2 Bears 1 Cave Podcasts

Welcome back to 2 Bears 1 Cave! This episode we're joined by actor, producer, and fellow comedian Andrew Santino. Bert & Andrew start us off discussing why Adam Ray ruined the comedy basketball league, and Santino's new movie "Me Time" with Kevin Hart and Mark Wahlberg. They discuss each others' favorite tequilas, and Bert talks about why he's swit…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Cult431_edit.mp3 Episode 431 In this game written by Wayward Masquerade (@WaywardMasq Etsy) we take you now to the Phone Sanitizing Company in Scarton, Sanizen. The best and most effective way of getting your phone entirely clean of all viruses. Oh… Did I mention the company seems to have b…

What do you know about the Klondike Gold Rush? If you've been to Dawson City, you've probably heard about gold seekers and dance-hall girls. But what about the people displaced by greed and colonialism? Parks Canada is widening its lens and asking visitors to consider their own responsibility to reconciliation. This episode is sponsored by Air Nort…

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer share stories about pregnancy scares, discuss the overturning of Roe v. Wade, find out about the history of orphanages, and revisit the PLASTT subreddit. Bert raves about the Oculus, which he just tried thanks to Brian Simpson, and a conversation about exes prompts the Bears to question which one of them is easier to f…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Cult430_edit.mp3 Episode 430 This week we play more Star Trek Adventures from @Modiphius Having found a lot of Tetrion Bursts coming from Optera 4 the crew of the Kensei decide to investigate. With Three potential investigation sites the Officers must choose. Download the File Music is Morn…

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are together in the bear cave again for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Bert starts off by discussing his fall the night before. and they watch a video of the incident. They also talk about queerbaiting in Thor: Love and Thunder, Daniel Craig, playing red rover, why Bert thought he might have to have a broken jaw, and…

We've all had a mosquito encounter (or zillions), and yet most of us know little about these irksome critters. Entomologist Dan Peach bares his arms for science and explains why discovering the secret life of mosquitoes keeps drawing him back to bug-infested bogs. This episode is sponsored by Air North, Yukon's Airline.…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Cult429_edit.mp3 Episode 429 This week we play more Star Trek Adventures from @Modiphius Finally at Narendra Station the crew finally get to join their Starship, the USS Kensei, one of the Federations new Akira class ships. Heading into the Shackleton expanse, they soon begin to receive str…

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together in the bear cave for this week’s episode! Bert recaps his Fully Loaded tour with Dave Attell, Shane Gillis, Big Jay Oakerson, Taylor Tomlinson, and many more comics. They also discuss Tom’s appearance on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, working out with Mark Bell, the Ron White episode of 2 Bears, …

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Cult428_edit.mp3 Episode 428 Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) Locked in the basement of the Happy Trout the Templars discuss their options with the boat captain they have hired to get them out of Paris. Can they make it out with the treasures they carry or will they be …

On this week’s episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura is joined by lifter, podcaster, and entrepreneur Mark Bell. Tom and Mark discuss weight lifting injuries, Mark’s extreme weight loss, Tom’s workout routine on the road, improving sleep, squatting 1,000+ lbs, diet, motivation, using PEDs and more! Mark and Tom share the story of how they became f…

When Ian Parker and friends started riding (and sometimes carrying) their road bikes in rough and rugged terrain, they pushed the limits of what could be done on skinny tires and unforgiving frames. Then, they discovered this activity had a name: gravel biking. Now, Ian is helping grow the Yukon's mixed-surface biking scene, one flat tire and mud-s…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Cult427_edit.mp3 Episode 427 Having grown in fame people are starting to seek out the Frost Vikings for missions. Albeit missions where the reward is a little hard to calculate. In this case the local Lord Woderick the Raging has an Ogre problem, and there’s a few people willing to take him…

It's 2 Bears 1 Cave with a sick Tom Segura and guest bear Ryan Sickler! The bears talk about Michelin Star restaurants, Tom's mom's gifts, and Brad Pitt. They talk about how sick they get on the road, people who dip chewing tobacco, the 30 For 30 doc on Street Basketball, and Bill Clinton. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/ber…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Cult426_edit.mp3 Episode 426 Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) Having escaped the fall of the Temple, the four templars find themselves in the centre of Paris needing to find a way out without getting spotted by the Kings Men. A plan to steal a boat was the original idea…

It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave and Bert Kreischer welcomes his guest bear Sal Vulcano! They talk about performing on cruises, compare friendships, and gambling. They talk about how Sal grew up, how Impractical Jokers blew up, and surviving the pandemic. They discus their flaws, having fun bombing past podcast appearances, and why no one should…

Bill Donaldson moved into a cave across the Yukon River from Dawson City in the '90s. It's dark and damp—it even floods from time to time—but it's home, and he wouldn't have it any other way. Karen McColl tours the cave and finds out what makes it so homey. This episode is sponsored by Air North, Yukon's Airline.…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Cult425_edit.mp3 Episode 425 Having killed the Big Troll Frost Vikings have realised now that actually Fire should likely have been included. Faced with an explosion of animated Troll Parts will they be able to finally finish the foe off? Download the File Please let us know what you think …

Hey Now! Today we're talking about our first every trip away from our kids, which only took us over 10 years to take 😱 We talk about how well suited Mr. Syke was to New York City and talk about how to keep a relationship going. Leave us a comment and let us know if you've been to NYC and if so, what your favorite thing to eat there was! 😉 🎧We're on…

Hey Now! We're back for an emergency podcast to talk about our insanely cool experience meeting @Bert Kreischer This is essentially just for our own memories because we were so utterly psyched and so much fun. I promise we'll be back to our normal content for you on the next podcast! 🎧We're on Spotify, iTunes, and everywhere else you get your podca…

It's 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and guest bear (from YMH Studios' The Danny Brown Show) Danny Brown! Danny talks to Tom about watches, getting his identity stolen, and things he learned from hanging out with Insane Clown Posse. They talk about how Danny got into podcasting, his move to Austin, traveling and performing in different countries, an…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/Cult424_edit.mp3 Episode 424 We decided to do more Frost Vikings, a decision that had nothing to do with Mawdrigen failing to plan anything! The Pair turns into a quartet and decides to see if they can earn some treasure by solving a local lords Troll issues. Will Bolla, Viv, Hrolf the Bard…

LA! Tom is doing a special event to celebrate the launch of his book "I'd Like To Play Alone Please." Come out June 23th at 8:00pm! Tickets available at https://livetalksla.org/events/tom-segura Welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Bert Kreischer is on dialysis and Tom Segura sits down with guest bear Ron White! The bears talk about how Ron u…

Teri-Lee Isaac wants people to know the history of the Northern Tutchone people. That's why she's offering guided boat tours to Fort Selkirk, a former Hudson's Bay Company trading post and—long before that—a meeting place for inland and coastal peoples. This episode is sponsored by Air North, Yukon's Airline.…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/Cult423_edit.mp3 Episode 423 More sessions of @OspreyGames Paleomythic (available Here) There are Lizardmen, and something huge approaching, but the marked can see light at the end of the tunnel… if they can only make it to that light perhaps they will be saved! Download the File Please let…

We got guest bear Yannis Pappas joining Tom Segura this week! Go check out his standup comedy special "Mom Love" on YouTube! The bears discuss celebrity culture, standup comedy youtube specials, and fat football coaches like Stan Van Gundy and Mark Mangino. They find an article wondering why Bert Kreischer takes his shirt off all the time, describe…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/Cult422_edit.mp3 Episode 422 We finally begin @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) Waking in darkness four relatively newly minted Templars find themselves tasked with getting the orders most sacred artefacts to safety, keeping them out of the hands of King Philip, and away from th…

Another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! This week the two talk about Bert’s love of the band Wilco, how they each pitch this podcast to people who haven’t listened to it, and a promising new product Bert wants to be affiliated with. They discuss being fathers, buying gifts for their crew on the road, how they both got…

Dave Bakica has the opposite of a desk job. From wrangling moose to keeping people safe from bears, the Yukon conservation officer has a lot of stories to share after more than 30 years on the job. These are some of his most memorable moments in the field. In part two of two, Dave talks about bizarre lynx behaviour, net-gunning caribou from a helic…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/Cult421_edit.mp3 Episode 421 Our First In-Person game since the start of Lockdown something like a million years ago. We were due to do three goblins in a trenchcoat but then we ended up a player short so instead we did… Whatever this is! We ran this using Sidequest Decks from Inkwell Ideas…

It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! They talk about how wild it's been to be friends with Joe Rogan as his career has grown, they take the original racist test that Bert found, and they discuss serial killers and where they went wrong. They talk about how Joey Diaz blew up a group text, getting stuck on a huge em…

Episode 420 Ages ago I was perusing Instagram and I saw This Account and it sparked ideas instantly. At the time I told the creator that I would end up creating a session based on these. So here it is! Join the NuTube sensations the Treasure Stompers as they seek for a drug lords gold! Download the File Please let us know what you think either here…

On this episode of “2 Bears, 1 Cave,” Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss hatmaking, Bert’s experience hanging with Christy Mack, Tom’s ad campaign he did with Jared Fogle, athletes who cheat on their spouses, Melissa Villasenor and Selena Gomez’ “chola” SNL sketch, and more. The Bears also take a test to see if they’re racist, and the results ma…

Dave Bakica had the opposite of a desk job. From wrangling moose to snowmobiling across the Arctic and keeping people safe from bears, the Yukon conservation officer has a lot of stories to share after more than 30 years on the job. These are some of his most memorable moments. Episode 1 of 2. This episode is sponsored by Air North, Yukon's Airline…

https://thecultofteaanddice.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/Cult419_edit.mp3 Episode 419 The Finale session of Alien from @freeLeaguePub and @modiphius where we get to the end of Chariot of the Gods! The Montero Crew are starting to turn on each other and it is fast seeming likely that there will be No Survivors of this incident. With Miller on the …

Chris Distefano AKA Chrissy Specials joins Bert Kreischer this week fresh off of his new Netflix special "Speshy Weshy!" They discuss drinking, check in with Christina P to ask about her Netflix special Mom Genes, and side effects. Bert and Chris discuss their friendship with Tom, the early days of Joe Rogan, and old school comedy legends like Dave…