Actually "Lumberjack the Monster" is a pretty good title. We watched that. Acolyte Episode Four really wowed us!!! (Sarcasm) Disney executive spills the beans on a few spicy dates. Spicy for Disney, probably less so for the Exec. Finally... some stuff about SBI and Black Myth Wukong went viral so we talk about it a little bit. Meh. Music by Karl Ca…

This episode is a real heater. Godzilla Minus One and Acolyte Episode 3. Where my Space Wizards at? Daytona Noir scenes 1 and 2. Patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast @BadPipesPod CryptidWorksOfficial@gmail.com if you want to argue about Space Witches with your boy. Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio.By A. Weaver & G.S. Kelley

Twitter/X: @BadPipesPod CryptidWorksOfficial@gmail.com Patreon: @BadPipesPodcast My dog barks a lot this episode, she's a menace. Beyond just The Acolyte, we talk a little about Disney destroying their greatest successes, turning them into their greasiest cash grabs. Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio…

Look we're hip and young and full of life. Madame Web, sheeesh. L rizz Sony; The Watchmen was a Zac Snyder W... uh... Wendigoon drama; The Acolyte is next on our chopping block, can't wait to uh... rizz up some Disney Star Wars... Hopefully that hot dragon... UH.... I mean "Hopefully House of the Hot Dragon"... ah flip... I just hope there's some g…

Is fate inescapable? We don't ask that question. We ask why Ubisoft games are trying to ream our wallets so long, hard, and bad. However, Iron Claw (2023) was quite good. Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio. @BadPipesPod on Twitter/X Patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast Email us goons at CryptidWorksOfficial@gmail.com…

No one was eaten in the production of this podcast. Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio. Only one can be the first unhinged feller to give us a dollar on Patreon. Will that be you? Patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast Argue with Scott on Twitter at @BadPipesPod Email us questions at CryptidWorksOfficial@gmail.com…

Honestly, not bad. We also watched Guy Ritchie's The Gentlemen show on Netflix. We were pretty glowing about that one. Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio Patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast @BadPipesPod CryptidWorksOfficial@gmail.comBy A. Weaver & G.S. Kelley

Clearly, I had a stroke and meant to say Rebel Moon Part Two: The Scargiver. Clearly, I wasn't making another title in the vein of "something something boogaloo" again. CLEARLY. And somehow, it all comes back to Star Wars. X/Twitter: @BadPipesPod Patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast CryptidWorksOfficial@gmail.com Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio.…

We watched Infinity Pool, They Cloned Tyrone, and Us, and yet somehow in all that talk about doppelgangers not once did we mention whether or not we'd get down and dirty with our doppelbangers. That's the biological sex-swapped version of yourself. For the record, I would. Speaking of that, Games Workshop has put some new lore out for The Adeptus C…

Andor is the big one this week but we also talked a good bit about the hundred million trailers that have dropped in the last few weeks. Andrew, Scott, Isaac, all the best lads are here. It's just a regular old boys' night. Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio Give us a dollar if you're wild at Patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast Argue with Scott on X at …

We round out the Yorgos Lanthimos trip with a couple of real winners. Needless to say, we liked these too. Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio Hit us up wherever you hit people up, we're probably under BadPipesPod or BadPipesPodcast... Email us questions, recommendations, or kind little comments at cryptidworksofficial@gmail.com…

We watched 2015's The Lobster, 2017's The Killing of a Sacred Deer, and I yapped on about Paramount's new Ark: The Animated Series. Next time we're watching Poor Things and The Favourite, another couple of films from director Yorgos Lanthimos. Holla at your boys on Twitter/X at @BadPipesPod, Patreon at @BadPipesPodcast, or write a foul little email…

The movie we watched was Banshees of Inisherin. I think most of the talk was generally about GamerGate 2 (I don't know which g's to capitalize) and what a sh*tshow that's been on both sides. Anywho, next week is The Lobster and Killing of the Sacred Deer so... yeah. Oh, and @badpipespod on Twitter if you wanted to... idk argue with Scott on Twitter…

Starship Troopers and Dune 2: Sandworm Boogaloo, my fellas. Returning guest Isaac Walsh along with the ill lad Scott and that one guy... Andrew maybe. Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio Patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast Cryptidworks@gmail.com X/Twitter: @BadPipesPodBy A. Weaver & G.S. Kelley

Fair warning, we discuss and and are disgusted by the Loli stuff. It got brought up because that dude Vaush is a sick little freak and leaked his corn files that he had saved on his computer. The real talk is about Baki though, and tbh, it's still great. Stays great. We also talk upcoming movies, revisit our disappointment in Star Wars, and ponder …

No one is suing The Green Knight, uh... we're just... we watched that to talk about this week. Someone's definitely suing Lucasfilm though. Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio Cryptidworksofficial@gmail.com Twitter/X: @BadPipesPod Patreon.com/BadPipesPodcastBy A. Weaver & G.S. Kelley

We all definitely watched some John Wick movies, and man were they wicked. Barbie has Oscars Drama? I have brain mush? Timothy Chalamet could have played John Wick? patreon.com/badpipespodcast cryptidworksofficial@gmail.com @BadpipesPod on Twitter/X And as always, Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio. What a guy.…

We watched Shin Masked Rider (Shin Kamen Rider). I think we enjoyed it. Patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast CryptidWorksOfficial@gmail.com Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio Twitter/X @BadPipesPod Woof.By A. Weaver & G.S. Kelley

We wonder if Snyder is just misunderstood as a director or truly just hated by critics. Still unsure. Either way, we watched Sucker Punch. Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio Support the pod at Patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast Email us recommendations or questions at cryptidworksofficial@gmail.comBy A. Weaver & G.S. Kelley

What's Morgpie up to this week? Then we get to "the real meat and potatoes" and watch Zacky Boy's Rebel Moon movie. Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio Email us at CryptidWorksOfficial@gmail.com Twitter/X us @BadPipesPodcast and uh... if you're unhinged enough to financially support us, do that at Patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast…

We watched Aguirre, the Wrath of God. It was made by Herzog. Fun movie, insane. Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio. Contact us at CryptidWorksOfficial@gmail.com or Twitter @BadpipesPodcast. If you're unhinged enough to financially support us, do that at Patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast. You're a cool guy if you actually read all the way down to here.…

We haven't done a news episode in awhile, so here we are talking about WotC being a bunch of nerds, Twitch being a bunch of... degenerates, and we put a little endcap on the long discussions we've had on AI in film, books, and mobile phone apps. Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio. Contact us at CryptidWorksOfficial@gmail.com. Check us out on Twi…

(Eats rice off the ground. I am a pigeon and this is pigeon roleplay.) Hey there. We talked a little bit more about AI gf's. Scott's crab got stabby. Mat... was too high I think. Andrew was Cpt. Covid! But he reported for duty. *General Iroh salutes* Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio. (As a pigeon I slap your hand. DON'T FEED RICE TO BIRDS.)…

Sorry about my dog barking and squeaking for literally this entire podcast, I have plans to put her in a pastry next time. (I would never, I love her too much.) Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio Patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast cryptidworksofficial@gmail.com Find my Talkies on Talkie under... TheBloodGod... shh.…

The Nice Guys, Bladerunner 2049, and The Gray Man. We watch three Ryan Gosling movies... in a row. That's it. That's the title joke. You got it. Instead of duck duck goose, it's just gosling gosling gosling. See ya next week for whatever we do. Peace. And tell your dog I said hello.By A. Weaver & G.S. Kelley

We watched 1917, 1941, and a foreign film titled 1944. A little light, a little dark, a few laughs, a few tears, we do it all. Support us at Patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio Tell Matthew Lillard we love him. Next week might be a Gosling Extravaganza.By A. Weaver & G.S. Kelley

Hackers, Johnny Mnemonic, and The Fifth Element. We explore a few examples of cyberpunk film with our friend Mat. Next week is a series of war movies named after years, 1917, 1941, and 1944. I wonder which wars they're about. Tell your dog I love them. Support the pod at Patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast. Email us requests or recommendations at cryptidwo…

A very short ep to discuss the Five Nights at Freddy's movie! We finally reviewed a "modern" film.By A. Weaver & G.S. Kelley

Blood Vessel underwhelmed, Nekrotronic was fun, and Bubba Ho-Tep was... weird. In a good way. Scott gets a Tarot reading, and Andrew discusses a time when he accidentally summoned Satan, Lucifer, the Light-Bringer. I don't know. I still don't believe in ghosts but it was a weird thing that happened. Support the pod at patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast Mu…

Look man, I think your lobster is fine. Support the podcast at Patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio "I'm sick of ya faaahhhts. I'm sick of ya gahd dahm faaahhhts!"By A. Weaver & G.S. Kelley

Groovy. Support the podcast at Patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio. Say hello to your dog for me.By A. Weaver & G.S. Kelley

We watch Re-Animator, Bride of Re-Animator, and Beyond Re-Animator. The Ahsoka finale has come and gone. Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio! Check out the Patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast to support us! Ok bye bye, we love you.By A. Weaver & G.S. Kelley

The News, Color Out of Space, Pig, and Willy's Wonderland. What a wild ride. Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio Support us at Patreon.com/BadPipesPodcastBy A. Weaver & G.S. Kelley

We go three rounds in the cage with Mister Nicolas Cage. The Wicker Man(2006), Mandy(2018), and The Massive Weight of Incredible Talent(2018) are the prize fighters this week. In the news, we've got the Unity Debacle of 2023, a big ol' Bethesda leak, and a certain infamous streamer getting some street justice. This week's episode of Ahsoka left us …

Spoilers for the first five episodes of Ahsoka. Please don't watch Future World. Equilibrium is a perfectly movie... movie. Bob Iger and Bob Chapek argue about a shower. One Piece gets renewed. Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio. Email us at cryptidworksofficial@gmail.com Join us on Patreon at patreon.com/badpipespodcast Ok bye, I love you.…

We love Kurt Russell. We're his biggest fans. What should we watch next? Next week is Equilibrium and Futureworld. I have a feeling the inner critic is going to come out. Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio! Email us at cryptidworksofficial@gmail.com Join the Patreon at patreon.com/badpipespodcastBy A. Weaver & G.S. Kelley

We consume our main course, a heaping serving of John Carpenter. Ahsoka news and full reviews will be coming next week along with a tour de force of Kurt Russell. I'm talking Tombstone, I'm talking Stargate, and you're gonna get it all, little buddy. Email us at Cryptidworksofficial@gmail.com. Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio. What a guy. Chec…

Scott watched seven Fast and the Furious movies. The rest of us watched what we said we would: Escape from New York and Escape From L.A. Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat AudioBy A. Weaver & G.S. Kelley

Hasbro and WotC are stirring the pot again. Men are watching Barbie wrong...? Not sure how we feel about that. Waterworld versus Conan the Barbarian(1982). I think we know who wins a fight at least. Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio! CHECK THE FELLER OUT! Send topics to cryptidworksofficial@gmail.com Visit the Patreon! patreon.com/BadPipesPodca…

Scott and Andrew dig into Mad Max and Twisted Metal. Also mentioned: Transformers Rise of the Beasts, The English ep. 1, and a certain lawsuit alleging Lizzo fat-shamed her employee?? It's a post-apocalyptic ride of epic proportions. Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio!By A. Weaver & G.S. Kelley

Yeah, we saw Barbie, and we also talked about Fury Road, like we said we would! Special Guest: Tom. He's there too. As always, music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio. This is a good one guys. patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast cryptidworks@gmail.com Let us know what you think!By A. Weaver & G.S. Kelley

Howdy lads, this week we might finally find out who killed Tupac. Disney's Snow White had some production photos leak. Finally, we review Solo: A Star Wars Story. It's been a long time coming, but we're done re-viewing all the Star Wars. Next week we're talking Mad Max: Fury Road, mostly because we brought it up so much this episode. As always, Mus…

The bears of Baldur's Gate get frisky. We discuss an anime that everyone should watch, Megalobox. Ridley Scott made a Napoleon film? Count me in. The Fifth Rider of the Apocalypse has been identified; who rides with Death, Disease, War, and Famine? Eventually we even get around to reviewing Rogue One. Does it stand the test of time? Music by Karl C…

We finally finish up reviewing and re-viewing the "Skywalker Saga." Next up is Rogue One! We also discuss the mass corporate "exodus" of Chief DEI Officers, and the discovery of the One Ring/ two million dollar MtG card. We're trying out some new recording methods, so bear with us. Woof. Those Disney box office numbers though, tough m'lads.…

Scott is MIA. If you've seen him, ask him if he's been drinking water. Andrew, alone, barrels through Star Wars: Outlaws announcements, talks Andor's budget, discusses the Disney Delays of Disastrous Deviance, and briefly mentions some Marvel and Gaming "drama". @Cryptidworksyt on Twitter, @cryptidworks on Tumblr, and cryptidworksofficial@gmail.com…

We finally got to The Last Jedi. We suffered. We... tribulated. We caught up with Magic's Lord of the Rings set, The Little Mermaid, Fast X, Spider-Man supa super spider verses. We also talked some Star Wars: Shatterpoint, Rings of Power's bodycount, and briefly mentioned an AI Sponge. As always, music by Karl Casey and White Bat Audio. Dig up our …

Look, I'm not going to sit here and pretend like I don't know what I'm talking about. Rey is squandered potential, Finn is squandered potential, and God only exists to give me food poisoning.By A. Weaver & G.S. Kelley

Someday I'll know how to mix things correctly, last time I recorded with someone I was too loud and now I'm just a little mouse of a man. We revisit Revenge of the Sith, we yak it up on Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, and we talk a little bit about Photoshop and AI. Music is Karl Casey, White Bat Audio. Thanks to Kyle and The Foundry for hel…

Just Andrew today, Scott is sick, a real sicko. I think that's what I said in the podcast. Same word salad here. Anyway, we're almost caught up on the backlog and we're almost ready to get into entirely new and modern and up-to-date episodes. Then, because I don't like leaving my little baby birds unfed, I talk a little bit about the Alien franchis…

Phantom Menace stands up, where my Phantom Menace Gang at? Finally, yeah, we get into some rumors. I don't like getting into rumors but when things are as ridiculous as they are right now, I don't think you can talk about Star Wars without talking about how it's completely directionless and they've announced 900 projects and only dinky animations h…