For this episode we invited our Gaming Correspondent, Scott (@FKASocks), to help us launch a new energy drink based gaming news channel. Somehow this turned into a lesbian ultimatum and a lot of talk about gooning. Notes: Lesbian Ultimatum, GFourl, Stab Stimulant, Doug’s First Non-Woke Game, A Quiet Place: Roadhead, The Crow Goon Jacket, Traitorous…

We're furious about the rumors of Disney bulldozing PizzeRizzo to create Monsters Inc. Land. There's only one way to fight back: create a bizarro version of Disney and beat them at their own game. That's right, it's the Walt Studios D32 fan event. Don't say we didn't warn you - it's a bad episode. Notes: They’re Killing the Muppets, Walt Studios, P…

After doing 200 episodes of The Number One Independent Sonic/Pizza Podcast On the Planet, we’re so happy to move on to where the real money is at: games journalism. So we’ve brought on our dear friend Ben Pack to usher in our new era of The Giant Hogcast Notes: Giant HogCast, TikTok Crying Guy FPS, Italian Catholics, Marcel and MJ, Hedonism 2000, G…

Deadpool fever is sweeping the nation and one of us got roped into joining the Weapon XD program to become totally epic and random. Only #mymentor @goomvi can help us exorcise the spirit of Deadpool using the Power of Waking. Buckle up, we're not getting out of the barnyard on this one. Notes: Weapon XD, Cajun Flavor, The Deadpool of Willendorf, Dr…

For the finale of our beloved "De-potable Me 4 Sips 4 Gru 2 Rise" drink review segment, Alan sat down and watched every Despicable Me movie. But the question remains: did Gru rise? Notes: L’Minions Internationale, aguas frescas, Miku in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?, Highway Minion, The Haunting of Gru House, Watto Voice, Grucel, Karate Wife, Dru…

Hoo boy, that debate was a real shitshow. One guy is so senile he keeps looking at the same book assets for hours on end and the other guy is a weird lava snake. Where is Mamala??? Notes: Sleepy Gideon, Painted World of AntsCanada, Bayou Pope, Catholic Built, Hopsinland Empire, Dr Disrespeto Gfuel, The Blighttown of America, What foods would get us…

It brings me no pleasure to report that the king of Club Random is looking to retire. Will we be able to find a successor to the throne before he enters his final Kush Coma? Notes: The King of Club Random, Moon Boy and Devil Dinosaur, Health Sodas, Tendy Subs, Scottish Morrigan, AI Pizza Glue, Crust Chew Crust Please, Azof Battalion’s Problematic P…

The movies are under attack and we have a plan to save them. Yes, it involves Noovie and the wonderful Maria Menounos. Notes: The Movie Theater Lifestyle, Ape National Guard, Invisible Stink, Funko Watto, The Big Dog of Shimano, Built By Creamers, The Prude’s Fantasy, Rocko’s Gooner Life, Pepsi’s Rock the South Tour, Canadian Cheese, Ki-Adi-Mundi’s…

Wow, we're so excited to have this opportunity to make a themed role-playing experience for Disney's Doug! I sure hope this doesn't get scrapped and replaced by another equally replaceable property. Notes: Wish Upon, Elden Doug, Not the Mama, It’s Fate, The Evening Dump, Frieza the Homeowner, Jessica Chobits, Shonen Soda, Gros Michel, Watturd2, New…

Happy belated Boonta Eve to everyone! We're so glad that our good friend Watto was able to pull some strings and get all of our favorite podracers on the show. (Well everyone but Sebulba...) Notes: The Boonta Eve Classic, Certified LoverFluggrian, Dwegon Diplomacy, Inventor of Gnomes, Island Boys vs. Da Vinki Twins, Space Angels, Invader Zyn, Poopd…

Wow, I can't believe we finally got to this huge milestone. Thanks again for all the great support on Patreon and Substack from our comrades on The Salty Spitoon Left. This week we're covering Squid on Strike/Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm. Notes: Saturday Night Left, Aquahell, The Cool Kramer Landlord, TheyWork, Toobin Grossout Closeup, Microtrans…

The world has not been the same since the eclipse. Welcome to the interstice, where the world of brands and the world of man overlaps. The Godbrand, Slimer’s Back, The Leftist Spongebob Watchers, Speaker of the Brands, Gru’s Doubting Thomas, De-Potable Drink 4 Sips 4 Gru to Rise, The Kidney Lord, CarnivoreDiogenes, Funko Watto, Death Romiel, Cheese…

For St Patrick's Day this year we've got a hot WORLD EXCLUSIVE for the Irish Cinematic Universe. That's right, the Dwegons are back and hotter than ever Notes: Leprechauns & Dwegons, Attack on Bean, Podcasting Dwegon, Dirty Soda, Mexican Treats, My Dad is a Rock Star, Crazy Puffs, When My Ex-Wife Becomes the Goblin Queen, Rock and Roll Wario, Pinea…

The spicy fish sandwiches must flow Notes: The Arnold Shortman Classic, Can a Sujimon and Pokemon find love?, Weightlifting Watto, DOOJ, 100 Pepperoni Pizza, Beverage Connoisseurs san Frontieres, Food Fight 2: Grocery War, Sonic Ocean Water of Life, Mexican Polnareff, 40 Days and 40 Bites - A TradCath Review of Fast Food Fish Sandwiches, Dueling Gh…

We saw it twice. Notes: The Haters of Hate who Hate Hate Hatingly, The Idea of Best Buy, Hate on the Spectrum, lapping at it like a big dog, The Marveldone Clinic, The City of Uncles, STEM daughter, The Barstool Baddies, The Payakan Salute, Dolezal Packed Her Bags and Moved Away, Marfalump Minute, Alan’s Metal Rod Dream, I Had the Madame Web Dream,…

Well we found a new movie to base our entire lives and personalities around, but this time it lets us do vigilante justice to people who annoy us. Protecting the hive kicks ass Notes: Protecting the Hive, Fode and Beed, Consumerist Nirvana, Restoring Sanity, Infinite Swag, The Myth of the Tricolor Rotini, Truguts Peggats and Wupiupi, Uncle Steve’s …

The top 3 worst things on earth you can be: 1. A fake friend 2. A fake fan 3. A fake podcast host Notes: Getting Back to Basics, Gnostic Evil Trinity, Pope’s Ultra Infallibility, Hazbin Hotel’s Eve, Double Stavs, Taco Bell Shrine, Polka Elements, 2 Sips for Dakota Johnson’s Beautiful Web of Truths, Cook-Out Heaven, The Assumption of Gucci Mane, Bo …

Our New Year's Resolution for 2024? We've gotta escape the fucking Barnyard. Notes: Perfectly Objective Snopes Style Humor, Officer Down Alert, GreyChew, Baby Robots, Gynoids in Buckle Jeans, Gnome Elixir Bar, The End of the DCEU, Fifty Shades of Madame Web, Y’all Rockin’ with Agatha?, Wild Mike, Pizza Delivery Newtype, Nasty Cheeses, American Idio…

Wow, we're so proud to be the first podcast to perform at the Las Vegas Sphere. I sure hope our simulated experience of getting stepped on by a giant Rouge the Bat doesn't go wrong. Notes: The Sphere, Aura, he/honk, James L. Dolan, Doctor Who’s Trauma, Father Have I Gooned?, The Secret Lore of Warlin Door, The Nosey Clause, FaZe Stocks, Mancow Welf…

It's been 26 years, but it finally happened. Good Burger 2 is here and Alan was hired as the Lore Master for the Good Burger canon. Listen along as you watch the movie and hear just how happy we are to see all our favorite celebs Zoom call into the movieNotes: The VaatiVidya of 90s Nickelodeon, Getting Inside Ed’s Head, Cacogen Mark Cuban, Twisted …

It's our first annual Hogcast Tribute to the Troops: Women Edition, in honor of Veteran's Day and the hit blockbuster movie The Marvels. We're saluting at the Golden Corral buffet line and tearing up thinking about the sacrifice that The Boss made for us all.Notes: Hogcast Tribute to the Troops: Women Edition, the two kinds of MCU superpowers, Vete…

Sick, we found a dried up Diddy Kong paw on sale. I sure hope we aren't hoisted by our own petard with a series of ironic and spooky wishes.Notes: Diddy Kong’s Paw, Rayman’s Big Features, Foxy FNAF, The Sneak Point, Watto Kreuger, Big Tower, We Like Garbage, The Golden Corral Strain, Big Bob’s Yurt, Lemon Sundrop Dandelion, Duality of Gym Teachers,…

The biggest news story of the decade has landed in our laps and you better believe we're talking all about it. That's right, we're taking bets on what will happen in this new Doug sequel series. (This was recorded on October 15th, days before the new Sonic game, new Mario game, new Spider-Man game, and Mori Calliope Metal Gear Solid song dropped. S…

We recorded this shortly after the Lauren Boebert Beetlejuice fiasco, which is why the opening bit revolves around a Hitch style service to set up liberal men with deranged conservative women, but I had to go to Canada so this shit got delayed. Just pretend that people besides us are still talking about Boebert getting nasty and vaping in Beetlejui…

We're on a rescue mission delivering critical supplies (snack food) to the beautiful women in furry tophats stuck at Burning Man. Somehow we got distracted by a bizarre Portnoy clip and a bullshit limited DiGiornos drop though. Notes: White Woman Rescue Mission, Agatha’s Spooky Tales, flying car promises, Kiryu’s Benghazi substory, Legendary Goops,…

Respeto is back in a big way. Between the release of Blue Beetle and the recently expiration of the MilfHunter copyright, we're in full Hollywood bigwig modeNote: Ezra Nendoroid, Hypothetical Hulkster, WW2 Cinematic Universe, Stinky Weed, Pig Chef, Cybersmith the High Evolutionary, Bloop Beeple, Chapulin Triumphant, Hedgehog’s Fake Friend Dilemma, …

We're back to cover the one news story dominating the discourse right now: did they make the rat gay? Some conservative freak said he might be. We investigate Notes: Gay Rat Watch 2023, the baby dance, HxH Jared Leto, Mighty Beanz, Jigen Daisuke Shooting a Frozen Pizza, Dirty Soda, I Love Oil, Bloop Beeple, Regular Yeller and Ada Violence, Delta In…

Barbenheimer fever has swept the nation, but we’re here to talk about the real issues: fake friends. Also a genius idea for a robot food restaurantNotes: Never Trust a Podcaster, JNCO Jodhpurs, Tony Soprano worm pit, Severian Minute, Hamm-Gunn Dichotomy, Splitting a Frozen Pie, Dirty Cheese Hose, bloop beeple, Pepsi Jazz, Scat-tronics, The Fold-Ove…

We've got our friend Ben Pack (@packbenpack) back on the show and we're drafting teams of purple guys/blobs/food mascots for the ultimate party/basketball game. That's right, it's the First Annual Grimace Memorial Draft Notes: Mrs Bird, The Grimace Memorial Draft, Beak and Maggot, Flubber swing revival, Vaati’s Pikmin lore, Russ’s Prude Origin, Pod…

Folks, it’s been a long time coming, but we’ve got friend/nemesis and shadowbanner of Russ, @TsukihimeDemake (aka The Oomfie aka Piss aka Andrew) to discuss NB Superhero Icon Ezra Miller, the plight of white women, and hyperlocal NC restaurant updates. (Also apologies the audio is a bit weird on this one. We lost the local copies and had to use the…

It's time for summer blockbusters baby. You know what that means: get a big bucket of popcorn, recline your seat, and break your fucking tooth off on a 1950s candy bar Notes: Noovie Fandom, Street Sharks: Street Overlord, Smiling Bob, Tak and the Power of Juju: Enter the Jujuverse, Cousin Grugg, Octopus Jimmy Neutron, Lowkey Crush on Goo, Big Hunk,…

It's finally here, the gaming event of the decade. That's right, our good friend Scott (@FKASocks) is back to give birth to the sequel to Balan Wonderworld after eating a USB drive last year. World peace is coming Notes: A Real Manger Situation, the placental joint, orca terrorism, Newman’s Own DNA, gateway wine coolers, sauce suicide, Gordan Ramsa…

Our good friend James Gunn has become our first sponsor and he wants us to review some energy drinks. I just hope they don't make us have a realistic panic attack... Notes: The Twisted Mind of James Gunn Presents Guardians of the AHHHLiquidity: A Positive Masculinity Free-form Thinkspace for Great Tastes Soda Fountain Suicide Squad Drink LIVE React…

In this one we keep talking about media balkanization and rakugo. It's a real weird one folks Note: Errol Musk’s Man Cave, Sex in a Helicopter in a Plane, Greys vs Greens, animatronic rakugo, Adult Chips, Nosey Joe Dwegon, crying about the beauty of science, Whitehat Clowns vs Shadow Clowns, hose smoke, media balkanization, Soultouch NFT, Dadley, c…

Finally, the moment we've all been waiting for. A full commentary track for the dogfucker anime, My Life as Inukai-san's Dog, recorded with @dauragon. Close the blinds, put on your headphones, and get those toes outBy Russ and Alan

Notes: transactional Catholicism, The 24 Hour Bug, Yo Yoshi Rap, scanning hands, silencing bodybuilders, Sarah Plain Balls, Bthrm, Little Kaiser, Abba Zabba, Miami Mike’s Flavor Subs, Shrek’s Condoms, The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog, $500 Rouge the Bat, Endless Sakuga, Please God Let Me RespecBy Russ and Alan

Notes: DilbEats, Lil Drake, Gooner Dolphins, I Went to the Dilbert UPN Party and Nobody Knew You, 40 Days and 40 Bites, The Twisted Mind of James Gunn Presents Guardians of the AHHHLiquidity: A Positive Masculinity Free-form Thinkspace for Great Tastes Soda Fountain Suicide Squad Drink LIVE Reaction LEVELED UP BY SHAZAM! BATTLE OF GODS, Chad Bugeat…

Notes: Shrinking Movies, Tiny Johnny Cash, Stephen King Hose Water, Cop Magic, Jerseyland, AI Watto, Wizard Strafing, Hot Pocket Engineering, Austin Powers genre, Jimmy Kimmel Show Lore, Rat Hands, Gendered Sanrio Characters, Wario Fitspo, Thang Family, Shaman of Song midwifeBy Russ and Alan

Notes: The Lovers of Love, smell torrents, Effective Love Altruism, CBT spells, Spider’s Love Balloon, Live2D Little Caesar, shocktubers, The Twisted Mind of James Gunn Presents Guardians of the AHHHLiquidity: A Positive Masculinity Free-form Thinkspace for Great Tastes Soda Fountain Suicide Squad Drink LIVE Reaction, Netero Prison Workout, nasty c…

Well, we lost Jair at the Universal Studios Minion Cafe, but surely we won’t get burned by our NEW Brazilian friend George. Notes: Jair got Glooped, Brazilian cryptids, AIs that love slurs, tradcath stooge routine, MILF Hunters v Witch Hunters, Mesmer invented reiki, sexing The Scream, Free Thinker’s Figure Corner, Stinky Not Racist: Origins, Infra…

Sorry for the late episode. We're stuck babysitting our friend Jair and he keeps getting in various Mr Magoo style shenanigans. Notes: Encino Jair, The Journey of Allen Strange, pastafarian gang symbols, The Senku Piece, Spider Minute: Way of Watto, Guy Fieri’s TGIF Plantains, Spy vs Spy x Family, The Gum Swallower, British Jeff Dunham, Peter Engle…

Every time a bell rings, a Billy Joel gets to play with Munch's Make Believe Band. Feliz Yaoidad everybody Notes: You’re Only Human (Second Wind), The Broom Factory, Intelligence agency Harry Potter houses, The Tulkun Rider, big Nepo Baby vibes, The Way of Watto, Return of the Pizza Cupcake, snake church, Drew Barrymore’s Brutal Legend erasure, Anc…

Happy to announce that we've made our own Sight and Sound best movie list and it only contains one youtube video and two video games. Notes: The Scary Hypno Man, Kevin Spacey Hopper, Peg Pete, fuckable aliens, A24 Orson Welles, 08 Watto, Godus Profits, Caesar Loyalty Missions, Amleth Cinematic Universe, Pilled Pasqually, Joe Camel’s Subliminal Peni…

A new Sonic the Hedgehog game has been released and naturally we waste 80 minutes talking about...lizard deals and Gurgi? You all knew what you were getting into with this one Notes: our dedication, Italian Hobbit Costco, monitor lizard deals, Red Wave the Swallow, Coupon Freaks, CyberCath, Toydarian Puzzle Box, Fash v Ren Faire Divide, Gurgi’s Mon…

A new Sonic game is finally here, but we're stuck inside a storage closet at Twitter HQ figuring out which cats to ban. Also Watto got rebooted. Note: JortTurd, Dialectical Demon Fusion, The Master Debater, The Bayblonian Bee, Proustian Burger Stink Reverie, Dildohitler’s Locker, Reboot Watto, The Zoa Zona, Bootstraps Pie, Associate Lore Manager, M…

The only thing scarier than a goblin or ghoul is when my freaking male instacart slave mouths my avocados. Let's get this shit viral. Oh also Watto died Notes: CandyCoin, InstaAlbert, Underground Bed Racing, Retvrn to the Shire, IRA Watto, My Podcast Co-Host is a Dracula, Beveragely Thirsty presents Are You There God? It’s Me Parched Man: Fudge-a-M…

Oooooh, it’s the spooky season. And what could be more terrifying than listening to two hours of incomprehensible rambling about shock jocks and the Nick Jr. Notes: Netflix Wayfair Commercials, Bimbofied School Lunch, Flea Meat, Conservawatto, Bluesclues Man, Baby’s First Podcast, 10 Years of Gay Macklemore, AI Cryptid, Nature’s Perfect Little Snac…

We are absolutely gutted by the loss of our beloved monarch and Minions (2015) star Queen Elizabeth. Heaven gained another beautiful bird Notes: Princess Diana’s podcast drama, Meat Is An Ancient Food, Harfoots, Anglo Watto, Mommy Kissing Santa Claus Prequel, Gurgi’s Wish, Free Elvis, Beveragely Thirsty Presents Are You There God It’s Me Parched Ma…

Well folks, after our ousting from Warner Brothers we've run south of the border to hang out with all the other free spirits (ie. anarchocapitalist freaks) in Acapulco. Surely none of us will be executed by the cartel for selling drugs in their territory. Notes: Hogcastapulco, Red Guard Binky, Tiktok of pizza, NFT moments of anguish, The Wendy’s Pr…

Sorry folks. We've become Hollywood bigwigs in charge of a HUGE new streaming platform, so we're probably not gonna be doing podcasts anymore. Come watch us on the White Women Network Notes: WWN, Gyaru Fieri, TGIH, HollyWatto, mandatory kidney stones, Double Income One Stinky, Mexican Pizza Midterms, Papa John’s Resident Evil puzzle, Michael Transa…