This week Hassan and Tristan, climb a navigation tower and base jump into an enemy encampment while summoning a bear named Cheeseburger! EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeBy EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan, like all manly men, have vivid imaginations. Let’s take off our shirts and wrestle! EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeBy EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan discuss the RPGification of vidoe games! EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeBy EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan understand that no one’s gay for Moleman. EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeBy EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan explore the new Horizons given to us by a new, animated Pokemon cartoon! EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeBy EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan recommend you better get that red dot checked out. My uncle died of crotch dot. EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeBy EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan discuss what the internet has done to turn fandoms into strange sess pools of filth and chaos! EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeBy EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan have never seen such reckless disregard for a wife’s well-being in their lives. EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeBy EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan break down the good and bad of Netflix's Avatar adaptation and discuss why there is no war in Ba Sing Se! EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeBy EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan didn't know you, Jay Leno and a monkey were bathing a clown! EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeBy EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan kick the crap out of some street toughs in Hawaii! Shaka brah! EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeBy EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan are sleeping quietly after a bug attack. And Tristan's as dry as a bone! EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeBy EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan are back frrom making sure every Spider-Man's destiny is fulfilled. *wink* *Note: No police captains were harmed in the making of this podcast. EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeBy EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan send you to heaven before they send you to hell! EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeBy EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan have long since defeated the evil demon king and now they just focus on that sweet, sweet downtime! EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeBy EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan talk about the video games in 2023 that didn't get into their Finey award choices. EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeBy EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan join a secret organization made entirely to deal with King Charles III's horrifying sausage hands. EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeBy EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan DENTAL PLAN! Lisa needs braces. DENTAL PLAN! Lisa needs braces. DENTAL PLAN! Lisa needs braces. DENTAL PLAN! Lisa needs braces. DENTAL PLAN! Lisa needs braces. NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeBy EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan journey across the many regions taking in the various slices of life that the world of Pokémon has to offer! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeBy EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan travel back from the future to warn you of grave undertakings and of an evil executive uprising! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com TwitterBy EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan bring you the FINEY AWARDS! The most prestigious, well-put-together, professional award show to ever exist on the internet! We've got in order: TV Show of The Year Miscellaneous Internet Media of The Year Movie of The Year Comic of The Year Cartoon/Animation of The Year Video Game of The Year NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by …

This week Hassan and Tristan return to the world of Elden Ring! And this time Tristan has completed the game. Does he still harbour the same negative opinions as before or has he totally flipped the script? NSFW The previous episode on Elden Ring (Episode 359) can be found here: https://everythingisfinenothingisruined.libsyn.com/359-why-i-do-not-li…

This week Hassan and Tristan are the deus ex machina as they discuss season 2 of Pantheon! NSFW Our episode on season 1 of Pantheon can be found here: https://everythingisfinenothingisruined.libsyn.com/388-pantheon EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeBy EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan are here to tell you three things that will haunt you the rest of your days: You ruined your father. You crippled your family. And baldness is hereditary! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeBy EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan battle the genma in feudal Japan! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeBy EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan seek their fortunes deep in the dungeon, but sadly did not pack enough to eat while down there. There's only one solution... NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeBy EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan join the Autobots and the Maximals to fight those dastardly Decepticons and the persnickety Predacons! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeBy EiFNiR

In this spooky EiFNiR Hallowe'en episode it's a double feature! Tristan had a rough time watching James Wan's horror movies and thus pivots hard into the Simpsons Treehouse of Horrors. Watch as he forces Hassan to relieve the history of two franchises that may have overstayed their welcomes... NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.…

This week Tristan and Hassan join the Straw Hat Pirates, sail the high seas and doing all of that cartoon pirate thing live-actionly. NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeBy EiFNiR

This week Tristan and Hassan join the X-Men and resist the gennocide of mutantdom! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeBy EiFNiR

This week Tristan and Hassan get J Jonah Jameson all of the pictures of Superman he could ever want! ... What? Who the hell is Spider-Man? NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeBy EiFNiR

This week Tristan and Hassan grab their dice and cheetos and let Astarion become a vampire lord!* NSFW *Hassan would like to acknowledge that letting anyone become a vampire lord is a bad idea. EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com TwitterBy EiFNiR

This week Tristan and Hassan hunt the greatest monsters of all: Netflix Studio Executives!! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com TwitterBy EiFNiR

This week Tristan and Hassan sail away to carve their lives out in the fabled Vinland! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com TwitterBy EiFNiR

This week Tristan and Hassan go on one last journey through Pallet Town to become the very best like no one ever was... NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com TwitterBy EiFNiR

This week Tristan and Hassan travel to the darkest streets of the East End of Gotham to fight crime by talking about their feelings after smashing in some mobster's teeth! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com TwitterBy EiFNiR

This week Tristan and Hassan join the Straw Hat Pirates, sail the high seas and wind up crashing on a mysterious island where their memories are stripped away! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com TwitterBy EiFNiR

This week Tristan and Hassan travel across the multiverse, encountering weird versions of themselves and just tearing them a new one each time! Poor shlubs. NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com TwitterBy EiFNiR

This week Tristan and Hassan travel to the dark reaches of Skull Island to catch a giant ape king of some sort! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com TwitterBy EiFNiR

This week Tristan and Hassan give up the assassin life to go run a small farm somewhere in Kansas I think? It's unclear. Oh well. Good thing violence won't just suck them back into that hitman lifestyle or anything! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com TwitterBy EiFNiR

This week Tristan and Hassan get their souls sucked out and replaced with the essence of a couple of eternal warriors that battle evil! Neat! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com TwitterBy EiFNiR

This week Tristan and Hassan join a bunch of crazy wizard cops to stomp out the unionization of secret underground magicians! Totally not copaganda! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com TwitterBy EiFNiR

This week Tristan and Hassan fly to the darkest reaches of space to discover strange new worlds! (And make out with the aliens.) NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com TwitterBy EiFNiR

This week Tristan and Hassan discuss why Miles Morales is better than Peter Parker at being Spider-Man and why Parker should retire. NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com TwitterBy EiFNiR

This week Tristan and Hassan put aside their differences to start a sweet-as-hell drone racing league on a deserted island housed by nearly-functioning, derelict deathbots! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com TwitterBy EiFNiR

This week Tristan and Hassan finally invent TOTAL PODCASTING and you cannot tell them that they didn't just steal The Flophouse's format or anything. Oh and they discuss Ted Lasso season 3. NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com TwitterBy EiFNiR

This week Tristan and Hassan put on their robes and wizards hat and grab their fun sketch pads and sharpies! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter

This week Tristan and Hassan walk the mean streets looking to disperse justice upon the goons of the evil Shadow government! Or something like that. Either way they're kicking the crap out of a car. NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter

This week Tristan and Hassan supplant themselves into Ostania as a screwball family so they can keep tabs on the goings on of diplomats. All of this in order to prevent the peace between the east and west from collapsing. Oh and there are wacky familial hijinks! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter…

This week Tristan and Hassan get belted by gamma rays and turn into the hulk! Ain't they unglamo-rays? NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com TwitterBy EiFNiR