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Ever wondered how a murder/suicide pact gets its start? Well, look no further than this podcast! Two men, both descending on the slippery slope of madness, rap on their shared love of comics, pop culture, and sexual depravity. Together, they work hand in hand to fight the forces of sanity, decency, and hygiene. They fight because they have to. Because this isn't the podcast the internet deserves, or needs, or wants...or even asked for. But it's the one they're getting, dammit!
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In which The Dimwitted Duo once again give into their deepest Dark Knight related desires and mull over the prospect of the most unholy abomination imaginable - a Batman movie helmed by The Dork Knights themselves! From their discovery of being eachother's alternate personality to an unorthodox pitch involving sex, cameras, and shame, listen to the…
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In which The Dimwitted Duo force feed themselves a fistful of snow and jump out of a plane with shrapnel in their lungs, as they embark on yet another harrowing round of everyone's favorite fictional fistfight... Historical Fight Club! Who Will Win? Who Will Lose? Who Will Get An Exploding Bullet To The Face?! Tune in to find out!…
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In which The Dimwitted Duo jump across the multiverse and take a look into alternate realities, where they consider everything from Batman as a sobbing idiot to Superman as an Amish pastor, the stretching of underused loins, the secret horrible purpose of the podcast, the terror of holiness, and the full circle of President Captain America. Iron Ma…
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In which The Dimwitted Duo return from a self-imposed exile of eight years to deliver something that wasn't worth the wait - a discussion of movie remakes! From the unlikeliest front door greeting one could imagine, to Teddy Roosevelt in a bear suit and the Presidential 80's cop movie, all the way down to rantings over the most infamous set of preq…
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In which The Dimwitted Duo is back to buisness as usual. Except that it isn't, as the duo briefly becomes a trio! Bringing along a special guest, MB and Byrd are treated to something no one would have expected as they sit through a detailed review of a movie so shocking, and so vile, that it may or may not feature C-list comic book characters. From…
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In which The Dimwitted Duo return! After taking a sabbatical following their harrowing month-long chat about all things Batman, The Dork Knights are back in action and just as moronic as ever. To celebrate the occasion, it's that time once again... for Historical Fight Club! Who Will Win? Who Will Lose? Whose Horse Will Get The Upper Hand?! Tune in…
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WARNING: Major Spoilers For The Dark Knight Rises Are Discussed At Length The Legend Ends. The legend of Batmonth, at least, because The Dork Knights are ready to say goodbye with the seventh and final chapter of the series' installments detailing their own personal history with The Batman! And how do they decide to top off their chronicling of a h…
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Are you ready to begin? If not, too bad! The Dork Knights have reached the penultimate chapter of Batmonth, having withstood the trials of the 40's serials, made peace with the 60's series, relived a nostalgic classic in the form of the Burton films, and even suffered through the lowest points of the Schumacher era. Now, they face their greatest ch…
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Normal lives, they've almost got 'em. But if they had them, they wouldn't be The Dork Knights! And this installment is a very special edition, beginning the home stretch to the climax of the series as they delve into the most thoroughly definitive portrayal of The Batman yet... in animated form, no less, courtesy of Bruce Timm, Paul Dini, and the m…
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Riddle me this, riddle me that... who's obsessed with the big, black bat?! The Dork Knights, of course, and they're ready to bite the big one and delve into the often-mocked, rarely accredited version of The Batman that many fans consider to be the most infamous portrayal: the Joel Schumacher era. But are Batman Forever and Batman & Robin truly as …
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The signal has been lit, and The Dork Knights are there inform the citizens of Gotham that the city has earned a rest from crime. Dialing back to their own youths to recount the tale of Tim Burton's 1989 classic and it's sequel, The Dork Knights discover that this podcast needs an enema as they discuss what it means to be King of the Wicker People,…
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It's that time in Gotham City once again, as The Batman's adventures begin on the silver screen, reviewed and accounted for by The Dork Knights! Hear the tale of the often-overlooked initial live-action outings of The Caped Crusader through the 1940's serialized film craze, where the only supervillains are racially insensitive stereotypes with shif…
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Holy heart failures! Starting this podcast, the amazing and unique adventures of The Batman, as told by The Dork Knights themselves! Discover both who they are and how they came to be, revealing some of their time as children growing up with a deep affection for The Caped Crusader while discussing many ongoing debates that have helped shaped the le…
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In which The Dimwitted Duo get all cinematical up in this bitch, and discuss their favorite films. From favorite genres to favorite directors, with a few shocking - and some not so shocking - admissions through their collective thoughts on the medium, the antics start whenever the two just barely manage to properly begin, make it clear that nobody …
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In which The Dimwitted Duo presents the next exciting round of Historical Fight Club... Who will win? Who will lose? Who will use the other as a human shield?! Tune in to find out!By MB & Byrd
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In which the Dimwitted Duo let their geek flag fly and become men of steel in this extra-length episode, as they set out to determine which five comic book heroes are their respective favorites. Along the way, they discover a potential gem in an unlikely pitch for a new series, authorize lethal force against sneezing, examine what it would take to …
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In which The Dimwitted Duo give time updates on the hour, as they venture into territory unknown: early morning madness! Listen to the bouts of insanity that are the pair's first experiences with roleplaying - and no, not the sexual kind - as they recount tripping balls as 12 year-olds, calling upon creepy Robin tangents, brief considerations of LA…
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In the latest installment, The Bogus Byrd Man sets his sights on the Hype's very own master of the overplanning, Andy C.! Listen in as the man-who-would-be Spidey revisits some of his famous - aswell as some infamous - thoughts and rambles regarding his six-year tenure in the Hype RPG games, from his ongoing grievances with Superman detractors, to …
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In which the Dimwitted Duo set out to eat their own feet while pondering the ethics of ass-to-mouth, what'd be the primary dish at a Ku Klux Klan bake sale, the rudeness of methhead sharks, the taste of different races, a bizarre secret origin of a popular comic book villain, trying to conceal absurdly huge penises, and favorite moviegoing experien…
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In which The Dimwitted Duo take on yet another vicious round of Historical Fight Club! Who will fight to the death? Who will win the battle for supremacy? Who will end up taking a dump on the other's grave? You'll just have to find out for yourself, as our heroes get burned at the stake to explore two infamous cultural figures - from an Englishman …
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In which The Dimwitted Duo get crank-called by the Governor and suffer being put to death for multiple electrocutions, as one podcaster tells a long-awaited tale of the afternoon that he witnessed a man be put to death by the state of Georgia. Listen to the two try to make light of a truly serious subject, as they discuss the mystery of the prison …
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In which the Dimwitted Duo enter the rematch of a century in this special epic-length episode, as they look to settle old scores - ones that are relatively one week old. Listen in awe and wonderment as the Dork Knight and the Byrd Wonder clash for a second time in battle of trivial supremacy, stumbling through every step of the way and further prov…
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In which The Dimwitted Duo embark on a test of wits that will surely end horribly - deciding to prove how dimwitted they truly are with a trivia quiz! Listen as The Dork Knight unwittingly plays right into The Byrd Wonder's hands, only to turn the tables and up the stakes to a magnitude unseen! Plus, following the shenanigans, hear the struggles to…
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In which The Dimwitted Duo make their glorious return, in a jam-packed episode that is sure to be infamous in both it's levels of depravity and horrifying scenarios. Embarking on a tour de force, The Dork Knight and The Byrd Wonder ask themselves what the world would be like if they worked together - and the results are just as ridiculous as the ne…
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In the latest installment, The Bogus Byrd Man interviews Glasglow's most infamous serial killer-turned-professional comics writer Keyser Soze, a.k.a. The Off-Panel Podcast's very own John Lees, about his time in the RPG Forums playing every psychopathic supervillain under the sun. From his most darkly humorous hour as The Clown Prince of Crime, to …
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In which the Dimwitted Duo once again ponder what it would take to win in a battle of two historical figures, forgoing the approach of evil vs. evil and instead matching up crazy vs. crazy, pairing might with right and awesome against awesomeness. It's a duel to the death, and The Dork Knights are making it a recurring theme! Whoever wins, we lose.…
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In which the Dimwitted Duo momentarily become a trio, as the Dork Knight and Byrd Wonder are graced with the prescence by a member of the opposite sex to discuss a bit of everything. From fake fakin' it with a pillow and the threat that multiple chins present, to the harrowing tale of one podcaster's visit to the local courthouse and a chance encou…
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In which the Dimwitted Duo take the time to get serious and start to talk shop. Comic shop, that is, as they commit mass genocide against Sky City, challenge the unknown, prepare to face the court, and terrorize the open roadways while wearing sheets. Plus, the debut of a brand new theme by the same fancy gentleman who brought you the opening of DK…
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In the latest installment, The Bogus Byrd Man turns the microphone on himself as he's interviewed by his partner-in-crime about a highly touted (and sometimes controversial) writing career of his own making that has spanned the better part of the last six years. Gaze into the abyss and watch as it stares back, as we cover everything from a depraved…
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In which the Dimwitted Duo cross paths with the rich and famous while cementing their status as obsessive eaters, talk shop and dissect the element of the Superbowl rarely given enough due, discuss the impact of the Neilson, and routinely discover that talking about food isn't nearly as exciting as it sounds. THE BOGUS WONDER... RENDERED STUPEFIED?…
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In this first installment of a new Dork Knights subseries, become acquainted with a community you might not be familiar with as they relive tales of their own roleplaying misadventures of yesteryear. Hosted by DK's Byrd Man, this series explores what it's like when the nerds stop speaking through superheroes and fantasy fiction and start bringing t…
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Listen Here! In which the Dimwitted Duo discover new pleasures and rediscover old ones, as they discuss what gets them going the most - be it newly discovered television shows, time travelling hijinks, and even a brand new and completely horrifying interpretation of what happened the night that the 16th President of the United States was assassinat…
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Listen Here! In which the Dimwitted Duo break out their history books and declare war of the facial hair, as they discuss who would win in a fight between two infamous dictators who ruled with an iron fist, aswell discover the unlikeliest of origins in such tyranny, what happens when you try to start an 'Occupy Hell' movement, and just how Marvel's…
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Listen Here! In which the Dimwitted Duo return with an extra long episode - following an unnoticed absence - to tell the tales of one podcaster's unHellish week offline, before delving into an incredibly long and incredibly dry conversation about the merits of the idiot box over the big screen, try to define escapism for those with the mental capab…
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Listen Here! In which The Dimwitted Duo try and fail to keep the topic off of comics, as brief origins of the podcast are discussed at a brisk pace before diving into the pitfalls of internet expectations, comic books with questionable mythos, a discussion about the most unlikely of disguises, and finish off with the first of many terrible podcast …
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Listen Here! In which a bold new initiative is made in the way of internet broadcasting - two dudes talking to eachother about geeky crap! Wait, what? No, it's the first episode of the Dork Knights podcast! Witness the harrowing and slightly boring back-and-forth of two friends who couldn't be more alike and more different at the same time, as they…
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