This is Rating Descending, where we watch IMDb’s Worst 250 movies so you don’t have to. Michelle St Claire and Abigail Ward descend through the “Worst 250” list, and fill you in on the horrors and tragedies they witness along the way. Bad jokes, cheap beer, and shared trauma incoming. Follow us on twitter @Rate.Descend.Pod
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A short announcement regarding our upcoming schedule. See you in May!By Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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078: Dungeons & Dragons (with Abby’s Husband)
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Huge wife guys, mutiny people, and being xanied. This week Michelle, Abigail, and 100% real husband of the podcast Claude watch this fantasy disaster so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films performances, shoddy CGI, and D&D tropesBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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Madonna’s biceps, 135 day cruises, and “Sweetdaddy” reviews. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this Guy Ritchie disaster so you don’t have to. They take a quick look into the films leading lady, lack of subtext, and questionable takes on intimacyBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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Loving space, hating Cars, and being for anti. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this flop comedy so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s comedian lead, strong supporting cast, and funnier momentsBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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Free teeth, teen stigmata, and inappropriate theme songs. This week Abigail and Michelle watched another Lohan film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films leading lady, ambitious decisions, and crappy dialogueBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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Nutty nut, cornholes, and Michelle Stepping In™️. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another so-called comedy so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films cast, good and bad jokes, and the talentless jerk who made itBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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Gala fornu, gossipgail, and Jeremy Glasses. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the unofficial Donnie Darko sequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s silly plot, weird dialogue, and mega-fan directorBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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Sleep hygiene, busting a gut, and Abby On The Edge™️. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this absolute waste of time so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films overt sexism, homophobia, and cast of nobodiesBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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Tarocash shirts, CGI bulls, and dick snips. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this Bollywood slog so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s luscious costuming, notable actors, and melodramatic reaction shotsBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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Seaman monologues, no-fat February, and Cocaine Quaid. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the third Jaws film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into shark attacks, the original Jaws film, and the film’s lack of goreBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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087: Superman IV: The Quest For Peace
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Energy modules, r/horses, and jelly suns. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the last Reeve Superman film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s leading man, shocking CGI, and camp villainBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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088: Batman & Robin (with Shane Anderson)
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Batnipples, rubber lips, and toyetics. This week Michelle, Abigail, and special returning guest Shane Anderson watched this camp Batman instalment and you should too! They take a long look into the film’s hammy puns, notable cast members, and delightful directorBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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089: Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (with Mel Killingsworth)
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Kicking TVs, loving Joe Dirt, and validating Mel. This week Abigail, Michelle, and special guest Mel Killingsworth watched another video game adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s casting, combat, and campinessBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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Mindpussies, scream burping, and long The Runaways tangents. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this action movie so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films leading couple, soundtrack, and unknown directorBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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091: The Room (Part 2) (with Gaden Sousa)
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Birds, vampires, and America; the holy trinity for Tommy Wiseau. This week Abigail, Michelle, and Gaden finish their ode to this spectacular film. They take a long look into the film’s production history, abundant trivia, and biased IMDb reviewsBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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091: The Room (Part 1) (with Gaden Sousa)
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Play-dough backs, Korean jackets, and trying cinema. This week Abigail, Michelle, and Gaden watched this Wiseau masterpiece and you should too. They take a long dive into the film’s famous lines, worst performers, and unresolved plot mysteriesBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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K dramas, Smallville returners, and bra pad weaponry. This week Michelle, Abigail, and special guest Esther Fwati watched this Carpenter remake so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the flat cast, good atmosphere, and inexplicable dangerBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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Bees, bears, and Assigned Marple at Birth. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the Wicker Man remake so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the classic memes, unexpected comedy, and chaotic leading man Nic CageBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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Croc mind palaces, taking off, and fuckin’ Lincoln. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another “[X] Movie”. They take a quick dive into the films cast members, different skits, and the stand out jokesBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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095: Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li
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Endless popcorn, small bobbies, and the milk of my business. This week Abigail and Michelle watched another Street Fighter adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films convoluted plot, lead actress, and source materialBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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Levelling up, lotsa tits, and Hasselhoff cameos. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another horror film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films franchise, disturbing gore, and female objectificationBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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Levelling up to HF, spiritually dying, and talking Robin Hobb. This week Abigail and Michelle watched ANOTHER of these so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s leading man, sparse jokes, and absolute lack of triviaBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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Tap dancing, The "Synchroniser", and $80 bottles of coke. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the Exorcist sequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the infamous reputation, confusing plot, and the scariest thing of all; DeceptionBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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Golfing Bonanza, Tom Cruise’s body double, and COD not being real. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the Caddyshack sequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films cast highlights, ethical improvements, and production issuesBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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New Angeles, stolen burp valour, and spotty mimes with alien fingers. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this video game adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the arcade game, Alyssa Milano, and why Billy Is whiteBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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Robot bees, antidepressant polls, and forgotten hot air balloons. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this 90s adaptation film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the original series, lack of charm, and confusing plotBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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Hemorrhoid songs, disc debates, and dating Cory Booker. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another Eddie Murphy film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the troubled leading man, non-comedic tones, and under-utilised premiseBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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103: In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
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Baldur’s Gate 3 debriefs, Turks of Kyrgyzstan, and The Raging Boll. This week Abigail and Michelle watched another Uwe Boll film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films aggressive director, source material, and stacked castBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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Cat nuns, bear suits, and hating The Godfather. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this fake move so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films leading man, better jokes, and animal CGIBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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Never Have I Ever, cat-maxed, and being antifunny. This week Abigail and Michelle watched another Mike Myers film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s leading man, penis jokes, and cameo appearancesBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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Reverse shockers, playing god, Abby’s Sad Stories™️. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this Disney film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the fantastic cast, different species of dogs, and some wholesome momentsBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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Always yelling, greasy cockneys, and stone cold jokes. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this Sherlock adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film's flaccid punchlines, sloppy editing, and wasting John C. ReillyBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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108: (Anything But) The Human Centipede 2 (with Gaden Sousa)
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Laughter, friendship, and no body horror. This week Michelle and Abigail don’t watch the Human Centipede sequel, and instead play some Rating Descending trivia with special guest and quizmaster Gaden Sousa. They had a great time and hugged and stuff :)By Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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L.A. Depression, rotating ghouls, and soft porn script. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this erotic drama so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films leading lady, gross director, and slow plotBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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Inclusive chicks, soy boys, and Icelandic computer nerds. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another Sly film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films franchise, burly cast, and hammy dialogueBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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Feminism 101, cube bombs, and flying monkeys (drones). This week Abigail and Michelle watched this low budget sci-fi so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films production choices, amateur performances, and confusing plotBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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Worldle wonders, evil behaviour, and telli for days. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the Speed sequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the original movie, the lovely Sandy B, and the ironic snail-like paceBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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113: Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2
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Little kiss, ghoulies, and disemboweled Jeffrey. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the sequel to an indie classic so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the original film, the character archetypes, and classic producer interferenceBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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Ear crystals, tupperware chocolates, and the nature of chaos. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this Mike Myers comedy so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into Dr Seuss books, the stacked cast, and it’s difficult leading manBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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Themed smoothies, playing Young Sheldon, and reviews with Theotsi. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this early 2000s dance film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s leading men, Lil Kim cameo, and choreography highlightsBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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Remembering Bobby B, stopping 9/11, and going OFF it. This week Michelle and Abigãlí watched another horror film remake so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the original film, forgotten victims, and violent sequencesBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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Perma-befuddled, 1800ABBYNO, and vaginal super highways. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this Marvel rip off so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films flat performances, plot holes, and cheap CGIBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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Herping, fake CGI, and big van vs small truck. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another fkn 2010s horror movie so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s franchise, winged villain, and boring heroineBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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High decibels, angelic glistening, and the Real Rob pilot. This week Abigail and Michelle watched whatever this was so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into numerology, angel numbers, and occasionally the film itselfBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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Bonus: The Meg (with Clare Rankine)
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Top secrey, no peaky! This week Michelle, Abigail, and special guest Clare Rankine watched ANOTHER shark movie so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films prehistoric monster, leading man, and his enigmatic agent
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Ghoulmania, bag boys, and Too Much Wood?™️ This week Michelle and Abigail watched this Ed Wood cult classic so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films legendary director, minimal budget, and memorable quotesBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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121: Street Fighter (with Mel Killingsworth)
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JCVD wranglers, John Ford tricks, and $10,000 of cocaine. This week Abigail, Michelle, and special guest Mel Killingsworth watched yet another video game adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films source material, diversions from it, and the muscled leading manBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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Free CDs, rubber jewels, and My Dinner with Andre (the Giant). This week Michelle and Abigail watched this myopic cartoon adaptation so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the film's cartoon history, confusing plot, and dubious understanding of the Middle East
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Dream cheating, Jungian nonsense, and Denim Villeneuve. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this Halloween sequel so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the film's 'bold' story decisions, JLC's disownment, and place in the Halloween sequel canon
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124: Material Girls (with Mel Killingsworth)
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Loving chemistry, the spirit of rap, and Where's Wickham! This week Michelle, Abigail, and special guest Mel Killingsworth watched this teen comedy so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the film's lack of direction, original cast, and adapting AustinBy Michelle St Claire & Abigail Ward
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