Giving every RPG a shot, one adventure at a time.
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Pranks Paul, James D'Amato, Kat Kuhl, and Johnny O'Mara take a deep dive into Star Wars on behalf of wide-eyed new fans and longtime experts alike. nevertellmethepods.com
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The Autonomic podcast is an all-ages podcast set in the mysterious realm of Respite, a magical land filled with terrifying monsters, supernatural plots, and kids just like you. Join a protector, a detective, a warrior, and a trickster as they solve mysteries, learn about themselves, and unlock weird and wonderful powers. Autonomic is family-friendly, and features five Chicago-area performers: Liz Anderson, Taylor B. Hill, Stephen Kropa, Kat Kuhl and Pranks Paul.
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Darcy Ross leads James D'Amato, Kat Kuhl, and Alan Linic into the actuality with an actual play of Monte Cook Games' Invisible Sun. In the city of Satyrine, there is cab driven by a woman with hollow eyes. She can take you where you need to go, but she always takes what you can afford to pay.
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Torikoshi and Valkyrie evaluate the skills of their new recruits. There is hope for the Burning Tails this year but Torikoshi struggles to see it from underneath the shadow of his new responsibilities. June and Braith have trouble adjusting to the training and high-strung captain. CONTENT NOTES A teen struggling in a high pressure situation ... Rea…
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Torikoshi Honda has just been promoted to team captain of The Buring Tails fledgling league jousting team. He dreams of impressing his grandmother and finally getting a win for the Burning Tails school, but the team they thought they had fell apart. Now he and his coach Divya have to scramble to train new recruits ... Read more…
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James sits down with Johnny O’Mara to reflect on his 8-9 (who’s to say) years on Campaign. They reminisce, talk about production choices, discuss negative reviews, and answer listener questions. It’s a good time between good buddies.By Kat Kuhl
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Jonnit, Orimar, and Hipp reach the ship to find the crew struggling to free the ship from overgrowth and a siege of aggressive forest creatures. Travis struggles to return to gable with the fruit of panacea as he finds Orimar’s now living body much more difficult to push past normal limits. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: ... Read more…
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Members of the Uhuru crew: Pliff, Carlos, Jerk-Off Jerry, and suddenly Toku instead of Bathroom Barry are still trying to find The Uhuru and the rest of the crew. Even with a heading thanks to JO Jerry’s subdermal implant the forest has plenty of dangers to bar the way. Also, Nodoze isn’t there. Look, memory ... Read more…
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Jonnit has successfully guided Orimar and Hipp to The Queen’s Glade. On the threshold of the impossible, they must now figure out their plan. Their mission is to see safe passage out of the forest for The Uhuru and her crew, but what price are they willing to pay? The Queen senses within Orimar, a ... Read more…
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Jonnit works to get his bearings and understand the rules of the wood. While trying to protect his loved ones he ends up returning to a nightmare he just relived a few weeks ago. Travis has an awkward visit with his estranged mother, just in time for the holidays. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: disorienting imagery, ... Read more…
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Travis struggles with his newfound necromantic control over Orimar’s body and finds himself in the least comforting place that could be called “home.” The Uhuru crew awakens in the heart of the wood finding themselves separated from the ship and each other. They work to get their bearings and get to safety. CONTENT NOTE Main ... Read more…
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With a little help from Dref, Travis finds a way to help Orimar’s body keep clinging to the edges of life and movement. Gable struggles through pain and disorientation to help Jonnit, but all is not as it appears. Elsewhere Jonnit tries to unravel one of the mysteries of the Queen’s Wood. While Orimar struggles ... Read more…
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The nomics learn that dealing with expectations is not greatBy Taylor B. Hill, Liz Anderson, Priyanko Paul, Pranks Paul, Kat Kuhl, Stephen Kropa
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Maya takes a leap of faith. Later, the nomics jump… to conclusionsBy Taylor B. Hill, Liz Anderson, Priyanko Paul, Pranks Paul, Kat Kuhl, Stephen Kropa
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The nomics reflect on some stuff while Maya and Brennan fight each other's mirrorsBy Taylor B. Hill, Liz Anderson, Priyanko Paul, Pranks Paul, Kat Kuhl, Stephen Kropa
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No really, Zephyr's just like... chill?By Taylor B. Hill, Liz Anderson, Priyanko Paul, Pranks Paul, Kat Kuhl, Stephen Kropa
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**SPOILERS FOR EPISODE IX ABOUND** Kat and Pranks predict the plot of Episode IX. The full tally of predictions is below. -- -- -- -- -- **MEGA GIANT SUPER DUPER SPOILER WARNING** Accurate Predictions: - Rey Palpatine - Reylo will sail, and then they're gonna kill him - Court mandated Heterosexuality (Poe) - Poe's ex is either Jannah or Zorii Bliss…
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Four enter the forest, and Knife cuts inBy Taylor B. Hill, Liz Anderson, Priyanko Paul, Pranks Paul, Kat Kuhl, Stephen Kropa
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WHOA! Pods is back! AND JOHNNY CAUGHT A BOOTLEG VERSION OF EPISODE IX ON DISNEY PLUS AND HE'S GONNA TELL US ABOUT IT! We don't know for real know what's in the movie but maybe possibly spoiler alert anyway? Johnny does briefly mention some things he's seen accidentally in marketing materials. -- James is @OneShotRPG, Johnny is @JohnnyInBriefs, Kat …
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Were did Izzy get to?By Taylor B. Hill, Liz Anderson, Priyanko Paul, Pranks Paul, Kat Kuhl, Stephen Kropa
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Detention's a real pain in the neck!By Taylor B. Hill, Liz Anderson, Priyanko Paul, Pranks Paul, Kat Kuhl, Stephen Kropa
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Some monkey business lands our Nomics in the soupBy Taylor B. Hill, Liz Anderson, Priyanko Paul, Pranks Paul, Kat Kuhl, Stephen Kropa
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The nomics take the social part of social studies a little too literallyBy Taylor B. Hill, Liz Anderson, Priyanko Paul, Pranks Paul, Kat Kuhl, Stephen Kropa
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It’s a touching finale to gym class, as Maya makes an unexpected bargainBy Taylor B. Hill, Liz Anderson, Priyanko Paul, Pranks Paul, Kat Kuhl, Stephen Kropa
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It was touch and go for a whileBy Taylor B. Hill, Liz Anderson, Priyanko Paul, Pranks Paul, Kat Kuhl, Stephen Kropa
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In which an early bird is simultaneously an early wormBy Taylor B. Hill, Liz Anderson, Priyanko Paul, Pranks Paul, Kat Kuhl, Stephen Kropa
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Whose side are you on?By Taylor B. Hill, Liz Anderson, Priyanko Paul, Pranks Paul, Kat Kuhl, Stephen Kropa
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Welcome to our live show, recorded at Star Wars Celebration!!! In this episode, we sort various characters along the goth, prep, nerd, and jock axis. You can see the chart in the show notes, or if you're on iTunes, here: http://traffic.libsyn.com/ntmtp/G9qTOZRy.jpg Sorry in advance about how echoey it is! It was a big room and our primary method of…
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Homeroom with no roomBy Taylor B. Hill, Liz Anderson, Priyanko Paul, Pranks Paul, Kat Kuhl, Stephen Kropa
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Hello Podawans, and May the 4th be with you. This week, we get to talk to Vanessa Marshall, who plays Hera on Star Wars Rebels! Thanks so much to Rich Howard of Whelmed: The Young Justice Files for setting this up. Friends, this week we lost Peter Mayhew, the original man behind the mighty Chewbacca. My feelings on it are still raw, but I’m hoping …
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Our parents tortoise to stay out of the forest, but things shelldom work out the way we hopeBy Taylor B. Hill, Liz Anderson, Priyanko Paul, Pranks Paul, Kat Kuhl, Stephen Kropa
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This episode is our Celebration recap! We discuss fun moments, shopping, and cosplay with Garbage 3 (@newtypeknight), Garbage 5 (@PomeloandPomelo) and Garbage 5's husband Ben (@pixelgarbage). The episode with James, Kat, and Johnny we recorded on the Celebration stage will be coming out later. Help us fill our butts with credits! https://www.patreo…
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The Nomics leave the safety of the Star ChamberBy Taylor B. Hill, Liz Anderson, Priyanko Paul, Pranks Paul, Kat Kuhl, Stephen Kropa
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Welcome back to Never Tell Me the Pods!!! We're so excited. James, Johnny and Pranks talk about viewing orders. Sort of. They definitely cover the Jackass movie and Dragonball Z. We're podcasting at Celebration!!! Our stage show will be Monday, April 15th at 2:00. James, Johnny, Kat and Pranks will all be there. James and Pranks will also be at Cof…
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Manik becomes a criminalBy Taylor B. Hill, Liz Anderson, Pranks Paul, Kat Kuhl, Stephen Kropa
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Hey Podawans -- Pranks checking in here and making sure everyone is aware we'll be at Celebration this year. All four of us will be recording a live show on the official podcasting stage (still have no clue how that happened) on Monday, April 15th at 2:00. We'll all likely be walking the floor at various other times, but James and I will definitely…
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Izzy and Maya have their bubble burstBy Liz Anderson, Pranks Paul, Kat Kuhl, Taylor B Hill, Stephen Kropa
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After a long day, the kids develop tunnel visionBy Taylor B. Hill, Liz Anderson, Pranks Paul, Kat Kuhl, Stephen Kropa
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The kids' night is in ruinsBy Kat Kuhl
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Calvin does a little snoopin' and is promptly karmically rewarded.By Darcy Ross
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Maya meets the Hottest Boy (according to teenage Liz)By Kat Kuhl
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The kids deal with a phantom menaceBy Kat Kuhl
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The rescuers need rescuingBy Kat Kuhl
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Partying is such sweet sorrowBy Kat Kuhl
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Sometimes, when Fate closes a door, it opens a window. But you’ll want to disarm the booby traps on the window firstBy Kat Kuhl
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The nomics receive a presidential roasting. Later, some children have more to unpack than others.By Kat Kuhl
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