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Your Girlfriend,Tes.

Terri Elizabeth Simmons

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Hey handsome hunks and beautiful babes. It's your girlfriend Tes here to help you unwind from your day. We're going to be talking all things life, love, and sex. So snuggle up and let's get to know each other a little better...STAY IN TOUCH!IG. Your girlfriend, tes. EMAIL. Yourgirlfriendtes@GMAIL.COM
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Not Dead is a Survivalist Guide to Modern life for the weary Human. ​ Punks not dead but maybe Emo is. We're two 30 something's Cass and Ulfar try to make sense of what the hell is going on in the world. Covering why are humans so weird, what does the ending of Evangelion even mean, and are we old or are Emojis crap? ​They're here to help you navigate life with the odd tangent into film trivia and healthy tall person shaming. ​ New episodes every Monday; covering the weird, the outright ridi ...
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Yo! Did you see that podcast is a pod series hosted by Eynon webb that brings you funny, interesting, weird and crazy stories from around the world. We’ll discuss stories in a lighter way giving you our thoughts, or our experiences in the same situations. Nothing will be out of bounds as we discuss current news, current events, and a host of other things. The stories just get more ridiculous after each show, stories like burglars breaking into a house and calling the cops to help them move, ...
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This is it for season1 its been a fun ride and excited for all the new content we will have for season 2! On todays epiosde we will be talking about the hotel manager in Nashville, Tn who woke up a guest by sucking on his toes hahaha. Then next we talk about a 51 yr old man in Germany who had to be rescued from being tied to a tree after a sex game…
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Bonus!! Season 1 is coming to an end soon, the little one will be earth side very soon. So with the season ending I decided to release a bonus episode. This episode was an episode I recorded earlier but the audio ( on my side) wasn't very good so I didn't release it. However with the season coming to an end why not give it to you guys, it's still a…
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We are back with another episode and this episode I will be joined by two award winning music artists. We have a couple of stories that involve music, so who better than two artists to help me break em down. Fun show, hope you enjoy it. We had fun with this one. Please like and rate and review on all major platforms where you get your podcast. Comm…
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We are back after a brief hiatus for another episode, busy getting ready for this baby. Anyway, we got some more ridiculous fun stories to talk about today, and I have two of my favorite guests helping me today. We'll be talking about a guy who decides the only way to get a deputy's attention is to shoot his gun in the air, makes sense I guess haha…
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One day late, but happy Easter! Wasn't able to get an episode out last week due to being out of town, with the wife but back in action this week with 3 ridiculous stories, and I do mean ridiculous. We are back in Florida, seems like we are here every week. A Florida man accidentally gives himself 20 years in prison. Then we head to DC where a youtu…
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WHEN FACED WITH SO MANY OPTIONS WHAT DO YOU DO? WHICH DO YOU CHOOSE? CAN WE REALLY FIND SATISFACTION IN OUR ORDINARY LIVES AND RELATIONSHIPS? ... LET'S TALK ABOUT THE OVERCHOICE PARADOX https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overchoice https://nesslabs.com/overchoice IG- YOURGIRLFRIENDTES2.O TT-YOURGIRLFRIENDTES EMAIL-YOURGIRLFRIENDTES@GMAIL.COM VENMO-@YOUR…
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We are going international on todays show, I have a special guest from across the pond. Joining me on today's show is one half of the Podcast The blocal news Jacob on the show, all the way from the UK. Giving us a different perspective on what things are like in the UK and what he thinks about the ridiculous things Americans do. We'll be talking ab…
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Got some exciting news before we jump into the episode. We will now be on YouTube, we'll be doing live podcast with guest and exclusive content on stories that we do on the podcast. So look out for that, with more info coming in the coming weeks. Back to this episode. I got two of my favorite guest host joining me today, as we decided to come in as…
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Back with another episode, but this episode is a little different, on todays pod we will be discussing weird laws around the world you didn't know were laws. This is part 1 of a 2 part series where we will be dving into some of these crazy laws, where they came from, and who came up with them. So sit back lets explore just how many laws me and you …
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Back with another episode of the pod, and we had some fun with this one . I invited three postcast hosts from different shows to help me out, because as you will find out about these stories today, I needed some extra help. We start out with a ballet director who smeared actual shit on a critic, who he says been smearing shit on him his whole caree…
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Part 2 of our last weeks episode with Anthony ( AntsRants) where we continue our conversation from last pod. If you have not heard that episode, do yourself a favor and check out part 1 In part two we'll discuss a school official who stole 1.5 million dollars worth of chicken wings. Yes! You heard that right not 1.5 million dollars, but 1.5 million…
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Episode 13! We are back with some more outrageous stories. Had to break this one up in 2 episodes because we couldn't get it all in one, it was just too much, but we had fun. Todays show we start out talking about KFC Thailand, you have to hear what they were doing for the Chinese new year celebration, and I am here for it. I hope KFC America does …
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Back with another episode of the pod! I got my friend Ashley Polk joining me on todays episode. Really been looking forward to discussing these stories and with Ashley being a teacher she was the perfect person for it. Our first story is one that we have covered on the pod before but recently some new news and updates have come out and with Ashley …
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Back with another episode after a short break. On todays show I have fellow podcaster wolf from wolf and the big bear podcast joining me to navigate some of these ridiculous stories today. We'll be discussing a man who was caught with over 900 bullet diamonds in 7 bags lodged in his rectum by customs at the airport. A man who has fathered over 57 k…
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We are back at it with my first full episode of the year and I got my man and comedian Anthony ( antsrants) with me today. We got some more Florida ridiculousness to talk about and, my man is a Florida resident so he has the vibe down there. On todays show we got some crazy, funny, and one very serious topic we'll be discussing today, We start off …
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We are back after the holidays for the first pod of the new year, this is a shortened holiday episode re take on an original episode I recoded last week. One of my favorite guest ( Jason) stepped in to help me out on today's redue show. On the show today we discusses some funny interesting stories from the past week. Starting with a women found to …
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Sorry for the delay in a new episode, I was bit under the weather, so I had to get back right, but we back at it and I have my man comedian Anthony ( antsrants) starks joining me today. This episode of the pod we discuss as always some crazy stories as we jump back to, you guest it, Florida man. He seems to always pop up when you need him. Then we …
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TURNING 33 TALKING DIVORCE,CHANGE AND PRESSING ON. https://www.mentalhealth.gov/get-help/immediate-help YAGERLIVE- PODCAST https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/yager-live/id1485343598?i=1000589294998&fbclid=PAAablnumgGfkgfq33sAvf0iEJnCAQZ8Ku1Ay2yltnmxekx8RUIxY2gO9ieWo IG- YOURGIRLFRIENDTES2.O TT-YOURGIRLFRIENDTES EMAIL-YOURGIRLFRIENDTES@GMAIL.COM …
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Once again we are back with another episode, and this might be one of if not my favorite episodes. I brought back my really good friend Jason walker to help break down these ridiculous stories today. I was a bit under the weather when recording the intro so I do apologize. Enough of that though. These stories made us laugh, and I hope they make you…
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Joining me on today's show is The Shrewsbury biscuit podcast host Alex whitley, very cool guy from the UK. He will be helping me break down some crazy stories today. Today's show we'll be talking about the first space travel agency setting up to do everyday trips to space, you will be able to grab some space lunch with the astronauts. We'll also be…
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Back to the good ole US of A . Joining me on todays show I have a very special guest, Jeremiah U comedian and author of the sci fi book Hive. On todays show we have some RIDICULOUS stories we'll be discussing, we got a women who has gotten fame off her marriage to a ragdoll , and now maybe divorce because he cheated on her. We also have a man who f…
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This is a special Canada episode. I have two special guests joining me on todays episode, and yup both are Canadians. One of which is a CCMA alternative country music album of the year nominee! On todays pod we will be discussing what happens to you if you throw eggs at Charles and Camilla. Was the punishment enough? Then what you shouldn't do if y…
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We are back with another crazy set of stories today. Joining on this show is my good friend Alex cooper. Turns out Kayne west and Kyrie ain't the only ones who got something to say about the Jews! And a game that will "literally" blow your Mind! Finally ashes to ashes dusk to butt?? So sit back and enjoy stories about humans being humans. As always…
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On today's episode I have two guest joining me to discuss some really crazy stories. I have Barry the Bee Keeper who will break down our first story of the day involving a women who attacks some cops with bees. Then later in the show I will have a really good friend of mine helping me break down our last two stories of the day, You have a man who h…
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In today's episode, we will be breaking down some of the craziest recent stories I have seen to date. We got zombie pigs, twerkin, speechless sheriffs, and a tickle me Elmo who was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. So I hope you enjoy episode 1 half as much as we did making it. Should be a fun show, so stay tuned. If you are listening on a…
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FIRST, HAPPY PRIDE MONTH! TODAY WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE STRANGE COINCIDENCES AND TWISTS OF FATE THAT PLAY OUT IN THE STORIES OF OUR LIVES. SOME OF US CHOOSE TO BELIEVE THERE IS SOME KIND OF HIGHER POWER OR PURPOSE OR REASONING FOR WHAT HAPPENS TO US. SOMETIMES IT'S ALMOST JUST TOO STRANGE NOT TO. HANG OUT WITH ME AND LISTEN TO ME REFLECT ON A FEW O…
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WHEN TO SAY EF OFF. WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE PUTTING THE NEEDS OF OTHERS BEFORE OURSELVES SEEMS FINE UNTIL IT'S NOT. SAY IT WITH ME BITE ME BITCH. IT'S HARD TO FIND HOPE IN THE OVERWHELMING RUSH AND DISTRACTIONS OF OUR EVERYDAY... BUT I THINK IF WE CAN START PUTTING OURSELVES IN THE PRIORITY SEAT AND STAND UP FOR OURSELVES WE CAN REALLY MANIFEST SOME B…
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MILF LENA PAREDES LETS US IN ON A SNEAK PEEK OF HER MENTAL STATE AS A MOTHER AND THE HARD LESSONS SHE'S LEARNED THUS FAR IN HER LIFE. WE TALK DIVORCE, MENTAL ISSUES, LOVE MAKING, TOXIC RELATIONSHIPS, BODY IMAGE ISSUES... EVERYTHING. WANNA START A PODCAST? CLICK MY LINK FOR BUZZSPROUT https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1164815 IF YOU LOVE ME AM…
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A LITTLE MORE ON THE SERIOUS SIDE TODAY GENTS. (BORING I KNOW) A JOURNEY INTO SELF DISCOVERY AND DEALING WITH BULLIES. LET'S GET REAL AND GET TO KNOW EACHOTHER A LITTLE BETTER. CONTACT ME : EMAIL- YOURGIRLFRIENDTES@GMAIL.COM IG- YOURGIRLFRIENDTES YOU CAN TIP ME IF YOU LIKE ME HEHE VENMO- YOURGIRLFRIENDTES PAYPAL-YOURGIRLFRIENDTES ORRR BUY ME STUFF.…
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AHH THE SMELL OF NEW LOVE. SPRING HAS SPRUNG SHAKE OFF THOSE WINTER BLUES AND GET BACK IN THE GAME. OR GET READY TO TAKE YOUR LOVE A LITTLE DEEPER. RELATIONSHIPS ARE TRICKY. KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR THE RED FLAGS BUT ALSO TRUST? AY YI YI. LET'S TALK ABOUT IT WANNA START A PODCAST? https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1164815 CONTACT ME YOURGIRLFRIEND…
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DOWN THAT PREWORK AND GET THOSE WHITE HIGH TOPS OUT CUZ WE'RE HEADED TO THE GYM IN TODAY'S EPISODE. TES IS TALKING TESTOSTERONE AND LIVIN LIBIDO LOCA. CONFESSIONS OF MASTERBATING IN THE GYM AND SCIENCE ABOUT WHAT MAKES US WANT TO FUCK AFTER WE WORKOUT. WANNA START YOUR OWN PODCAST? CLIK MY LINK FOR BUZZSPROUT https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id…
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ORAL SEX. YUP OUR FAVORITE. PUT THAT PUSSY ON YOUR FACE AND THAT DICK DOWN YOUR THROAT WE'RE TALKING ALL THINGS ORAL. WHO STARTED IT? WHY DO WE DO IT ? WELL LET'S TAKE A LOOK INTO OUR HISTORY ON THE SUBJECT AS WELL AT A LITTLE GLANCE DOWN MEMORY LANE FOR ME. LIKE WHAT YOU HEAR? VENMO- YOUR GIRLFRIEND TES PAYPAL-YOURGIRLFRIENDTES WANT TO START YOUR …
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SPECIAL REPORT :A LISTNER SHARES HIS STORY ABOUT SEXUAL AND EMOTIONAL ABUSE AS A TEENAGER BY HIS TEACHER. I RELAY HIS STORY AND HOPE THAT ANYONE WHO IS GOING THROUGH SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE LEAVE THAT SITUATION IF YOU CAN AND SEEK HELP IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS MARKS STORY. National Sexual Assault Hotline Hours: Available 24 hours Learn more 1-800-65…
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GRAB YOUR WHIPS AND ROPES PEOPLE WERE DOMINATING DADDY. WE'RE TAKING ON THE LEADING ROLE IN TODAYS EPISODE. SO WHATS YOUR PLEASURE BABE? FEET, LAYTEX AND SPANKING OHMY! LET'S TALK SCEINCE AND TAKE A LITTLE PEEP INTO MY MIND ON HOW I SEE MYSELF IN THE DOMINATING ROLE. LISTNER APPRICIATION DAVID GONZALEZ IG- MEDAVIDG CONTACT ME IG- YOUR GIRLFRIEND TE…
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WERE GONNA DEBUNK THE MYTHS AND FALSE STIGMAS ATTACHED TO THE VAGINA. LETS TALK PUBES, DICKS, VAGINAS AND KEGELS. I HOPE YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH YOUR BODY AND YOU ARE USING IT WISELY. NOW RUB THAT CLIT BABE AND JACK OFF THAT DICK LET'S GO. https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/women-who-stray/201808/science-stopped-believing-in-porn-addiction-you-sho…
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WELCOME TO THE NEW YEAR BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE. IT'S A NEW YEAR LETS START WITH CLEARING THAT WEB BROWSER HISTORY OF ALL THAT DIRTY SHIT YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING. BUT, BEFORE YOU DO PLEASE LETS HAVE A LITTLE CONVERSATION ABOUT OUR PERVY NATURE. WELCOME TO SEASON 3 BABE. LISTNERS SHOUTOUT MIKEY GELSOMINI - IG - MIKE_GOLF_ACTUAL TIC TOK- SHREDTHADEAD SAMUEL VA…
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CAN WE FALL IN LOVE WITHOUT EVER MEETING SOMEONE IN PERSON? THE AGE OF INTERNET DATING AND COVID RESTRICTIONS HAS US DATING AROUND THE WORLD AND BEING CONNECTED WHILE DISCONNECTED. WHAT IS LOVE ANYWAY? WHAT MAKES US LOVE SOMEONE? HOW CAN WE GET OVER MISSING SOMEONE AND FILLING THE HOLE WE FEEL? LET'S TALK ABOUT IT, MASTERBATION https://www.bustle.c…
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HERE WE ARE AGAIN. CUDDY BUDDY 2.0 WELCOME BACK TO IT WE'RE TALKING SAD BOY /SAD GIRL SEASON AND CUFFING DURING THESE COLD WINTER MONTHS. SOMETIMES, IF YOU'RE LIKE ME YOU HAVE MADE QUESTIONABLE CHOICES WHEN YOU'RE LONELY AND DESPERATE... MEH. LETS GET THROUGH IT TOGETHER <3 STAY CONNECTED TO ME : IG- YOURGIRLFRIENDTES EMAIL-YOURGIRLFRIENDTES@GMAIL.…
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AH, THERE YOU ARE!! ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU AND LOOK AT YOU MAKING MY DREAMS COMES TRUE YOU LITTLE CHRISTMAS MIRACLE YOU. YOU'RE HERE! WELCOME! WHAT'S BETTER THAN DIAMONDS AND MONEY ? WELL NOTHING, TO SOME. BUT, FOR OUR HOPELESS ROMATICS LIKE MYSELF ITS CONNECTION. THAT CONNECTION LEADS TO MAKING LOVE AND THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ORGASMS. GRAB A …
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STUFF YOUR FACE AND PUT ON YOUR SRETCHY PANTS BABE WE'RE CELEBRATING OUR BODIES AND THANKSGIVING. EAT UP BITCH GOBBLE GOBBLE. CONTACT ME: IG- YOURGIRLFRIENDTES EMAIL-YOURGIRLFRIENDTES@GMAIL.COM SOURCES: https://www.betterhelp.com/helpme/?utm_source=AdWords&utm_medium=Search_PPC_c&utm_term=online+counselling+24%2F7_b&utm_content=48925752891&network=…
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DREAMS ABOUT DEAD PEOPLE , GHOSTS STEALING YOUR KEYS AND RETURNING THEM, LIVING THE SAME DAY OVER AND OVER, GHOST SEX?!!! WE TALK ABOUT MY PERSONAL CRAZY EXPERIENCES WITH THE SUPERNATURAL. COZY UP AND LET'S GET SERIOUSLY EFFING SPOOKED! IG-YOURGIRLFRIENDTES EMAIL-YOURGIRLFRIENDTES@GMAIL.COM https://www.thecut.comB0151P2KWY/2014/08/everything-you-ne…
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So the leaks happened but did anyone really care? Also the honourable Prince Andrew does the honourable thing of finding a loophole to not be charged in court. Then finally Norway takes away your filters. Like what you hear let us know: Support the show through Buy me a Coffee notdeadpodcast.co.uk Twitter Instagram podcastnotdead@gmail.com --- Send…
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So the leaks happened but did anyone really care? Also the honourable Prince Andrew does the honourable thing of finding a loophole to not be charged in court. Then finally Norway takes away your filters. Like what you hear let us know: Support the show through Buy me a Coffee notdeadpodcast.co.uk Twitter Instagram podcastnotdead@gmail.com --- Send…
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PCONULL THE STRING AND I'LL KISS YOUR LIPS IM YOUR PUPPET. LET'S TALK BDSM. PAIN INTO PLEASURE AND THE HISTORY AND SCIENCE OF BDSM. SOURCES https://www.vforvibes.com/history-of-bdsm/ https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20151001-why-pain-feels-goodhttps://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2002/01/pleasure-pain-activate-same-part-of-brain/ CONTACT EMAIL-…
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BE A TROOPER AND THROW THAT SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT. ALSO, THE SCIENCE OF JIZZ AND WHAT IS IT... LET'S TALK ABOUT THE WARM STICKY AND ICKY Swallowing Semen: 14 Things to Know About Safety, Benefits, More (healthline.com) Squirting Orgasm: What It Is and How It Happens (webmd.com) What Is Semen Made Of And Where Does It Come From? (stdcheck.com) CONTA…
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