Best Fondue Podcasts (2024)

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FUDGE FONDUE 3:04

15d ago3:04

3:04

A song I wrote whilst looking at the selection of sapiens on a train station I was wondering if we mixed all of them together as if they were paint in a garden shed, would we all end up resembling some khaki olive coloured bread or maybe a DNA glue that resembles a fudge fondue . All rights reserved

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MUSTANG MAN 2:03

2d ago2:03

2:03

A song for Big Manchester Pete, the hardest-looking man you'd ever meet, though his face may seem like it was made for a trick or treat, inside he had a big old heart that was as soft as a boiled sugar beet.

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CATCHER IN THE RYE 2:55

3d ago2:55

2:55

A quick song I wrote after learning that they'd put a camera in the little place where I sit and write which I found very unnerving to have an I spy or seeing eye way up upon high : but then the police departments are now deploying reaper drones with inferred night vision armed with Taser's loud speakers and spotlights into the night sky's above Lo…

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Doo-Doo Esquire 43:32

3d ago43:32

43:32

Tawny, Andrew and Kevin discuss country music recs and answer some listener questions! Call or text with your questions at 323-389-RACE and subscribe to Tawny and Andrew's bonus podcasts at suboptimalpods.com. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Andrew Ti, Tawny Newsome

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AULD LANG SYNE 2:59

10d ago2:59

2:59

A song I wrote today after seeing an old Keltic companion I haven't seen for a decade a true blue eyed raven headed Bretagne .The Romans drove them to the furthest reaches of the kingdom so did Edward long shanks hammer of the scots who also stole their ancient kings destiny stone and put it under his own throneThen By the act of supremacy Henry VI…

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KENTUCKY COAL 2:28

11d ago2:28

2:28

A song I wrote after visiting my brother who lives in Thailand where I was struck by the close proximity of sin , every one of the seven deadlies were available 24/7 and the foreign tourist readily participated in the promiscuous perversions untill it became a normality.

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WATSITS 2:26

17d ago2:26

2:26

Another crazy song written for my god children about a packet of crisps they seem obsessed with songs about chrips but what can you do.

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Karma's Revenge Body 41:11

17d ago41:11

41:11

Tawny and Andrew discuss Baby Yellowstone, a wild listener text and a few voicemails! Call or text with your questions at 323-389-RACE and subscribe to Tawny and Andrew's bonus podcasts at suboptimalpods.com. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Andrew Ti, Tawny Newsome

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LOVE JOY 3:37

21d ago3:37

3:37

A song I wrote about a honey trap set by the KGB in 1955 using seductive dances from the Bolshoi ballet a British naval attache with the nickname miss Mary was cought in a homo sovieticus sexpionage of seduction just a hairs breath from the world famous Ballet theatre the soft cell take down was nick named Brandy at the Bolshoi.…

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J F K 3:50

1M ago3:50

3:50

A song I wrote about emperors and kings who believe themselves to be the devine demagoguery If a deity did arrive on planet earth these mobsters and megalomaniacs would see them quickly murdered .

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THE BUNGA BUS 2:21

1M ago2:21

2:21

Short song I wrote after hearing the most of the UK political parties are riding aboard what are known as Battle buses for their election campaigns it's a good job Silvio Burlusconi did do the same or it would be known as the Bunga Bus.

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Yo-driver 45:20

1M ago45:20

45:20

Andrew and Tawny discuss the Peabody Awards, the new Star Wars show and answer a few listener questions! Call or text with your questions at 323-389-RACE and subscribe to Tawny and Andrew's bonus podcasts at suboptimalpods.com. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Andrew Ti, Tawny Newsome

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ROYSTER BOY 2:06

2M ago2:06

2:06

Short song written about a packet of chips not an task to try and work lyrics into such a simple insignificant thing but these are the things that children want so often cause one must obey.

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That's Why I'm Like This 42:22

2M ago42:22

42:22

Andrew and Tawny discuss questions about media literacy and the reaction to a broadcaster's social media post. Call or text with your questions at 323-389-RACE and subscribe to Tawny and Andrew's bonus podcasts at suboptimalpods.com. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Andrew Ti, Tawny Newsome

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THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN TO MONTROSE 2:40

2M ago2:40

2:40

Thirty years ago climbing aboard over night sleeper trains could turn into a complete disaster the vodka to Vladivostok the dickie Darlington the newkie brown night club, the Scots rail slangie, all these or most of them are now dry runs probably due to the terrible conditions people got themselves in. A notorious one I climbed onboard was the Sout…

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HULA HOOPS 1:54

2M ago1:54

1:54

a short song I wrote for my god children on a train to London obviously the premise revolves around their favorite savory snack of the day "hula hoops" the things we do for love eh?.

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BAMBI 2:59

2M ago2:59

2:59

A tune I wrote for a Bambi brown eyed girl who sells The big issue outside Morrisons I always end up giving her my money and then I give her the magazine back she only needs to inscribe that look of grief she could take the shirt from my back .

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You Can't Allegedly Yourself 44:24

2M ago44:24

44:24

Tawny, Andrew and Kevin discuss B6 and answer a few listener questions! Call or text with your questions at 323-389-RACE and subscribe to Tawny and Andrew's bonus podcasts at suboptimalpods.com. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Andrew Ti, Tawny Newsome

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MAFIA MAN 2:19

2M ago2:19

2:19

A song wrote about a mafia boss who was born in Le panier Marseille the last bastion of Beelzebub , he then rose to become France's ultimate crime Capo Di Capo lasting fifty years before being gunned down in Paris for an old corsican vendetta all rights reserved .

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The Palm Springs of Canada (with Matt Apodaca) 49:59

2M ago49:59

49:59

Andrew, Kevin and Matt Apodaca discuss Gosling season, The Muppets and answer some listener questions! Call or text with your questions at 323-389-RACE and subscribe to Tawny and Andrew's bonus podcasts at suboptimalpods.com. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Andrew Ti, Tawny Newsome

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ENVY 3:15

2M ago3:15

3:15

The green-eyed monster of sin, that schadenfreude which we keep hidden away so deep within, its usually only seen in children as they exert their will to win ; the lowly leftover instinct of our anthropic ascension. However, this terrible traite can also be witnessed later in our lives when males begin to assert and dominate as the sexual stage arr…

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Wake Me For Meals (with Jessica Gao and Sierra Katow) 52:30

2M ago52:30

52:30

Andrew chats with Jessica Gao and Sierra Katow talk about Sierra's new stand up special Funt and answer some listener questions! Call or text with your questions at 323-389-RACE and subscribe to Tawny and Andrew's bonus podcasts at suboptimalpods.com. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

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FRANKENSTEIN 2:25

3M ago2:25

2:25

A song written for a disabled soul who had the Bambi brown eyes of a faulwhere my reflecting soul, must have resembled a Quasimodo piece of coal for whenever I looked at him he screamed a seagull squark and would rear back in fear.

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WATERLOO 2:25

3M ago2:25

2:25

A song about falling into destitution especially soldiers and sailors who you find in the beggars brigade of most British towns. How easy it be to cast contempt , lest we forget our debt.I also had a spell living on the street so when I here others throwing stones I cast them a curse.It's a Witherspoon's Waterloo…

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SUPERTRAMP 2:11

3M ago2:11

2:11

A song for supertramp a dear friend who had a unique way of curing his halitosis by drinking your bathroom cabinet bare , mixing aftershave aperitifs and cough medicine cognacs , but beware beware of the ambre solaire.

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SAMBA SAMBA SAMBA 2:45

3M ago2:45

2:45

A quick song I wrote for lily's 13th birthday .Senorita Liliana, they say you were born in Nirvana with a spirit and karma as cool as the dalai Lama .But I think your soul was made somewhere in Havana ready for dancing away the nights on the copacabana.

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Fine I Guess (with Jessica Gao) 40:56

2M ago40:56

40:56

Andrew, Kevin and the show's former CEO/current manager Jessica Gao discuss media literacy, protests throughout college campuses and answer a few listener questions! Call or text with your questions at 323-389-RACE and subscribe to Tawny and Andrew's bonus podcasts at suboptimalpods.com. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

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COLETTE 2:10

3M ago2:10

2:10

This is a short song I wrote for Colette's birthday she's an angel faced florist who works out of a norman church on a country estate, surrounded by angelic statues all halos and wings adding to this heavenly scene is her being bathed and baptized in the divine light from the stain glassed windows along with the scent from the flowers you think you…

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Apr 24th Celebrations, Celebrity Birthdays, & More 6:56

3M ago6:56

6:56

Today we are celebrating International Guide Dog Day, Scream Day, Fashion Revolution Day! Gen X influencers, entertainers, and celebrities celebrating April 24th birthdays include: Barbara Steisand, Aaron Comess, and Cedrick The Entertainer. A quick journey down memory lane as we recall some of the movies, albums, and television shows on today from…

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Make It Taste Good 36:49

3M ago36:49

36:49

Tawny and Andrew are talkin tofu, nicknames and checking bags while traveling! Call or text with your questions at 323-389-RACE and subscribe to Tawny and Andrew's bonus podcasts at suboptimalpods.com. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Andrew Ti, Tawny Newsome

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Apr 23 Celebrations, Birthdays, & More 6:55

3M ago6:55

6:55

Today we are celebrating: National Administrative Professionals Day; Shakespeare Day; and Pigs-In-A-Blanket Day! Some Gen X influencers, entertainers, and celebrities celebrating April 23 birthdays include: Stan Frazier – song writer and drummer for Sugar Ray; Professional wrestler turned actor John Cena; Actress Valerie Bertinelli; and Stand up co…

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BLACKJACK 3:14

3M ago3:14

3:14

A song I wrote about how computer viruses are getting more like human STDs with the massive download of porn and digital dating a shared cyber syphilis may one day be widespread even perhaps jumping across onto us.The Anna kornikova virus went world wide due to so many down loads.

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22 Apr 2024: Sherri Shepherd, John Waters, & Jelly Beans! 8:17

3M ago8:17

8:17

Today we are celebrating National Earth Day/International Mother Earth Day, National I.T. Service Provider Day, National Jelly Bean Day! Some Gen X influencers, entertainers, and celebrities celebrating April 22 birthdays include: Jack Nicholson, Sherri Shepherd, John Waters, Kimberley Dahme, and Paul Carrack. A quick journey down memory lane as we…

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THE MONEY MONSTER 2:39

3M ago2:39

2:39

A short song written about the money monsters in the city of London they feed their need and greed down on London's squire mile all the while with a wry smirk and smile hence why this rapacious reptile is called Mr mercantile .

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19 Apr 2024: Kate Hudson, James Franco, & Garlic! 7:47

3M ago7:47

7:47

Today we are celebrating: National Clean Out Your Medicine Cabinet Day; National Cat Lady Day & Dog Parent Appreciation Day; and National Garlic Day! Some Gen X influencers, entertainers, and celebrities celebrating April 19 birthdays include: Actor Tim Curry, Singer Tony Martin, Actress Kate Hudson, and Actor James Franco. A quick journey down mem…

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18 Apr 2024: Melissa Joan Hart, James Woods,& Animal Crackers! 7:47

3M ago7:47

7:47

Today we are celebrating: National Exercise Day, International Jugglers Day, and National Animal Crackers Day! Some Gen X influencers, entertainers, and celebrities celebrating April 18th birthdays include: David Tennant, Camille Coduri, Melissa Joan Hart, James Woods, and Les Pattinson. A quick journey down memory lane as we recall some of the mov…

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17 Apr 2024: Victoria Beckham, Sean Bean, and Bananas! 7:18

3M ago7:18

7:18

Today we are celebrating: International Bat Appreciation Day; National Herbalist Day; and National Banana Day! Some Gen X influencers, entertainers, and celebrities celebrating April 17 birthdays include: Victoria Beckham; Actress Olivia Hussey; Actor Sean Bean; and Musician Maynard James Keenan. A quick journey down memory lane as we recall some o…

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What Has this Podcast Turned Into? with Ify Nwadiwe 48:13

3M ago48:13

48:13

Andrew and guest co-host Ify Nwadiwe discuss Boston Comic-Con, the importance of constantly checking yourself and answer a listener question! Call or text with your questions at 323-389-RACE and subscribe to Tawny and Andrew's bonus podcasts at suboptimalpods.com. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

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16 Apr 2024: Billy West, Nikki Griffin, and Eggs Benedict! 6:53

3M ago6:53

6:53

Today's official celebrations include: National Healthcare Decisions Day; National Bean Counter Day; and Eggs Benedict Day! Some Gen X influencers, entertainers, and celebrities celebrating April 16 birthdays include: Comedian/actor Martin Lawrence; Voice actor Billy West; Actress Nikki Griffin; and Singer Peter Garrett from Midnight Oil. A quick j…

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HOLD THE LINE 2:27

3M ago2:27

2:27

The old post office Harrogate is located about a century behind Greenwich mean time, the pensioners there are disciplinarians by design if you slip out of sync or cross the red line then these old soldiers would quickly bark you back into the line.

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15 Apr 2024: Samantha Fox, Luke Evans, and Glazed Ham! 7:11

3M ago7:11

7:11

Do you know the song and artist that held the number one spot on Billboard’s Radio Play chart for 16 weeks but never even cracked the Hot 100? Today we are celebrating Tax Day, National ASL Day, Glazed Spiral Ham Day! Some Gen X influencers, entertainers, and celebrities celebrating April 15th birthdays include: Emma Thompson, Ed O’Brien, Luke Evan…

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11 Apr 2024: Tricia Helfer, Tom Thacker, and Cheese Fondue! 7:23

3M ago7:23

7:23

Today we are celebrating World Parkinson’s Awareness Day, National Eight Track Tape Day, and National Cheese Fondue Day! Some Gen X influencers, entertainers, & celebrities celebrating April 11th birthdays include: Dylan Keefe, Tricia Helfer, and Tom Thacker. A quick journey down memory lane as we recall some of the movies, albums, and television s…

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10 Apr 2024: Katrina Leskanich, Orlando Jones, and Cinnamon Crescents! 6:46

3M ago6:46

6:46

Today we are celebrating National Siblings Day, International Safety Pin Day, and National Cinnamon Crescent Day! Some Gen X influencers, entertainers, and celebrities celebrating April 10th birthdays include: David Harbour, Olivia Brown, Katrina Leskanich, and Orlando Jones. A quick journey down memory lane as we recall some of the movies, albums,…

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Came in with a Cattitude 38:29

3M ago38:29

38:29

Tawny, Andrew and Kevin discuss Beyoncé new album Cowboy Carter before answering a few listener questions! Call or text with your questions at 323-389-RACE and subscribe to Tawny and Andrew's bonus podcasts at suboptimalpods.com. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Andrew Ti, Tawny Newsome

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9 Apr 2024: Gerard Way, Dennis Quaid and Almond Cookies! 5:33

3M ago5:33

5:33

Today we are celebrating Former Prisoner of War Recognition Day, Chicken Little Awareness Day, and Chinese Almond Cookie Day! Some Gen X influencers, entertainers, and celebrities celebrating April 9th birthdays include: Gerard Way, Dennis Quaid, and Kevin Martin. A quick journey down memory lane as we recall some of the movies, albums, and televis…

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8 Apr 2024: The Solar Eclipse, John Schneider, and Robin Wright! 8:52

3M ago8:52

8:52

Today we are celebrating the 2024 Solar Eclipse, International Feng Shui Awareness Day, and National Empanada Day! Some Gen X influencers, entertainers, and celebrities celebrating January 24 birthdays include: Izzy Stradlin, John Schneider, Julian Lennon, Robin Wright, and Emma Caufield. A quick journey down memory lane as we recall some of the mo…

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MAN ALIVE!! 2:08

4M ago2:08

2:08

A song i wrote on the 5.05 train Leeds to London by the time ya get there you felt like you've been in a shipwreck rocking and rolling with so many people crushed into a small space I was gonna shout man alive!! when they opened the doors.I skipped it into a fast 12/8 rhythm to give the feel of a underlying current of a train moving.…

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PLASTIC FANTASTIC 2:09

4M ago2:09

2:09

This is a song i wrote about the catastrophic creations cause through having too much cosmetic surgery leaving so many a patient in the perpetual state of a reconstructive purgatory the surgeons are called the picasso's of the plastique, well they certainly end up with a foot an mouth or a tongue-in-cheek , they sculpture and scalpel at something t…

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Church Except You Can Swear with Jane Marie 36:21

3M ago36:21

36:21

Andrew chats with writer/podcaster Jane Marie (The Dream) about her new book Selling the Dream. They also talk about people saying the military is too woke and weird small talk at the dentist's office. Call or text with your questions at 323-389-RACE and subscribe to Tawny and Andrew's bonus podcasts at suboptimalpods.com. See omnystudio.com/listen…

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5 Apr 2024: Pharrell Williams, Paula Cole, & Deep Dish Pizza! 8:45

3M ago8:45

8:45

Today we are celebrating First Contact Day, Walk to Work Day, National Deep Dish Pizza Day! Some Gen X influencers, entertainers, and celebrities celebrating April 5th birthdays include: Pharrell Williams, Sterling K. Brown, Paula Cole, Thea Gill, and Mike McCready. A quick journey down memory lane as we recall some of the movies, albums, and telev…

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