Best Toppie Podcasts (2024)

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sc 609 LOTSL Episode 2: He Just Doesn't Shut Up! 1:30:03

1d ago1:30:03

1:30:03

Toppie presents the all-new Life On the Shit List, Episode 2, a nice a nice, long episode chock full of LOTSL-Goodness! Join The whole LOTSL gang and listen as they discuss Death and Dying, Paths to Reconciliation, Trump Anxiety, ASSASINATION CONSPIRACIES GALORE, AI Awareness, Who Is Your Personal Nemesis? and that fucking Yellowstone super-volcano…

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Menardi Gras 1:08:43

10d ago1:08:43

1:08:43

Happy last birthday, America! Today: tomfoolery and malarkey at Wisconsin-based home improvement company Menards. Also: KP is officially a Minnesotan! Buy Lawyers Behaving Badly Merch! Music by Def Lev.By Karen Delaney & Jennifer Judge

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sc 608 I'll Tend To The Flame, You Can Worship The Ashes 17:55

2M ago17:55

17:55

Toppie reads his father's obituary (as written by his father). Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog! Follow him on X. Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you!By Toppie Smellie

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sc 607 LOTSL Episode 1: Who be them "Sovereign Citizens," Anyway? 1:15:32

2M ago1:15:32

1:15:32

The LOTSL crew asks: What the heck is this "Sovereign Citizen" thing about? Plus, much much more! Hey, listen folks: We here at LOTSL are getting a whole new show up off the ground with the all new LOTSL! However... there have been some unexpected technical setbacks... all of which we will eventually finger out. But until then... you might as well …

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sc 606 Totally Totality! 25:20

2M ago25:20

25:20

Toppie and his pal Manyan Phelps embark on a road trip adventure that takes them into the PATH OF TOTALITY!!!! Like... WOW... it's a total solar eclipse! Experience it in real time! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog! Follow him on X. Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie wi…

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Hot Toppie Tapas 1:23:37

3M ago1:23:37

1:23:37

We're back this week with: an eclipse recap, JJ's TikTok FYP, Gita Sankano's lawsuit against MLA Global, an Arizona Cardinals update, and Elon Musk and his lawyer Alex Spiro behaving badly in Musk's latest defamation case. Buy Lawyers Behaving Badly Merch! Music by Def Lev.By Karen Delaney & Jennifer Judge

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sc 605 "I Held It Rather Like A Pencil, Dear..." 18:17

4M ago18:17

18:17

Sassy McSass-Sass wants NOTHING to do with Aunt Tappie's sincere apology for going into outer space with Roger Bunting. We do, however, finally learn what happened to Aunt Tappie and Roger while they were off-Earth... and it's a tale NOT to be believed! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog! Follow him on X. Friend …

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SURPRISE ALL-NEW LOTSL SPECIAL! 51:46

4M ago51:46

51:46

That's right! Brenda Boo, Doc Stone, Jay the Hauntcub and Toppie Smellie have returned with an ALL-NEW episode of LOTSL... or... "Life On The Shit List"! And it looks like there's going to be more, because we, the LOTSL Crew have committed to bring you brand new epsisodes once a month right here on the Smellcast feed (to start with). We would love …

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Southern District Sting Action 1:13:50

5M ago1:13:50

1:13:50

How many people can fit in the criminal conspiracy clown car before the wheels come off? This week's Larry Lawyer tests the limits of a little money laundering between all his closets friends and acquaintances. Also: Wendy's surge pricing, F1, who TF did Reesa Teesa marry, and other hot toppies. Check out Reesa Teesa's "Who TF Did I Marry" TikTok p…

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sc 604 Stick It Out Your Back Door 29:42

5M ago29:42

29:42

It's another full round of sound clips sent in from Smellcast listeners! STICK THIS AND LISTEN!!!! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog! Follow him on X. Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you!By Toppie Smellie

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🚀Stonks & Diamond Hands🚀 1:06:14

5M ago1:06:14

1:06:14

What happens when you're casual about privilege and confidentiality, and your safeword is "material nonpublic information"? 🚀🚀🚀DIAMOND HANDS TO THE MOON BABY.🚀🚀🚀 Also: Gina Carano's Mandalorian lawsuit. Buy Lawyers Behaving Badly Merch! Music by Def Lev.By Karen Delaney & Jennifer Judge

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sc 603 Toppie-Turvey 28:54

5M ago28:54

28:54

First, a farewell to an old friend of the Smellcast. Then, Toppie tells his pal Manyan all about a long time friend of his from Rochester NY with whom he broke off a long time friendshp. It seems Toppie's friend liked to break and enter abandoned homes to hoard whatever he found. At first, Toppie tells the sturry of his break up with conviction and…

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Nepo Baby Short King 1:10:31

6M ago1:10:31

1:10:31

Dive into the dysfunction, drama, dirty deeds, racial discrimination, and misogyny (allegedly) pervasive through the Arizona Cardinals football team. Also: Eat dirt, Elon! Visual representation of Jeff Bezos's wealth. Buy Lawyers Behaving Badly Merch! Music by Def Lev.By Karen Delaney & Jennifer Judge

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Peeping the Scandal at Troutman Peeper 1:13:29

6M ago1:13:29

1:13:29

And we're back! This week: Former associate Gita Sankano's lawsuit against Troutman Pepper Hamilton Sanders. Also, Ken Paxton hijinx! Buy Lawyers Behaving Badly Merch! Music by Def Lev.By Karen Delaney & Jennifer Judge

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sc 602 Aunt Tappie's First Drop 20:23

6M ago20:23

20:23

Toppie is embarrassed when Aunt Tappie tells the story of her first New Year's Eve drop in 1933 amidst the great depression! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog! Follow him on X. Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you!…

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Smellcast Chrimma Special With The Chickens! 24:10

7M ago24:10

24:10

Sassy wants to record Toppie's chickens to hear what they will say at the stroke of midnight on Christmas Eve! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog! Follow him on X. Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you!…

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A Day Late & A Dollar Short 1:03:11

7M ago1:03:11

1:03:11

Join us this week to discuss Alina Habba, one of Donald Trump's motley crew of donkey lawyers. Also, we ask the burning question: How do nudie pics end up on PACER? Buy Lawyers Behaving Badly Merch! Music by Def Lev.By Karen Delaney & Jennifer Judge

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The Pringles Perplexity 1:05:26

7M ago1:05:26

1:05:26

Today: DIVA DOWN! OpenAI, and the mystery of the Pringles Pooper. Plus, limited edition merch, linked below! Buy Lawyers Behaving Badly Merch! Music by Def Lev.By Karen Delaney & Jennifer Judge

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sc 601 Toppie's Thanksgiving Day with the SC gang! 14:08

8M ago14:08

14:08

Happy Turkey Day 2023! Toppie is here with just about the ENTIRE Smellcast gang for a convoluted THANKSGIVING DAY JIFFY MIX CORN-PUDDIN' kind of celebration! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog! Follow him on X. Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend y…

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Gym, Tan, Launder 56:25

8M ago56:25

56:25

Today: The wild and unpredictable world of timeshare sales on the hopping Atlantic City casino scene. This week’s Larry is up for Worst In-House Counsel of the decade. Also! A chaotic and dramatic Tayvis weekend. Buy Lawyers Behaving Badly Merch! Music by Def Lev.By Karen Delaney & Jennifer Judge

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Pink Chairs & Baby Hands 1:03:06

8M ago1:03:06

1:03:06

Today's show: a judge who loves textin' and Facebook postin' (allegedly). Also, more on former Bankruptcy Judge David Jones. Plus, SBF got a guilty verdict. Buy Lawyers Behaving Badly Merch! Music by Def Lev.By Karen Delaney & Jennifer Judge

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Undercover (Judge) Lover 56:45

9M ago56:45

56:45

This week: What the hell is going on in the Southern District of Texas? Let's talk US Bankruptcy Judge David Jones, his clerk, and our pals at Jackson Walker. Also: 1989 (TV) and Tayvis. Buy Lawyers Behaving Badly Merch! Music by Def Lev.By Karen Delaney & Jennifer Judge

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sc 666 Paul's Story: "There's No Thrill... Just Chill..." 36:57

9M ago36:57

36:57

On this special Halloween edition of the Smellcast Tommy Hashbrowns (Paul) stops in to tell his true tale of the unknown. Sensitive listeners: be advised of unsettling and disturbing content. Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog! Follow him on X. Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then…

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Metal Scrappin' Our Hearts Out 1:13:43

9M ago1:13:43

1:13:43

Today: Law and the metal scrapping industry collide. Also, Caroline Ellison melted in the microwave and more on SBF's FTX trial. Buy Lawyers Behaving Badly Merch! Music by Def Lev.By Karen Delaney & Jennifer Judge

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Hot Toppie Interlude 54:35

9M ago54:35

54:35

Today! Billionaires and their parents getting smacked. Yeehaw! Buy Lawyers Behaving Badly Merch! Music by Def Lev.By Karen Delaney & Jennifer Judge

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sc 599 "You Might As Well Open Your Secure Doors... I'm Here..." 28:15

10M ago28:15

28:15

There is some attempt by Toppie to do a very nice episode about what he and his cast members did over the summer. However, that attempt is quickly abandoned because the usual insanity erupts. This time, it's like... a blast off in Pickle Hollow... only not really... only maybe it is... oh, hell... YOU FIGURE IT OUT, OKAY!!???? And Also: Super-speci…

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Dirty Oil Deeds Done Dirt Cheap 1:15:34

10M ago1:15:34

1:15:34

This week: the seedy underbelly of deed and title work for Oklahoma oil and gas companies. We answer the burning question: Will you fail, or will you get rich as f*ck? Also: Will any billionaires who have NOT gifted lavish trips to Clarence Thomas please identify themselves? Buy Lawyers Behaving Badly Merch! Music by Def Lev.…

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Rona Spa 1:24:41

10M ago1:24:41

1:24:41

Welcome to the Rona Spa, where tiger stripes abound and masks are few and far between. Also, the thrilling conclusion of Kenny P's impeachment "trial". Buy Lawyers Behaving Badly Merch! Music by Def Lev.By Karen Delaney & Jennifer Judge

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sc 598 "He's Like Batman, But Before There Was Batman..." 24:47

11M ago24:47

24:47

The Zombie weed! Oh, watch out for that Zombie weed... Toppie and his pal Tommy Hashbrowns visit a marijuana dispensary somewhere in the north country, and later, Toppie experiences what he has come to call... his "Lost Weekend"! The true tale of a naked stoner for your edification and entertainment! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a co…

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Ticket Turmoil 1:17:03

11M ago1:17:03

1:17:03

What’s the difference between The Hang Zone and The Dumb Zone? This week we dive into non-compete litigation that’s shaking up the Dallas media market. Also! An alleged sex pest law prof and even more bad news for ol Kenny P. Buy Lawyers Behaving Badly Merch! Music by Def Lev.By Karen Delaney & Jennifer Judge

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Stainless Steel Scorcher 1:30:16

11M ago1:30:16

1:30:16

Littler Mendelson may have blocked KP on Twitter, but we’ll never block them from our hearts. This week we dive into the Outokumpu Stainless case and how a recalcitrant Littler partner got the firm crosswise with a federal judge and two clients. Also: James O'Keefe just doin' grifter stuff with Project Veritas! Buy Lawyers Behaving Badly Merch! Mus…

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sc 597 Stick It Out Your Back Door! 33:38

11M ago33:38

33:38

STICK IT!!!! Yeah, STICK IT!!!! Stick it out your back door! We got water puppets, fridge-drainage, snorers galore and lots of wetness! All these sounds and more on our latest ALL-NEW Stick It episode!!! Special thanks to the following contributors: Tommy Hashbrowns Tastes Like Burning Tim Scotty, The Little Aussie Battler Harley in Denver Kathy Ba…

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Ernie’s Blank Settlement Check Bonanza 1:24:23

11M ago1:24:23

1:24:23

This week JJ and KP discuss Ernie Esquire and his scheme to defraud the NFL and hundreds of his clients. But Ernie's got a nemesis just waiting in the wings to kneecap him. Also: can you Overtake My Heart? Buy Lawyers Behaving Badly Merch! Music by Def Lev.By Karen Delaney & Jennifer Judge

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This Episode Takes the 5th 1:14:03

11M ago1:14:03

1:14:03

What is going on with the Federal Circuit, Judge Newman, and especially one of Judge Newman's law clerks? Also, Lizzo gets sued! Buy Lawyers Behaving Badly Merch! Music by Def Lev.By Karen Delaney & Jennifer Judge

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sc 596 A Pep Talk for Existential Thinkers (Like Me) 27:22

11M ago27:22

27:22

Some thoughts from a terlit cleaner about a way to move forward in an age of existential thoughts and impending doom. Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog! Follow him on X. Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you!…

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Such a Display of Solipsistic Callousness! 1:05:30

12M ago1:05:30

1:05:30

We're going back to our roots this week with Larry Lawyer, an estate liquidator, and a mysteriously absent client. Also, Sam Bankman-Fried and FTX are back! Buy Lawyers Behaving Badly Merch! Music by Def Lev.By Karen Delaney & Jennifer Judge

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sc 595 Toppie, Your Chickens Are Splooting! 31:11

12M ago31:11

31:11

No actual white, far right, religious, whacko nut-job Republicans were actually killed during this episode of the Smellcast. And they should thank their lucky stars, because frankly... it was a close call. It's a monumental global wide environmental disaster today on the Smellcast as Toppie and Sassy are washed out to sea in an epic tale of surviva…

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Ken Paxton Pt. 3: Special Prosecutin’ 1:40:24

12M ago1:40:24

1:40:24

We finalize our journey into the corruption-riddled Kenny P, discussing why his loyal henchmen / employees turned on him, ultimately leading to his impeachment. And: if they’re not impeding a federal criminal investigation for you, are they even your friend? Buy Lawyers Behaving Badly Merch! Music by Def Lev.…

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Ken Paxton Pt. Deux 1:26:49

1y ago1:26:49

1:26:49

We continue our deep dive into ole' Kenny P, the worst(ish?) (currently suspended) AG in the country. We look at what legal positions Paxton has taken since 2015, including some light insurrection incitement. Also: Clarence Thomas is in a cool club where rich guys get neat medals! Buy Lawyers Behaving Badly Merch! Music by Def Lev.…

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Hot Toppie Interlude 1:06:25

1y ago1:06:25

1:06:25

This week, we take a break from Kenny P and talk about OceanGate and 303 Creative, along with a correction about the South Dakota Attorney General Jason Ravelsborrggrgrgrg, Vanderpump Rules, Kyle and Mauricio of RHOBH fame, and Juvenile's NPR Tiny Desk concert. Back next week with more Kenny P being awful! RHOBH: The Dinner Party from Hell Juvenile…

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Ken Paxton Pt. I: The Pen Purloiner 1:21:24

1y ago1:21:24

1:21:24

This week: Meet the worst Attorney General in the country, Texas's own Ken Paxton! We talk Ken’s humble beginnings, his felony indictments (plural), an SEC lawsuit, and other exquisitely petty and corrupt moments. Also: Lewis Brisboi doing the FO part of FA, and Diana Jenkins settles with Enty Lawyer. Buy Lawyers Behaving Badly Merch! Music by Def …

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sc 594 "I Do This So That Gay Kids Live": An Interview with D'Manda Martini 13:44

1y ago13:44

13:44

Now more than ever, it is so important we teach our youngsters about acceptance and being kind to one another. In her own words: On this special June Pride edition of the Smellcast, we find out how participating in Drag Queen Story Hour has personally affected Maryland based Drag Super-Star, D'Manda Martini. Find D'Manda Martini on Twitter! Write t…

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Excessive Hot Toppie Warning 59:47

1y ago59:47

59:47

The Lewis Brisbois conflagration; ChatGPT chaos; and a DWP update. This hot toppies only episode has it all. Buy Lawyers Behaving Badly Merch! Music by Def Lev.By Karen Delaney & Jennifer Judge

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LADWP Pt. III: Double Birds Up 1:33:07

1y ago1:33:07

1:33:07

We're back! In this final installment of our Los Angeles Department of Water & Power series, we answer the burning question: How did this all come crashing down? Buy Lawyers Behaving Badly Merch! Music by Def Lev.By Karen Delaney & Jennifer Judge

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sc 593 Catching Up With Kevin and Brian 34:42

1y ago34:42

34:42

Longtime listeners of the Smellcast will recognize our guests this episode: Kevin and Brian of Dansbury Connecticut, lovingly known to Pride 48-ers as... "The Dansburries," return for a fun and informative chat-fest with Toppie. Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog! Follow him on Twitter. Friend Toppie on Facebook …

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LADWP Pt. II: This Is Gonna Break Your Botox 1:13:20

1y ago1:13:20

1:13:20

JJ and KP continue their foray into the travails of the Los Angeles Department of Water and Power. This week: is a class action settlement too good to be true? Buy Lawyers Behaving Badly Merch! Music by Def Lev.By Karen Delaney & Jennifer Judge

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LADWP Pt. I: Ready for Crime Time 1:19:41

1y ago1:19:41

1:19:41

This week: JJ and KP discuss one of the many scandals at the Los Angeles Department of Water & Power in recent years involving a very enterprising and crimey attorney. Also, we're starting to sense that Justice Clarence Thomas might not be such an upstanding guy? Buy Lawyers Behaving Badly Merch! Music by Def Lev.…

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sc 592 That But Dimly We See 28:40

1y ago28:40

28:40

In this blistering climax, answers await those behind the scene at the Smellcast studio: Before this episode is done, the cast asembled will hear an answer from Toppie that will decide the fate of all concerned. Sounds pretty dramatic, huh? Once again, featuring special guest star, IKK from the Shy Life Podcast with thanks to Paul Chandler! Write t…

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A Sham of an Odyssey 1:07:33

1y ago1:07:33

1:07:33

Join KP and JJ this week as they discuss the Demoulas drama from the 1990s. Inept spy craft, Larry and Jerry Lawyers, Hawaiian shirts, and proper Greek names: our hosts examine the entire sham. Also: Dan Snyder is selling the Commanders, and nobody is sad to see him go. Get your merch here! Music by Def Lev. Buy Lawyers Behaving Badly Merch! Music …

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A Real Stinker of an Episode 1:17:48

1y ago1:17:48

1:17:48

This week, KP and JJ discuss a lawyer who drives a great big truck, loves guns, and has a hard time keeping his checks clean. Also, Tucker Carlson got fired--yay! Music by Def Lev. Merch! Buy Lawyers Behaving Badly Merch! Music by Def Lev.By Karen Delaney & Jennifer Judge

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