Best Vanguard Radio Podcasts (2024)

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#314 Roundball Woodcock feat. Ash from Horror Vanguard 1:18:18

38m ago1:18:18

1:18:18

Alright listen Audrey drank several beers and Dono napped right before this, I don't know what to tell ya. But wait we're joined this week by Ash from the Horror Vanguard podcast! Who is now out as trans! LFG! We catch up, Audrey takes a bird ID quiz, and then it's question time: Relearning how to have sex after gaining the ability to orgasm for th…

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#315 That's Not Jessica feat. Darren Keen 1:28:37

2h ago1:28:37

1:28:37

THUNDER NOISE! It's stormin in Chicago, Dono's sick, Audrey had a nice date, and we're joined this week by musician Darren Keen aka PROBLEMS! We're talking sobriety, getting back into dating, ART, and your QUESTIONS: Dating after being hardcore gaslit | Struggling with the initial loneliness after moviing to a new city | Nebraska dog - good or nah?…

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THE JANEWAY PODCAST PROGRAM | After "Time and Again" 25:35

3h ago25:35

25:35

This week, Janeway and Ensign Brebb shoot the breeze because nothing notable happened, except for Kes asking if a pre-warp planet was destroyed or not. Janeway and Brebb are inspired to discuss the importance of theatrical training, the hazards of temporal mechanics, and getting stuck in a temporal apology loop time and again. __ Every episode of t…

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THE JANEWAY PODCAST PROGRAM | After "Parallax" 42:27

3h ago42:27

42:27

Janeway decompresses after getting Voyager stuck in the event horizon of a type-4 singularity. Because of the temporal distortion, Voyager answered it's own distress call and can saw itself in a time-space parallax reflection. Also on board, B'elanna Torres broke Lt. Carey's nose and still got promoted to head engineer. __ Every episode of the JPP …

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No I'm Listening 01 - A Frasier Podcast Pilot 58:33

2h ago58:33

58:33

That's right, we hear the blues a-callin! You got us to our Patreon goal and, as promised, we're doing a bonus series on Frasier! Audrey's seen it multiple times, Dono's never seen an episode, and we're watching and discussing. THE FIRST TASTE IS FREE! Subscribe to our Patreon for more hot Frasier action and bonus RFTB episodes each week at Patreon…

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#313 Wife Facts feat. Librarypunk 1:18:15

2d ago1:18:15

1:18:15

IT'S HOT! Except in Chicago its fine here for now. But everyone else on the show this week is gettin scorched and I mean EVERYONE cause we've got all three of the Librarypunk hosts with us, it's Sadie, Jay, and Justin, it's a goddamn panel show so we're talking inter-podcast romance and an embarrassing dating story from Sadie and then it's your que…

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#312 Healthier, Well-Adjusted Overall 1:12:12

9d ago1:12:12

1:12:12

Good lord it's Fugue Week I stg. No guest. Dry. Moving and hard feelings, we're both a lil run down. But it makes for comedy and then we're pushing through and getting to as much of this question backlog as possible. Like ten of em it's a new record. Too many to list I am still exhausted. Thanks for tuning in folks! Want to support the show and get…

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#311 War Chant Or Fertility Dance feat. FrankJavCee 1:09:08

16d ago1:09:08

1:09:08

COME ORIGINAL! It's HOT gang jesus christ, it's a sweatisode and it's extra hot cause we got musician and weirdo extraordinaire FrankJavCee with us! We talk to Frank about all kinds of stuff from inflation to catching feelings to being queer and then it's question time: A mysterious insect cartoonist wonders what the calling card of 2020s music wil…

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#310 Some Fuss, No Muss! feat. Stefan Heck 1:19:27

23d ago1:19:27

1:19:27

OOOOooooo Canada! O beach! O Plefan! What's up gang we've got a wild ep this week featuring Beach Dono and returning champion Stefan Heck! We talk beach and moving and curling and canada and jerking off into the toilet and also your questions: Poly but a new partner is making you want to go monogamous | Wanting to leave your twitch cohost in a glue…

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#309 Oops! Synth Episode feat. Robin Hatch 1:02:06

30d ago1:02:06

1:02:06

What's up gang we're joined again by extremely cool person, Robin Hatch! We talk about our mutual pod friend meeting Fred Durst, Robin's move to LA, her dating life, and a whole lot of synth talk. Listen, we got excited idk what to tell ya. And then questions: Trying not to fall into codependency again and SPOOKED | You're a mailman and you keep ge…

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#308 Rat Girl Summer feat. HEALTH 1:14:05

1M ago1:14:05

1:14:05

Eyyyyy new guest time! We're stoked to have Johnny Health himself from the band HEALTH with us! We talk music and get several embarassing stories before diving headfirst into your questions, here's what we get into: A new listener says very nice things about us but is worried about overcoming their disability | Beer and margarita guy follow up | Ra…

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#307 The Lizard Episode feat. Beetlemoses 1:23:36

2M ago1:23:36

1:23:36

Howdy Totebaggers! We're joined this week by Beetlemoses of comics fame, who joins us for a freewheeling conversation that roams from fame to ignominy, from lizards to dogsitting. Then we get into listener questions! How do you navigate seeing people you know on dating apps? | A beer and a margarita is a cause for concern? If you've ONLY had a beer…

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#306 Meatball Boba feat. Haus of Decline 1:21:16

2M ago1:21:16

1:21:16

Hoowee! What's up gang, let's get right to it we've got Haus of Decline returning to the show - Trans Style! We talk about negative feedback on our media, Alex's coming out, getting the hang of makeup, and then questions: Partner is saying your friend is too mean to you | Feel like you're not asexual anymore after a psychdelic experience? | What wo…

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#305 You're Going to Hell! feat. Alex Goldman 1:19:51

2M ago1:19:51

1:19:51

We're joined by Alex Goldman this week, a returning favorite! It's a laid back episode but Audrey has a hurty tooth and needs to pee and kicks her router so it dies and UGH. Donovan is Siskel coded. A listener follows up about setting up their friend who has autism. | How do you *not* masturbate because you believe its effecting your sexual energy …

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#304 Ruse Cruise feat. Kayte Terry 1:17:56

2M ago1:17:56

1:17:56

You will be brought to justice! What's up gang, insane time this week and we're joined by returning homie Kayte Terry. We catch up with Kayte on her dating and relationship excapades and then we answer your questions - a couple of which it seems are fradulent! How much oil is TOO much in your pee? | A lovely follow-up on the unexpected pregnancy qu…

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#303 Dono Upsets Everyone feat. John Cullen 1:11:32

3M ago1:11:32

1:11:32

Oh no Donovan's got news! No spoilers! Here's a spoiler though we're joined this week by John Cullen from Blocked Party and What Is A Jeopardy Podcast! Friends with both sides post-breakup - how to handle social event invitations | How to navigate accidentally getting one your partners pregnant in a poly relationship | Feeling not-put-together at 2…

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INTRODUCING: "The Janeway Podcast Program" A Star Trek: Voyager Fancast 1:18

3M ago1:18

1:18

"Permission to podcast freely, Captain?" Made by Trekkies for Trekkies, "The Janeway Podcast Program" is a richly sound-designed chat show that delivers world-building recaps at warp speed. Every episode of the JPP takes place immediately after the events of a Star Trek: Voyager episode, so the characters can say how they REALLY feel about it. Reli…

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#302 Red Hot Ball Of Copper feat. David Tveite 1:12:27

3M ago1:12:27

1:12:27

What's up gang we're coming in hot this week with comedian David Tveite and you're about to learn a lot this episode! We talk about carpet swatches and the Twin Peaks town and then get a wild plane/relationship story. And then your questions: Follow up from the listener who felt like they didn't have a strong sense of personality | You've got big s…

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#301 My Romantic Partner Must Have Skin feat. Merritt K 1:17:20

3M ago1:17:20

1:17:20

Folksss it's time for more Return Of The Mack because we've got a returning guest this week - it's Merritt K! We catch up with Merritt about living in the dang Canadian wilderness, Star Trek, and a hair stuck in Dono's mouth. And then questions: How pull weirdo baddies? | Follow up on befriending a quiet person | Partner stopped engaging with their…

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#300 Our Episodes Will Block Out The Sun Or Something feat. Rivka Rivera 1:25:49

3M ago1:25:49

1:25:49

What's up gang we're running late this week cause Audrey almost died but she's ok now! And it's episode 300 holy smokes! We're stoked to be joined by Rivka Rivera from the Movies vs Capitalism podcast and so we're talkin movies, we're talking embarassing dating stories, and we're answering your questions here's what we get into: How to be a flirt w…

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#299 Weird Episode 1:23:44

3M ago1:23:44

1:23:44

Listen idk what to tell ya it's a weird one we're goin thru it. It's just one of those days! You'll understand when you listen. Dry folks this week, here's what we get into: Followup question on feeling out your sexuality and desire | Double compliment! RIP McAfee! | Friend is newly out as trans and she's doing great but she keeps making digs at yo…

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#298 Turbie Twisters feat. Brad Pearson from Self Worst Podcast 1:07:22

4M ago1:07:22

1:07:22

What's up gang this week it's the fastest guest return of all time - Brad Pearson from Self Worst podcast is BACK baby! We talk about your guys, mental health, Dono's rough times, and Electronovan stops by. Then your questions: New LGBTQ - Where tf are the gays? | Is this person into you and what should you have said? | Dad won't stop talking about…

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#297 Queering Up The Golf Course feat. Tony Boswell 1:09:14

4M ago1:09:14

1:09:14

It's Tony Time™ mfers we've got Tony Boswell from Minion Death Cult back with us this week so you know we're stoked! We catch up with Tony on his golfing, DJing, and a better approach to dating. And then it's question time: How to find a creative outlet | Audrey is really cute and writes bangers | How to survive as a beefy thicc boy | Navigating a …

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#296 The Elvisode feat. Brian Alford 1:24:07

4M ago1:24:07

1:24:07

Whats up hound dogs, Donovelvis here, bringing you a heater of an extendo mode episode featuring our good homie Brian Alford from The Worst of All Possible Worlds podcast! This one is a banger, it's simultaneously off the rails and on the rails. Serious, heartfelt, and dumb ass hell. We talk about podcasting, Brian's history with dating and relatio…

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#295 I Didn't Plan On Jumping Into A Trashcan feat. The Convincing Actor 1:12:45

4M ago1:12:45

1:12:45

Welcome back gang, there is an insane storm going on in Chicago during this one but we made it! And we're stoked to be joined by musician, performer, and all-around cool lady, The Convincing Actor! We talk about how smart Dono is, how words are hard, Lavender's performance in Chicago and her history with music and performing, and then your question…

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#294 Dave Hill Hates Games feat. Dave Hill 1:12:23

5M ago1:12:23

1:12:23

Folks! We're stoked to be joined this week by comedian, author, musician, and game-hater Dave Hill. We talk about cigarettes, Gator Golf, and how much Dave hates games. And an embarassing dating story. And then your questions. Thanks again to Dave for joining us! Find all his stuff at davehillonline.com And thank you for tuning in! You can support …

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#293 That's A Really Personal Question feat. Brad Pearson from Self Worst 1:22:14

5M ago1:22:14

1:22:14

Jesus christ gang I am so congested. I try to lean away from the mic to schnork. And that's where the whole Tay Zonday thing came from. We're joined this week by Brad Pearson from Self Worst podcast, a show we both recently guested on that I cannot recommend enough. We're on a similar sincerity wavelength. We're also in a goofy as hell mood on this…

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#292 Whales and Telephone Poles 1:25:44

5M ago1:25:44

1:25:44

It's dry folks this week and we know what you crave. Bickering! We recorded on Valentines day and determined that we are each other's Valentine after much consternation. Audrey describes a recent car accident that she was involved in (she's unharmed!) Donovan spins a yarn about their "fake scottish uncle." It's really good. Then we do some question…

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#291 Dating A Hot Person feat. Tim Faust 1:24:46

5M ago1:24:46

1:24:46

What's up gang, we're stoked to have author and very cool person Tim Faust joining us this week! We talk to Tim about his recent move with his partner, the AVNs, and of course an embarassing dating story and then it's question time: Kind of accidentally became poly, what should you know? | Challenges of dating a sex worker? | Should you break up wi…

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#290 Migraine Episode 1:15:42

6M ago1:15:42

1:15:42

No no it won't GIVE you a migraine it's about migraines bc I had a migraine. Welcome back gang it's just us this week so we try to lightning round thru the question backlog and then that doesn't actually happen at all. Here's what we get into: We killed it at the live show! (thank you!) | Partner went to visit their other partner and that other par…

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THANK YOU LISTENERS 1:25

6M ago1:25

1:25

Hey It's Audrey, just letting everyone know how grateful we are for everyone who came out to the live show and made it what it was. Sorry no main feed this week! We haven't forgotten about you!By Radio Free Tote Bag

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#289 He's Gonna Grab Ya! // Cyberdono feat. Rory Blank 1:35:03

6M ago1:35:03

1:35:03

What's good Tote Gang! Our guest this week is Rory Blank! We discuss the coldwave, recent films, Lincoln Chafee (the subject of our episode art,) and cyberpunk dystopias. Spampunk! Then, of course, the listener queries from our Question Box! We offer some guidance to a person who's just ended a long relationship in the midst of a shift in their gen…

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#288 Meet N' Tote Kingdom feat. Tom Pain 1:37:14

6M ago1:37:14

1:37:14

What if we spent half the show discusses the Meet N' Fuckiverse? This week's episode answers that question. And joining us, from the 10K Losses podcast, it's Tom Pain! We discuss the aforementioned topic, romance mechanics in video games, and then we hit Tom with our new, bigger and better 1-2 punch interview. How to slide into DMs on Discord? | Ho…

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#287 Scurrying Into 2024 feat. Craig Lee Thomas 1:14:42

7M ago1:14:42

1:14:42

It's another year, gang, welcome to the NEW Radio Free Tote Bag! And joining us on this momentous first episode of 2024 we have voice actor Craig Lee Thomas with us! We talk about Craig's VO work, a meet-cute with his now wife, and a truly heartbreaking embarassing dating story. And then? We answer your questions: Navigating exploring your sexualit…

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#286 A God-Centric Podcast feat. Grace Freud 1:15:24

7M ago1:15:24

1:15:24

FOLKS! Happy New Year we're stoked to have Grace Freud from Girl God with us this week and we're getting goofy, we're getting sincere, we're having a blast. We talk sobriety, hear a couple great embarassing dating stories from Grace, and then we answer your questions: How to get back on track with your routine after a big depressive episode | How t…

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SINGLES | "Boxes of Bull****" 5:24

7M ago5:24

5:24

BoxBox, your favorite monthly box full of boxes, is partnering with socialite Provence Ritz-Carlton-Parking to create a new line of bio-undegradable boxes that will soon cover the planet. Remember: you cannot unsubscribe! Listen to the uncensored version of this sketch on our Patreon at patreon.com/lefthandedradio Support LHR by leaving a 5-star ra…

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#285 Christmas Special 2023 feat. Dylan 1:08:33

7M ago1:08:33

1:08:33

Ho ho ho ho ho neighhhh whats up gang it's holiday time and as is tradition we've got our dear friend Dylan with us! We're talkin holiday shit, we're talking ungulates, we're hearing a nice dating life update from Dylan, and we're answering your questions here's what we get into: Split between two potential partners who both want monogamy | Nice wo…

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#284 Sheetless Boyfriend feat. Rory Uphold 1:25:41

7M ago1:25:41

1:25:41

Folks! Audrey is out this week due to Holidays but Dono is holding it down and we're got an excellent guest this week, Rory Uphold from Crimes of the Heart podcast! We chat about our shows and religious shame around sex, hear an excellent embarrassing relationship story and then it's question time: How to support a depressed partner when their mate…

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#283 Misogyny Vore feat. Korla 1:08:32

8M ago1:08:32

1:08:32

WOOOO what's up folks it's Totesday it's another week and we're joined by returning guest and friend of the show and partner of the Audrey, it's Korla! We get a dating update, we get a laryngitis health update, we hear about misogynist vore, and then it's question time: Getting back together casually with a former romantic partner and it's good but…

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#282 Is Brutus Buckeye A Furry? feat. Josh from TWOAPW and Mo @bongineer 1:19:36

8M ago1:19:36

1:19:36

Folks! It's a wild one this week, our dear Audrey is down with laryngitis and so is Producer Audrey this week - hittin the soundboard and occasionally chiming in with the RASP! Luckily we have Josh from The Worst of All Possible Worlds as guest host and we're stoked to be joined by our friend Mo (@bongineer on Bsky) returning for the main ep! We he…

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#281 Caveman Boyfriend feat. Sarafina Vecchio 1:15:48

8M ago1:15:48

1:15:48

Folks! Happy holiday times, we've got a special episode this week with actress, teacher, and one of my favorite people in Chicago Sarafina Vecchio! We talk about the worst foods Audrey could eat on mic, dating after getting married too young, a truly heinous date reveal, and then it's question time: Lovely update from the person who asked about dat…

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WLHR FAKE PUBLIC RADIO | MarketLook | "The Landlord Strike" 4:21

8M ago4:21

4:21

MarketLook is your guide to the ups and downs of economics. Hosted by Stephen Zaddy, each episode takes an in-depth look at how our volatile economy is affecting everybody from the ultra-wealthy to the working stiffs. Plus, we take a look at how all the markets are performing today. On this episode, Stephen takes a closer look at how the ongoing la…

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#280 Personally Banned From The Everything App feat. JUNIPER 1:16:29

8M ago1:16:29

1:16:29

Howdy folks it's a brand new week in THE TOTE ZONE! And this week we're stoked to be joined by returning favorite @JUNlPER and we're catching up, we're talking about Elon personally banning the Juniper AI, a breakup, and how all billionaires are soulless and miserable. Also it's a relationship show and we answer your questions here's what we get in…

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#279 Flogged By Six And In Bed By Nine feat. Kayte and Leslie from Fangs For The Memories 1:09:20

8M ago1:09:20

1:09:20

Wew gang! Welcome back to the Hotel Donofornia where this time Dono got stuck in an elevator for an hour! Wild times but luckily we are joined by returning guests Kayte and Leslie from Fangs For The Memories podcast. We talk about The Incident, our recent dating lives, and then we get into a record number of your questions for a guest episode: Buff…

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SINGLES | "What Is Vanguard?" 4:30

9M ago4:30

4:30

In this commercial for Vanguard, you won't learn what it is. If you really want to know, you'll have to figure it out yourself by guessing until you get it right. Featuring Jason Gore, Geoff Garlock, and James Bewley. Support LHR by joining our Patreon at patreon.com/lefthandedradio or leave a 5-star rating and review wherever you subscribe to our …

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#278 Schrodinger's Discourse feat. Brynn Nieboer 1:08:41

9M ago1:08:41

1:08:41

WHATS UP WTFERS AND WTFETTES?? Have we done that bit yet? It's unclear! But what is clear is we're stoked to have Brynn Nieboer back with us on the show where we're talkin about slickies, Mio, Brynn's recent dating times, but NOT discourse! We will never do discourse! But we will answer your questions here's what we get into: Coming out as trans to…

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RAINWYNN KATTGUNN | "SpaceBnB" w/ Andrew Farmer 6:07

9M ago6:07

6:07

Captain Rainwynn Kattgunn of the Conglomerate League travels throughout space running into weird stuff and aliens with inconvenient problems. In this episode, Captain Kattgunn and her crew find a SpaceBnB in a nearby asteroid belt. However, there's a man from ancient Earth living on the asteroid next door. While he may be friendly, a dark side soon…

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#277 Squirrel Mode//Worm Facts 1:20:17

9M ago1:20:17

1:20:17

This episode is SO DRY and tonight, we're cleaning out the Q box! We did about a million questions so I'm not going to do these in order BUT here's what we get to! How do you effectively negotiate your emotions when what you need to share is hard for your partner to hear? Especially as a relationship nears its end? | How to navigate dating when you…

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#276 He Is The One! feat. Drew Toothpaste 1:13:39

10M ago1:13:39

1:13:39

Giddy up and yeehaw pardners, we're stoked this week to have Drew Toothpaste of dasharez0ne and Everything Is Real fame! We hear an all-timer embarassing dating story involved THE 9/11 before getting to your, the listener's, questions. Here's what we answer: Dating an autistic person and having trouble conversationally | Navigating an open marriage…

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SINGLES | "The Most Devious Mind On The Planet" 5:21

10M ago5:21

5:21

A young, female FBI trainee must befriend a notorious incarcerated psychopath and use his knowledge to track and stop an active serial killer before his latest victim is murdered—yes this is the exact plot of "The Silence of the Lambs" but parody of course. Featuring Matt Catanzano. Support LHR by joining our Patreon at patreon.com/lefthandedradio …

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