It’s a Need For Speedrunning Commentary Special! In this episode Brad, Hobz, and Wigi watch a live run of Resident Evil 1 Randomizer from Flame Fatales 2024! Normally the commentary is exclusive to the Patreon feed, but this month everyone can get in on the action of hearing the podcast laugh about ceiling sharks. Did I mention there’s a free trial…

Welcome to our mega catch-up episode! We've got multiple pet days to cover, plot updates, the Altador Cup, and several listener emails. Plus: our favorite kinds of chips, Juni vs. Dr. Landelbrot, and Usul Oppenheimer!By Caroline and Hannah

Another GDQ happened, so we talked about it! Plus, there was a Halo 3 run at the event that included 4 players and there's 4 of us, so watching that just felt right. Get yourself a group cuddle session going and take a drive through today's episode!Halo 3 run: https://youtu.be/32YQWdl-Djc?si=JQxqqJp6CqegyS-FSGDQ 2024 Playlist: https://youtube.com/ …

As usual, we spend about 30 minutes rambling about various topics before we get to important Neopets happenings like the Altador Cup, The Void Within plot, and not one but TWO new avatars! Plus: a listener prediction about future events, a snotty Aisha moment, and being honest with the chat.By Caroline and Hannah

Hey there! SGDQ was last week, and our friend and executive producer just so happened to run the new game from the maker's of Sonic Mania. We talk Penny's Big Breakaway, SGDQ2024, Super Monkey Ball, a handful of randomizers, various Tonys Hawk, come to think of it SGDQ 2023 as well, CD-I Zelda likes, and what really goes on at GDQ.Mildew0 and Penny…

In this episode, we cover the latest pet days & plot developments and read listener emails about pop culture, TikTok, and avatar advice. Plus: ant smells and a deep dive into Roo Island, including their GDP and a potential succession crisis!By Caroline and Hannah

Somehow it took 3 years to do an episode on one of Hobz's favorite speedruns of all time. I'm not sure how this happened. We are commissioning a panel of experts to dig into all of the information we have and issue a report detailing our failures in this regard, and we promise it will never happen again. Ori Boom Shakalaka ------------------- Liste…

In this episode, we chat about MTV reality shows and movies we've seen before getting to the two most important topics: The Void Within plot and the Maraquan Nimmo. Plus: Quiggle Day, listener emails, and The Purge is coming!By Caroline and Hannah

Come in and find a seat, because Prof. Hart was just about to begin the lecture on the history of going fast. We’re gonna learn about arcades, Twin Galaxies and hot sauce nepo baby William Mitchell Jr., and I even read in the syllabus that dirty pictures are involved. So I’m sure it will be very educational. Fun for the whole family! Check out our …

In this episode, we discuss the latest pet days, the upcoming Void Within plot, and new Neopets merch. Plus: a Marapets anecdote from a listener, more fast food pets, and some cheeky boards posts! Links: May Neopets AMA recap (Jellyneo) Neopets at the Las Vegas Licensing Expo (Jellyneo) Fast food paintbrush concept by stratus365…

Look, space travel is hard. We lost Hobz, Luigi wet himself, and we almost got eaten by the friendliest deep sea fangly fish. Join Rubie, Bradley, and Luigi as they blast off in a wooden space ship to get the band back together. Check out ptminsker’s 100% WR here: https://youtu.be/VaZIVBiShso?si=TCnsv6Hyw1mnMIsn Support the show and listen to our c…

In this episode, we cover the latest pet days and news, including some intriguing plot developments and some hypotheses about why and how inanimate objects are turning grey. Plus: a new avatar, potential replacements for the McDonald's Snack Wrap (RIP), and can Neopets wear high heels?By Caroline and Hannah

Leggo my Neggo, Kiko Lake! Get 'em, Grarrlies! In this episode, we discuss all things Festival of Neggs 2024. Did you help Kari daily? Orion? We want to know! All of this - and more - on the newest episode of Gossip Grarrl! About Gossip Grarrl, A Neopets Podcast: We've got you covered, bestie. Gossip Grarrl is Neopia Central's leading source for ti…

It’s that time of year again, where we copy paste the episode description of a previous time we looked at a GDQ schedule. Can you figure out which one we used? Maybe it’s from SGDQ 2023, maybe not. Oh ho, I wish I was you right now, you little detective you.

We have a shorter episode for you this time due to some technical difficulties (again)...apologies! We do have a recap of the latest pet days, the Festival of Neggs, and the April AMA with TNT (thanks to JellyNeo). Plus: our featured items, movies and shows we've watched recently, and an update on the Eras tour!…

Please be seated… we gather on this fine Sunday morning to rejoice in fellowship and thank our lord and savior Gnarfas for our many many blessings. Be they going fast, hot zip lines, baby goats, and no really but how he make us go so fast. Centaur Daddy will be around shortly with the donation plate, so please give generously to the Patreon so you …

If you wanted to hear us talk about Taylor Swift's new album for about 20 minutes, you're in luck. Plus: some appropriately themed items, plot updates, a Neopets missed connection, and more!By Caroline and Hannah

For this week’s episode, we’re taking a look at more speedruns that we think people should know about! Luigi, Rubie, and Hobz each bring two (or more) games they feel need at least some kind of promotion, and also Fallout for unknown reasons. Feel free to hit us up with your recs in the comments or on discord. Support the show at https://www.patreo…

In this episode, we recap the new UC pet styles and TNT's latest AMA before getting to the center of the discourse - this year's April Fools' Day prank! We read some listener emails that continue the discussion around Neopian historical events and whether Kiko is a frog. Plus: our favorite site events of all time, and references to Dune in Neopets!…

Gossip Grarrl is back to solvin' crime and.... doin' time? We take our obsession with Only Murders In The Building into the spotlight today in our newest installment of "3,2,1... Neopet"... Only Mortogs in the Building! Who is the killer? Who is the mortog? All of this - and more - on the newest episode of Gossip Grarrl! About Gossip Grarrl, A Neop…

Oyyyyyyyyyyyyyy it's time for Need For Speedrunning! This time we check in everyone's favorite little guy, Toon Link and his boat... well not so much his boat... or his sister... or Tetra really. Wait we never ever see Nico or Grandma! I think I need to go lie down. Watch mralberto's run along with us Check out our Patreon for free…

In this episode, we catch you up on our adventures over the last three weeks before getting to the latest pet days, site updates, and some plot hints. Plus: extended Diddler lore, President Chia, wild suggestions from the Neoboards, and more!By Caroline and Hannah

Ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes at a GDQ event? Wonder no more because Rubie is here to tell you all about how... it says here they broke their toe during the marathon. Can you imagine getting that hurt and still going on with the show? What a professional that Rubie is, what a fighter. When I grow up, I wanna be like Rubie.List of run…

Happy Gadgadsbogen! We've got a fresh new episode for you, with a follow up to our Banana Chia discourse, an unfortunate new Mynci color, and the conclusion of this year's Neopies. Plus: we discuss which historical events are canon in Neopets, and is it ethical for a Krawk (Neopet) to own a Krawk (petpet)?…

Look, pick any class you want. It doesn't matter. The second we get in the boss fight, Hobz is going to turn into an invisible bear and go sick house on their asses. In the meantime, why don't you hide in the corner with Rubie, Brad, and Luigi, cause they're talking about the Baldur's Gate 3 speedrun and D&D in general. Head here to see maeeeeee's …

In this episode, we share our weekend escapades and movies we've watched before catching up on the latest pet days and the Neopies. Plus: suggestions for skincare items and gross foods from the Neoboards, and DIDDLER IS NO MORE!By Caroline and Hannah

Coming back to you with part two of our Taylor Swift two part series! And as a bonus, you get Liv content!!!! In part two of our two-part series on Taylor Swift, Luce and Liv discuss why Taylor Swift has chosen to re-record her masters. What went down with Scooter Braun? Does she own the music and just not the final song? Why should we only be list…

Seems like a fitting time to re-upload our Taylor Swift two part series right??? In part one of our two-part series on Taylor Swift, Luce and Liv relive Taylor Swift as we’ve always known her. Era by era, we discuss the music, the look, and the people who inspired (sometimes in a good way, sometimes... not) Taylor Swift to become the superstar we’r…

Who's a good dog, huh?! Is it you? Are you a good dog?! You are? Oh my goodness, look at what a good puppy you are. Button? Button? Buuuuutton, good dog, very very very good and staaaay... staaaaaaaaaaaay,... you are doing such a great job. Staaaaaaaaaay and SIT! Good dog! What a good dog you are, here's some ham.To watch Peanut Butter (and JSR_)'s…

Dr. Sloth loves me, he loves me not. He loves me, he loves me not... While Dr. Sloth might've swiped left on you, fear not: we love you, our Grarrlies, and wanted to give you a gift this holiday. No, it's not a gaggle of items worth 1 trillion Neopoints. Calm down, KikoCat! That said, we know the question that's burning in all of our Grarrlies mind…

We're BACK and ready to chat about all the chaos! Tune in for some behind-the-scenes discussion with two members of the AGDQ Interstitial Team, hear the whole gang chat about why Drum% rivals Dog% for the best showcase run of the event, and listen to our thoughts on the MC Escher painting brought to life in Manifold Garden! Watch the run we watched…

NC UCs are here!!! We share our reactions and thoughts about the newly released Nostalgic Pet Styles. Plus: celebrating the 1000th edition of the Neopian Times, a PSA about a glitch in auctions and the Trading Post, embarrassing Neopets stories, and more! Links: Neopets Styling Studio FAQ Pet Styles (Jellyneo guide) Neopian Times Editorial #1000…

This week Luce and Squish discuss the Chicago rat hole, a fake bomb threat by a teenager on his way to Menorca, and then the big Barbie snub at the Oscars! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey, grarrlies. We're here to play your new favorite drinking/partying/gossiping game... 3, 2, 1... Neopet! In this episode, we play the game in relation to Ugly Betty. This is the iconic 2000s TV show x Neopets crossover that you never knew you needed. Are you team Henry or Gio? UC or Converted UC (yeah, we went there...)? All of this - and more -…

Luce and Squish are back on mic to talk to you about Trump winning Iowa, and about the 40 OTHER COUNTRIES HAVING ELECTIONS THIS YEAR. It's about to be a crazy year for democracy - thank god you've got us to help you make sense of it! This podcast episode was brought to you by Neon, our fave NZ streaming service! Sign up and get a free 7-day trial a…

Hey, Neo lovers - Gossip Grarrl here... and we're back back back again! We are committed to being more consistent in dishing all of the Neopian tea this year. Are you ready for it? We can't do it without you, our Grarrlies! In the first episode of the year, we chat about all things recent... and a domesticated tapeworm that likes to play Hassee Bou…

Meri Kirihimete to our wonderful podcast listeners! Luce and Squish are taking a well-deserved break but will see you back on the 19th of Jan! In the meantime, enjoy some of our favourite episodes of 2023! In today's episode we chat about: The British man who stole hundreds of thousands of Cadbury Creme Eggs and has now been sentenced to 18 months …

Happy New Year! It's our first episode in Year 26 (aka 2024) and we've got a lot to catch up on, including multiple pet days, lab ray woes, and some problems with the Daily Puzzle. Plus: Neopets on dating apps, a suggestion around pet security, and more!By Caroline and Hannah

Meri Kirihimete to our wonderful podcast listeners! Luce and Squish are taking a well-deserved break but will see you back on the 19th of Jan! In the meantime, enjoy some of our favourite episodes of 2023! This week Squish and Luce try to track down the person who wrote about her in the bathrooms at her high school, before discussing the soldier wh…