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Taking a break from pain Ellen and Alec went to see It and you lucky people get their opinions, along with chat about comfort foods, the Stephen Kingiverse, sewer maintenance and our teenage fears. Click to view: show page on Awesound

Ellen's away this week being interesting at the Edinburgh Fringe, so Alec got some help from Lovely Boy Nile from the podcast It Gets Weird. For sweet, sweet SEO reasons they watched the Ben Affleck Daredevil, talk about Kingsman for a bit and try to make up their own phrase based superheros. Click to view: show page on Awesound…

Will Tom Cruise be able to revive the Cocktail of action, adventure and comedy that was The Mummy? It seems like a Risky Business, some would say it would be a Mission Impossible. Will The Mummy reboot/remake/re-imagining be another classic or will we have already forgotten it The Day After Tomorrow? Join us as we go in with our Eyes Wide Shut at t…

In the 80's-future of 2017, Sam Treadwell loves a sex robot, which he subsequently bones to death on his kitchen floor. He enlists the help of Melanie Griffith, a monotone sideboob-having tracker to help him scour the wasteland for a replacement model. 30 people die for this. We get distracted and talk about whether or not Jesus invented falafel, h…

Gal Gadot and Jon Hamm are just the worst spies in this comedy (?) about a wife realising her husband is 4 magnitudes below her league while chasing spies in the world's most boring cul-de-sac. The team get distracted from this slog of a film by HR work experience, patriarchs and shaved perineums. Click to view: show page on Awesound…

Someone really should have Defended our eyes from this series, Danny Rand went to Kung Fu heaven and came back boring but with a glowy fist. Alec and Ellen are joined by Adam (from Wales) as they chop and kick their way through the worst bits, the good(?) bits and how the series could have been better. It involves adding a dog. Click to view: show …

It's muttonchops at dawn as Will.I.Am battles his conscience and mysterious military forces to help an old friend get revenge for the death of his wife and the hands of his psychotic brother. Join us as we discuss this along with people living in walls, ageing Harry Potter and the biological ramifications of healing factors. Also Wolverine is in it…

Put on your sunglasses and leather trench coats, it's time to jack in to the least popular Matrix movie. Lovely Tim Goodings from The Talking Movies Pictures Movie Show show Ellen and Alec how rabbit hole goes in a movie that shows the ultimate in dystopian futures is having to watch The Matrix Revolutions again in 2017. Click to view: show page on…