Best friends Katie Zamprioli (influencer Candy Colored Home) and actress Mary Kate Schellhardt (What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, Apollo 13, Free Willy 2) host the Beet Red Podcast together and share their most embarrassing stories and yours. Their goal is to unite through laughter, vulnerability and humiliation and they hope to take you along for the ride, bringing levity to your day. In each Episode Katie and Mary Kate talk about every cringeworthy and mortifying subject from classically embarr ...
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A podcast for anyone who enjoys a sarcastic and ironic view of everyday life!
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The Yuri On Ice After Show recaps, reviews and discusses episodes of AT-X's Yuri On Ice. Show Summary: After a disgrace in the Grand Prix Final, Japanese figure skater Katsuki Yuri seeks to retire. Victor Nikiforov, Russian world champion in figure skating is known for his surprises but is feeling stuck when he realises he has no more surprises left. When Yuri dances to Victor's most famous routine 'Stay Close to Me' the video is posted online and is seen by Victor. In this moment the Russia ...
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Welcome to the Not Ashamed podcast, where we are not ashamed of the gospel of Christ (Romans 1:16)! Have you ever been taught a works-based and appearance-focused theology? Join us in rebuilding faith in light of God's grace, love, and the true meaning of holiness—replacing a shame and fear-filled distortion of the gospel with the biblical gospel of grace. The Not Ashamed podcast is brought to you by Berean Holiness. For more content, check out the Berean Holiness website and social media ac ...
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This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: the worst proposal, pooping your pants at a slumber party, ruining the mood, a wild house party that got out of hand, emergency diarrhea, lighting yourself on fire and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd lik…
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Yermamaflippinpanyet and (knock knock) “Parole”…
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The guys discuss how most panda cubs can be both discarded and delicious, when the child delivering a brand new moonstone rock to your door is not covered by the $4.00 purchase protection, and why it’s imperative that you take your bike with you to the top of Mt. Everest so you don’t have to walk back home to Sweden.…
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25: The night I found out I was lactose intolerant
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This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: puking on a plane, falling on the job, drunken mistakes, airing your dirty laundry, farting on your crush and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit ou…
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The “Spirit” of Love and Silent, Violent Crosswalks
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The guys discuss how to measure the bookcase-to-beer ratio properly while bartering, when porch pirating a big screen tv results in extreme frustration and disappointment unless you’re into cardio, and how the magic of four wheel drive has enabled the disabled to enjoy majestic views.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson
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24: Beet Red gets Cool Cool Cool with Liz Culley
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This week, Katie and Mary Kate have a special guest on the pod, Liz Culley of Cool Cool Cool! Liz shares a few of her hilarious embarrassing moments and Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: embarrassing yourself in front of your crush, being embarrassed by your mom, drunken humilation and more! Follow Liz Culley @listentoliz and @coolcoolcool I…
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Commandeered Communion, Berserker Bylaws, and A Deathbed Drummer
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The guys discuss what cologne is the most dangerous to wear within 2,640 feet of big cats, how a SWAT Team souvenir is merely a down payment on a new front door, and why it’s necessary to cancel your flight when the pilot pulls up in Ford Focus.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson
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23: Sisterhood of the traveling poop blanket
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This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: your crush catching you pooping, confusing a date, getting caught by your parents during your first time, wiping out in front of your crush, getting caught on camera, passing out on a date and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodca…
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Olympic Mustaches and “Hillbilly-Walking”
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The guys discuss when infidelity can turn deadly if you refuse to look up, how a slow friend is not to be used as a speed bump when running from a bear, and why an overworked robot who’s never invited to happy hour should be denied access to stairwells.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson
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This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a constipation nightmare, accidental nudes, getting busted by Mom, anxiety farting, sleepover antics and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Pat…
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Brain Bowels, Kentucky Vows, and Benny Butt Nuggets
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The guys discuss how according to Instagram it’s “nearly” impossible to fit two dozen contact lenses in your eyes, why a 30 minute bathroom break on your first day will result in a coworker kicking the door in, and when 17 cans of stolen Pringles and a getaway bike will get you a six month jail sentence.…
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This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: getting embarrassed by your kid in a public place, puking on a plane, lactose intolerant team building disaster, ruining your friend's wedding and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show…
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“The” Hanks, Mental Ted, and A Floppy Upgrade
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The guys discuss why the proper sneaker/ski mask selection is so important while “working” naked, when “taking a bite out of crime” still doesn’t constitute owning a grenade launcher, and how “hump enhancement” all but guarantees your camel will be disqualified from competition.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson
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This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: accidentally exposing yourself, racing home against IBS, first couples getaway gone wrong, walking in during an inopportune time, ruining a first date and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support …
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The guys discuss when an expensive car accident necessitates canceling the family barbecue, why holding a horse above your head while looking a mile in both directions makes you irresistible to the ladies, and how mislabeled exercise equipment immediately becomes delicious to a koala bear.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson
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This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: accidentally peeing at the worst possible time, looking like a jerk at work, post surgery catastrophe, bowling and bleeding, pooping on a hike and so much more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support …
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Ocean's 2, Office Cheerleaders, and Red Onion Cereal
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The guys discuss how if you wear the same underwear from your 16th birthday until the day you die you will be a billionaire, when a bear will travel 125 miles just to destroy your Honda if he hates you enough, and why kindergarten drop off can be the most imperative step to becoming a successful tech magnate.…
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This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: flirting with your crush and being crushed by his response, getting busted at the airport, getting humiliated in front of the whole class, getting embarrassed by your dog, embarrassing yourself in front of a celebrity and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, pl…
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A Mannequin Graveyard, Heroic Necklaces, and Fossilized Crap
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The guys discuss why Father’s Day shopping is never complete without a trip to an avian establishment, when it’s absolutely imperative to sleep in gloves on a commercial flight, and how terrible aim lead to the creation of an infamous list of records.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson
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This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: pooping your pants in public, going overboard in a new relationship, looking crazy on a busy street, lying in a new relationship and getting busted, horrifying your masseuse and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If…
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Cold Weather Leather, White Monkeys, and Beets by Ren
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The guys discuss how timing is everything when picking up 80lbs of free frozen soup, why any novel read by a Russian scientist in Antarctica instantly becomes a murder mystery, and when a sketch of a Mets game can automatically exonerate the defendant.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson
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This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: bombing on stage, making out and barfing, accidentally flashing your classmates, pooping your pants in a cab, accidentally groping a grandpa and more.If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.comIf you'd like to support our show and…
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The Muffin Man and Tiny Drunk Pinocchios
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The guys discuss why it’s imperative you never leave your “round disks of concrete” around Swedish chimps, how being bald leads to a much greater chance of reptilian concussions, and when enjoying a premature bear kabob triggers brain worms.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson
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15: What I'm doing is none of your business.
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This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: pissing off your crush, first time make out fail, sharting in front of a celebrity, getting heckled in front of your date, falling in front of the cool kids, baring it all to your classroom and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodc…
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Mac & Cheese Ransom and Crime Scene Snacks
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The guys discuss when is the best time to weed whack to prevent losing your tank, how rattlesnakes are completely indifferent when it comes to metal poles and a boot, and why becoming a lumberjack can only help your odds of eventually becoming an obstetrician.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson
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This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: lying to get a job, blacking out and finding out about what happened the night before, your super religious parents finding out about your first time, the worst therapist ever, naked bungee jumping and so much more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email u…
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McFlurry Lovin’ Hedgehogs and One Pound of Go Fish
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The guys discuss how $0.15 used to get your baby a ride on the mail truck, what are the absolute two most important things to protect when you’re hired as a hit man by an estranged husband, and why you should always bring a picnic basket to the pound when attempting to adopt a puppy in China.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson
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This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: being fart positive, classroom bullying, weird discharge, barfing on a shoe, forgetting your wallet and so much more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit …
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Zero Entry Drowning, Flying Uteruses, and A “Free Pen” Vote
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The guys discuss why you’d never hug a Siberian bear hunter goodbye when he leaves, how an Asian mouse statue in Russia serves as a reminder of lives lost, and when even a plexiglass fortified meth store can’t bring your stepbrother back.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson
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This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: dance fail, feet funk, falling and farting, pole dance problem, bartending and sharting and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.pa…
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70MPH Poop Wall and The Disappearing Dumbbell
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The guys discuss when a $35 t-shirt and front row seats can’t guarantee a laugh, how buying a gorilla at a Halloween party will get you prison time, and why a hot glue gun and a dream is detrimental to the battery industry.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson
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This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: leaked nudes, a bad breakup, an orange speedo and a tornado, the job from hell, diarrhea at the movies and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our P…
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The guys discuss when a pizza place is “kinda closed” right now, how when a wife misses her husband (6 times) it results in a huge headache, and why you should never prematurely terminate a hunt for lost chop sticks.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson
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This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: day drinking disaster, pee slip n slide, sharting in public, barfing brings us closer, baring it all to a construction crew and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffe…
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Norwegian Calming Paws and Self Defense Nose Jobs
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The guys discuss how lack of regular physical exertion can lead to a trifecta of near death experiences, when a trip to Canada can get you in an ambulance and the Guinness World Record Book, and why Coca-Cola and endless hams leads to gator obesity.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson
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This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: IBS be damned, free the nips, P.E. mishap, never being able to look your teacher in the eyes again, nude beach, when your embarrassing moment goes viral and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to suppor…
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Extreme Ironing, Robot Coyotes, and “STINK OUT”
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The guys discuss exactly what is the most important item to pack when skydiving, why having an opinion while working retail in Scotland requires wearing a helmet, and how if 2 sailors can scrape up a sign no title is necessary to transfer ownership of a WWII submarine.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson
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This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: toxic farts in your boyfriend's face, finding out you're in a relationship, baring it all, hiding your poop, bleeding all over, talent show fail and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our sh…
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The guys discuss why all Mountain Dew should be opened by day 29, how owning a boat directly relates to an endless supply of free goats, and when a “First Name” salutation assures an effective recruitment campaign.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson
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This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: having to change schools because you can't live what happened down, puking on stage, accidentally riding an elephant, throwing yourself at someone who's not interested, vomit and vanish, kids find the darndest things and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, ple…
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Without further ado, we love us some Teacher Vodka & Getting Clapped
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The guys discuss how to enjoy a meal on an unstable surface, when violating a statue makes you fertile, and why a brown notebook can literally halt the waffle distribution in Tennessee.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson
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This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: canoe poo, projectile vomiting in front of celebrities, Father's Day fail, the unfortunate problem with white jeans, leaving a crime scene behind and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our s…
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Bonus Episode* Thermostat Guarding and A New Balance of Power (April Fools)
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The guys discuss how the calendar can dictate entertainment, why it’s important to jump ahead almost an hour today, and when you realize you’ve been had knowing you sometimes just gotta sing along.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson
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Episode 200!!! "Speed Hating ...no vegans..."
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The guys discuss how smoking in birdcages is next to impossible yet eating a sandwich is not, why being a healthy Frolfer makes you way more popular during wedding season, and when removing your wide-brimmed hat assures you a free fifty pound Tarpon.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson
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This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: Barf Baby, uncontrollable farting (but thank God Johnny Depp wasn't there), what happens when you stand up to a bully, the consequences of holding your poop in for 4 days and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If yo…
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Family Nudist Camps, Meat Naps, & Deceased and Assist
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The guys discuss how Damon’s saved soul qualifies him as a hero, when “six to a stick” is the only acceptable measurement for a green coaster on your table, and why turtle tunnels are essential in preventing train derailment.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson
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This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: puking and making out, accidentally firing yourself, boob job photo fail, sleepwalking, snot rockets and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Pat…
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The discuss how flexible scheduling only guarantees frustration and not employment, why they will never put ATMs in funeral homes, and when a dog tossed over the fence to a polar bear will definitely be be caught with left hand and get you free admission.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson
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This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: the first time being the worst time, getting walked in on at the worst possible time, ruining the mood, farting in public, audition horror stories and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our …
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Marrying the Dead, Burying the Alive, and Reeking of Feldman
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The guys discuss how a pizza party makes every bank robbery more memorable, why swimming with pants on is imperative when you have a shellfish allergy, and when it’s justified to shoot a bear with an “alleged” drug problem.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson
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This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about : nip slips, waitressing fails, embarrassing falls, pooping your pants in public, getting busted by the cops and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit …
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