Best Beet Red Podcasts (2024)

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21: Glockenspiel 37:12

11h ago37:12

37:12

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: getting embarrassed by your kid in a public place, puking on a plane, lactose intolerant team building disaster, ruining your friend's wedding and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show…

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Brain Bowels, Kentucky Vows, and Benny Butt Nuggets 55:51

5h ago55:51

55:51

The guys discuss how according to Instagram it’s “nearly” impossible to fit two dozen contact lenses in your eyes, why a 30 minute bathroom break on your first day will result in a coworker kicking the door in, and when 17 cans of stolen Pringles and a getaway bike will get you a six month jail sentence.…

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“The” Hanks, Mental Ted, and A Floppy Upgrade 57:23

1h ago57:23

57:23

The guys discuss why the proper sneaker/ski mask selection is so important while “working” naked, when “taking a bite out of crime” still doesn’t constitute owning a grenade launcher, and how “hump enhancement” all but guarantees your camel will be disqualified from competition.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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20: Let it go 42:29

4d ago42:29

42:29

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: accidentally exposing yourself, racing home against IBS, first couples getaway gone wrong, walking in during an inopportune time, ruining a first date and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support …

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PeeWee Sports and Scorched Ceiling Tiles 56:59

5d ago56:59

56:59

The guys discuss when an expensive car accident necessitates canceling the family barbecue, why holding a horse above your head while looking a mile in both directions makes you irresistible to the ladies, and how mislabeled exercise equipment immediately becomes delicious to a koala bear.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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19: Golden Boy 38:19

11d ago38:19

38:19

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: accidentally peeing at the worst possible time, looking like a jerk at work, post surgery catastrophe, bowling and bleeding, pooping on a hike and so much more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support …

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Ocean's 2, Office Cheerleaders, and Red Onion Cereal 50:29

12d ago50:29

50:29

The guys discuss how if you wear the same underwear from your 16th birthday until the day you die you will be a billionaire, when a bear will travel 125 miles just to destroy your Honda if he hates you enough, and why kindergarten drop off can be the most imperative step to becoming a successful tech magnate.…

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18: Are the weiners ready? 40:41

18d ago40:41

40:41

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: flirting with your crush and being crushed by his response, getting busted at the airport, getting humiliated in front of the whole class, getting embarrassed by your dog, embarrassing yourself in front of a celebrity and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, pl…

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A Mannequin Graveyard, Heroic Necklaces, and Fossilized Crap 1:07:47

23d ago1:07:47

1:07:47

The guys discuss why Father’s Day shopping is never complete without a trip to an avian establishment, when it’s absolutely imperative to sleep in gloves on a commercial flight, and how terrible aim lead to the creation of an infamous list of records.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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17: California, no doubt about it. 48:59

27d ago48:59

48:59

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: pooping your pants in public, going overboard in a new relationship, looking crazy on a busy street, lying in a new relationship and getting busted, horrifying your masseuse and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If…

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Cold Weather Leather, White Monkeys, and Beets by Ren 1:00:52

26d ago1:00:52

1:00:52

The guys discuss how timing is everything when picking up 80lbs of free frozen soup, why any novel read by a Russian scientist in Antarctica instantly becomes a murder mystery, and when a sketch of a Mets game can automatically exonerate the defendant.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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16: Yeesh 41:09

1M ago41:09

41:09

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: bombing on stage, making out and barfing, accidentally flashing your classmates, pooping your pants in a cab, accidentally groping a grandpa and more.If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.comIf you'd like to support our show and…

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The Muffin Man and Tiny Drunk Pinocchios 1:03:45

1M ago1:03:45

1:03:45

The guys discuss why it’s imperative you never leave your “round disks of concrete” around Swedish chimps, how being bald leads to a much greater chance of reptilian concussions, and when enjoying a premature bear kabob triggers brain worms.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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15: What I'm doing is none of your business. 48:57

1M ago48:57

48:57

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: pissing off your crush, first time make out fail, sharting in front of a celebrity, getting heckled in front of your date, falling in front of the cool kids, baring it all to your classroom and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodc…

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Mac & Cheese Ransom and Crime Scene Snacks 56:59

2M ago56:59

56:59

The guys discuss when is the best time to weed whack to prevent losing your tank, how rattlesnakes are completely indifferent when it comes to metal poles and a boot, and why becoming a lumberjack can only help your odds of eventually becoming an obstetrician.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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14: Bed Bug Beagles 52:09

2M ago52:09

52:09

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: lying to get a job, blacking out and finding out about what happened the night before, your super religious parents finding out about your first time, the worst therapist ever, naked bungee jumping and so much more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email u…

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McFlurry Lovin’ Hedgehogs and One Pound of Go Fish 48:59

2M ago48:59

48:59

The guys discuss how $0.15 used to get your baby a ride on the mail truck, what are the absolute two most important things to protect when you’re hired as a hit man by an estranged husband, and why you should always bring a picnic basket to the pound when attempting to adopt a puppy in China.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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13: Queefy 44:25

2M ago44:25

44:25

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: being fart positive, classroom bullying, weird discharge, barfing on a shoe, forgetting your wallet and so much more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit …

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Zero Entry Drowning, Flying Uteruses, and A “Free Pen” Vote 53:03

2M ago53:03

53:03

The guys discuss why you’d never hug a Siberian bear hunter goodbye when he leaves, how an Asian mouse statue in Russia serves as a reminder of lives lost, and when even a plexiglass fortified meth store can’t bring your stepbrother back.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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12: The Devil Wears Prairie Skirts 42:48

2M ago42:48

42:48

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: dance fail, feet funk, falling and farting, pole dance problem, bartending and sharting and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.pa…

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70MPH Poop Wall and The Disappearing Dumbbell 1:02:23

2M ago1:02:23

1:02:23

The guys discuss when a $35 t-shirt and front row seats can’t guarantee a laugh, how buying a gorilla at a Halloween party will get you prison time, and why a hot glue gun and a dream is detrimental to the battery industry.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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11: Poofah 44:15

2M ago44:15

44:15

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: leaked nudes, a bad breakup, an orange speedo and a tornado, the job from hell, diarrhea at the movies and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our P…

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Naked Microbiology and Snorted Danes 52:00

2M ago52:00

52:00

The guys discuss when a pizza place is “kinda closed” right now, how when a wife misses her husband (6 times) it results in a huge headache, and why you should never prematurely terminate a hunt for lost chop sticks.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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10: your party's in the front 34:45

3M ago34:45

34:45

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: day drinking disaster, pee slip n slide, sharting in public, barfing brings us closer, baring it all to a construction crew and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffe…

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Norwegian Calming Paws and Self Defense Nose Jobs 55:18

3M ago55:18

55:18

The guys discuss how lack of regular physical exertion can lead to a trifecta of near death experiences, when a trip to Canada can get you in an ambulance and the Guinness World Record Book, and why Coca-Cola and endless hams leads to gator obesity.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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9: that's nasty 40:49

3M ago40:49

40:49

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: IBS be damned, free the nips, P.E. mishap, never being able to look your teacher in the eyes again, nude beach, when your embarrassing moment goes viral and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to suppor…

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Extreme Ironing, Robot Coyotes, and “STINK OUT” 48:46

3M ago48:46

48:46

The guys discuss exactly what is the most important item to pack when skydiving, why having an opinion while working retail in Scotland requires wearing a helmet, and how if 2 sailors can scrape up a sign no title is necessary to transfer ownership of a WWII submarine.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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8: we're breaking up! 42:23

3M ago42:23

42:23

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: toxic farts in your boyfriend's face, finding out you're in a relationship, baring it all, hiding your poop, bleeding all over, talent show fail and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our sh…

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Pigeon Hats and Baby Nets 51:53

3M ago51:53

51:53

The guys discuss why all Mountain Dew should be opened by day 29, how owning a boat directly relates to an endless supply of free goats, and when a “First Name” salutation assures an effective recruitment campaign.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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7: doo doo brown 42:24

3M ago42:24

42:24

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: having to change schools because you can't live what happened down, puking on stage, accidentally riding an elephant, throwing yourself at someone who's not interested, vomit and vanish, kids find the darndest things and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, ple…

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Without further ado, we love us some Teacher Vodka & Getting Clapped 51:40

4M ago51:40

51:40

The guys discuss how to enjoy a meal on an unstable surface, when violating a statue makes you fertile, and why a brown notebook can literally halt the waffle distribution in Tennessee.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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6: Ewww you pooped yourself 36:31

4M ago36:31

36:31

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: canoe poo, projectile vomiting in front of celebrities, Father's Day fail, the unfortunate problem with white jeans, leaving a crime scene behind and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our s…

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Bonus Episode* Thermostat Guarding and A New Balance of Power (April Fools) 59:33

4M ago59:33

59:33

The guys discuss how the calendar can dictate entertainment, why it’s important to jump ahead almost an hour today, and when you realize you’ve been had knowing you sometimes just gotta sing along.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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Episode 200!!! "Speed Hating ...no vegans..." 1:20:23

4M ago1:20:23

1:20:23

The guys discuss how smoking in birdcages is next to impossible yet eating a sandwich is not, why being a healthy Frolfer makes you way more popular during wedding season, and when removing your wide-brimmed hat assures you a free fifty pound Tarpon.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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5: There's gonna be a food fight! 43:09

4M ago43:09

43:09

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: Barf Baby, uncontrollable farting (but thank God Johnny Depp wasn't there), what happens when you stand up to a bully, the consequences of holding your poop in for 4 days and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If yo…

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Family Nudist Camps, Meat Naps, & Deceased and Assist 1:01:42

4M ago1:01:42

1:01:42

The guys discuss how Damon’s saved soul qualifies him as a hero, when “six to a stick” is the only acceptable measurement for a green coaster on your table, and why turtle tunnels are essential in preventing train derailment.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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4: Upchuck the boogie 41:23

4M ago41:23

41:23

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: puking and making out, accidentally firing yourself, boob job photo fail, sleepwalking, snot rockets and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Pat…

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Tobacco & Leather and Hotbedding 50:01

4M ago50:01

50:01

The discuss how flexible scheduling only guarantees frustration and not employment, why they will never put ATMs in funeral homes, and when a dog tossed over the fence to a polar bear will definitely be be caught with left hand and get you free admission.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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3: A teaspoon sized dollop of diarrhea 34:37

4M ago34:37

34:37

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: the first time being the worst time, getting walked in on at the worst possible time, ruining the mood, farting in public, audition horror stories and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our …

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Marrying the Dead, Burying the Alive, and Reeking of Feldman 54:42

4M ago54:42

54:42

The guys discuss how a pizza party makes every bank robbery more memorable, why swimming with pants on is imperative when you have a shellfish allergy, and when it’s justified to shoot a bear with an “alleged” drug problem.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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2: Keg stands without the Keg 35:32

5M ago35:32

35:32

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about : nip slips, waitressing fails, embarrassing falls, pooping your pants in public, getting busted by the cops and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit …

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“He was Arrested and Kilt” 58:09

5M ago58:09

58:09

The guys discuss what’s the actual probability of being shot at 300 yards by a girthy bush, why you would never brag about the 30 acres you inherited from your Uncle Roland, and how path proximity is crucial when sounding the alarm for the leash police.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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Medicinal Adultery and Wet Astronaut Bus Tires 1:10:36

5M ago1:10:36

1:10:36

The guys discuss who really benefits from having a fake family member at times, why a departed loved one should only expect a heavenly high five, and how a reckless semi driver can unknowingly reach hero status in the wake of his chaos.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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1: Live, Laugh, Pee 49:08

5M ago49:08

49:08

This week, Katie and Mary Kate get vulnerable and share embarrassing stories from their own lives that include: when Zachary Quinto was Mary Kate's roommate, pooping your pants in public, getting kicked out of a concert, peeing on stage and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@g…

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Borrowed Cannonballs, Keistered Batteries, and Ping Pong Pigeons 54:18

5M ago54:18

54:18

The guys discuss how you never use the first beak when pulling an accurate measurement, why you can't expect 145 tons of black market chicken to be any cooler than room temperature, and when is the ONLY TIME you'll ever hear a mourner say "we're all better off". instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Au…

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Fish Banging, Prime Medical, and A Diarrhea 56:27

5M ago56:27

56:27

The guys discuss why choosing the correct prison activity can definitely change your sentence, how the lower your avocados hang the thicker your guacamole gets, and where your pizza literally comes out of the oven hot as lava. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transis…

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1950’s Appliance Silence, Lilo’s Bird, and A Moose’s Dozen 1:02:16

6M ago1:02:16

1:02:16

The guys discuss how timing is everything when it comes to a pebble exchange, why there’s so much collateral damage with Damon’s misdirected wishes, and when is the appropriate time to report a pee-soaked neck pillow. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm…

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Jeff’s Dip and Clown Pimps 56:13

6M ago56:13

56:13

The guys discuss when it is most important to wake up early in Finland, why someone telling you how hot your mom was leads to and early 80’s Rampage, and how death metal was monumental in the 1880’s to detour men from hosiery and booze. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted …

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Olympic Ducks and The King’s Chimp 53:55

6M ago53:55

53:55

The guys discuss why it’s fiscally responsible to always know where your driveway is, what makes the first 60 seconds of a random Central Florida garage sale so dangerous, and when showing “kindness” to your neighbors can get you life in prison. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcastin…

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“I got it on a timer.” “Ding Dong.” (Door Mac) 57:12

6M ago57:12

57:12

The guys discuss when a wafflestomp proves you did not cheat at Chinese Chess, how Canadians simply do not tolerate pretend witchcraft, and why having a mullet and an unpopular last name will get your bread an end cap display at your local grocer. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcast…

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