Best Jordan Mallory Podcasts (2024)

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Y tu tennis también 1:04:54

1d ago1:04:54

1:04:54

Remember, remember the 5th of Julember ... (In this episode LB, Niki and John [all best friends] discuss where "it" goes "after butthole," the Ben Shapiro that escaped containment, the rules of being a ghost, Reba, the legitimacy of antibiotic warnings, the Cisco Groove, and reluctantly, somehow even more.) Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your …

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Primitives by Kathy Box 1:01:20

6d ago1:01:20

1:01:20

LB, Niki and John crest the final apex of Gimmick Month, playing a brand-new game of Niki's design, pushing friendships to the limit and making us rethink everything we know about the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics. Other topics of discussion include (but are not limited to) Christian for-profit universities, Hootie & the Blowfish, sex ramps, tinned …

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Shronker (Second Annual White Off) 58:13

13d ago58:13

58:13

Gimmick Month continues with The Second Annual White Off, where we see which of our four contestants is the whitest. Once that's settled (the results will SHOCK YOU), Niki, LB and John also discuss serving cunt in the chicken line, whether curling "has balls," hanging out with Jenny Nicholson, whether you can "get one out of a dead guy," John's rec…

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Master Chief Beach Week 1:14:13

22d ago1:14:13

1:14:13

Gimmick month continues with our first-annual Master Chief Beach Week, the replacement holiday full of sand, sun and fun! Or that's what the copy says anyway, in practice it's mostly talk about the various ways that white people ruin the beach without even enjoying it themselves, in addition to various diversions concerning bumper stickers, scented…

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Meat the Plants 46:23

29d ago46:23

46:23

John, Niki and LB are all in the same place! Wowie zowie! That means an in-person recording, which also means the audio is a little roomier than usual, but the vibes are still just like you like 'em! Topics of discussion for this week include (but are not limited to) the world of dreams, emotionally insensitive burlesque performers, Dan Ryckert's u…

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How Much to Make the The Mask (1994) Mask Work 1:17:14

1M ago1:17:14

1:17:14

John, Niki and LB ascend the Gender Tower for an episode that's going to be just as much of a surprise for you as it is for me, because I haven't heard it yet! Also featuring a surprise visit from Former Chief Medical Advisor to the President of United States Anthony Fauci. Oh no! Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes, a podcast about navig…

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Live at the Fit Life Sports Plex: Preparation of the Mind - Ole Brook Track and Field state champions; Coaches Darien Dorsey and Tonya Johns, and athletes Jasmine Robertson, Ariyana Graham, Xavier Gayten ... 1:21:00

1M ago1:21:00

1:21:00

On this week's Corner Blitz Podcast, we speak with the MHSAA 5A girls three-peaters in track and field, the Ole Brook Lady Panthers; and the Ole Brook boys, who've won two of the last three state titles. Head coaches Darien Dorsey and Tonya Johns bring along state champion student athletes Jasmine Robertson, Ariyana Graham, Xavier Gayten and Coderr…

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The Shameful Crunching Bird 58:55

1M ago58:55

58:55

Teetering on the edge of oblivion, four friends (three regular and one frog) embark on a sacred journey of personal discovery. During their travels, the group discusses many topics of importance, including why Jon Bon Jovi cheated on his wife, what the white lady from TikTok is up to these days, the various slogans of Outback Steakhouse, which bird…

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Live at the Fit Life Sports Plex: Viva La Rams - Wilkinson County Christian Academy Baseball Coach Kyle white and Jack Orgeron, Gavin Davis and Jacob Sessions 1:16:13

1M ago1:16:13

1:16:13

Tonight on The Corner Blitz, we're joined by the MAIS 2A Baseball State Champions, the Wilkinson County Christian Academy Rams. Head Coach Kyle White rides all the way to Fit Life from Woodville and brings three of his heavy hitters, seniors Jack Orgeron and Gavin Davis, and junior pitcher Jacob Sessions. We talk about long roadtrips in MAIS 2A, wi…

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Dwyane Wade’s Woke Cube 1:07:31

2M ago1:07:31

1:07:31

It's John. It's Niki. It's LB. It's all three of them, and they're here, being as smart and drunk as ever, talking about the things YOU care about most, including a brand-new legal system for punishments, the hairy teeter, the history of Atlantis, the long-awaited return of Scam Text Theater, notes for John's acting skills, tall buildings, and some…

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Live at the Fit Life Sports Plex: Pigskin Rendezvous - Spring Scrimmages at SMCC with North Pike, South Pike and Amite Co. 1:31:46

2M ago1:31:46

1:31:46

This week we get outside the friendly confines of Fit Life and broadcast on location at Southwest Mississippi Community College for a high school football spring scrimmage. Amite County coach Jeffery Gibson faces off against his little brother, Don Gibson, and the Port Allen Pelicans. We talk to both afterward. We also catch up with North Pike coac…

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The Artist’s Dilemma 1:12:58

2M ago1:12:58

1:12:58

In what is perhaps our most cracked episode to date, LB, Niki and John struggle to overcome a well of extreme negative energy by playing jenga, inventing new uses for numbers stations, selling phone numbers for more ketamine, re-learning Flonase, answering a telemarketer call live on the podcast, and against all odds, somehow even more. Welcome to …

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Live at the Fit Life Sports Plex: Girls Gotta Eat - Co-Lin women's basketball coach Britta Stephens and North Pike AD Kevin Martin 1:25:36

2M ago1:25:36

1:25:36

This week we're joined by Copiah-Lincoln Community College Lady Wolfpack Basketball Coach Britta Stephens, who reflects on her not-quite-one-year on the job with the She Wolves, recruiting and performing at the juco level and how it's important to have assistant coaches who can choose restaurants at which to stop on road trips. We also talk to Nort…

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Functionally Identical to One Another 1:11:05

2M ago1:11:05

1:11:05

With LB on a Hero's Journey through the bowels of Hell, John and Niki once again conscript Producer Jordan into the triumvirate of intellect that is If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes. Topics of discussion for this meeting include (but are not limited to) the contents of John's most recent stress dream, carbon monoxide poisoning, ape films, photos …

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Live at the Fit Life Sports Plex: The Mountains Win Again - Ole Brook tennis coach Becky Green and state champions Allie Grace McNeil, Annie Stewart, Caroline Kilpatrick and Cohen Leggett. Mississippi ... 1:35:24

2M ago1:35:24

1:35:24

This week on The Corner Blitz we have our annual sit-down with Brookhaven High School Tennis Coach Becky Green as she tallies up yet another line on her state champion spreadsheet. This time it's two pairs of doubles winners - Allie Grace McNeil (SR), Annie Stewart (8th), Caroline Kilpatrick (JR) and Cohen Leggett (FR). That was Caroline's THIRD st…

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Grandson 1:09:32

2M ago1:09:32

1:09:32

LB, Niki and John, having achieved unparalleled success as super-famous TikTok influencers, return to their humble podcasting roots for another round of important discussions, including (but not limited to) how much of acting is just demon possession, that Drew Carey tweet, white people music, discovering the source of 95% of the stress in LB's lif…

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Live at the Fit Life Sports Plex: The Only Easy Day Was Yesterday - North Pike Softball Coach Sonya Wallace and senior Lady Jag Emilie Williams 1:12:59

2M ago1:12:59

1:12:59

This week on The Corner Blitz, longtime North Pike Lady Jags Softball Coach Sonya Wallace comes back on the show, and with her is a senior Lady Jag hitting .415 and committed to Copiah-Lincoln, Emilie Williams. They talk about the grind of scheduling a dozen 7A schools during the regular season and how being in knife fights all year gets you ready …

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I Want to Give You $700 1:04:45

3M ago1:04:45

1:04:45

With John trapped in the 1990s, producer Jordan joins Niki and LB for the typical weekly slate of activities, which includes inventing new kinds of gambling, coming up with a new big titty anime lady-based form of financial investment, peeing into the little cup, Niki's new friend Juliette, and somehow ... even more. Welcome to If You're Driving, C…

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Live at the Fit Life Sports Plex: The Wild Bunch - Bogue Chitto tennis coach Chase Wallace and seniors Jax, Andrew, Gage and Colten 1:07:19

3M ago1:07:19

1:07:19

On this week's show we catch up with the three-time Lincoln County/Region winners in tennis - the Bogue Chitto Bobcats. Coach Chase Wallace joins us on his last ride before ascending into heaven (becoming assistant principal in the Sartin Administration) along with seniors Jax Leggett, Gage Smith, Colten Kimble and Andrew Merrell. The CB crew also …

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Ducks in the Hood 1:09:11

3M ago1:09:11

1:09:11

With Jordan back on the sticks, LB, John and Niki return to their regular work of discussing the most pressing issues facing today's Sleepy Americans, including the existential pain of being in the audience for bad comedy, the dire comments on our good TikToks, heroin as a venture investment, the good ol' days of file sharing, the best grass for wh…

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Live at the Fit Life Sports Plex: The Bro Rivalry - baseball coaches Jack Edmondson (SMCC) and Adam Chamblee (Co-Lin). SMCC AD Ken Jackson. 1:44:18

3M ago1:44:18

1:44:18

On the April 10, 2024 Corner Blitz, Southwest Bears Baseball Coach Jack Edmondson and Co-Lin Wolfpack Baseball Coach Adam Chamblee prepare for the renewal of the Coca-Cola Classic rivalry, and they do so with 45 minutes of bromance. Southwest Athletic Director Ken Jackson also comes on the show to reveal the school will add women's volleyball to th…

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Demonstration of Licking, Eating, and Drinking 1:06:32

3M ago1:06:32

1:06:32

With Jordo away at a sensual conference for banjo frogs, the gang are actually pretty well-behaved. We talk about water bottles, the very worst songs we know, cereal, gifts for kids, and probably even more. I don't remember. Jordo usually writes these and knows what we talked about in the episode. Frankly I'm not sure. It's probably funny though. H…

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Live at the Fit Life Sports Plex: Them Wesson Girls - Lady Cobras Softball Coach Michelle Nunnery and standout seniors Mallory Sanders and Julianna Wilson 1:10:34

3M ago1:10:34

1:10:34

The Corner Blitz checks in with the winngest high school softball team in Southwest Mississippi thus far: the 14-2 Wesson Lady Cobras. We talk with coach Michelle Nunnery, Longwood University pitcher commit Mallory Sanders and the field marshal behind home plate, catcher Julianna Wilson. Adam and the Two Brads also discuss Caitlin Clark on 12 milli…

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I Want to Eat Metal 1:08:43

3M ago1:08:43

1:08:43

With Niki trapped in the labyrinthine tunnels beneath the Boston Convention and Exhibition Center, emergency reserve friend merritt k joins LB and John to discuss websites about eating metal, Bigfoot's dick, an interesting car LB spotted and its resulting bevy of secrets, who we would impersonate if we were to impersonate a celebrity, the secret to…

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Live at the Fit Life Sports Plex: Drillin' it From 15 - Enterprise Archery Coach Lauren Jordan and the Yellowjacket archers 1:27:34

3M ago1:27:34

1:27:34

Enterprise Attendance Center Archery Coach Lauren Jordan, assistant coach Nicole Lawrence and a handful of the team's top archers join The Corner Blitz to celebrate last week's AIMS High School 1A South State Championship and look ahead to the state finals, April 8-12. We also recap the 20-win basketball season with Southwest MS Community College w…

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The Corner Blitz live at the Fit Life Sports Plex: new Brookhaven Academy football coach Ryan Ross 1:23:27

3M ago1:23:27

1:23:27

The Corner Blitz crew talks with new Brookhaven Academy football coach Ryan Ross, a seasoned veterans who becomes the third Cougar coach in three seasons. Sometimes it be like that.

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A Million Monkeys Typing in a Room 1:07:31

4M ago1:07:31

1:07:31

LB, Niki and John open their ongoing notes document and attack this week's agenda, which includes John's new screenplay idea, a new crops-based gambling venture, solving Bruno Mars' gambling debt situation, finding new tax loopholes, addressing the issue of how many years there are, LB's dog's secret Facetime calls to John, a really unfortunate ham…

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What Can You Do with a Giraffe 1:12:25

4M ago1:12:25

1:12:25

John, LB and Niki take a trip down memory lane, reminiscing over what it was like to live in the era of "the TV is on," in addition to nuanced discussions of softcore pornography; John's dog's ballsack; sending butthole pics to Matt; if Starbucks had a conversation pit; soaking; the return of MAUL WATCH; Niki's Tiktok dream; and darlin', somehow ev…

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The Corner Blitz live at the Fit Life Sports Plex: North Pike Baseball Coach Dustin Lott, interchangeable NFL running backs and technical difficulties 1:17:30

4M ago1:17:30

1:17:30

On this episode of The Corner Blitz (covering all the sports in the Southwest corner of Mississippi) we talk to second-year North Pike Jags baseball coach Dustin Lott about North Pike being a "baseball school," all the baseball at the Lott family table and enormous light-up signs on the press box. The Corner Blitz fellas also talk about NFL teams t…

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Body Part of a White Person 1:05:22

4M ago1:05:22

1:05:22

The crying sky of Los Angeles, which cannot be consoled, will not prevent LB, Niki and John from discussing the various ongoing perils surrounding one of history's greatest sports (video games), in addition to Niki's mounting CPAP debt; bog standard cheating on your wife stuff; getting AMPED; lesbians!!!; if bus is car; more quality products from t…

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The Corner Blitz live at the Fit Life Sports Plex: West Lincoln Football Coach Johnny Ball and the sound of Wyoming Women's Tennis 1:17:47

4M ago1:17:47

1:17:47

On this episode of The Corner Blitz, we broadcast live from the sniper's nest at the tennis courts at Fit Life while the Wyoming Cowgirls take on South Alabama below. We are joined by special guest Johnny Ball, who has coached everybody and their brother in Southwest Mississippi and now takes on his first head coaching gig for the West Lincoln Bear…

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Adult Woman Pageant 1:10:00

4M ago1:10:00

1:10:00

Niki and LB help an extremely sleepy John overcome his post-flight fatigue by discussing the mysterious woman he saw at the airport; the food in New Orleans; Niki's new best friend Kelly 🤝; LB getting they German passport; if Scandal was made for $10; using Cameo to ask questions questions of the people reading messages on Cameo; and if you can bel…

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Corner Blitz at Fit Life: Parklane Basketball 1:30:02

4M ago1:30:02

1:30:02

The State Champion Parklane Basketball team joined the guys at Fit Life to talk about their season.By Southwest Media Group

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I'll Eat Your Onions? 1:02:23

4M ago1:02:23

1:02:23

LB, Niki and John solve the mystery of "what's True Detective," while also tackling a number of simultaneous ongoing cases, including that Britney Spears video where she dies and turns into a baby; LB's great sandwich-based TV show idea; if you can or cannot get pastrami "everywhere;" whether it's easier to get a pumpkin or a tuna; the #1 fragrance…

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Corner Blitz at Fit Life: Coach John Smith 1:33:45

4M ago1:33:45

1:33:45

Adam and the guys were joined by John Smith, Loyd Star softball coach and Sr Abby Burnette.By Southwest Media Group

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Lest I Piss on My Dog 1:02:54

5M ago1:02:54

1:02:54

LB, John and Niki carve time from their busy schedules to tackle a handful of new issues facing America's Sleepiest Americans™, including hummingbird tongues, all the stuff they cut from the Bible, what happens to us after we die, Creed's 2001 Thanksgiving Day NFL Halftime Show, a Pokemon lawsuit, lying about limes, picking your daytime television …

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Corner Blitz at Fit Life: Coach Austin Hood 1:15:57

5M ago1:15:57

1:15:57

Adam and the guys welcomed Enterprise Baeball Coach Austin Hood to the show.By Southwest Media Group

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The Corner Blitz at Fit Life with Jerry Ivey and Southwest Tennis 1:37:14

5M ago1:37:14

1:37:14

Adam and the gang talk to the Fit Life Director and talk tennis with the Bears.By Southwest Media Group

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2 for $2X 1:05:56

5M ago1:05:56

1:05:56

John, LB and Niki continue their attempts at navigating an ongoing legal crisis involving Darth Maul and 30-65 missing children, while also discussing the best date ideas, skipping dating entirely, recovering from bad dates, trying to convince a group of friends with a horrible television that the version of Shrek you're watching has been remastere…

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Give a Kid, Take a Kid 49:42

5M ago49:42

49:42

Niki, John and LB, who are no longer saying the name of the show for legal reasons, discuss the latest details of the missing children/Darth Maul situation; Palmdale, CA; robot-style Pinocchio; half of this podcast's love for Coheed and Cambria; Los Angeles highway lore; some sports guy's "beautiful ass;" and predictably, so much more. Welcome to I…

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The Corner Blitz at Fit Life: Coach LaTiffany Anderson 1:15:39

5M ago1:15:39

1:15:39

The new softball coach at Amite County, LaTiffany Anderson, came in to talk to the guys this week.By Southwest Media Group

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Sorry You Missed Me 1:16:31

5M ago1:16:31

1:16:31

With Jordan back at the helm, LB, John and Niki discuss the density of psychics in southern California, an interesting van LB saw on the street recently, John's very normal Tiktok comment (and its implications for his general mental health situation), Scary Spice's lesbian power, the Oscars, 10 minutes of undocumented conversation where Jordan was …

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Corner Blitz at Fit Life: Coach Jordan Lea 1:26:40

5M ago1:26:40

1:26:40

Adam and the gang were joined on this episode by Coach Jordan Lea from Loyd Star Soccer.By Southwest Media Group

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The Corner Blitz at Fit Life: Coach Lane Young 1:19:30

6M ago1:19:30

1:19:30

Adam and the gang had a good conversation with Coach Lane Young of West Lincoln.By Southwest Media Group

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Movies Tagged ‘Hole’ 1:09:49

6M ago1:09:49

1:09:49

John, Niki and LB record without their producer, Jordan, who is sick this week. He's also the one who usually takes notes and writes these summaries, but again, he's sick, so, that's not happening. Genuinely no idea what's in this one folks, it could be our funniest episode to date and/or our most offensive -- there's only one way to find out. Welc…

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Baby Deodorant 57:28

6M ago57:28

57:28

To help with the enormous legal fees we expect this year, LB, John and Niki present three new multi-level marketing programs that can help empower YOU while empowering us. They also discuss street marshmallows, the lawyer that rocks, going psycho mode on bevs in the disco, babe x wilbur AO3, making June a week shorter, and somehow, even more. Welco…

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Corner Blitz at Fit Life: Thomas Grey from Vandy B'Ball 2:04:00

6M ago2:04:00

2:04:00

It was a packed show as the guys welcomed Thomas Grey from Vandy Basketball, as well as Corey Schmidt from SMCC Basketball and MRA Coach Richard Duease.By Charles Dowdy

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Mouseketeers, Alive and Dead 53:38

6M ago53:38

53:38

John, Niki and LB return from their long winter's nap, rejuvenated and ready to tackle the ongoing missing persons case involving Darth Maul and a few dozen children left in their care. On the way, they also discuss who has the sweetest sweat on the Clippers roster, John's word for the new year, going to Turkey for a hair transplant, whose death we…

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Corner Blitz at Fit Life: Coach Karshae Peterson 1:34:57

6M ago1:34:57

1:34:57

Coach Peterson from McComb joined the guys to talk about basketball. They also talked about college football bowl games and answered the question of are we playing too many??By Charles Dowdy

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From Your Friends at Mc.P.P 1:20:10

7M ago1:20:10

1:20:10

In what might be considered a Reverse Christmas Miracle, LB, Niki and John and have lost all 30-65 children that reportedly attend Drivey's Ed., our montessori school for babies with rich parents. Since you can't have a Christmas Pageant without adorable kids, we instead initiate a last-minute pivot to the next best thing, which is buying gifts for…

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