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Clever Name Podcast is a "comedy" podcast with hot takes and unfunny commentary. We are like the ugly chick in the hot friend group, extremely unappealing but when you run out of options we are always here.
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Dodds from Dodds in the Wild joins us this week to read a new novel "Jews On The Moon" and add more fuel to the moose vs bull debate. Dontbeweakandgay.com is a motivational dream for anyone who needs it, we pick our presidential candidate for 2024. We guess the price of prostitutes hourly wage by country. Finally we find the sent of the summer with…
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Artty Ryan Blake and Martin are joined by Dodds from Dodds in The Wild again to play the most important brain rot quiz ever. We check out the break dancing in the Olympics and a step by step tutorial on how to make a Freddy Kruger. We play the soup, sandwich, salad or ravioli game and it sparks a HEATED argument over whether Jello is a soup. All th…
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This week we have a full house with Blakes girlfriend joining the show and we start by giving Artty his praise for an great show and some AMAZING artwork last week but will he be able to hear it? We play the second edition of Zoomer Vs Boomer were we play guess the meme. This whole podcast is sponsored by Fat Ocho Martin this week and we hear some …
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Its a Level 29 Autism Episode so Ryan and Artty read the newest hit short story "The Mysterious Murder of Dodds". We do the final edition of this week in Biden, we witness the most progressive street altercation and strange internet slaves. We review Arttys 12 year old movie "Dead Town" plus we get the see a first person view of a day in Arttys lif…
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Dodds from Dodds in the Wild joins just in time for elite Canadian Wolves to be air dropped in America to kill the moose, play a modified version of Heads Up and to look at the greatest athletes of all time. We watch the trump assassination attempt video, a Toronto man with a sweet car and google maps open in a warzone map. We rank some racism, a m…
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Blake, Artty Martin and Ryan are joined by Dodds from Dodds in the Wild to guess some of the dumbest laws in Canada, check on vice president Trump and recount our recent interaction with Gay Martin. Indians be groping at waterparks in Canada, nudity is allowed on youtube as long as its not us and people are doing drive by nuttings on this weeks epi…
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Ryan chugs 250mg of THC, Artty is so drunk that he cant unmute his mac and Martin is buss'n Fr Fr with the his official music video. Rumble money is rolling in, ISIS has a nude fashion show and we watch a live Post Malone concert. A judge rules over the case of the missing testicles, we learn the recipe for 'Piss Air" and Joe Biden is going to beat…
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Ryan hates fun, gun bongs and is pissy, we find out you can be fired for racist podcasting and we listen to transphobic techno. We try to finish another gauntlet of horrible videos and we play another edition of who's most likely. We check in on some blackface tattoos, Ryan does mushrooms and aa lady had a leach stuck in her nose for weeks. All thi…
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The Hawk Tuah Girl is all the rage over taking the hype over the Oilers flash girl, our rumble earnings are through the roof and we start the hunt for the song "i love 9/11". Martin is ddos attacked by a mobile game, Drake drops a Juneteenth freestyle and Martin writes the drinking and driving song of the summer. Ryan's girlfriend has some insider …
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You have been warned to not watch the pre show for this episode. All four Clever Crew back in full force on the new podcastsaregay.com. A new scissoring class is a fun way to stay fit in 2024, a man in Japan is having some toilet problems and Shacainaglob has an offer you cant refuse. We play guess the gender, rank some racism and find out why whit…
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Every one of the Clever Crew is back this week and Jack sent more schizo messages while Ryan struggles to read them. Blake has been hiding Indian metal music from us, we play zoomer vs boomer gen alpha slang edition and President Joe Biden was caught slidin' a Biden in his pants. Canada has change the word cervix to "front hole" in this week in wok…
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Ryan has gone full schizophrenic trying to get the website thesimulation.com, Jack came back to tell us we still cant see in his fridge and Biden looks suspicious. Shaggy smokes a bong from a beaver, we play the "find a clean street in India" game and we list all 145 LGBT awareness day. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. T…
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The boys welcome some of the new fans from WATP and read some of their encouraging comments. Ryan is cleared of all charges, Artty gets a lukewarm reception to his artwork and we get our hands on one of the most rare Pokémon in the world. A crazy lady breaks in to take a dump in a mans house, a woman and her husband do some creative target practice…
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All the boys are reunited and we have some updates on past our online harassment campaigns, we find the spark autism foundation and Martin wrote a song about feet pics. Past guest Jack says we are too sensitive for him to come on the show again and Ryan has a white power moment. We play Clever Name Jeparty and Artty finishes his apology to the boys…
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Artty, Martin and Ryan check out the new hate speech laws coming to Canada soon and see how many rules this podcast is in violation of, we fight back against the unjust laws that prevent us to ride a moose shirtless by writing a country song and Ryans butthole will never be the same. the RSDB is back up and running, we write to an inmate looking fo…
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We are back and making huge bank on rumble. We find out if you can drive shirtless in Canada and if transporting a moose changes that, ACDC says the N word in one of their songs and Amazons AI if just hundreds of Indian call center workers. We find Eryk all grown up and Biden givens the most coherent speech he has ever done. Lizzo shows up to the f…
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Its episode 420 on 4/20 and we have a crazy episode ready for the occasion. We find new and creative ways of consuming THC, Artty brings us another edition of wokemon and we rank celebrity N words usage. Sammy Starfish releases her first country hit "Pumpkin Takes" and we get to view the exclusive music video. Finally, we have the 4th edition of "W…
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The boys for Rats in the Attic Podcast join us and we welcome them with some erotic fan fiction and AI generated love songs. A polish priest hosted gay orgies and mutilated some genitals, masturbating in other peoples homes in now legal and launchables are mostly lead. A woman does a live fire waxing of her butthole, super gonorrhea is on the loose…
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We are all very sad about the death of O.J. Simpson, some of our solar eclipse predictions came true and Artty finishes the chevy spark drawing. We play guess whats in my butt again, we look at the new ways to get your nicotine fix and Artty has a new page on clevernamepodcast.com dedicated to his art. You can now order drawings of ANYTHING from Ar…
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Blake, Artty, Ryan and Martin are all back and Artty has finally finished the halo drawings for Martins birthday (in February). Ryan sticks his dick in a vacuum and catches his shit, we give our predictions for the solar eclipse and autism is a death sentence in Canada. Ryan bonds with a kid over growing up in an autism cage and we find some people…
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Mark Sargent join the show to have our 4th flat earth discussion. We make our predictions for what will happen during the upcoming apocalyptic eclipse, why we cant travel to antarctica and the moon landing. We find out Mark is just Neil Armstrong in disguise and the ongoing feud on the flat earther communities. We pick team Flearth or Glearth on th…
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This week we have very sad news to report about some of our favorite websites, men's tampons are now available around Canadian workplaces and Ryan is going to try them out. We get some video of baby Martin, Martin Maxing. We do round 2 of the "can you tell if its a lady or a lady boy" game. We have an Arttyvention where we talk about Arttys drinkin…
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Tony Hawk 27 trailer release, Martin gets an award for guessing lady boys and we all wood. We play another edition of Guess Who The What Said Who, we laugh at fart sounds for a good 20 mins and we find people Martin Maxing in the wild. The Sandwich game makes a return and we watch a live performance of What up by 4 Non Blonde. All this and so much …
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Blake Ryan Martin and Artty are joined by Blakes girlfriend Julia with the third instalment of What's in the Box. We rise for the retarded singing of the national anthem and we guess how many times a reusable bad needs to be used before its considered eco friendly. People light them self on fire for things other than Palestine and we watch a weird …
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The FTC has made us all declare our race and gender and we watch a Russian kid jump out a fifth floor window like Eric Clapton's kid. We do our new segment "fire" and our long time favorite Clever Name Podcast classic bit "bestiality". We create the duck version of American history x, a man poops on a sleeping man on the street and a moose gets pun…
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Nazis have the debate of the century about who shits in the street, fans tell us why they should kill themselves and we play the first edition of the whisper game. Artty loses his mind during the sandwich game, a lady got root rot in her cooch and a woman plays with a grenade. We find out what a selkie is, we see some good parenting and we rank som…
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We have Flat Earth Vikka on the show this week for our third podcast on the flat earth theory. Vikka has 2 popular documentaries and a weekly podcast on the flat earth. We discuss our varying levels of belief in the flat earth and some of the questions holding us back from believing. Most importantly we come up with a plan to once and for all prove…
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Ryan finally caught Covid and we celebrate Artty being a part of the show for one full year. We get a new take on an old classic video, Shrekfest has been officially canceled for good and new Epstein game just dropped. A Florida cop open fires on an acorn and teacher hot tub seduction is more common that we realized. Coffee is racist and we're play…
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The Clever Crew is back in action with another AI moose vs Bull simulation, a stripper is hired for the boys on the job site and we get predictions for the future of the Clever Name Podcast. We get a gauntlet worth of Primordial's videos, and we find out the most f%ckable pasta. Artty has a man vs machine battle of comedy in Kill Artty, Martin says…
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Ryan has car problems and rented the worlds gayest car, we lock in our bets for when Blake will have poop thrown on him and we guess what Osama Bin Laden had on his computer by playing the Bin Laden Hard Drive Game. A mom is advertising her Onlyfans in the school pick up lane, Artty does his best Kill Artty set and the big swinging Canadian dick is…
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F*ck Trudeau chants break out the the last UFC PPV, Ryans throwing poo google alert finally pays off and we take a look at the average Tim Horton's experience. We guess the correct logo, Ryan has a melt down over Arttys obsession over Redbar and we learn why any woman having sex with a white guy is unforgivable in This Week in Woke. Artty does Kill…
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The prophecy foretold that this was the week that Blake would return, Martin shows us his best accents and Artty has another edition of Kill Artty. We watch the best parts Only Use Me Blade n word video, some wild penial video are presented and Dana whites boob power slap is an amazing new sport. We play "guess who the what said who" and check out …
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Important Novtober policy discussion takes place and arguments ensue, Ryan found a new way to injure himself with power tools and primordial is back with more videos to scar our souls. We check in on the most talented girl in Russia, Martin does his signature segment "Martins News" and another edition of Guess Who The What Said Who. The 5th edition…
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We do a second show this week to make up for the live stream going down on the last episode. After years of digging we uncovered the original Noot Noot video. Then we see what happens when you search for slurs on Amazon and Oprah says the N word. A stronk woman ponders her orb, we find the Tarzan boy/girl and a guy takes nerf to the next level. All…
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This week the podcast lands on Jan 6th so we do black face or something. We finish the guess who the what said who game and Artty does his 5th edition of Kill Artty. We check out some 5 mins prison crafts for teens that teach us how to make a ballussy and a sponussy. A man was daggered into the hospital, we rank some racism and we find out the winn…
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Its the last show of 2023 and instead of doing a lame clip show like other podcast we bring a you 3 hour classic episode. Martin tries to kill his mother, we play another round of guess who the what said who and we do our prediction for next year and recap our predictions for 2023. Then we do the 2024 Epstein client list draft, Artty does the 4th e…
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ITS CHRISTMAS! and the boys are back together for maybe the last time. What have another edition of Whats In The Box this time with presents but first we have a game created by one of our one of our listeners where we guess who said what from past podcasts. Artty does his third edition of Kill Artty and Blakes girlfriend joins us to watch a man put…
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They boys are back and we have a new intro created by AI plus the official autism rankings for the Clever Name Podcast are out now. Ryan has always been right about how hot Hilary Duff is but now the rest of the internet is catching up. The lady we covered on the show who was caught using a vibrator on the beach has now been found dead in her home …
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Martin Artty and Ryan get a message from Blake about where he has been the past few weeks. A guy flexes his trigger control, Martin shows the correct way to eat rockets/smarties and we watch the music video the classic russian song "they killed the black man". We work on getting a Neg Earth sponsorship and Corey from Corey in the house is trying to…
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We investigate the origin of the ice cream truck song, we watch and old USSR cartoon and Korea is getting around to not eating dogs any more. A man is arrested while hiding in a knocked over potta potty, some days cares are being used as child fight rings and someone was getting Baja Blasted in the back of a Taco Bell. All this and SO much more on …
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Flavor Flav opens the show with the national anthem, we check to to see what side of the Israel Palestine conflict cory in the house is on, we teach Blake what to do when he is attacked by a man throwing poop. Jesus is providing Poland with WIFI and Ryan probably burred his hamster alive. The first liquid cum filter can be injected in you tubes, an…
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Its Martins goodbye show because he moves away tomorrow. As a gift we found a whole list full of new slurs for white people, we hear Blakes final decision on butt egg or loop and Martin translates the 'Smile Guide 1: How To Efficiently Apple" video. Ryan has made martin a goodbye video and we watch back some classic clips including the infamous NOO…
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Forklift champion of the world takes place in Germany but we think we are better, we finally solve if the world has more tires than doors but most importantly the butt egg, piss rice, frootloop debate begins. They caught the Toronto joker from last week and we watch "the most racist porn of all time". All this plus we break down the massive controv…
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This week we watch Steve Aoki's brother argue with Sarah Silverman about when its okay to say the n word, how to no get a tip as a door dash driver and we watch some Israeli propaganda. We get the full story on the guy who gouged out his eyes at a fish concert, we take a look at how the street people of California are keeping clean and read babies …
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Ryan breaks down what happened in the pre show (only on clevernamepodcast.com) and we try to recover. We look over the top problematic Halloween costumes of 2023, a man has his 80 pound testicles removed and amazon delivery driver piss is being sold as an energy drink. Big swinging dick goes to the man who drove through a police station blasting gu…
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Ryan gets caught for stunt driving while white, we get chat gpt to the write latest Steven Segal movie featuring the gang from Clever Name Podcast and we have the first edition of the Racist Girl Beauty Pageant. We check the disabled runway of Victoria secret models and pick out favorites. We found a way to make darts more interesting and Lizzo tel…
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Blake Martin and Ryan find out what happens when you pinch your pee off and sneeze, the real black kkk is still out here and Dr. Fauci shows us the modern cure to covid. Blake breaks down an anime, Beardsons law proves Ryan is right about smoke detectors and a douche Youtuber gets shot by a guy who carries a loose chambered gun in a windbreaker. Al…
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