Welcome to the Undercooked Kitchen! Pull up your sleeves and get on your knees as you cook alongside head chefs André LaMilza, Dashawn Mahone and Nicole Rodriguez on a journey to create the worlds tastiest dishes!
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Undercooked Analysis began with a simple idea: no script, no plan, and no filters as Creepypasta is put to literary scrutiny. Every Tuesday, join some mixture of David, Allen, Kaela and/or an ever-changing roster of guests as they attempt to make their way through whatever the internet throws at them. No story is safe from their raw feedback and inane banter.
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The Uncooked podcast hosts give their raw, uncut thoughts about topics taken from the viewers. With creative side segments, they entertain and engage with the listeners.
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Rob Schneider wanted to shake up the television industry and thus created his own self-funded/written/produced/starring series for Netflix. Guy and Tim are joined by special guest comedians from all over the world to critically assess this work. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Talking trash and much more. Mostly news, music, laughs, freestyling, parodies, and acting like a child.
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Does the question “What’s for dinner?” make you groan with despair? Are you lacking both time AND inspiration? Author Yumi Stynes and cookbook publisher Simon Davis are both busy, love food, and here to help. In a podcast you can whack on for the drive home from work, you get meal ideas realistic enough to be cooked that night, AND you get laughs while learning more about the food you've been cooking every day. Easy recipes and cooking hacks that will save you time and get you loving food ag ...
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177 - "Cannon Washington: The American Hammer of Freedom" by Daniel Scamell
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After paying their respects to our runners-up with some brief thoughts and analysis, David, Allen and Abysmii reveal the campy, colorful and comical 1st-place winner of our New Pulp Writing Challenge. A sincere parody of the genre’s most over-the-top material, we (re)join Cannon Washington as he stoically challenges the Uber-Kremlin’s dastardly sch…
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Having a food failure ISN'T unusual. It's part of being a cook. But there's something particularly painful when it's a whole cake that's ruined. I relive a recent Pear Cake fail and we talk through what can be done when things don't go to plan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…
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GOOOOOD MORNING! You just woke up and you're hungry, so why not take a big ol' bite of our hit new cereal Nihilistic Crunch! Head Chefs: André LaMilza, Dashawn Mahone, & Ken O'Connor Intro: Noah Charlick Outro: Christopher Williams - I'm Dreamin' (New Jack Swing Remix) by Joshua MorseBy André LaMilza, Dashawn Mahone, & Nicole Rodriguez
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Hetty McKinnon's cookbook 'Community' is an Aussie classic. I remember when women used to give this to each other as a cult gift - so good! Everything from this book is amazing and you can buy it via this link. The following recipe can also be found here. But listen to this episode STEP 1: Barbeque the following, well. 2 heads (1kg) broccoli, cut i…
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Dinosaur Spaghetti! - AKA Hipster Kale Pasta 1 bunch of kale, leaves torn off the ribs, (ribs composted) Pop the leaves into a large pot of boiling, salted water. Cook 30 seconds then drain on a dry, clean tea towel. Allow to cool slightly. Lightly use hands to wring them out. Put the leaves in the food processor, with a handful of walnuts, 30g gra…
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Yumi has some reflections after she cooked a bit of food for a friend's son's birthday bash. In short? There might always be a vomit or 2 if it's an 18th... Also -? Food that is good at 6pm needs to also be good at 2am. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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How do you line the stomachs of the guests celebrating an 18th? Yumi and Simon both have ideas and experience with this! WHOSE WILL WIN OUT? If you want to know more about the inari Yumi mentioned, they look like this. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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176 - "No Further Communication" by ClericofMadness
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The 2nd-place winner of the New Pulp Writing Challenge is another cosmic nightmare, but this time witnessed through the disjointed epistolary of a mad(?) professor. David, Allen and Abysmii try to put the pieces together and revel in the elegent use of ambiguity in the unknown. Story submitted by ClericofMadness. Check out The Fog Report of Queen M…
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Nagi 'Recipe Tin Eats' Maehashi has a new book, we talk Dozer...
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Our second special episode with RecipeTinEats's Nagi Maehashi! Her new book can be found here. On this episode, we talk cooking for your dog, where Nagi gets her cooking inspiration, excessive sweetness in Western food, and a beautiful whipped tahini that can be used on SO MANY THINGS - from eggs to eggplant, broccolini to white fish. WHIPPED TAHIN…
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The legendary brains behind Recipe Tin Eats (- one of the world's most widely used cooking and recipe websites -) NAGI MAEHASHI - joins Yumi on today's 5 Minute Food Fix! They talk about recipe testing, her new cookbook, which you can order here, and how to make the simplest, yummiest thing: WHIPPED RICOTTA 1 cup (8 oz) full-fat, good-quality ricot…
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Your October Public Service CHRISTMAS Announcement!
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Not everyone listens to each episode as they drop but if you're here in October, now is the time to start thinking about Christmas. Sorry! One of my favourite pudding recipes comes from Dan Lepard. I love his use of grated carrot and dark ale beer in this! It's also dead-easy and reliable. I always chuck in a few extra things my Mum likes - dried f…
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In our cookbook, which you can buy here, I have a recipe for 'Wedding Guest Croutons' - theory being that the perfect crouton should be like the perfect wedding guest: Immaculately behaved and never overshadowing the real stars of the show ( - the bride, the mother-of-the-bride, the flower girls and the SALAD or the PASTA ON WHICH IT SITS). Phew! B…
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175 - "Pursuit of the Ivory Horror" by A. S. Evans
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After some careful consideration, David, Allen and Abysmii begin the process of revealing and discussing the winners of our New Pulp Writing Challenge. And this 3rd-place entry is an eldritch nightmare that evokes an alien city and an exacerbated game of cat-and-mouse with the story’s namesake fiendish entity. But what does this creature want with …
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Recipe 32: The G.O.O.P. Music Festival
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HURRY! ON SALE NOW!!! Get your tickets and come on down for a once in a lifetime show Join us as we cook up our very own music festival!!! Head Chefs: André LaMilza, Dashawn Mahone, Nicole Rodriguez, & Ken O'Connor Intro: Noah Charlick Outro: Christopher Williams - I'm Dreamin' (New Jack Swing Remix) by Joshua Morse…
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Asparagus really is the KING of Vegetable. It has such a short season, is so flavourful and healthy, and best of all, requires the very barest of intervention to make it taste good. If you're interested, the restaurant where Simon had the best asparagus of his life is St Peter in Paddington, Sydney, and it's extraordinary by all accounts! But to ma…
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GRAPEFRUIT - and also, WHAT WENT WRONG WITH MY BANANA BREAD?
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We've talked about Simon's 'Fully Loaded Banana Bread' on this podcast before... but today Yumi arrives in studio with a massive fail of this tried-and-tested recipe. Here, we try to unpack what went wrong... And then we head into the real reason we wanted to talk - which was the concern that we are not making the most out of the wonderfully non-pe…
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Amazingly, Simon and I are up to 299 episodes of the 5 Minute Food Fix! Here's what to do with an excess of blueberries. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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School holidays can be a rough time for parents! Yumi and Simon have a food-related activity you could do with your kids? Make preserved lemons! (it's easier than you'd think. The hard part is figuring out what to do with the preserved lemons once you've made them tbh.) Well lucky you're here because Simon has a weeknight recipe he likes that uses …
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À la Carte 5: Beta Testing The Cheez-it
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Welcome to the Undercooked Kitchen after hours or what we like to call "À la Carte"~ These are bonus content that dives into other cooking related topics. Join your Chef André, Dashawn, and Ken discuss topics like Mexican pizza, Cheet-its, Super Size Me, DJ Jazzy Jeff, and more! Head Chefs: André LaMilza, Dashawn Mahone, & Ken O'Connor Intro: 다니헤르츠…
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MIRACLE CABBAGE AND CHICKEN WARNING: This episode contains instances of making each other laugh like astronauts on a space station where they've run out of oxygen and have no choice but to start pumping in pure happy gas. Unfettered lunacy I tell you! TO MAKE THIS MIRACLE: In a medium bowl, whisk together 1tbs each of soy sauce, honey and olive oil…
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Not gonna lie, Yumi still sounds sick on this episode and mercifully Simon runs the show to talk through the uses of nut butter, in particular peanut butter! PEANUT NOODLE SALAD YOU'LL MAKE WEEKLY: Dressing 140g peanut butter juice of 2 limes 1/4 cup soy sauce 2 tbs sesame oil 2 tbs maple syrup 1/4 cup water 2 tsp grated ginger 2 finely grated garl…
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Recipe 31: Paddle Saga XYZ The Knockey: The Air Hockey Journey!
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Grab your pucks and paddles because we're about to enter the KNOCKEY ZONEEE!!! Help our chefs cook up the greatest sports anime of all time! Head Chefs: André LaMilza, Dashawn Mahone, & Ken O'Connor Intro: Dragon Ball Z Original Soundtrack - Solid State Scouter Outro: Christopher Williams - I'm Dreamin' (New Jack Swing Remix) by Joshua Morse Additi…
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174 - "Hollywood Horror" (Part 2) by Paul Ernst
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Atomic scrambling has left Abysmii a living skeleton, so David, Kaela and Allen will have to finish their analysis of Doctor Satan’s current cruel scheme. With Ascott Keane closing in, will the diabolical villain be able to follow through with his plan? Or will the power of his mysterious ray see both of them cut down to size (pun intended)? Story …
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'Template' Granola, + Kiwi fruit for the win
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It's always* fun when you go viral, especially for an article you've written about bodily functions! One thing I didn't include in the article was a tip from my pelvic floor physio about what to eat for exceptional digestion! She really, REALLY wanted me to eat this food on the reg, so I did, and it's actually been pretty life changing! But how can…
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We just did an episode about capers and I was fired up to talk about Smoked Salmon Bagels, given that they're a classic and I have eaten PLENTY. So what are some of the elements of the perfect Smoked Salmon Bagel? As usual, Simon knows a gobsmacking amount about a niche food (Caperberries and boiled bagels, in this case), and we leave you with a co…
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Parental Advisory...Explicit ContentBy Lashua
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Today, Yumi is still sore of throat and there's an alarming revelation about the waste of money that is cough medicine! But Simon has energy around the delicious ingredient - CAPERS. What the heck are capers? They're actually the unripened berried from a prickly caper bush and food-wise, they're probably best-known as the thing you find atop of a s…
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Have David and Allen been hoodwinked? Is this a sign of a narrative trend? A mysterious writer submits five very short stories that bear the uncanny hallmarks of shortstory1 and Rorshack Rorshan, and leaves them scratching their heads as they try to figure out what is going on. All stories submitted by Julia Grane.…
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As we near our 300th episode, Simon and I review our reasons for doing a food podcast. Is it because we love the sound of our own voices? Not so much! (Maybe!) It's because even the BEST cooks struggle to feed their families every day, especially when running households, multiple jobs, parenting, and all the other things we're doing just surviving.…
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The science does NOT back turmeric as anything other than a brightly coloured tuber... but having it with ginger in SHOT form can certainly enliven the feeling in the back of your throat, make you feel like you're at least TRYING to feel better - and it's kind of delicious! It certainly worked for Simon - who reports that this is a MASSIVE retail f…
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It's a celebration of *wait for it* ... GREY FOOD
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It's true that we "eat with our eyes". Most cooks consider the appeal of contrasting (and bright) colours when putting together a meal. Simon gets deep today, asking, "Is there a place for grey food?" Yes, if you count oysters as a grey food! What else? Listen here... Tomato Tonnato recipe Arrange 5-6 big chunky vine tomatoes (about 900g), sliced o…
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We can't nail every meal! Especially when we're cooking in someone else's kitchen! On today's episode, Yumi and Simon both get pod therapy about their most recent disasters, and Simon does a do-over on a delicious Baba Ganoush. DO-OVER BABA GANOUSH 2-3 eggplants, pricked with a skewer or fork (if you don't want to live dangerously) Cook the eggplan…
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Rocket Pear Salad - Rejigged for the Weather!
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All green, raw food does not have to flee from your kitchen just because it's cold. Yes, the weather definitely affects what you feel like eating but salad can still comfort and nurture you even when you're putting an electric blanket on the couch. (Try this! It's excellent!) On today's episode Yumi revisits one of the GOAT salads. The classic. Roc…
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172 - "Hollywood Horror" (Part 1) by Paul Ernst
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Doctor Satan brings his weird crimes to Tinseltown, much to David, Allen and Abysmii's mirth. Can it be that, despite the horror it evokes, this latest scheme to pry cash from wealthy studio moguls doesn't involve direct murder? And how much good has the birdlike Ascott Keane actually done when he has consistently failed to stop his nemesis? No bon…
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Yes, it's been a big and exciting couple of days for Stynes with her book with Dr Melissa Kang 'WELCOME TO SEX' being nominated for a Prime Minister's Literary Award... but we WILL talk about food. Yumi's been busy going through the cookbook she co-wrote with Simon. Partly because she loves Simon's recipes but also because she can't remember her ow…
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There are NO MORE EXCUSES if your roasted potatoes aren't perfect! Also, why is Yumi laughing so hard she has tears? It's all about this guy who went viral for his potatoes. THIS RECIPE IS YUMI'S VERSION Get a large pot on the stove with 2cm water in, turn up hot. At the same time, put a full kettle on to boil. Quarter 700g potatoes. By the time yo…
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Recipe 30: James Cameron's White Olympics ft. Ja Rule
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Just in time for the Olympics our Chefs cook up the next big event in all of human history! Join us, Ja Rule, and James Cameron for making an unforgettable recipe!!! Head Chefs: André LaMilza, Dashawn Mahone, & Ken O'Connor Intro: Noah Charlick Outro: Christopher Williams - I'm Dreamin' (New Jack Swing Remix) by Joshua Morse…
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Freshly returned from his old stomping grounds in London, Simon is full of fresh inspiration and ideas. One of the places he's loved in the past is the legendary Peckham produce store, Persepolis. We hear about its owner and creative force, Sally Butcher, aka Sally in Peckham, and Simon talks us through one of her recipes, which you can find here o…
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171 - "The Ghost Table" by Elliot O'Donnell
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Phantom furniture poses a problem in this odd account from the 1920s. David, Kaela and Abysmii present another weird pulp tale of unintended comedy and unintended(?) sexual tension, all wrapped around one man’s attempt to get an anniversary gift for his wife and how it goes wrong (and on a rampage). Story by Elliot O’Donnell, published in Weird Tal…
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You're in the minority if a lurgie hasn't waylaid you this past month! Here's a ginger tea to heal your roughed-up throat. Cook up 15g ginger, grated in 500ml water. While it's warming, make a slurry of 1/2tbs of potato or corn starch dissolved in 1tbs cold water. When the ginger-water tea is hot, use a whisk to stir in the slurry and bring the mix…
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Simon Davis is freshly returned from a month in his home country and the delightful dining experiences he had in England have invigorated and enlivened his appreciation of food. On today's episode we find out what is Simon's FAVOURITE RESTAURANT...? And we talk through one of the simplest desserts that is so good, I have to "cook" it this afternoon…
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A couple of listeners have asked us to talk you through Tapioca Pudding. It's the sort of thing you can buy in the fridge section of health food stores and at specialty Thai Dessert Takeaway places - but unlike it's spiritual sister Bubble Tea, this is pretty easy to make! Boil 3 cups of water Add in 1/2 cup of tapioca pearls Stir and keep an eye o…
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We discuss the utter absence of cooking with cactus in our lives (!) and a cookbook which I have loved by Nik Sharma called VEG-TABLE. To make the recipe, you need 500g Orecchiette (thus named because the tiny scooped pieces look like a baby's ear 285g frozen peas 11/2 tsp cumin seeds and 1/2 tsp fennel seeds, lightly crushed in a mortar and pestle…
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Parental Advisory...Explicit ContentBy Lashua
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Grated Tomato BRILLIANCE (bonus prawn option!)
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On today's episode Simon and Yumi reminisce about when they first started recording the podcast more than 280 episodes ago - in the KiiS Sydney studios, using Kyle Sandilands's diamond-encrusted microphone. It's been an incredibly fun and delicious ride since then and today's a bit of a full-circle moment as Simon builds on that first ever episode'…
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170 - "The Man Who Chained the Lightning" (Part 2) by Paul Ernst
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David and Matt are in for a shock as they join Kaela, Allen and Abysmii for the explosive finale of the second Doctor Satan tale. As Ascott Keane learns the truth of his adversary’s latest scheme, prepare to be jolted by the reveal of Bostiff’s backstory, a staggering amount of innuendo, and the electric clock’s purpose becoming the dumbest plot po…
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Recipe 29: Gen 10: The Bilbo Region
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It's morning and you're read to start your Pokémon journey! Head over the Bilbo region as your chefs cook you up a brand new Pokédex!!! Head Chefs: André LaMilza, Dashawn Mahone, & Ken O'Connor Intro: Noah Charlick Outro: Christopher Williams - I'm Dreamin' (New Jack Swing Remix) by Joshua MorseBy André LaMilza, Dashawn Mahone, & Nicole Rodriguez
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Some great info in today's episode about why some foods burn while we're cooking them EVEN WHEN WE'RE RIGHT THERE WATCHING. It's all about SUGAR content! Whether in a bolognese sauce or the fancy toast you keep burning, WHY? And what to do about it? PLUS - try this brilliant Teriyaki Sauce recipe that is TOO EASY to believe! TERIYUMMY CHICKEN 500g …
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'Girl Dinner' is - - what? And a sweet little Girl Dinner of Flatbread + Haloumi + Zucchini
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On today's episode I take care to explain exactly what is meant by the Very Online term, 'Girl Dinner'... and I have a girl dinner of my own to share, based on this recipe - but not much like it at all. YUMI'S GIRL DINNER FLATBREAD 1 x small, round za'atar flatbread, shop bought about 150g of halloumi cheese, grated 1 x medium zucchini, shaved into…
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It's no secret that Simon Davis LOVES Greek yoghurt as an ingredient. But has he ever been this excited about Greek yoghurt as he is today? Listen for a fantastic rave about Anna Jones's new cookbook 'Easy Wins' - an exasperated take on mayo - and this fantastic recipe: Frizzled Spring Onion and Olive Oil Dip 150g good Greek yoghurt, strained if yo…
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