket tells Kim about Night Swim, starring the love child of her favorite couple, Wyatt Russell. This is a movie where Kim is being tasked with getting the ultimate hair tie off the bottom of the pool… and it’s not going well. Ket is simply asked to get out of a pool to live and she cannot and will not. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live …
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Ep. 311 The Shallows: “The Tale of the SHARKuterie Board”
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Kim tells Ket about the Sammy pick, The Shallows! Join our Facebook group and Patreon to be a part of the next episode movie poll! Kim comes correct with all the couch measurements we could ever need. However, the sizing is a tad off when asked to put an arm sleeve on their legs because unlike Blake Lively, both girls have leg legs, not arm legs. N…
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Ep. 310 Hereditary: “The Tale of 4-Day Work Weeks in Hell” with special guest D!
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Kim tells the infamous D, aka her boyfriend Nnamdi, about Hereditary, while Ket is in the UK trying to figure out how to move her cat children there. Kim is starting a petition to demand Toni Collette receive a retroactive Oscar for this role, while D is starting a demon union to get workers’ rights in hell. Also, we learn that D is safe from haunt…
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Ep. 309 Sharkansas Women’s Prison Massacre: “The Tale of Gettin’ Sharkansassy”
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Ket couldn’t handle the survivors guilt (nor contain her thirst for revenge) after Kim told her Thankskilling in episode 275. So, when a Sammie in the ‘Sammies Stay Alive… Maybe’ Facebook group dropped this gem into the chat… Ket knew what she had to do. This movie did a lot of things. But the most egregious thing was turning Ket into a bro dude DE…
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Ep. 308 Abigail: “The Tale of the Unbreakable Pinky Swear”
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Kim tells Ket about Abigail, WRITTEN BY DEAR FRIEND OF THE POD, GUY BUSIIIIIIIIIIIICK! The girls do their best to navigate the black market. Ketryn takes “disciplining” Dan Stevens VERY seriously… and sexily. And yet again, the girls go full “Renfield” when a vampire is involved. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Abigail. Dir…
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Ep. 307 A Nightmare on Elm Street 5, The Dream Child: “The Tale of Fred T. Krueger”
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Ket tells Kim the 5th Nightmare on Elm Street for Arik’s belated birthday episode. The Sammies are shaking in their boots to find out if Ket will tear to shreds yet another one of their favorite 80s slashers! The girls give kudos to Mark for his emotional intelligence… not his acting, though. Kim saves the day by pushing in a loose brick, otherwise…
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Ep. 306 Immaculate: “The Tale of the Narrator”
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Ket tells Kim about the new release starring Sydney Sweeney, Immaculate. Get your pearls ready because they’ll need to be clutched! Throughout, the girls have 3 questions to answer: What would you do? What does the character do? And of course, what would Jesus do? Also, if anyone is putting on the Passion Play this year, Kim is AVAIL TO PLAY MARY! …
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Ep. 305 Sissy: “The Tale of a ‘West Memphis 3’ Themed Bachelorette Party”
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Kim tells Ket about Sissy. Oh, Cecilia! You’re breakin’ my heart! You’re shakin’ my confidence, baby! The most horrifying part of this whole telling was Kim thinking that Ketryn didn’t already have big plans for the bachelorette party she demands to throw her, one day. We also discover that if committing a murder and going on the run would get Ket …
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Ep. 304 Late Night with the Devil: “The Tale of the Uncrapable Creepy Crapbag”
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Ket tells Kim about the new release, Late Night with the Devil. And Heeeeeeeeere’s Abraxas! The girls have encountered an older Creepy Crapbag… but a full bag of crap, nonetheless. But listen, the show must go on! However, the girls have pretty solidly landed on leaving the adoption of possessed children to… NOT THEM! Most importantly, we’ll learn …
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BCB155: JAMES CHECK — The Calm Before The Storm
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Dan & Josh are joined by James Check (Checkmate) for an On-Chain update. We are happy to report that Bitcoin has a clean bill of health and is set for the bull market to resume! WE COVER: CheckonChain All Quiet on the Bitcoin front Onchain Analysis Bitcoin Cucks Gold Ethereum Basket Case Trust in Trustless money BLUE COLLAR BITCOIN PODCAST DISCLAIM…
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Ep. 300: “The Tale of Kim and Ket Stay Alive 300 Times… Definitely”
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To commemorate this momentous occasion, the girls embark on a journey of “Ask Us Anything” with their beloved Sammies! Special guests include Producer Arik and the famous D! They also preview their plans for a KKSAM amusement park, and Kim learns there’s competition for her job from Producer Arik, so spake the Sammies. Most importantly, we’ll learn…
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Ep. 303 Insidious: The Red Door - “The Tale of Armiana Grande”
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Kim closes out May Madness by telling Ket about Insidious: The Red Door. The girls will attempt to determine if your teenager is a regular crapbag or a HAUNTED CREEPY crapbag who has simply had their memories of The Further suppressed. It’s also very important that you give proper distance between yourself and someone facing the wall. Most importan…
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Ep. 302 Insidious - The Last Key: “The Tale of Dunston Checks In”
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Ep. 302 Insidious: The Last Key: “The Tale of Dunston Checks In” We’ve made it to week 4 in The Further. This week, Ket tells Kim about The Last Key. Ketryn goes on the record that she is now requiring all child actors to be bad at their job. She also thinks that being a demon is no excuse to not stand up straight. And Kim’s still gonna have to ass…
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BCB154: STEVEN LUBKA — Trojan Horse Penetration
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Dan & Josh are back together for a ROWDY ROMP with the legendary Steven Lubka (Managing Director, Head of Private Clients & Family Offices at Swan Bitcoin). WE COVER: How big an impact is the halving? The fiscal debt predicament Constraints to US Gov’t power Dealing with scams The unfolding Samourai Wallet case Bitcoin as a Trojan horse Making cons…
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Ep. 301 Insidious Chapter 3: “The Tale of Ole’ Nose Butthole”
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And just like that, we’re on Chapter 3 of Insidious! In this chapter, Dad is played by Dylmot McRoney… or is it Derlyn MulDermott? The girls remain relatively alive, so far, mostly due to the fact that they’ve NEVER. LOOKED UNDER. THEIR BEDS! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Insidious: Chapter 3. Dir. Leigh Whannell Writer L…
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Ep. 299 Insidious Chapter 2: “The Tale of Josh, Baby Josh & Old Lady Josh”
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It’s week 2 of Kim and Ket’s journey into The Further, with Insidious: Chapter 2. We get a lot of questions answered, like how to know if Arik has murdered someone based on Ket’s response. We also discover that both girls would choose the loss of all childhood memories if it meant not having a creepy crap bag. Also, how many ghosts are they willing…
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Ep. 298 Insidious: “The Tale of Marrying into Spookies Instead of Money”
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Kim and Ket’s journey into “The Further” begins as they traverse into the Insidious universe! But any Mom knows that the true “further” is… having kids. And now your kid’s in a mystery coma? Sorry. Them’s the breaks! ::shrug:: Here’s hoping you inherit money… and not a genetic predisposition to the spookies. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket wil…
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Morbid Minisode 105: The Haunting of Hill House 0101: "Steven Sees a Ghost"
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We're starting a new Minisode series watching The Haunting of Hill House! Join our Patreon at the $5 Sally Hardesty level to listen to the rest of the series, join live, and watch video replays https://www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#d…
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BCB153: DAX & E of SeedHammer — Privacy, Paranoia & Hammered Steel
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Josh sits down with Dax and E from SeedHammer to discuss cold storage backups. There is never a better time to understand how to protect your sats far into the future than now. We explain the basics of Multi-Sig, the wallet configuration file, and the slow surveillance creep in all aspects of life. We also discuss the future of Multi-Sig solutions.…
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Ep. 297 The Strangers - Prey at Night: “The Tale of a Streetlamp Named Tamara”
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Kim tells Ket about The Strangers: Prey at Night, starring the ethereal Christina Hendricks. Once again, the girls are imploring you to shut the eff up when you’re scared and hiding or running. Speaking of which, please always run in the opposite direction of a jack-in-the-box. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Strangers:…
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Ep. 296 Children Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things: “The Tale of Ketryn’s Most Hated Character in a Horror Movie Ever… Ever”
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Ket tells Kim about the cult classic Children Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things. Much like Kim can do impressions of inanimate objects, Ketryn can do spot on impressions of people she despises but that also kind of remind her of herself in the worst possible ways. It’s complicated. She’ll talk to a therapist. Both girls will be talking to their thera…
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BCB152: MORGEN ROCHARD — Planning For Generational Wealth
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This conversation with Morgen Rochard delves into financial planning for Bitcoin investors, emphasizing long-term strategies over short-term trading to match Bitcoin investments with long-term liabilities. It covers diverse aspects like windfall management, diversification, and risk tolerance, stressing the importance of using tools such as tax los…
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Ep. 295 Jeepers Creepers: “The Tale of Gettin’ Jeeped and Creeped”
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Kim tells Ket about Jeepers Creepers so we can all prepare for… RIGHT NOW! IT’S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW! The girls find any excuse to poorly sing the song that gave this gem its title. We also discover that Kim stans Gravity, and brothers are idiots. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Jeepers Creepers. Starring Justin Long and Gin…
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Ep. 294 Unwelcome: “The Tale of Gettin’ Boobed and Bapped”
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Ket tells Kim about the Shudder Original, Unwelcome. Ketryn didn’t even mean to go back to the UK but here she is again: in bright and sunny… Ireland? Some new life goals are set as both girls vie for the position of “Mother Redcap.” Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Unwelcome. Dir. John Wright Writers Mark Stay, John Wright …
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