Best Turducken Podcasts (2024)

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Dice and Salt 107 - Salty Turducken 16:40

12d ago16:40

16:40

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss the precise value of sugar substitutes in soda and the skinless horrors the players have been dealing with. Then, the parade of horrors continue as they delve into the group's attempt to avoid combat and steal kills from one another. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our M…

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3.18 - Turducken of Malice 59:26

21d ago59:26

59:26

Just minutes before the troupe met the troll, Del and the Doctor Deputy had found themselves face to face with the ghost of Angelina, who was desperate for a divorce from her also-deceased husband Ted. Del misled Ted into willingly running away from them and towards the Gravewalker, they then came upon the ongoing battle, Del quickly dispatched of …

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Turducken - But Make it Drugs 34:27

29d ago34:27

34:27

Tina and Gina get political and provide a full recap on the Democratic National Convention, Tina reviews a new supper club, they discuss their complete shock and surprise of the Bennifer divorce filing, and dig into a conspiracy theory about Blue Ivy. Give us 5 stars and follow us on Instagram! @No_Offense_But_podcast…

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3.24 - Are You Poor? Have Corn! 57:56

1h ago57:56

57:56

Having been swallowed whole by a giant owl, Del managed to stab and burn her way out of the bird only to catch the attention of a dinosaur-like creature. Luckily, Rumpleforeskin found her and they galloped away to relative safety. The rest of the troupe entered Corn Town. Tyler set out to gather information to help them on their quest, New Rogue de…

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Cosby Walked So Diddy Could Run 41:54

1h ago41:54

41:54

Tina and returning guest host Sarah get ready for the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City premiere, discuss the P. Diddy "Freak-Off's" and indictment, a political update on Trump's 3rd assassination attempt, a review of The Perfect Couple, and Sarah's thoughts on The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Give us 5 stars and follow us on Instagram! @No_Offens…

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3.23 - Buttermilk Biscuit’s Buttermilk Biscuits 56:43

42m ago56:43

56:43

Travelling without Del, the troupe found themselves menaced by the mists, their mounts, and each other. New Rogue was nearly turned to stone forever by Westra Ambereyes before he started riding with Tyler, Shadow Nemesis was disappointed when he realized how helpless his friends were even though they thwart him constantly, and General Tyler despera…

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Tyrant's Grasp 186 - I Was Petrified 41:57

1h ago41:57

41:57

Things have broken down in our negotiations with Aeonte, and now we have to complete the task we were given the hard way. Her proclivity for turning people into statues is surely no trouble for adventurers such as ourselves, though. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can s…

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Dice and Salt 109 - I Was Saltified 24:05

1d ago24:05

24:05

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back on location this week to mix up disco hits and covers. Then, they get into the negotiating tactics the guys used and try to figure out why these powerful creatures they're dealing with are even willing to negotiate in the first place. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to fo…

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3.22 - Why is This an Item?! 55:22

28m ago55:22

55:22

The troupe’s tense standoff continued, when suddenly a giant owl swooped in, swallowed Del whole, and took off. New Rogue didn’t believe that Shadow Nemesis wanted to help and hit him with another rock, so Shadow Nemesis responded by shooting New Rogue in the leg. After Tyler froze Shadow Nemesis and everyone had calmed down, they accepted that the…

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Caviar Chicken Nuggies 34:56

2h ago34:56

34:56

Tina & Gina celebrate the Bear's win, discuss Gina's impending move, caviar chicken nuggies, thoughts on the debate, fashion week recap and feelings of love being dead after the news of Rachel Zoe and Roger divorcing. Give us 5 stars and follow us on Instagram! @No_Offense_But_podcastBy Tina & Gina

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3.21 - A Giant Owl 1:00:24

16h ago1:00:24

1:00:24

The troupe challenged Shadow Nemesis on his motivations for remaining with them, which ended in him throwing the Doctor Deputy into a well, but Tyler rescued the squire and caused him to reflect on the merits of doing good. Del led the troupe in a mind meld with Shadow Master and they learned that Shadow Nemesis could in fact let Adam out whenever …

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Tyrant's Grasp 185 - At First I Was Afraid 1:15:49

4h ago1:15:49

1:15:49

We've met with the foreman of one of the wings of Fallow Deep and come to a tentative agreement to receive payment for services rendered. Now it's time to work on rendering those services so we can reap the rewards. We just need to not get ourselves reaped in the process. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! …

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Dice and Salt 108 - Dice Rolls in the Oasis 16:53

4d ago16:53

16:53

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week shortly after Richter's dental work, so things get weird quickly. Well, weirder than usual I suppose. Plus, some bad singing and incorrectly remembering the name of a devil. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time once again for our annual…

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3.20 - He Wants to Kill God 59:44

7d ago59:44

59:44

The troupe found themselves fighting for their lives against the Talisman of Ultimate Evil. Shadow Nemesis freed himself from his symbiote’s charm and a game of talisman hot potato ensued. Tyler caught it first and immediately died, Del then got hold of it and started dying too, but New Rogue revivified and stabilized them both. Shadow Nemesis—real…

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Very Delulu, Very Mindless 40:46

7d ago40:46

40:46

Gina is back and her and Tina discuss the latest on the Artem arrest, Labor Day shenanigans, Mauricio being in hot water for a 3rd week in a row, Jax's diagnosis, thoughts on Greek life, and excitement for the first Chicago Bears game of the season! Give us 5 stars and follow us on Instagram! @No_Offense_But_podcast…

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3.19 - The Talisman of Ultimate Evil 59:14

8d ago59:14

59:14

The troupe have found themselves in possession of an evil talisman! Working together, Del viciously mocked the amulet’s skeletal guardian before Tyler finished it off with a misty-step-fueled hammer throw. Shadow Nemesis then claimed the talisman, but was prevented from putting it on by New Rogue and Tyler. Torn between the powers of Shadow Master’…

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Tyrant's Grasp 184 - Making Friends in Low Places 1:08:49

8d ago1:08:49

1:08:49

The Stitched Wing of Fallow Deep has certainly lived up to its reputation thus far, evoking just the type of atmosphere you would expect from a place with such a name in a giant undead factory. Now it's time to meet the man (sort of) in charge of the place and see what he has to say for himself. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for …

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Alexis Couture 41:06

20d ago41:06

41:06

Tina is joined by guest host Sarah to celebrate back to school, discuss the engagement of Johnny J and Alexis, speculate on what went down with Artem and Nikki Bella, thoughts on if Teresa and Melissa really would reconcile to save the show, and a recap of this season's Big Brother. Give us 5 stars and follow us on Instagram! @No_Offense_But_podcas…

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Tyrant's Grasp 183 - Squad Gholes 53:07

18d ago53:07

53:07

New book, new city, same players. This time around, we spend some time exploring the city of Yanmass as we start investigating the issues plaguing the place, and the venerable Lord Ckarl learns a new trick. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time once again for our annual art contest…

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Dice and Salt 106 - Dicey Skin Graft 17:58

27d ago17:58

17:58

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to once again not understand the intro before discussing PC PTSD and relishing in the reference to the group's favorite psychopomps. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time once again for our annual art contest! We love seeing the artistic…

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3.17 - That’s Ted. 58:02

22d ago58:02

58:02

Still trying to infiltrate Angelina’s farm, the boys had discovered a well with clean water leading up to the barn when they were ambushed by a massive green monster hurling boulders. Tyler tried to be brave as he cast new spells at the creature, Shadow Nemesis went into a giant rage and pulled the monster into the water with him, and incredibly Ne…

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Tyrant's Grasp 182 - Here to Flay 1:00:14

1M ago1:00:14

1:00:14

Our first foray into the Hall of Flies did not go as expected, so we're going to go ahead and check out the rest of Fallow Deep before we give that another shot. The Stitched Wing sounds like a fun time, let's see what's going on over there. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time on…

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Dice and Salt 105 - My Salt is Immeasurable and My Day is Ruined 23:51

1M ago23:51

23:51

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week where Toast has a stunning revelation right off the bat. Then they ruminate on Alex's bloodthirsty nature and the players' apparent desire for punishment. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time once again for our annual art contest! We …

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Weiner Blooper 38:26

1M ago38:26

38:26

Tina is joined by guest host Nikki to catch up on their fun weekend together in Chicago, a recap on the Olympics, TomTom rebrand rumors, the return of Stassi, their anticipation of the Love Island reunion and much more all on ZOOM! Forgive us in advance for even worse sound quality issues than normal! Give us 5 stars and follow us on Instagram! @No…

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Tyrant's Grasp 181 - A Stunning Turn of Events 1:14:49

1M ago1:14:49

1:14:49

Negotiations have broken down with the devil with ideations of global domination. Who would have thought? Things quickly go from bad to worse in this fight that serves as our true introduction to the dangers of Fallow Deep. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time once again for our a…

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Dice and Salt 104 - Subclause and a Dodecahedron 23:21

1M ago23:21

23:21

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to hammer out the legalese involved in ethanol additives and a trip to Disneyland. Then, they get into diabolical nomenclature and the etymology of tabletop roleplaying game monsters as they go over a tense conversation concerning global domination. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for ou…

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Community Pool Drunk 32:01

1M ago32:01

32:01

Tina and Gina try and record while the Blue Angels practice for the Air and Water Show, they dig dip into the Jersey Finale, they talk Olympics, and come up with an idea for a different running mate for Kamala. Give us 5 stars and follow us on Instagram! @No_Offense_But_podcastBy Tina & Gina

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Tyrant's Grasp 180 - Deal With A Devil 1:12:15

1M ago1:12:15

1:12:15

We've come across an unexpected obstacle in this underground undead factory, and this obstacle also presents an opportunity. It's time to put our patented negotiating skills to the test as we sit down for a civil conversation with a devil. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time once…

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Dice and Salt 103 - Nothing Salted, Nothing Spiced 17:55

2M ago17:55

17:55

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss the specific mechanics of fulfilling oaths before getting lost in a flurry of buffs. Then they go over the purpose of bags of holding and go over the level ups of the guys. We've got two very exciting things happening for our Masked Brotherhood! First, it's that time once again for our annual …

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3.16 - We’re the…uhh…Plumbers! 1:03:48

1M ago1:03:48

1:03:48

As the troupe neared the end of the tunnel that led to the farm, they realized that Del and the Doctor Deputy were missing! As they called out for the companions, they caught the attention of nearby scarecrows and suddenly found themselves under attack. Shadow Nemesis scaled the walls to attack the scarecrows as they entered the tunnel, New Rogue u…

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Holy Fondue 39:34

2M ago39:34

39:34

Tina and Gina recap their weekends and Tina's adventures in Wisconsin. They give a full Olympics recap including their thoughts on swimming in the Seine, and a special Olympics edition of trivia. They talk about the scary epidemic of tongue ties, and their excitement for another Lalapalooza. Give us 5 stars and follow us on Instagram! @No_Offense_B…

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3.15 - Big Talking 58:49

1M ago58:49

58:49

The troupe continued on their way to Angelina’s farm! While Tyler and New Rogue played some road trip games with the Doctor Deputy, Del had a private call with Lucretia where she learned that every time the day restarts, a month passes everywhere else! Meanwhile, Shadow Nemesis got in an argument with Shadow Master about how best to survive the rea…

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Tyrant's Grasp 179 - Oaths Made, Oaths Kept 1:07:29

2M ago1:07:29

1:07:29

After a grueling battle against an old friend, we head back to the save point so we can recuperate a bit before heading back down into the depths of Fallowdeep to put a stop to Tar Baphon's recruitment efforts. We've got two very exciting things happening for our Masked Brotherhood! First, it's that time once again for our annual art contest! We lo…

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Dice and Salt 102 - Exit Through the Dice Shop 16:22

2M ago16:22

16:22

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to immediately prove Richter is a liar and issue a tattoo challenge. Then they transition into complaining about how long combats take in Pathfinder, much to Toast's chagrin, before delving into some assumptions about teleportation circles. We've got two very exciting things happening for our Masked Br…

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TikTok SWAT Team 41:58

2M ago41:58

41:58

Tina and Gina reunite at the TikTok hostel to discuss the latest news in politics, the hard hitting stories from this weeks Bravo shows, celeb gender reveals, the SWAT teams visit to Gina's and much more! Give us 5 stars and follow us on Instagram! @No_Offense_But_podcastBy Tina & Gina

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Tyrant's Grasp 178 - Smite Jerkface 57:49

2M ago57:49

57:49

She's bigger. She's badder. She's proving to be too much for our band of renegades to handle. After a devastating string of rolls that have rendered the party mostly ineffective against Lyanthari, things are looking dire as the group is quickly running out of resources and our foe looks as spy as the day she died. We've got two very exciting things…

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Dice and Salt 101 - Salty Gambler's Fallacy 24:10

2M ago24:10

24:10

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss the dangers of driving drowsy, the perils of early morning restaurant shifts, and the excitement that comes from long, drawn-out combats in Pathfinder 1st edition. Then, Toast continues her long-standing streak of not knowing which voice belongs to Tom and which is Joe as they continue to brea…

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3.14 - Let’s Make Today A Good Day 1:03:11

2M ago1:03:11

1:03:11

The troupe is playing into the ruse to impersonate The General and his retinue! After New Rogue volunteered them all to help rescue Angelina from the same scarecrows that had previously killed him and Del, the troupe tricked Nicholas Church into getting them their usual cockatrices. On the way to the farm, Shadow Nemesis flexed his newly discovered…

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Wakes Up and Chooses Violence 48:03

2M ago48:03

48:03

Tina and new guest host Cait sit down to discuss weekend wedding adventures, thoughts on Arianna's latest lawsuit, concern for Bianca and her unending overexposure, a full Love Island rundown and more! Give us 5 stars and follow us on Instagram! @No_Offense_But_podcastBy Tina & Gina

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3.13 - Jester’s Privilege 1:01:08

2M ago1:01:08

1:01:08

The troupe’s inability to keep quiet alerted a nearby militia force to their presence. New Rogue, Del and Tyler hid in the forest, only to be torn apart by demonic imps, and Shadow Nemesis was destroyed by The Grave Walker, even after giving up his friends. Awakening once more at the start of the same day, the group was ready to apply what they’d l…

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Tyrant's Grasp 177 - Where Do You Think You're Going? 1:15:16

2M ago1:15:16

1:15:16

Lyanthari still has a soft spot in her gigantic undead heart for our resident unstable sorcerer. Now that her bodyguards are out of the way and she's buffed to the teeth, it's time to see what she's capable of as we struggle to contain things in this underground cathedral. This episode comes with not one, but two exciting contest announcements! Fir…

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Dice and Salt 100 - A Dicey Milestone 1:03:31

2M ago1:03:31

1:03:31

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back with the 100th episode of Dice and Salt. To commemorate this momentous occasion, they brought on Nick and Tom to do a live listen to the most recent episode to give their live reactions to the show as it unfolds. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our ex…

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3.12 - The Whitest Lie is the Best Lie 59:49

2M ago59:49

59:49

After scouting and sharing fond memories, the troupe reconvened. Tyler and Ivan led them towards one of the army's militia forces, New Rogue tried to understand Westra's cawing by asking Jack Magnum to translate, and Del had to explain to Shadow Nemesis that her reality blade doesn't conjure magical items into existence just because he wants them a…

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Ding! Here's your baby 41:12

2M ago41:12

41:12

Gina and Tina are back to celebrate surviving the 4th of July and the violence in Chicago, their excitement about Gypsy Rose and Lindsay Hubbard's pregnancy announcements, the difference between "good messy" and "bad messy", and they reminisce about the MTV Next days. Give us 5 stars and follow us on Instagram! @No_Offense_But_podcast…

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3.11 - A Slight Miscalculation in Time 1:00:21

2M ago1:00:21

1:00:21

The troupe are on their way to the hills to watch the final battle! While resting so New Rogue could meditate and recharge his magic, Tyler and Del had a long-overdue chat about how they were holding up in their terrifying new reality. Meanwhile, Shadow Nemesis grew tired of being alone in the ghost realm. In an effort to convince the group to let …

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Tyrant's Grasp 176 - Just Don't Look 55:54

2M ago55:54

55:54

We're in the thick of things now. Lyanthari and Argenus are airing their dirty laundry and the rest of us are caught in the middle, and they brought a positively grotesque creature along for the ride that we'd much rather just not have to look at for any number of reasons. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to …

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Dice and Salt 99 - Salty Critical Thinking 20:52

3M ago20:52

20:52

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss the power of Mathfinder! Then they dig into the power of finger guns as the horrors of the fight reveal themselves. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you'r…

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3.10 - It’s Been A Year?! 1:00:09

2M ago1:00:09

1:00:09

With the rest of the troupe having safely surrendered, Shadow Nemesis was chased by cockatrices and immediately pecked to death. New Rogue was too depleted to revive him, and Tyler was convinced by Ezra to wait and see if the day reset again, so when Del tried to summon Werner, the ghost of Shadow Nemesis joined them instead. Del packed up his body…

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Oprah for President 41:17

3M ago41:17

41:17

Tina and Gina recap The Rolling Stones concert, chat about their 4th of July plans, discuss the Presidential Debate and their plans to help this country's migration crisis by migrating out of the US, and their plans to convince Oprah to run for president. Give us 5 stars and follow us on Instagram! @No_Offense_But_podcast…

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Tyrant's Grasp 175 - Educational Combat 1:01:57

3M ago1:01:57

1:01:57

Last time we had some exciting revelations about Argenus's past as tensions soared with his old flame. Now those tensions have boiled over and it's time to bring this arc to a (hopefully) satisfying conclusion, and we just might learn something along the way. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along w…

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